Pintu ka raaj on choots and gaands

[YadavJiii]

Deepika: jii jii abhi laati hu, ready hai sab, tum shanti se baitho... yaha pe bhi relax karoge kheloge meri saath... mummy papa kabhi kabhi call kar liya karenge... aise gussa nahin hote Pintu...

Rohan: yeh kya museebat paal liya Deepika ? yeh ladka itna bada aur aise baccho jaise baatein kar raha hai, abnormal sa, isse hum sambhalenge kaise ?

Deepika: ufff tum chup raho, main sambhal lungi, mere boss ka beta hai na...



Deepika tray mein bread, jelly, chocolate syrup, cherries, milk sab sajah ke leke aayi... 

aur Pintu ko sofe pe bithake uske saamne rakhi tray...

Pintu ab dimaag se slow, bhookh toh laga tha usse lekin saamne ek taraf khaana aur ek taraf Deepika, kisse khaaye soch raha tha... ( tharak toh develop hua tha umar ke saath ) 

Deepika: itna ghabrao mat, khaa lo jaldi se... phir hum khelenge ok ? 

( when ur hubby started saying bad about me i pointed him like a baby and said)

Tum tum mera duchman ho ( dushman ko duchman bola)



( and when deepika boli aise zidd nhi krte and all aur sofe pe bithayi samne tray me milk honey syrup starwberry sab layi and boli kha lo fir khelenge) Nhi ( mundi mod liya and tabhi baitha tha mai aur deepika khadi thi to uska nabhi mere samne tha )

ye tya hai ? ( nabhi me dekhke upar dekha )

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm ( naak lagake sunghaa ) ye tyaa haiiiii ? ( again looked up after i liked the scent of that place) tya hai ye mmmmmmmmmmmmm ( dimaag se bacha hoga but trouser me impression aa chuka tha tagda lund ka )