27-05-2024, 11:06 AM
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Mere Maa Durga.
To Papa to Assam chale gaye thay aur Qadir Habib unkay saathi kay saath aa gaye, Humney unkey liye ek chota sa room rakha hua tha jo first floor par tha to mai aur maa dono ground floor par thay.
Qadir aur uskay sathi kaam mai vyast thay us din mere college mai chutti thi to mai ghar par hi ruka hua. Tha Maa kitchan mai kaam kar rahi thi wahi Rafiq maa ko ghurte ja raha tha. Sahi bhi tha us rafiq ne shayad mere maa jutni khubsurat aurat kabhi dekhi nahi hogi.
Mai aur maa khana kha rahe thay tabhi maa ko kuch ajeeb khusbhu aane lagi,
Maa: Rohit tumhey kuch ajeeb hi khushboo aa rhai hai.
Mainey bhi sugney ki koshish ki mujhey bhi thoda ajeeb se khushbhu lagi.
Mai: ha maa kuch alag hi khushbu he.
Maa: khusbhu upar se aa rahi he.
To mai aur maa dono upar jakar he khushbu kya he to jaise he hum upar pauche to hamney dekha Qadir waha par meat bana raha tha. Jis se maa ko bahut gussa aaya.
Maa: keh kiya ho raha hey?
Qadir: Kuch nahi madam khana bana rahi aapko chaiye mera special Nalli nihari he.
Maa: shiv shiv shiv hamare ghar mai maas ban raha hey aapko sharam nahi he kiya.
Qadir: Sorry madam kiya hua?
Maa: kiya hua puch rahay ho yeh ****** ka ghar he yaha pyaj aur lassun nahi banta aur maas bana diya.
Qadir: sorry madam galti hogi aagey se aisa nahi hoga.
Maa: abhi mere pura ghar jo apvitra kar diya he uska kiya. bilkul nahi yeh saab bana hua bahar fek do yaha par yeh saab nahi hona chaiye na jane kaha se tum logo mere ghar mai aa gaye. tum jaiseo ko to yaha hona hi nahi chaiye."
Qadir: Maaf kardo madam mai yeh saab phek dung bahar.
Maa: abhi kardo aur yeh galti maat karna.
Qadir: thik he madam agaey se nahi hoga.
Maa aur mai waha se chaley gaye maa kafi gussey mai thi maa ne dopeher ka khana bhi nahi khaya.
Mai sham ko dosto key saath cricket khel raha tha. tab ek bol ghar ke pichey wale hisse mai gaya tha. to mai bol laney kay liye waha gaya waha mai ghar ke pichey jo purna toilet tha uskey piche bol dhund raha tha tabhi mujhey waha un 2 workers ki waaj sunai de ek naam tha rafiq jo 20 saal ka hoga aur duesra sultan 35 saal ka dono baat kar rahe he.
Rafiq: Yeh ***** rand jyada hi chila rahi thi behn ki lodi behnchod sali.
Sultan; Rafiq chinta maat kar qadir bhai iska badla lene ka pura intezam kar diya he aaj raat is ***** randi ka wo haal hogo joi koi soch bhi nahi sakega.
Rafiq: Ha sultan bhai uskey saath yeh hona bhi chaiye waise plan kiya he?
Sultan: yeh dekh (Sultan kuch goliya dekhata he).
Rafiq: yeh kiya hai sultan bhai.
Sultan: vigra suna he?
Rafiq: ha jis se sex ka nasha chadta he wahi na.
Sultan: are yeh vigra se 10 guna jyada power full he aaj raat ko iski char goliya iss ***** rand kay khane mai dal denge aur phir banyenge isko randi behnki lodi bhik mange ge hamre lund ki.
Rafiq: uska ladka oh rohit uska kiya?
Sultan: uska plan bhi he usko need ki goliya de denge wo sota rahega hum us randi ke lete rahenge. Behnchud badi sati savitri badi khud ko devi manti he uska aisa chir haran hoga koi soch bhi nahi sakega.
Itne keh kar dono hasney lage mai dar gaya yeh charo mere maa ke saath karney kiya wale he. mujhey laga yeh baat maa ko bata do par mai bhi dekhna chata tha ki yeh charo kiya kar saktay hay.