03-06-2024, 02:12 PM
Part 2: cousin sister ka chupa rang
Narrated by Amit
Hi mera naam amit hai aur me bhilai shahar, chatisghar ka rahne wala hoon. Mein kuch dino ke liye banglore shahar aaya hua hoon kaam ki talash mein. Meri umar 26 hai aur abhi abhi padayi khatm kiya hai. Degree certificate lekar me banglore pahuncha mere mama ke ghar jo banglore me kisi kumar apartment naam ke bade naami apartment me rahte the. Phone me map dekh kar unka apartment jaldi hi mil gaya. Sachme jaysa suna tha waysa hi bada alishan apartment tha wo. Swimming pool park wagayra sab tha. Aur to aur log bhi kafi developed the waha to har chota bacha english hi bol raha tha. Waqt kuch 12 baj rahe the aur meri halath thodi kharab thi kyu ki usi din 3 baje mera ek company me interview bhi tha. Jaldi se me unke flat tak pahuncha aur knock kiya. Darwaza aunty ne khola aur aunty ne turant mujhe pehchan liya aur kaha “are amit beta, kafi der laga di? Mujhe laga tum 10 baje tak ajaoge. Aao andar.”
Me ghar ghusne se pahle unke paw chuwe aur namaste bolte hue andar ghusa.
Aunty “bahut bahut badiya beta kuch khaye ya nahi subah se?”
Anty ki umar kuch 45 ki hogi aur bilkul mere maa jaysi mamta bhari awaz me bath karti thi. “to beta kaysa tha safar, chalo nahalo jaldi se me khane ke liye kuch lata hoon fir araam kar lena thoda,”
Mein “nahi aunty aaj 3 baje mera ek company me interview hai. To aram kuch nahi kar paunga.”
Aunty, “theek hai beta jo tumhe sahi lage par kuch kha kar jana.”
Mein “haan auty bilkul , bathroom?”
Aunty ne kaha “ wo raha tumhara karma, usme attached bathroom bhi hai.”
Me jhat se apna bag uthaya aur apne room ko chal diya aur kuch 30 45 minute ke baad room se bahar nikla formals pehanke interview ke liye.
Itne der me aunty ne bhi jhat se khana banaya aur dining table pe rakh diya. Me khane ke liye baitha to aunty bhi aakar baith gayi aur ghar ke logo ka haal chaal puchne lagi “to beta maa kaysi hai? Aur sab waha.”
Mein “sab badiya hai aunty, aapko maa bahut yaad karti hai.”
Aunty “to unhe bhi le aate na kuch dino ke liye.”
Mein “wo aana to chahti thi par ghar aur papa ko kayse chod kar aate, papa ki to tabiyat aapko pata hi hai.”
Aunty “haan wo bhi sahi hai. Tumhare unkle to office gaye hai warna wo help kar dete tumhari interview me le jane ke liye.”
Mein “koi bath nahi aunty wayse bhi agar yaha kaam milega to shahar ko bhi to janna padega. Wayse swati kidhar hai(meri cousin bahan) wo abhi kya kar rahi hai.”
Aunty “kya jane kaha hai, subah saj dhaj ke dosto ke sath nikal jati hai fir jb mann hua to aati hai.”
Itne me time dekha to 1:20 ho gaya aur me jhat se khana khaya aur interview ke liye nikalne laga “to theek hai aunty me ja kar aata hoon. Der ho rahi hai.
Tabhi aunty ne ek katori me dahi chini lakar diya aur kaha “lo beta ye thoda chak lo, shub kaam ke liye ja rahe hona.”
Mein “aap to bilkul meri maa ke hi tarah hai” itna kahte hue me unke paw chuwe aur ashirwaad liya aur fir chal pada. Company dhoondne me zada dikat nahi hui wo manyata naam ke ek tec-park me tha jo koi bhi auto wala janta tha. Sahi waqt par interview ke liye bhi pahuncha aur intervie sham k 5:30 tak chala kyu ki 3 round the. Mere taraf se to mene apna pura confidence ke sath interview diya ab bhagwaan jaane kya hona tha. Itne me ek banda aaya aur bola ki company se apko call aane tak thoda didn’t wait kare. Fir me waha se nikal gaya aur bahar jakar ek chay piya chain se. Ab waqt ho chala to ghar ko wapas jane ka kahi unkle aunty ko aysa na lage ki me aate hi ghumne firne nikla hoon, ye sochkar me ghar ko direct nikla.
To shaam ko interview ke bad me wapas uncle ke ghar pahuncha. Kaafi thak chukka tha aur time bhi sham ke 6 baj rahe the. Ghanti bajane par aunty ne darwaza khola. Aunty ne poocha “ to beta kaysa gaya interview?”
Mein “ utna khaas nahi aunty, kafi thak chukka hoon. Haalat kharab ho gayi interview me aur uske baad bus ka yatra.”
Aunty “ are beta cab le lete. Swati ko kah kar ola book karwa lete.”
Mein “ nahi aunty baar baar kya use pareshaan karu. Wayse wo hai kaha?”
Aunty “hai apne kamre me, baithi hogi apne computer ke samne, aaj kal ki ladkiya na kitchen me hath batati hai na kuch bas din bhar watsap facebook aur na jane kya kya. Ruko bulati hoon”
Mein “ are nahi aunty, kyu disturb karna. Mein jaldi se naha kar thodi pooja prarthna kar leta hoon.”
Aunty “waah kya sanskaar hai beta, swati ko bhi shahar nahi lana chahiye tha. Agar time mile to use thodi nasiyat de dena.”
Mein “ ha ha ha! Nahi aunty shahar ki ladkiya samajhdaar hoti hai, acha theek mein naha leta hoon.”itna kah kar mein nahane ko nikal gaya apne kamre mein. Kuch 15 minute ke baad me nahakar nikla. Mere gaav me rahne ki aadat ke karan nahakar direct diya jalane ki aadat thi. Meine apne sath hanuman ji ki photo layi thi jise me roz poojta tha. Use baag se nikala aur diya na hone ke karan agarbathi bas jalane ki sochi to dekha ki machis nahi jalane ko. Meine aaw na taw dekha aur towel me hi nikal gaya kamre se kitchen ko aunty se machis mangne.
Jayse hi me kitchen k pas pahuncha waha ek khoobsurat ladki khadi thi. Par wo dusri taraf dekh rahi thi jaha aunty khadi thi. Aunty ne mujhe dekha aur pucha, ” kya hua beta kya chahiye?”
Tabhi wo ladki palti. Kitni khubsurat ki me kuch bol hi nahi pa raha tha. Aur fir usne kaha, ” to amit bhaiya kayse ho aap.”
Tab pata chala mujhe ye apni swati hai lekin ab kitni badi ho gayi thi, mere hath khudba khud apne seene ko dhakne lag gaye to wo zor se has di. Itni khoob surat hasi. Wo ek tight jim wear me thi.
Aunty ne fir se poocha ” bolo amit kya chahiye?”
Mein ” wo aunty machis chahiye thi.”
Tabhi swati jhat se chidate hue boli,” achchaa to tum cegret b pine lag gaye.”
Mein ” nahi nahi wo agarbatti jalani thi.”
Aunty ” seekh isse kuch seekh, tere college k dosto k tarah nahi cegret pine wale, tu ek ladki hokar b ek diya tak nahi jalati. Ye lo beta.”
Aunty ne ek dabba machis mere taraf badaya, jayse hi me wo lene lath badaya mere hath ko swati ne apne kamar se mara. Ye dekh aunty boli ” hat batamis use ched mat, usse seekho hua to.”
Ispar swati mujhe tirchi ankho se dekhte hue boli “Sikhna to nahi par jane se pahle ise sekha dungi bahut kuch.”
Itne me mein jayse to tayse machis liya tabhi swati ne mujhe roka aur kaha” kya amit itne salo bad mil rahe ho aur tum ho ki bhage ja rahe ho.”
Mein “ sham bahut ho gayi na diya jalane ka bhi time hota hai. Acha to mein chalta hoon.”
Itne mein usne chidate hue kaha “ ayse diya jalate rahe to teri diya ka kya hoga?”
Mujhe laga wo kisi diya naam ki ladki ke bare me bol rahi hai to meine poocha “ kon diya?” kafi hairani ke sath.
To usne haste hue kaha “ ha ha ha! Diya diya koi aur nahi tumhari diya ha ha ha! “
Aunty “ nalayak band kar apni battameezi.”
Swati “ kya mom apto bas meine aysa kya kah diya.”
Aunty “ teri gandi zaban acha hi ho use ya kisi ko bhi samajh aaye, your tina ke sath rah kart tu bas……. Mein kuch zada bolungi nahi. Amit tu ja”
Mein “ tina ye tina kon hai?”
Swati “ yaar meri friend hai wo maa ko lagta hai wo theek nahi par bade to bade hi rahengena hame kaha samjhenge.”
Aunty “ haan haan samajh liya bahut tum logo ke bare me bolna shuru karu to gale se pani na jaye.”
Swati “ pani na jaye to pipe lagalona ha ha ha!.”
Aunty “ chee amit tu ja isse door rah na jagah ka na logo ka lihaz”
Mein “ mujhe to kuch bhi nahi samajh me aa raha aunty. Aap kya bol rahe ho aur ye kya bol rahi hai, bye the way swati tum mujhe naam se aur yaar sab kya bol rahi ho me tumse 6 saal bada hoon.”
Sawati “ ok bhaiya banna hai to bhaiya bano ya fir naam se bulaungi, yaha to bhaiya north se aaye hue labours ko bolte hai ha ha ha!, aap banoge bhaiya ya … Sochlo.”
Mein “ kya labours? Nahi nahi meto msc paas hoon job karunga labour nahi tum naam hi bula lo.” itna kahte hi swati ne apni tshirt uthar di mere hi samne aur me bas dekhta raha.
Ab wo sirf apne sport bra me thi, aur aunty to bas sabse muh hi fer lit hi jayse mano is ladki ko na sharam hai na kuch me use dekh dekh ke mann hi man laar tapka raha tha to wahi ek aur bath thi ki mein wo bahat nahi dikha sakta tha, lekin shayad swati pata chal gaya tha ki mere man me use dekh ke kuch kuch ho raha tha jis karan se wo ayse angdayiya le rahi thi mano bas mujhe dikhane ke liye thi aur naki sach ki angdaiya. Par shayad use pata tha ki kisi na kisi tarah se wo mujhe lubha rahi thi aur yahi cheez uase ayse harkate karne ko aur zada uksa rahi thi. Usne poocha “ to amit, tum sachme kya karne aaye ho yaha,”
Mein “ job aur kya ?”
Swati “ tumhe lagta hai itni jaldi mil jayegi yaha is bade shahar me?”
Mein “ pata nahi degree hai kaam karna janta hoon aur kya chahiye?”
Swati “ bas kam karna aane se yaha kuch nahi hota you have to extra talented.”
Mein “ extra? Jo kaam hai use zada aur kya?”
Swati “ don’t worry, me tumhe sab ke liye ready kar dungi. “
Mein “ kya sab bolona, mein ready hoon, jayse to kayse karke bas ek naukri mil jaye bas fir to dekhna me kaam kar kar ke yoon badunga ki bas.”
Tabhi swati ekdam se tokte hue boli “ bas kaam se corporate job me kuch nahi hota hunar hona chahiye.”
Aunty ” beta tu ab iski bato me na pad tujhe pata hai tum kya ho aur kya kar sakte ho.”
Swati achanak se chilate hoon “ oho maa aap zara chup rahoge. Aap aur aap ka puarana nazariya kab tak yu leke ghumoge? Ab bas bhi karo. “
Swati “suno amit is society me bahut se log rahte hai jo tumhe help kar sakte hai aur unse mein tumhe milaungi ok. Just be ready for whatever it takes. “
Mein “ agar me pada likha hoon to mujhe kya dar?”
Swati “ yaar samjha karo bas pade like hone se job milta to aaj ke interview me kya hua bolo?”
Mein “ they said they will call me back.”
Swati “ when they say they will call you back it means they are never gona call you cack ok.”
Mein “ to tumhare hisab se ab mein kya karu?”
Swati “ time at what point of time what you are doing to get it matters. Right now tum jakar diya jalao ha ha ha!, shayad kuch ho jaye hihihih wayse tum towel me ache lagte ho adha nanga ha ha ha!“
Mein ab aur is tarah sirf ek towel me nahi rah sakta tha uske samne jhat se machis liya aur apne kamre me chala gaya.
Hanumaan chalisa padte padte me agarbati to jala aur sharmindagi bhi lag rahi thi k mein kayse towel me khada raha. Pooja paat ke bad me wapas nikla room se bahar, aunty kitchen me hi thi to socha kisi k ghar 8 khali na baitu aur thoda hath bataun, ye soch me kitchen ko gaya aur bola, ” aunty kuch madat chahiye kya?”
Aunty ” are nahi beta rahne do, tum jakar tv kuch dekho.”
Mein ” are nahi aunty ghar me jb b waqt milta hai mein aur maa sath me khana banate hai.”
Aunty ” sachme lalita bahan kitni bhagyashali hai jise tujh jaysa beta mila. Aur ek me hoon jise dekho duniya ki sabse bekar beti mili.”
Mein ” are aunty aysa kyu bolna, wo kyu bekar hui. Padhai kar rahi haina, fir wo hi to aplogo ko dekhegi budhape me.”
Aunty ” are beta wo sab to hai lekin tumhi bolo jb tum shadi karoge to kaysi ladki dhundoge. Ise to bas ek chay aur coffee banani aati hai. Eklaoti hai bolkar tere uncle ne ise bachpan se sar par chada rakha hai. Ghar ka koi kaam nahi karti yaha tak ki uske maile kapde b mujhe uthakar washing machine me dalni padti hai. Tum thode to bade hona apni bahan samajh kar thoda nasiyat do.”
Mere pas to kuch nahi tha bolne ko me bas chup chap khada raha.
Aunty ” chalo beta tere uncle ayenge abhi jaldi se mein roti bana deta hu fir thodi chawal banani hai.”
Mein ” curry me kya banaya aunty?”
Aunty ” utna khas to kuch nahi bas dal banayi hai aur thoda aaloo bhuja hua.”
Mein ” aloo banadi kya?”
Aunty ” nahi beta kyu?”
Mein thodi pyaz mirchi uthate hue bola ” to fir chalo aap roti ki taiyari karo me aaj aaloo ki curry banaunga roti k sath khane ko”
Aunty ” hahaha tum to manoge nahi acha chalo banao dekhte hai lalitha ne kya bana sikhaya.”
Uske bad kitchen k ek taraf aunty aur ek taraf mein dono lage khana banane ne, kuch 1 ghante bad sab khatm roti curry daal chawal sab banke taiyar ki tabhi ghanti baji aur time kuch 8 baj rahe the. Meine jakar darwaza khola to unkle the.
Unkle ” to amit kaysa raha interview?”
Mein ” badiya tha unkle bas pata nahi wo cal karenge ya nahi.”
Unkle ” aysa kyu, kya bola unhone?”
Mein ” sab badiya raha unkle bas meri thodi english kharab haina so pata nahi, unhone bola k wo cal kar k batayenge.”
Unkle ” are tab to bhul hi jao, chalo me fresh hokar aata hu bad me baath karte hai.” itna kahte hue unkle apne kamre ko chale gaye. Fir me baith kar thodi der tv dekha aur sab apne kam me lage the apne apne jagah. Aadhe ghante bad 9 baj rahi jb aunty ne kaha ki khana laga rahi hai so sab khane k liye aa jaye. Me kitchen ko chala gaya uth kar aunty ki madat karne fir thodi der bad unkle aakar dining table par baith gaye aur apne phone me kuch karne lage.
Uske baad mein aur aunty ne sath milkar table par kana sab lakar rakha, itne me unkle ne poocha “ aaj kya special hai khushboo to achi aa rahi hai.”
Aunty “ are aaj to apko apni bahan ki yaad aa jayegi, aaj amit ke hatho ka banaya aaloo ki sabzi hai.”
Unkle “ are waah beta tum cook bhi kar lete ho?”
Amit “ haan thodi bahut, aap kha kar bato pahle. Fir waah boliega.”
Itne me swati ke room ka darwaza khula aur wo nikal kar aayi apn phone pe text karte hue muskurati hui.”
Aunty “ jab dekho yahi phone phone pata nahi itna kya hai usme. Aakar khana kha dekh amit ne sabzi banayi hai.”
Swati “ oho maa, kya hai tera problem?”
Swati ab ek tight t shirt aur pajame me thi, uski khoobsurati nihare bina koi rah nahi sakta tha, ek to uske boobs itne ache shape ke uspar hamesha tight kapde sach kaho to rishte me bahan lagti hai par hanuman bhakt mere niyat ki neew me darar aa rahi thi. Ayse to bas meine tv mein dekha to kisi ladki ko gaanv me to aysa kabhi sachme dekha nahi. Wo ab bhi apne cell phone me kitpit kar rahi thi. Aunti ne jab sabke plate paros liye tab usne apni phone table par rakhi aur boli, “oho to aaj mr shef amit ka aalo curry hai, zara dekhe isme masala kitna hai.”
Aunty “ tu uski tang mat kheechna shuru kar ab aur hua to thoda bahut seekle khana banana use.”
Swati “ ok maa seekhungi bas khana banana nahi bahut kuch.”
Mein “ aur kya seekhna hai tumhe mujhse.”
Swati “ ha ha ha! Dekhte jao mere pyare bhaiya amit, khud hi jaan jaoge.”
Ham sab fir khana khane baithe. Ham ek 4 seater dining table pe baithe the jaha unkle aunty ek side pe the aur ham dono dusri side par. Ham sab ne khana shuru kiya itne me unkle ne kaha “ mmmm waaah amit sach kaha teri maami ne ki mein lalitha ko yaad kar jaunga, ekdam uske bane khane ka swaad.”
Swati “ hmm wayse maan na padega mr sheff aaloo curry mast bani hai. Aur masala bhi badiya hai. Garma garam garam masla.”
Aunty “ tu to bas chup hi rah. Aati hai to ek doodh ubalna aur khud ke liye malayi nikalna muh pe lagan eke liye.”
Mein ye sun muskura pada tabhi swati ne kaha “ are don’t worry mein inhe bhi malayi marna seekha dungi matlab malayi nikalna ha ha ha! “
Pata nahi wok is duniya ki kya baath kar rahi thi mujhe to uski koi bath nahi samjh aa rahi thi itne me uske phone pe ek msg aya. Kyu ki usne table par phone rakha tha mujhe bhi wo dikh gaya jisme lika tha “ umar kya hai? Aur rate b bolo.” ye jab me dekh raha tha to usne chute kat di mere jango par mere shorts ke upar se, mein thoda uchla to unkle ne pooch ki kya hua to mene bola kuch nahi. Fir mein swati ko dekha to usne ghoora gusse wala gurna aur fir apna cell uthakar text karne lagi baye hath se.
Aunty “ dekho ek hath se khana to dusre hath se mobile. Pata nahi kis karam jale ne ye mobile banaya.”
Mein unki bath sunke hass pada jispar unkle ne kaha “ tum dhyan mat do beta indono ki khitpit to har roz hota hai tum dhyan mat dena.”
Mein “ are nahi unkle mujhe koi problem nahi acha lag raha hai jayse ghar ghar sa ho. Maa bahan papa sab”
Swati “ bahan? Ek bath bolta ahoon amit am not your real bahan and mujhe nahar kahi bahan wahan bola to fir bath nahi karungi. Call me swati always ok.”
Aunty “ are nalayak bhai agar bahan ko bahan na bole to aur kya bolegi?”
Unkle “offo tum dono zara bas karo wo kuch bole to tum aur tum kuch bole to wo. Usne kaha na bahar nahi bole ko won am se bulwana chahti hai.”
Achanak se unkle ke awaz ke bad sanata ho gaya tabhi ek aur msg aaya uske cell pe “ photo bhejo.”
Ispar usne mujhe table k neeche mere pair pe lath mari aur boli “ tum ye bar bar mere cell pe dekhna band karo.”
Mein “ sorry ye ayse achanak se jala to nazar chali gayi, meine kuch nahi pada, sachi.”
Fir ham sabne khana khaya aur fir dinner khatam hua. Unkle aur swati apna apna plate wahi rakh kar chale gaye par mujhe apna plate khud dhone ki aadat thi to meine apna aur swati ka plate utha liya aur kitchen ko gaya aur dhone laga.
Itne me aunty aayi aur dekha uar fir khadi hokar thodi der dekhi mujhe ki kis tarah mein apna aur uske baad waha rakhi bartan dhone laga.
Meine poocha “ kya hua aunty ayse kya dekh rahi ho aap?”
Aunty “ bas yahi ki kash koi sanskari ladka tum jaysa mil jaye is nalayak ko bandh ke dene ko.”
Mein “ are aunty hamari swati koi gay ya gadhi nahi jise kisi tamboo pe bandh do, wo is naye duniya me jeene wali hoshiyar ladki hai, uske marks mujhe pata hai. Meri maa ne mithayi baati thi gaav me jab wo apne college me degree top kit hi.”
Aunty “ kya degree shadi uski degree dekh ke thodi na hogi. Tujhe pata nahi uske bare me ek number ki bekar nalayak agar tere mama na hote to me use kheech ke maar maar ke sahi kar deti.”
Mein are aunti aapne tare zameen pe dekhi hai?
Aunty “ nahi beta is shahar me tare dikhte hi nahi sara asman bas chamakta rahta hai light se itne building jo hai.”
Mein “ ha ha ha! Are aunty me amir khan ki movie ka baath kar raha hoon usme usne kaha tha ki ek ped ko kato mat use bas roz pathar maro aur koste raho to wo khud hi toot ke gir jata hai.”
Aunty “ to yaha meine kis ped ko kosa?”
Mein “ is tarah bar bar use bekar bologe aap to wo khud hi bekar ho jayegi, pyar do to har pathar ke upar bhi nawrang dikh jata hai, to apni swati kya hai?”
Ham jab bath kar rahe the ye sab to mujhe pata nahi tha ki swati thodi hi door pani pee rahi thi aur hamari baate sun rahi thi. Jab meine ayse hi apna sar ghumaya to dekha wo wahi khadi hamri baate sun rahi thi. Jab meine use dekha to usne ek muskurahat di aur waha chali gayi. Uske muskurahat se saaf dikh raha tha mano jayse koi hai jo use bhi samajh sake.
Itne me kuch 15 minute me sara kaam khatm hua aur sab apne apne kamre ko chale gaye. Meine apne ghar maa ko call kiya aur sab shub mangal samachar de diya. Fir ayse hi phone pe thodi watsap use kiya aur dosto se txt kiya job offering aur sab, itne me 11:30 baj gaye the, aur meine bottle mein pani bharna bhool gaya kyu ki mujhe raat ko need ke beech pyas lagti hai so mein pani bharne ko chala gaya kitchen ko. Sari light band thi bar har jagah night lamp thi to chalne firne ki roshni thi. Me kitchen ko pahuncha aur light on kiya aur bottle me pani bharne laga filter se. Itne me swati ke room ka door dheere se bina awaaz ke khula aur dekha to wo bahar aayi aur hall ka light jiska switch uske room ke bagal me hi hai usne kiya. Jayse hi light jail usne mujhe dekha aur meine use aur jayse hi meine use dekha mein bas dekhta rah gaya.
Wo usi t shirt me to thi par, ab wo us pajame me nahi thi jo use pura dhak rahi thi. Ab woe k chote se short me thi aur mein aaj pahli baar kisi ladki ki jangh ko sachi nazar se dekh raha tha. Hanuman bhakt meri neew me daraar nahi pura ka pura neew hi toot gaya. Tight t shirt aura b us chote short me pura tang dikhate hue wo nazara mujhe asal duniya se bahar le gaya aur ye use bhi pata chal gaya jab meri bottle me pani bhar gaya aur fir bhi me use bharta raha uase dekhte hue jab usne tokte hue kaha mujhse “ oye kar kya rahe ho? Pani kyu waste kar rahe ho?”
Tab jakar hosh aaya ki bottle me pani bhar gayi hai lekin mujhe dhyaan nahi. Mein jhat se utha aur bola “ tum soyi nahi ab tak?”
Swati “ sona hai abhi chutti chal rahi haina to thoda late soti hoon aur tum? Tum nahi soye ab tak?”
Mein “ haan soya par pyas lagi to pani lene aaya.”
Swati “ par tumhari aankho ko dekh to aysa lag nahi raha kit um sokar uthe ho?”
Mein “ nahi soya matlab leta tha par neend nahi aa rahi thi”
Swati “ agar aysa tha to mere room aa jate na mujhe itni jaldi neend nahi aati late soti hoon. Ham baate karte.”
Mein “ nahi nahi aunty unkle kya sochenge na na.”
Swati “ ha ha ha! Kyu tumhare hisab se kya sochte bolo after all unke hisab se ham to bhai bahan haina to kya?”
Uske sawalo me sawal kam aur uksana zada lag raha tha. Meine use goodnight bola aur apne kamre ko nikal gaya. Sach bolu to agar wo bahan na hoti to maa kasam uski janghe dekhne k bad sach bolu to use chodh hi dalta. Ab mere mann me bhi usko lekar asleel khayal aane lag rahe the lekin bas bahan ke naam par khud ko saiyam de raha tha. Itne me mere mobile me ek msg aaya, “ mujhe bhi neend nahi aa rahi, thodi bathe karle kya?”
Unknown number se tha par jab chek kiya to ye wahi number tha jo unkle ne di thi subah swati ki. Meine jawab me likha “ raat bahut ho gayi hai unkle aunty ko shayad acha na lage.”
Ispar 1 mint bad jawab aaya “ wo to so gaye, kya tumne unki kharate nahi suni?”
Mera reply “ suna par fir bhi its too late na.”
Waha se reply “ if its too late to so jaona, mujhe sochna band karo.”
Mein to jayse dang hi rang gaya ki uska kya matlab tha ki “mujhe sochna band karo”.
Meine reply me likha “ kya, kya matlab mein samjha nahi.”
Uska reply” samajh to tum gaye ho bas nasamjh ban rahe ho”
Mein “ghumao firao math. Bolo bhi.”
Swati “ghumane ki kya baat rahi ab sari bat to samne hai tum mujhe soch ke lete ho abhi haina.”
Mein “aysa kyu lag raha hai tumhe?”
Swati “jis tarah se sham se tum mujhe ghoor rahe ho sab pata chal raha hai.”
Mein “kya matlab kis tarah se?”
Swati “sari baat mein hi udhar bolu ya tum khudse bhi kuch bolna ka himmat rakhoge?”
Mein “kya bol rahi ho?(wayse to pata tha ki wo kya kah rahi hai par mein apne taraf se pahal nahi karna chahta tha) mujhe thoda hint to do.”
Swati “hint hmmm mujhe gym wear me ayse kyo thad rahe the?”
Mujhe to shok lag gaya ki ise kayse pata laga ki mein use us waqt pura upar se neeche chup chup nazar se dekh raha tha aur reply kiya, “kya? Mein kab thad raha tha kuch bhi bas.”
Swati “achato kon bar bar mujhe chup chup nazar me dekhe jar aha tha aur wayse dekha bhi to maan lona mein konsi maa ko shikayat karungi ki amit bhaiya ek tharki hai ha ha ha! “
Mein “tharki?? What do you mean? Acha chalo ab watsap me aao mere sms charged hai.”
Itna kah kar meine watsap khola aur uske watsap number par ek hi bheja kyu ki ye mera pahla msg tha usko watsap pe. Aur itna baat hone ke baad mein use aur baat karne ki icha karne laga.
Ek 2 mint laga aur ting.
Swati ka watsap message aaya “hello sexy…”
Mein to sexy shabd uske taraf se sunkar ek romanch me pad gaya aur reply kiya “sexy? Kon?”
Swati “tum aur kon atleast mein khul kar bolti to hoon.”
Mein “tumhe mein sexy kyu laga?”
Swati “ab adha nanga jawaan to sexy hi lagega na ha ha ha! Towel me thena tab. Aur peeche se mere room ki light me sab dikh raha tha andar.”
Mein to bas sharm se naha gaya jab usne ye bola aur sahib hi tha mera towel thoda geela hone par transparent ho jata hai aur shayad wo usi ki baat kar rahi thi. Reply me bola “to tumne kya dekha aur besharam nazar hatni chahiye thana.”
Swati “itna acha nazara doge to aur kya karungi. Parchayi jayse dikh rahi thi sab kuch ha ha ha! “
Mein “don’t lie. Sab jhoot hai warna aunty ne kuch bola kyu nahi?”
Swati “are unke liye to tum mere bhaiya hona ha ha ha! Wo kyu kuch galath samjhe? Aur to aur tum to sanskari bhi ho itna”
Mein “jaja aysa kuch nahi hai. Sab bana bana ke bolo mat.”
Swati “mein bana rahi hoon to ok ek bath bolu tum sirf towel me the na kyu ki tera wo latak raha tha andar ha ha ha! “
Mein ab bas sharam naam ki baad me doob hi gaya sachme kya mera land dikh raha tha towel me kyu ki meine sachme andar kuch nahi pehna tha. Mujhe zada sharam ye sochke aane laga ki aunty ne bhi shayad dekha hoga to meine reply kiya “are you telling the truth? Sach bolo yaar.”
Swati “haan mere bhaiya amit me sach bol rahi hoon sab kuch dikh raha tha ha ha ha! “
Meine thoda der message nahi kiya to waha se reply aaya “hello kaha gaye?”
Mein “kuch nahi, thoda ishara to kar deti, me thoda sambhal kar khada rahta na.”
Swati “agar ishara kar deti to itna acha nazara fir dikhna band ho jata na.”
Ye sun to mere andar bas ek current sa daod gaya ki kya sachme she was enjoying seeing my thing aur fir mere andar ka mard reply karne laga “acha to tumhe dekh ke maza aa raha tha kya?”
Swati “jayse tumhe mujhe dekh ke maza aaya wayse mujhe bhi ayega na.”
Mein “mujhe kab maza aaya tumhe dekh ke?”
Swati “jab tum mujhe mere tight wear me dekh rahe the peeche se.”
Meine socha haan jab wo ayse apni peeth mere taraf kar ke khadi thi tab mein uske gand ko ghoor raha tha. Tab us pal me sachme use thodi buri nazar se dekh raha tha shayad kyu ki mann me bahan ka relation bhi tha sath me uski haseen jawani bhi.
Meine “tumhe kayse pata chala ki mein tumhe hi dekh raha tha?”
Swati “kyu ki uske baad jab meine dubara palat kar tumhe dekha to tera wo thoda pahle se zada dikh raha tha ha ha ha! “
Ab ye sunkar mera land dheere dheere harkat pe aa raha tha aur mera ek hath phone pakada tha to dusra na jane khud se land ko short ke upar se sahlane laga. Mann me icha banne lagi ki swati shayad sex chat ke direction ko ja rahi hai to meine bhi himat ki aur kah diya “haan ab jays eke tumne kaha agar tum nazaara de rahi thi to bhala dekhu kayse nahi.”
Swati “achaa ab jakar bole ha ha ha! To kayse lagi apko apni bahan.”
Mein “bahan mat bolo yaar thoda ajeeb lagta hai.”
Swati “kyu bahan hi hoon na aapki aap mere bua ke bete ho to mein bahan hi hui na.”
Mein par ham dono ki nazre bhai bahan ki nazro se nahi dekh rahe the ne” ye meine bhi aag lagan eke liye bol diya.
Swati “acha to bahar se shareef sanskari ladka aur andar se bahanchod mard. Ha ha ha! “
Is bar uske text me bahanchod shabd dekh kar mera land khada hi ho gaya aur meine bhi taav na aaw dekha aur likh diya “ab tumhari tarah sexy bahan hui agar to bhala konsa bhai bahanchod na bane.” agar usne gali na boli hoti to meine bhi na kiya hota ye.
Swati “to kameene ab khul kar bolo kya dekh rahe the mujhme itna?”
Mein “kab? Jab tum samne the ya jab mein peeche?”
Swati “dono bata do.”
Mein “jab mein peeche khada tha to tumhara figured body dekh raha tha.”
Swati “acha figured body bas peeche se dikha? Samne se nahi?”
Mein “agar bolu to bura to nahi manogina?”
Swati “bolona, agar bura lagta to jab tum thaad rah eth meri gand ko peeche se tabhi lag jata.”
Uske text me gand shabd dekh kar mera hath ab mere land ko short ke upar se hilane laga aur reply aur ek hath se reply kiya “haan chalo maan liya tera gand hi dekh raha tha. Aur mast hai, ekdam sexy.”
Swati “acha aysa kyu itna bhi kya sexy laga?”
Mein “tu mujhe bol rahi hai ki mera dikh raha tha, wayse tere tight wear me pata chal raha tha ki tune bhi andar kuch nahi pehna hai ok, bas mera mazak mat uda.”
Swati “ ha ha ha! X ray vision?? Haan nahi pehani thi aur ek bath bolu me andar ke kapde kam hi pehanti hoon.”
Mera to hath ab zoor zoor se chalne laga mere land pe aur itne me meine apna short thoda neeche kiya land ko bahar nikala aur uska chamda upar neeche karne laga. Meine reply kiya “ tere tight gym wear me x ray vision nahi chaiye janne ko ki andar kuch pehna hai ya nahi. Bilkul peeche se nangi lag rahi thi.”
Swati “ aur samne se?”
Mein “samne se zada nahi dekha tum jo nazro se nazre mila kar bath kar rahi thi lekin side se dekha to laga tere mamme bhi ache khase hai.”
Swati “mamme? What’s that?”
Mein “are mamme bole to breast.”
Swati “ ha ha ha! Boobs?”
Mein “haan boobs.”
Swati “aur bolo aur kya acha laga.”
Mein “sab kuch jab tum payjame me thi tab bhi”
Swati “haan payjame se yaad aaya abhi jab shorts me dekhe tab kaysi lagi?”
Mein “ufff sach bolu to pahli baar meine kisi ladki ki jangh dekhi yaar.”
Swati “ ha ha ha! Kyu aysa kyu?”
Mein “mere shahar me to ayse koi kapde nahi pehante bas tv me dekha hai warna real me to aaj pahli baar dekha hai.”
Swati “oh god really? Tabhi to sochu tum ayse tambu ke jayse kyu khade the mujhe shorts me dekh kar ha ha ha! “
Mein “haan aur nahi to kya achanak se tumne mujhe shok hi de dala.”
Swati “ ha ha ha! Ays ahai to jab bhi maoka mile to me tera dimag kharab kar dungi ayse dress pahan kar ha ha ha! “
Mein “please yaar aysa zada mat karna warna mera aapa paar ho jayega.”
Swati “acha aapa paar hoga to kya kar doge? Aur ways eek hath se txt karna mushkil nahi hota? Ha ha ha! “
Ye sun mein hairaan ho gaya aur sochne laga ki ise kayse pata ki mein ek hath se muth maar raha hoon aur dusre se text. Reply me meine poocha “kya kya matlab ek hath se?”
Swati “late reply and speling mistake sab pata chal jata hai babu, tum pahle nahi jisko text kar rahi hoon.”
Mein “late shayad net hai aur speling kyu ki mujhe neend aa rahi hai.(aysa tha nahi par meine jhoot bol diya).”
Swati “kya mein bore kar rahi hoon jo tumhe neend aa rahi hai mujhse baat karte hue?”
Mein “are nahi enterview sab thana aur kal raat ka safar bhi to thoda thaka hua tha.”
Swati “bade jaldi thakne walo me se ho shayad.”
Mein “nahi nahi aysa kuch nahi ok, warna har mamle me mein jaldi thakne walo me se nahi.”
Swati “jays eke kis mamlo mein?”
Pata nahi kyu mujhe wo naughty baate karne ke liye uksaye ja rahi thi, meine reply kiya “hai kuch maamle jisme me bahut der se thakta hoon .”
Swati “ok nahi batana to mat batao, wayse kya kar rahe ho?”
Mein “tumse chating kar raha hoon.”
Swati “aur?”
Mein “aur leta hua hoon.”
Swati “aur?”
Mein “aur kya? Letkar tumhe message kar rahi hoon.”
Swati “aur sachme kuch nahi kar rahe?”
Mein “tumhe kya lagta hai mein kya kar rah hoon? Tum kya kar rahi ho?”
Swati “agar tum kuch nahi kar rahi to mein bhi kuch nahi kar rahi. Kaafi garmi bhi lag rahi hai,”
Mein “haan garmi mujhe bhi lag rahi hai. Par tum to ayse kapdo me ho jisme garmi nahi lagni chahiye.”
Swati “aww yeah gym wear ka to puch liya wayse jab shorts me dekhe to kaysa laga?”
Mein “achi lag rahi thi.”
Swati “bas achi??”
Meine ab soch liya jab aage se wo sunna hi chahti hai to me lihaaz kyu karu kuch aur bol diya “sexy lag rhi thi.”
Swati “sexy? At last kuch to bola. Aur bolo.”
Mein “aur kya bolu? Sexy thi tumhari nangi tange aur khuli hui bahe.”
Swati “aur?”
Mein “uff tum aur tera aur, aur kya bolu mein?” iska har baar aur aur poochna mere hatho ko zor zor se chala deta apne land par.”
Swati “sach bolo kya kar rahe ho mujhe yaad kar ke kahi…?”
Meine ab apna aapa kho diya aur kah diya “haan tumhe yaad karke maze le raha hoon.”
Swati “wo kayse? Maza kayse le rahe ho? Kahi tum wo to nahi kar rahe?”
Mein “kya?”
Swati “masturbation ha ha ha! “
Mujhe bas shayad isi ka intzaar tha is ek shabd ka iske muh se aur meine bola “haan par tumhe kayse pata chala?”
Swati “mujhe pata chal gaya jab tumhare message late aa rahe the tab.”
Mein “kyu tumne kabhi kiya hai masturbation?”
Swati “haan.”
Mujhe ab aur bhi zada maza aane laga kyu ki hamari chat ki level thodi aur bad gayi thi “kitne baar?”
Swati “jays eke tum ginte ho calendar me ha ha ha! Roz karti hoon. Ab bolo sunkar maza aaya?”
Mein “haan bahut, roz bole to aaj bhi kiya kya?”
Swati “nahi par sone se pahle karungi. Aur ek bath bolu?”
Mein “haan bolo, pucho mat ab bas bolte jao.”
Swati “mein abhi sirf apne top me hoon.”
Mein “sachi? Aur shorts?”
Swati “wo to kabka nikal diya jab meine garmi lagne ki baat ki.”
Ab mein use adha nanga sochkar zor zor se hila raha tha fir message kiya “aur panty?”
Swati “ ha ha ha! Wo to mein kabhi pehanti nahi tumhe to pata hi haina ha ha ha!”
Mein “to ab kyat um bhi muth marogi?”
Swati “haan par baad me, chalo ab me chalti hoon time dekho kya hua.”
Mein “kyu ayse ab mat jao yaar.”
Swati “chalo chalo bha
Wo bas hmmmm, aaj itna sunte hi mera hath aur zor dar chalne laga mere land pe, uske text me land ka shabd to bas mujhe pagal hi kar dala. Fir meine thoda hila kar reply kiya “tujhe kayse laga ki mein hila raha hoon?”
Swati “agar mein apne ek hath se reply kar rahi hoon to tub hi wahi kar raha hoga na.”
Ye sun mein samajh gaya ki uska bhi ek hath kisi aur kaam me laga hua hai aur meine text pucha “agar matlab tum kya kar rahi ho?”
Swati “wahi jot um kar rahe ho agar tum bolo to mein bhi bolungi.”
Mein “haan ok me muth maar raha hoon ab tum bolo.”
Swati “to mein bhi apni chut ragad kar muth maar rahi hoon.”
Uski bas itni si choti baat sunkar mera to jhadne wala tha. Pura land uske pani se sansana gaya tha aur me maze me tha itne me mujhe yaad aay wo message uske mobile pe ki umar kya hai aur rate batao, to lagne laga ki ye zaror randi ka kaam bhi karti hai to meine bol dala “acha to wo message kyat ha jo ham dinner karte samay aaya tumhe?”
Swati “konsa message?”
Mein “are wahi jisse jab mene dekha to tumne mujhe chuti kaat di.”
Swati “pata nahi konse msg ki bath kar rahe ho bahut sare message aate rahte hai.”
Mein “are wahi jisme umar aur rate pooch raha tha koi tumse.”
Swati “ ha ha ha! Wo are wo to bus ayse hi ham friends mazak mazak me likh diye the, tumhe kya laga?”
Mein “mujhe laga ki koi tumhari umar aur rate pooch raha hai ha ha ha! “
Swati “achaaa to itna aage soch liye mere bare me? Badi gandi soch hai tumhari.”
Mein “acha abhi sab pata chal raha hai mujhe kiski kya soch hai aur kitni achi soch hai.”
Swati “ok chalo mera ho gaya ab mein sone ja rahi hoon aur ye text wali bath secret rahe to aur bhi maze karenge.”
Mein khushi se pagal ho gaya, bhad mein gaya job and naukri ab to bas meri chahat swati ko dam bhar chodne ki thi. Mujhse raha nahi jar aha tha “itni jaldi kya sona unkle aunty to so rahe hai kaho to mein aa jaun kya?”
Swati “kis liye?”
Mein “jo kar rahe the usme ek doosre ka hath batane ke liye.”
Swati “to sabr rakho dude. Itni kya jaldi hai? Sabr rakhoge to aage isse bhi bahut zada milega.”
Mein nirasha me pad gaya lekin fir apne aap ko ye dilasa diya ki aage aur bhi bahut didn’t hai, “ok yaar jo tumhari marzi mein kisi ko force nahi karna chahta.”
Swati “ye hui na mardo wali bath chalo goodnight, kal milte hai.”
Mein “ok gud night, sweet dreams.”
Swati “sexy dreams babe.”
Mein “yeah dreams of fucking you.”
Iske baad uske taraf se koi message nahi aaya me thoda der wait kiya fir socha hath aayi murgi ko itna jaldi irritate na karu aur uske messeges ko starting se firse padkar 2 bar muth aur mara aur so gaya.
End of part 2
Narrated by Amit
Hi mera naam amit hai aur me bhilai shahar, chatisghar ka rahne wala hoon. Mein kuch dino ke liye banglore shahar aaya hua hoon kaam ki talash mein. Meri umar 26 hai aur abhi abhi padayi khatm kiya hai. Degree certificate lekar me banglore pahuncha mere mama ke ghar jo banglore me kisi kumar apartment naam ke bade naami apartment me rahte the. Phone me map dekh kar unka apartment jaldi hi mil gaya. Sachme jaysa suna tha waysa hi bada alishan apartment tha wo. Swimming pool park wagayra sab tha. Aur to aur log bhi kafi developed the waha to har chota bacha english hi bol raha tha. Waqt kuch 12 baj rahe the aur meri halath thodi kharab thi kyu ki usi din 3 baje mera ek company me interview bhi tha. Jaldi se me unke flat tak pahuncha aur knock kiya. Darwaza aunty ne khola aur aunty ne turant mujhe pehchan liya aur kaha “are amit beta, kafi der laga di? Mujhe laga tum 10 baje tak ajaoge. Aao andar.”
Me ghar ghusne se pahle unke paw chuwe aur namaste bolte hue andar ghusa.
Aunty “bahut bahut badiya beta kuch khaye ya nahi subah se?”
Anty ki umar kuch 45 ki hogi aur bilkul mere maa jaysi mamta bhari awaz me bath karti thi. “to beta kaysa tha safar, chalo nahalo jaldi se me khane ke liye kuch lata hoon fir araam kar lena thoda,”
Mein “nahi aunty aaj 3 baje mera ek company me interview hai. To aram kuch nahi kar paunga.”
Aunty, “theek hai beta jo tumhe sahi lage par kuch kha kar jana.”
Mein “haan auty bilkul , bathroom?”
Aunty ne kaha “ wo raha tumhara karma, usme attached bathroom bhi hai.”
Me jhat se apna bag uthaya aur apne room ko chal diya aur kuch 30 45 minute ke baad room se bahar nikla formals pehanke interview ke liye.
Itne der me aunty ne bhi jhat se khana banaya aur dining table pe rakh diya. Me khane ke liye baitha to aunty bhi aakar baith gayi aur ghar ke logo ka haal chaal puchne lagi “to beta maa kaysi hai? Aur sab waha.”
Mein “sab badiya hai aunty, aapko maa bahut yaad karti hai.”
Aunty “to unhe bhi le aate na kuch dino ke liye.”
Mein “wo aana to chahti thi par ghar aur papa ko kayse chod kar aate, papa ki to tabiyat aapko pata hi hai.”
Aunty “haan wo bhi sahi hai. Tumhare unkle to office gaye hai warna wo help kar dete tumhari interview me le jane ke liye.”
Mein “koi bath nahi aunty wayse bhi agar yaha kaam milega to shahar ko bhi to janna padega. Wayse swati kidhar hai(meri cousin bahan) wo abhi kya kar rahi hai.”
Aunty “kya jane kaha hai, subah saj dhaj ke dosto ke sath nikal jati hai fir jb mann hua to aati hai.”
Itne me time dekha to 1:20 ho gaya aur me jhat se khana khaya aur interview ke liye nikalne laga “to theek hai aunty me ja kar aata hoon. Der ho rahi hai.
Tabhi aunty ne ek katori me dahi chini lakar diya aur kaha “lo beta ye thoda chak lo, shub kaam ke liye ja rahe hona.”
Mein “aap to bilkul meri maa ke hi tarah hai” itna kahte hue me unke paw chuwe aur ashirwaad liya aur fir chal pada. Company dhoondne me zada dikat nahi hui wo manyata naam ke ek tec-park me tha jo koi bhi auto wala janta tha. Sahi waqt par interview ke liye bhi pahuncha aur intervie sham k 5:30 tak chala kyu ki 3 round the. Mere taraf se to mene apna pura confidence ke sath interview diya ab bhagwaan jaane kya hona tha. Itne me ek banda aaya aur bola ki company se apko call aane tak thoda didn’t wait kare. Fir me waha se nikal gaya aur bahar jakar ek chay piya chain se. Ab waqt ho chala to ghar ko wapas jane ka kahi unkle aunty ko aysa na lage ki me aate hi ghumne firne nikla hoon, ye sochkar me ghar ko direct nikla.
To shaam ko interview ke bad me wapas uncle ke ghar pahuncha. Kaafi thak chukka tha aur time bhi sham ke 6 baj rahe the. Ghanti bajane par aunty ne darwaza khola. Aunty ne poocha “ to beta kaysa gaya interview?”
Mein “ utna khaas nahi aunty, kafi thak chukka hoon. Haalat kharab ho gayi interview me aur uske baad bus ka yatra.”
Aunty “ are beta cab le lete. Swati ko kah kar ola book karwa lete.”
Mein “ nahi aunty baar baar kya use pareshaan karu. Wayse wo hai kaha?”
Aunty “hai apne kamre me, baithi hogi apne computer ke samne, aaj kal ki ladkiya na kitchen me hath batati hai na kuch bas din bhar watsap facebook aur na jane kya kya. Ruko bulati hoon”
Mein “ are nahi aunty, kyu disturb karna. Mein jaldi se naha kar thodi pooja prarthna kar leta hoon.”
Aunty “waah kya sanskaar hai beta, swati ko bhi shahar nahi lana chahiye tha. Agar time mile to use thodi nasiyat de dena.”
Mein “ ha ha ha! Nahi aunty shahar ki ladkiya samajhdaar hoti hai, acha theek mein naha leta hoon.”itna kah kar mein nahane ko nikal gaya apne kamre mein. Kuch 15 minute ke baad me nahakar nikla. Mere gaav me rahne ki aadat ke karan nahakar direct diya jalane ki aadat thi. Meine apne sath hanuman ji ki photo layi thi jise me roz poojta tha. Use baag se nikala aur diya na hone ke karan agarbathi bas jalane ki sochi to dekha ki machis nahi jalane ko. Meine aaw na taw dekha aur towel me hi nikal gaya kamre se kitchen ko aunty se machis mangne.
Jayse hi me kitchen k pas pahuncha waha ek khoobsurat ladki khadi thi. Par wo dusri taraf dekh rahi thi jaha aunty khadi thi. Aunty ne mujhe dekha aur pucha, ” kya hua beta kya chahiye?”
Tabhi wo ladki palti. Kitni khubsurat ki me kuch bol hi nahi pa raha tha. Aur fir usne kaha, ” to amit bhaiya kayse ho aap.”
Tab pata chala mujhe ye apni swati hai lekin ab kitni badi ho gayi thi, mere hath khudba khud apne seene ko dhakne lag gaye to wo zor se has di. Itni khoob surat hasi. Wo ek tight jim wear me thi.
Aunty ne fir se poocha ” bolo amit kya chahiye?”
Mein ” wo aunty machis chahiye thi.”
Tabhi swati jhat se chidate hue boli,” achchaa to tum cegret b pine lag gaye.”
Mein ” nahi nahi wo agarbatti jalani thi.”
Aunty ” seekh isse kuch seekh, tere college k dosto k tarah nahi cegret pine wale, tu ek ladki hokar b ek diya tak nahi jalati. Ye lo beta.”
Aunty ne ek dabba machis mere taraf badaya, jayse hi me wo lene lath badaya mere hath ko swati ne apne kamar se mara. Ye dekh aunty boli ” hat batamis use ched mat, usse seekho hua to.”
Ispar swati mujhe tirchi ankho se dekhte hue boli “Sikhna to nahi par jane se pahle ise sekha dungi bahut kuch.”
Itne me mein jayse to tayse machis liya tabhi swati ne mujhe roka aur kaha” kya amit itne salo bad mil rahe ho aur tum ho ki bhage ja rahe ho.”
Mein “ sham bahut ho gayi na diya jalane ka bhi time hota hai. Acha to mein chalta hoon.”
Itne mein usne chidate hue kaha “ ayse diya jalate rahe to teri diya ka kya hoga?”
Mujhe laga wo kisi diya naam ki ladki ke bare me bol rahi hai to meine poocha “ kon diya?” kafi hairani ke sath.
To usne haste hue kaha “ ha ha ha! Diya diya koi aur nahi tumhari diya ha ha ha! “
Aunty “ nalayak band kar apni battameezi.”
Swati “ kya mom apto bas meine aysa kya kah diya.”
Aunty “ teri gandi zaban acha hi ho use ya kisi ko bhi samajh aaye, your tina ke sath rah kart tu bas……. Mein kuch zada bolungi nahi. Amit tu ja”
Mein “ tina ye tina kon hai?”
Swati “ yaar meri friend hai wo maa ko lagta hai wo theek nahi par bade to bade hi rahengena hame kaha samjhenge.”
Aunty “ haan haan samajh liya bahut tum logo ke bare me bolna shuru karu to gale se pani na jaye.”
Swati “ pani na jaye to pipe lagalona ha ha ha!.”
Aunty “ chee amit tu ja isse door rah na jagah ka na logo ka lihaz”
Mein “ mujhe to kuch bhi nahi samajh me aa raha aunty. Aap kya bol rahe ho aur ye kya bol rahi hai, bye the way swati tum mujhe naam se aur yaar sab kya bol rahi ho me tumse 6 saal bada hoon.”
Sawati “ ok bhaiya banna hai to bhaiya bano ya fir naam se bulaungi, yaha to bhaiya north se aaye hue labours ko bolte hai ha ha ha!, aap banoge bhaiya ya … Sochlo.”
Mein “ kya labours? Nahi nahi meto msc paas hoon job karunga labour nahi tum naam hi bula lo.” itna kahte hi swati ne apni tshirt uthar di mere hi samne aur me bas dekhta raha.
Ab wo sirf apne sport bra me thi, aur aunty to bas sabse muh hi fer lit hi jayse mano is ladki ko na sharam hai na kuch me use dekh dekh ke mann hi man laar tapka raha tha to wahi ek aur bath thi ki mein wo bahat nahi dikha sakta tha, lekin shayad swati pata chal gaya tha ki mere man me use dekh ke kuch kuch ho raha tha jis karan se wo ayse angdayiya le rahi thi mano bas mujhe dikhane ke liye thi aur naki sach ki angdaiya. Par shayad use pata tha ki kisi na kisi tarah se wo mujhe lubha rahi thi aur yahi cheez uase ayse harkate karne ko aur zada uksa rahi thi. Usne poocha “ to amit, tum sachme kya karne aaye ho yaha,”
Mein “ job aur kya ?”
Swati “ tumhe lagta hai itni jaldi mil jayegi yaha is bade shahar me?”
Mein “ pata nahi degree hai kaam karna janta hoon aur kya chahiye?”
Swati “ bas kam karna aane se yaha kuch nahi hota you have to extra talented.”
Mein “ extra? Jo kaam hai use zada aur kya?”
Swati “ don’t worry, me tumhe sab ke liye ready kar dungi. “
Mein “ kya sab bolona, mein ready hoon, jayse to kayse karke bas ek naukri mil jaye bas fir to dekhna me kaam kar kar ke yoon badunga ki bas.”
Tabhi swati ekdam se tokte hue boli “ bas kaam se corporate job me kuch nahi hota hunar hona chahiye.”
Aunty ” beta tu ab iski bato me na pad tujhe pata hai tum kya ho aur kya kar sakte ho.”
Swati achanak se chilate hoon “ oho maa aap zara chup rahoge. Aap aur aap ka puarana nazariya kab tak yu leke ghumoge? Ab bas bhi karo. “
Swati “suno amit is society me bahut se log rahte hai jo tumhe help kar sakte hai aur unse mein tumhe milaungi ok. Just be ready for whatever it takes. “
Mein “ agar me pada likha hoon to mujhe kya dar?”
Swati “ yaar samjha karo bas pade like hone se job milta to aaj ke interview me kya hua bolo?”
Mein “ they said they will call me back.”
Swati “ when they say they will call you back it means they are never gona call you cack ok.”
Mein “ to tumhare hisab se ab mein kya karu?”
Swati “ time at what point of time what you are doing to get it matters. Right now tum jakar diya jalao ha ha ha!, shayad kuch ho jaye hihihih wayse tum towel me ache lagte ho adha nanga ha ha ha!“
Mein ab aur is tarah sirf ek towel me nahi rah sakta tha uske samne jhat se machis liya aur apne kamre me chala gaya.
Hanumaan chalisa padte padte me agarbati to jala aur sharmindagi bhi lag rahi thi k mein kayse towel me khada raha. Pooja paat ke bad me wapas nikla room se bahar, aunty kitchen me hi thi to socha kisi k ghar 8 khali na baitu aur thoda hath bataun, ye soch me kitchen ko gaya aur bola, ” aunty kuch madat chahiye kya?”
Aunty ” are nahi beta rahne do, tum jakar tv kuch dekho.”
Mein ” are nahi aunty ghar me jb b waqt milta hai mein aur maa sath me khana banate hai.”
Aunty ” sachme lalita bahan kitni bhagyashali hai jise tujh jaysa beta mila. Aur ek me hoon jise dekho duniya ki sabse bekar beti mili.”
Mein ” are aunty aysa kyu bolna, wo kyu bekar hui. Padhai kar rahi haina, fir wo hi to aplogo ko dekhegi budhape me.”
Aunty ” are beta wo sab to hai lekin tumhi bolo jb tum shadi karoge to kaysi ladki dhundoge. Ise to bas ek chay aur coffee banani aati hai. Eklaoti hai bolkar tere uncle ne ise bachpan se sar par chada rakha hai. Ghar ka koi kaam nahi karti yaha tak ki uske maile kapde b mujhe uthakar washing machine me dalni padti hai. Tum thode to bade hona apni bahan samajh kar thoda nasiyat do.”
Mere pas to kuch nahi tha bolne ko me bas chup chap khada raha.
Aunty ” chalo beta tere uncle ayenge abhi jaldi se mein roti bana deta hu fir thodi chawal banani hai.”
Mein ” curry me kya banaya aunty?”
Aunty ” utna khas to kuch nahi bas dal banayi hai aur thoda aaloo bhuja hua.”
Mein ” aloo banadi kya?”
Aunty ” nahi beta kyu?”
Mein thodi pyaz mirchi uthate hue bola ” to fir chalo aap roti ki taiyari karo me aaj aaloo ki curry banaunga roti k sath khane ko”
Aunty ” hahaha tum to manoge nahi acha chalo banao dekhte hai lalitha ne kya bana sikhaya.”
Uske bad kitchen k ek taraf aunty aur ek taraf mein dono lage khana banane ne, kuch 1 ghante bad sab khatm roti curry daal chawal sab banke taiyar ki tabhi ghanti baji aur time kuch 8 baj rahe the. Meine jakar darwaza khola to unkle the.
Unkle ” to amit kaysa raha interview?”
Mein ” badiya tha unkle bas pata nahi wo cal karenge ya nahi.”
Unkle ” aysa kyu, kya bola unhone?”
Mein ” sab badiya raha unkle bas meri thodi english kharab haina so pata nahi, unhone bola k wo cal kar k batayenge.”
Unkle ” are tab to bhul hi jao, chalo me fresh hokar aata hu bad me baath karte hai.” itna kahte hue unkle apne kamre ko chale gaye. Fir me baith kar thodi der tv dekha aur sab apne kam me lage the apne apne jagah. Aadhe ghante bad 9 baj rahi jb aunty ne kaha ki khana laga rahi hai so sab khane k liye aa jaye. Me kitchen ko chala gaya uth kar aunty ki madat karne fir thodi der bad unkle aakar dining table par baith gaye aur apne phone me kuch karne lage.
Uske baad mein aur aunty ne sath milkar table par kana sab lakar rakha, itne me unkle ne poocha “ aaj kya special hai khushboo to achi aa rahi hai.”
Aunty “ are aaj to apko apni bahan ki yaad aa jayegi, aaj amit ke hatho ka banaya aaloo ki sabzi hai.”
Unkle “ are waah beta tum cook bhi kar lete ho?”
Amit “ haan thodi bahut, aap kha kar bato pahle. Fir waah boliega.”
Itne me swati ke room ka darwaza khula aur wo nikal kar aayi apn phone pe text karte hue muskurati hui.”
Aunty “ jab dekho yahi phone phone pata nahi itna kya hai usme. Aakar khana kha dekh amit ne sabzi banayi hai.”
Swati “ oho maa, kya hai tera problem?”
Swati ab ek tight t shirt aur pajame me thi, uski khoobsurati nihare bina koi rah nahi sakta tha, ek to uske boobs itne ache shape ke uspar hamesha tight kapde sach kaho to rishte me bahan lagti hai par hanuman bhakt mere niyat ki neew me darar aa rahi thi. Ayse to bas meine tv mein dekha to kisi ladki ko gaanv me to aysa kabhi sachme dekha nahi. Wo ab bhi apne cell phone me kitpit kar rahi thi. Aunti ne jab sabke plate paros liye tab usne apni phone table par rakhi aur boli, “oho to aaj mr shef amit ka aalo curry hai, zara dekhe isme masala kitna hai.”
Aunty “ tu uski tang mat kheechna shuru kar ab aur hua to thoda bahut seekle khana banana use.”
Swati “ ok maa seekhungi bas khana banana nahi bahut kuch.”
Mein “ aur kya seekhna hai tumhe mujhse.”
Swati “ ha ha ha! Dekhte jao mere pyare bhaiya amit, khud hi jaan jaoge.”
Ham sab fir khana khane baithe. Ham ek 4 seater dining table pe baithe the jaha unkle aunty ek side pe the aur ham dono dusri side par. Ham sab ne khana shuru kiya itne me unkle ne kaha “ mmmm waaah amit sach kaha teri maami ne ki mein lalitha ko yaad kar jaunga, ekdam uske bane khane ka swaad.”
Swati “ hmm wayse maan na padega mr sheff aaloo curry mast bani hai. Aur masala bhi badiya hai. Garma garam garam masla.”
Aunty “ tu to bas chup hi rah. Aati hai to ek doodh ubalna aur khud ke liye malayi nikalna muh pe lagan eke liye.”
Mein ye sun muskura pada tabhi swati ne kaha “ are don’t worry mein inhe bhi malayi marna seekha dungi matlab malayi nikalna ha ha ha! “
Pata nahi wok is duniya ki kya baath kar rahi thi mujhe to uski koi bath nahi samjh aa rahi thi itne me uske phone pe ek msg aya. Kyu ki usne table par phone rakha tha mujhe bhi wo dikh gaya jisme lika tha “ umar kya hai? Aur rate b bolo.” ye jab me dekh raha tha to usne chute kat di mere jango par mere shorts ke upar se, mein thoda uchla to unkle ne pooch ki kya hua to mene bola kuch nahi. Fir mein swati ko dekha to usne ghoora gusse wala gurna aur fir apna cell uthakar text karne lagi baye hath se.
Aunty “ dekho ek hath se khana to dusre hath se mobile. Pata nahi kis karam jale ne ye mobile banaya.”
Mein unki bath sunke hass pada jispar unkle ne kaha “ tum dhyan mat do beta indono ki khitpit to har roz hota hai tum dhyan mat dena.”
Mein “ are nahi unkle mujhe koi problem nahi acha lag raha hai jayse ghar ghar sa ho. Maa bahan papa sab”
Swati “ bahan? Ek bath bolta ahoon amit am not your real bahan and mujhe nahar kahi bahan wahan bola to fir bath nahi karungi. Call me swati always ok.”
Aunty “ are nalayak bhai agar bahan ko bahan na bole to aur kya bolegi?”
Unkle “offo tum dono zara bas karo wo kuch bole to tum aur tum kuch bole to wo. Usne kaha na bahar nahi bole ko won am se bulwana chahti hai.”
Achanak se unkle ke awaz ke bad sanata ho gaya tabhi ek aur msg aaya uske cell pe “ photo bhejo.”
Ispar usne mujhe table k neeche mere pair pe lath mari aur boli “ tum ye bar bar mere cell pe dekhna band karo.”
Mein “ sorry ye ayse achanak se jala to nazar chali gayi, meine kuch nahi pada, sachi.”
Fir ham sabne khana khaya aur fir dinner khatam hua. Unkle aur swati apna apna plate wahi rakh kar chale gaye par mujhe apna plate khud dhone ki aadat thi to meine apna aur swati ka plate utha liya aur kitchen ko gaya aur dhone laga.
Itne me aunty aayi aur dekha uar fir khadi hokar thodi der dekhi mujhe ki kis tarah mein apna aur uske baad waha rakhi bartan dhone laga.
Meine poocha “ kya hua aunty ayse kya dekh rahi ho aap?”
Aunty “ bas yahi ki kash koi sanskari ladka tum jaysa mil jaye is nalayak ko bandh ke dene ko.”
Mein “ are aunty hamari swati koi gay ya gadhi nahi jise kisi tamboo pe bandh do, wo is naye duniya me jeene wali hoshiyar ladki hai, uske marks mujhe pata hai. Meri maa ne mithayi baati thi gaav me jab wo apne college me degree top kit hi.”
Aunty “ kya degree shadi uski degree dekh ke thodi na hogi. Tujhe pata nahi uske bare me ek number ki bekar nalayak agar tere mama na hote to me use kheech ke maar maar ke sahi kar deti.”
Mein are aunti aapne tare zameen pe dekhi hai?
Aunty “ nahi beta is shahar me tare dikhte hi nahi sara asman bas chamakta rahta hai light se itne building jo hai.”
Mein “ ha ha ha! Are aunty me amir khan ki movie ka baath kar raha hoon usme usne kaha tha ki ek ped ko kato mat use bas roz pathar maro aur koste raho to wo khud hi toot ke gir jata hai.”
Aunty “ to yaha meine kis ped ko kosa?”
Mein “ is tarah bar bar use bekar bologe aap to wo khud hi bekar ho jayegi, pyar do to har pathar ke upar bhi nawrang dikh jata hai, to apni swati kya hai?”
Ham jab bath kar rahe the ye sab to mujhe pata nahi tha ki swati thodi hi door pani pee rahi thi aur hamari baate sun rahi thi. Jab meine ayse hi apna sar ghumaya to dekha wo wahi khadi hamri baate sun rahi thi. Jab meine use dekha to usne ek muskurahat di aur waha chali gayi. Uske muskurahat se saaf dikh raha tha mano jayse koi hai jo use bhi samajh sake.
Itne me kuch 15 minute me sara kaam khatm hua aur sab apne apne kamre ko chale gaye. Meine apne ghar maa ko call kiya aur sab shub mangal samachar de diya. Fir ayse hi phone pe thodi watsap use kiya aur dosto se txt kiya job offering aur sab, itne me 11:30 baj gaye the, aur meine bottle mein pani bharna bhool gaya kyu ki mujhe raat ko need ke beech pyas lagti hai so mein pani bharne ko chala gaya kitchen ko. Sari light band thi bar har jagah night lamp thi to chalne firne ki roshni thi. Me kitchen ko pahuncha aur light on kiya aur bottle me pani bharne laga filter se. Itne me swati ke room ka door dheere se bina awaaz ke khula aur dekha to wo bahar aayi aur hall ka light jiska switch uske room ke bagal me hi hai usne kiya. Jayse hi light jail usne mujhe dekha aur meine use aur jayse hi meine use dekha mein bas dekhta rah gaya.
Wo usi t shirt me to thi par, ab wo us pajame me nahi thi jo use pura dhak rahi thi. Ab woe k chote se short me thi aur mein aaj pahli baar kisi ladki ki jangh ko sachi nazar se dekh raha tha. Hanuman bhakt meri neew me daraar nahi pura ka pura neew hi toot gaya. Tight t shirt aura b us chote short me pura tang dikhate hue wo nazara mujhe asal duniya se bahar le gaya aur ye use bhi pata chal gaya jab meri bottle me pani bhar gaya aur fir bhi me use bharta raha uase dekhte hue jab usne tokte hue kaha mujhse “ oye kar kya rahe ho? Pani kyu waste kar rahe ho?”
Tab jakar hosh aaya ki bottle me pani bhar gayi hai lekin mujhe dhyaan nahi. Mein jhat se utha aur bola “ tum soyi nahi ab tak?”
Swati “ sona hai abhi chutti chal rahi haina to thoda late soti hoon aur tum? Tum nahi soye ab tak?”
Mein “ haan soya par pyas lagi to pani lene aaya.”
Swati “ par tumhari aankho ko dekh to aysa lag nahi raha kit um sokar uthe ho?”
Mein “ nahi soya matlab leta tha par neend nahi aa rahi thi”
Swati “ agar aysa tha to mere room aa jate na mujhe itni jaldi neend nahi aati late soti hoon. Ham baate karte.”
Mein “ nahi nahi aunty unkle kya sochenge na na.”
Swati “ ha ha ha! Kyu tumhare hisab se kya sochte bolo after all unke hisab se ham to bhai bahan haina to kya?”
Uske sawalo me sawal kam aur uksana zada lag raha tha. Meine use goodnight bola aur apne kamre ko nikal gaya. Sach bolu to agar wo bahan na hoti to maa kasam uski janghe dekhne k bad sach bolu to use chodh hi dalta. Ab mere mann me bhi usko lekar asleel khayal aane lag rahe the lekin bas bahan ke naam par khud ko saiyam de raha tha. Itne me mere mobile me ek msg aaya, “ mujhe bhi neend nahi aa rahi, thodi bathe karle kya?”
Unknown number se tha par jab chek kiya to ye wahi number tha jo unkle ne di thi subah swati ki. Meine jawab me likha “ raat bahut ho gayi hai unkle aunty ko shayad acha na lage.”
Ispar 1 mint bad jawab aaya “ wo to so gaye, kya tumne unki kharate nahi suni?”
Mera reply “ suna par fir bhi its too late na.”
Waha se reply “ if its too late to so jaona, mujhe sochna band karo.”
Mein to jayse dang hi rang gaya ki uska kya matlab tha ki “mujhe sochna band karo”.
Meine reply me likha “ kya, kya matlab mein samjha nahi.”
Uska reply” samajh to tum gaye ho bas nasamjh ban rahe ho”
Mein “ghumao firao math. Bolo bhi.”
Swati “ghumane ki kya baat rahi ab sari bat to samne hai tum mujhe soch ke lete ho abhi haina.”
Mein “aysa kyu lag raha hai tumhe?”
Swati “jis tarah se sham se tum mujhe ghoor rahe ho sab pata chal raha hai.”
Mein “kya matlab kis tarah se?”
Swati “sari baat mein hi udhar bolu ya tum khudse bhi kuch bolna ka himmat rakhoge?”
Mein “kya bol rahi ho?(wayse to pata tha ki wo kya kah rahi hai par mein apne taraf se pahal nahi karna chahta tha) mujhe thoda hint to do.”
Swati “hint hmmm mujhe gym wear me ayse kyo thad rahe the?”
Mujhe to shok lag gaya ki ise kayse pata laga ki mein use us waqt pura upar se neeche chup chup nazar se dekh raha tha aur reply kiya, “kya? Mein kab thad raha tha kuch bhi bas.”
Swati “achato kon bar bar mujhe chup chup nazar me dekhe jar aha tha aur wayse dekha bhi to maan lona mein konsi maa ko shikayat karungi ki amit bhaiya ek tharki hai ha ha ha! “
Mein “tharki?? What do you mean? Acha chalo ab watsap me aao mere sms charged hai.”
Itna kah kar meine watsap khola aur uske watsap number par ek hi bheja kyu ki ye mera pahla msg tha usko watsap pe. Aur itna baat hone ke baad mein use aur baat karne ki icha karne laga.
Ek 2 mint laga aur ting.
Swati ka watsap message aaya “hello sexy…”
Mein to sexy shabd uske taraf se sunkar ek romanch me pad gaya aur reply kiya “sexy? Kon?”
Swati “tum aur kon atleast mein khul kar bolti to hoon.”
Mein “tumhe mein sexy kyu laga?”
Swati “ab adha nanga jawaan to sexy hi lagega na ha ha ha! Towel me thena tab. Aur peeche se mere room ki light me sab dikh raha tha andar.”
Mein to bas sharm se naha gaya jab usne ye bola aur sahib hi tha mera towel thoda geela hone par transparent ho jata hai aur shayad wo usi ki baat kar rahi thi. Reply me bola “to tumne kya dekha aur besharam nazar hatni chahiye thana.”
Swati “itna acha nazara doge to aur kya karungi. Parchayi jayse dikh rahi thi sab kuch ha ha ha! “
Mein “don’t lie. Sab jhoot hai warna aunty ne kuch bola kyu nahi?”
Swati “are unke liye to tum mere bhaiya hona ha ha ha! Wo kyu kuch galath samjhe? Aur to aur tum to sanskari bhi ho itna”
Mein “jaja aysa kuch nahi hai. Sab bana bana ke bolo mat.”
Swati “mein bana rahi hoon to ok ek bath bolu tum sirf towel me the na kyu ki tera wo latak raha tha andar ha ha ha! “
Mein ab bas sharam naam ki baad me doob hi gaya sachme kya mera land dikh raha tha towel me kyu ki meine sachme andar kuch nahi pehna tha. Mujhe zada sharam ye sochke aane laga ki aunty ne bhi shayad dekha hoga to meine reply kiya “are you telling the truth? Sach bolo yaar.”
Swati “haan mere bhaiya amit me sach bol rahi hoon sab kuch dikh raha tha ha ha ha! “
Meine thoda der message nahi kiya to waha se reply aaya “hello kaha gaye?”
Mein “kuch nahi, thoda ishara to kar deti, me thoda sambhal kar khada rahta na.”
Swati “agar ishara kar deti to itna acha nazara fir dikhna band ho jata na.”
Ye sun to mere andar bas ek current sa daod gaya ki kya sachme she was enjoying seeing my thing aur fir mere andar ka mard reply karne laga “acha to tumhe dekh ke maza aa raha tha kya?”
Swati “jayse tumhe mujhe dekh ke maza aaya wayse mujhe bhi ayega na.”
Mein “mujhe kab maza aaya tumhe dekh ke?”
Swati “jab tum mujhe mere tight wear me dekh rahe the peeche se.”
Meine socha haan jab wo ayse apni peeth mere taraf kar ke khadi thi tab mein uske gand ko ghoor raha tha. Tab us pal me sachme use thodi buri nazar se dekh raha tha shayad kyu ki mann me bahan ka relation bhi tha sath me uski haseen jawani bhi.
Meine “tumhe kayse pata chala ki mein tumhe hi dekh raha tha?”
Swati “kyu ki uske baad jab meine dubara palat kar tumhe dekha to tera wo thoda pahle se zada dikh raha tha ha ha ha! “
Ab ye sunkar mera land dheere dheere harkat pe aa raha tha aur mera ek hath phone pakada tha to dusra na jane khud se land ko short ke upar se sahlane laga. Mann me icha banne lagi ki swati shayad sex chat ke direction ko ja rahi hai to meine bhi himat ki aur kah diya “haan ab jays eke tumne kaha agar tum nazaara de rahi thi to bhala dekhu kayse nahi.”
Swati “achaa ab jakar bole ha ha ha! To kayse lagi apko apni bahan.”
Mein “bahan mat bolo yaar thoda ajeeb lagta hai.”
Swati “kyu bahan hi hoon na aapki aap mere bua ke bete ho to mein bahan hi hui na.”
Mein par ham dono ki nazre bhai bahan ki nazro se nahi dekh rahe the ne” ye meine bhi aag lagan eke liye bol diya.
Swati “acha to bahar se shareef sanskari ladka aur andar se bahanchod mard. Ha ha ha! “
Is bar uske text me bahanchod shabd dekh kar mera land khada hi ho gaya aur meine bhi taav na aaw dekha aur likh diya “ab tumhari tarah sexy bahan hui agar to bhala konsa bhai bahanchod na bane.” agar usne gali na boli hoti to meine bhi na kiya hota ye.
Swati “to kameene ab khul kar bolo kya dekh rahe the mujhme itna?”
Mein “kab? Jab tum samne the ya jab mein peeche?”
Swati “dono bata do.”
Mein “jab mein peeche khada tha to tumhara figured body dekh raha tha.”
Swati “acha figured body bas peeche se dikha? Samne se nahi?”
Mein “agar bolu to bura to nahi manogina?”
Swati “bolona, agar bura lagta to jab tum thaad rah eth meri gand ko peeche se tabhi lag jata.”
Uske text me gand shabd dekh kar mera hath ab mere land ko short ke upar se hilane laga aur reply aur ek hath se reply kiya “haan chalo maan liya tera gand hi dekh raha tha. Aur mast hai, ekdam sexy.”
Swati “acha aysa kyu itna bhi kya sexy laga?”
Mein “tu mujhe bol rahi hai ki mera dikh raha tha, wayse tere tight wear me pata chal raha tha ki tune bhi andar kuch nahi pehna hai ok, bas mera mazak mat uda.”
Swati “ ha ha ha! X ray vision?? Haan nahi pehani thi aur ek bath bolu me andar ke kapde kam hi pehanti hoon.”
Mera to hath ab zoor zoor se chalne laga mere land pe aur itne me meine apna short thoda neeche kiya land ko bahar nikala aur uska chamda upar neeche karne laga. Meine reply kiya “ tere tight gym wear me x ray vision nahi chaiye janne ko ki andar kuch pehna hai ya nahi. Bilkul peeche se nangi lag rahi thi.”
Swati “ aur samne se?”
Mein “samne se zada nahi dekha tum jo nazro se nazre mila kar bath kar rahi thi lekin side se dekha to laga tere mamme bhi ache khase hai.”
Swati “mamme? What’s that?”
Mein “are mamme bole to breast.”
Swati “ ha ha ha! Boobs?”
Mein “haan boobs.”
Swati “aur bolo aur kya acha laga.”
Mein “sab kuch jab tum payjame me thi tab bhi”
Swati “haan payjame se yaad aaya abhi jab shorts me dekhe tab kaysi lagi?”
Mein “ufff sach bolu to pahli baar meine kisi ladki ki jangh dekhi yaar.”
Swati “ ha ha ha! Kyu aysa kyu?”
Mein “mere shahar me to ayse koi kapde nahi pehante bas tv me dekha hai warna real me to aaj pahli baar dekha hai.”
Swati “oh god really? Tabhi to sochu tum ayse tambu ke jayse kyu khade the mujhe shorts me dekh kar ha ha ha! “
Mein “haan aur nahi to kya achanak se tumne mujhe shok hi de dala.”
Swati “ ha ha ha! Ays ahai to jab bhi maoka mile to me tera dimag kharab kar dungi ayse dress pahan kar ha ha ha! “
Mein “please yaar aysa zada mat karna warna mera aapa paar ho jayega.”
Swati “acha aapa paar hoga to kya kar doge? Aur ways eek hath se txt karna mushkil nahi hota? Ha ha ha! “
Ye sun mein hairaan ho gaya aur sochne laga ki ise kayse pata ki mein ek hath se muth maar raha hoon aur dusre se text. Reply me meine poocha “kya kya matlab ek hath se?”
Swati “late reply and speling mistake sab pata chal jata hai babu, tum pahle nahi jisko text kar rahi hoon.”
Mein “late shayad net hai aur speling kyu ki mujhe neend aa rahi hai.(aysa tha nahi par meine jhoot bol diya).”
Swati “kya mein bore kar rahi hoon jo tumhe neend aa rahi hai mujhse baat karte hue?”
Mein “are nahi enterview sab thana aur kal raat ka safar bhi to thoda thaka hua tha.”
Swati “bade jaldi thakne walo me se ho shayad.”
Mein “nahi nahi aysa kuch nahi ok, warna har mamle me mein jaldi thakne walo me se nahi.”
Swati “jays eke kis mamlo mein?”
Pata nahi kyu mujhe wo naughty baate karne ke liye uksaye ja rahi thi, meine reply kiya “hai kuch maamle jisme me bahut der se thakta hoon .”
Swati “ok nahi batana to mat batao, wayse kya kar rahe ho?”
Mein “tumse chating kar raha hoon.”
Swati “aur?”
Mein “aur leta hua hoon.”
Swati “aur?”
Mein “aur kya? Letkar tumhe message kar rahi hoon.”
Swati “aur sachme kuch nahi kar rahe?”
Mein “tumhe kya lagta hai mein kya kar rah hoon? Tum kya kar rahi ho?”
Swati “agar tum kuch nahi kar rahi to mein bhi kuch nahi kar rahi. Kaafi garmi bhi lag rahi hai,”
Mein “haan garmi mujhe bhi lag rahi hai. Par tum to ayse kapdo me ho jisme garmi nahi lagni chahiye.”
Swati “aww yeah gym wear ka to puch liya wayse jab shorts me dekhe to kaysa laga?”
Mein “achi lag rahi thi.”
Swati “bas achi??”
Meine ab soch liya jab aage se wo sunna hi chahti hai to me lihaaz kyu karu kuch aur bol diya “sexy lag rhi thi.”
Swati “sexy? At last kuch to bola. Aur bolo.”
Mein “aur kya bolu? Sexy thi tumhari nangi tange aur khuli hui bahe.”
Swati “aur?”
Mein “uff tum aur tera aur, aur kya bolu mein?” iska har baar aur aur poochna mere hatho ko zor zor se chala deta apne land par.”
Swati “sach bolo kya kar rahe ho mujhe yaad kar ke kahi…?”
Meine ab apna aapa kho diya aur kah diya “haan tumhe yaad karke maze le raha hoon.”
Swati “wo kayse? Maza kayse le rahe ho? Kahi tum wo to nahi kar rahe?”
Mein “kya?”
Swati “masturbation ha ha ha! “
Mujhe bas shayad isi ka intzaar tha is ek shabd ka iske muh se aur meine bola “haan par tumhe kayse pata chala?”
Swati “mujhe pata chal gaya jab tumhare message late aa rahe the tab.”
Mein “kyu tumne kabhi kiya hai masturbation?”
Swati “haan.”
Mujhe ab aur bhi zada maza aane laga kyu ki hamari chat ki level thodi aur bad gayi thi “kitne baar?”
Swati “jays eke tum ginte ho calendar me ha ha ha! Roz karti hoon. Ab bolo sunkar maza aaya?”
Mein “haan bahut, roz bole to aaj bhi kiya kya?”
Swati “nahi par sone se pahle karungi. Aur ek bath bolu?”
Mein “haan bolo, pucho mat ab bas bolte jao.”
Swati “mein abhi sirf apne top me hoon.”
Mein “sachi? Aur shorts?”
Swati “wo to kabka nikal diya jab meine garmi lagne ki baat ki.”
Ab mein use adha nanga sochkar zor zor se hila raha tha fir message kiya “aur panty?”
Swati “ ha ha ha! Wo to mein kabhi pehanti nahi tumhe to pata hi haina ha ha ha!”
Mein “to ab kyat um bhi muth marogi?”
Swati “haan par baad me, chalo ab me chalti hoon time dekho kya hua.”
Mein “kyu ayse ab mat jao yaar.”
Swati “chalo chalo bha
Wo bas hmmmm, aaj itna sunte hi mera hath aur zor dar chalne laga mere land pe, uske text me land ka shabd to bas mujhe pagal hi kar dala. Fir meine thoda hila kar reply kiya “tujhe kayse laga ki mein hila raha hoon?”
Swati “agar mein apne ek hath se reply kar rahi hoon to tub hi wahi kar raha hoga na.”
Ye sun mein samajh gaya ki uska bhi ek hath kisi aur kaam me laga hua hai aur meine text pucha “agar matlab tum kya kar rahi ho?”
Swati “wahi jot um kar rahe ho agar tum bolo to mein bhi bolungi.”
Mein “haan ok me muth maar raha hoon ab tum bolo.”
Swati “to mein bhi apni chut ragad kar muth maar rahi hoon.”
Uski bas itni si choti baat sunkar mera to jhadne wala tha. Pura land uske pani se sansana gaya tha aur me maze me tha itne me mujhe yaad aay wo message uske mobile pe ki umar kya hai aur rate batao, to lagne laga ki ye zaror randi ka kaam bhi karti hai to meine bol dala “acha to wo message kyat ha jo ham dinner karte samay aaya tumhe?”
Swati “konsa message?”
Mein “are wahi jisse jab mene dekha to tumne mujhe chuti kaat di.”
Swati “pata nahi konse msg ki bath kar rahe ho bahut sare message aate rahte hai.”
Mein “are wahi jisme umar aur rate pooch raha tha koi tumse.”
Swati “ ha ha ha! Wo are wo to bus ayse hi ham friends mazak mazak me likh diye the, tumhe kya laga?”
Mein “mujhe laga ki koi tumhari umar aur rate pooch raha hai ha ha ha! “
Swati “achaaa to itna aage soch liye mere bare me? Badi gandi soch hai tumhari.”
Mein “acha abhi sab pata chal raha hai mujhe kiski kya soch hai aur kitni achi soch hai.”
Swati “ok chalo mera ho gaya ab mein sone ja rahi hoon aur ye text wali bath secret rahe to aur bhi maze karenge.”
Mein khushi se pagal ho gaya, bhad mein gaya job and naukri ab to bas meri chahat swati ko dam bhar chodne ki thi. Mujhse raha nahi jar aha tha “itni jaldi kya sona unkle aunty to so rahe hai kaho to mein aa jaun kya?”
Swati “kis liye?”
Mein “jo kar rahe the usme ek doosre ka hath batane ke liye.”
Swati “to sabr rakho dude. Itni kya jaldi hai? Sabr rakhoge to aage isse bhi bahut zada milega.”
Mein nirasha me pad gaya lekin fir apne aap ko ye dilasa diya ki aage aur bhi bahut didn’t hai, “ok yaar jo tumhari marzi mein kisi ko force nahi karna chahta.”
Swati “ye hui na mardo wali bath chalo goodnight, kal milte hai.”
Mein “ok gud night, sweet dreams.”
Swati “sexy dreams babe.”
Mein “yeah dreams of fucking you.”
Iske baad uske taraf se koi message nahi aaya me thoda der wait kiya fir socha hath aayi murgi ko itna jaldi irritate na karu aur uske messeges ko starting se firse padkar 2 bar muth aur mara aur so gaya.
End of part 2
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