Masoom Biwi Aur Awara Ladke

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Uski baat sun kar sabhi khush ho gye.. ek to muft ki daaru aur upar se amit ke ghar beth kar uski biwi ke jalvon ko dekhne ka mika milega..

Raat ko milne ka time fix hua.. sabhi na kaha ki wo raat ko das bje pahonch jayege.. Ab to bas raat ka intejaar tha..

Ab aage..

Hum teeno raat ko apne apne gharo me puja karne ke baar ek sath ikatha ho kar amit ke ghar pahonch gye.

Amit apni nayi naveli biwi ke sath patakhe bja rha tha, hum sabhi ko dekh kar wo bahot khush ho gya aur sabse gale milne ke baad wo hume andar le aaya.

Andar table pehle se hi saji hui thi, mithai.. namkeen.. aadi se.

Hum sabhi sofe aur kursiyon par beth gye aur mehfil jma li.

Anita bhabhi tre me gilass aur ice cubes lekar aayi, jise dekh kar humari aankhe fati reh gyi, aakhir jokar ol pda.

Jokar – Abe saale.. aaj kya baat hai skach pila rha hai.. lagta hai bda maal taal mila hai sasural se.. hahaha..

Amit – Are nhi yaar.. aisa nhi hai, ye to bas.. kaha tha na shaadi ki party hai.. to itna to banta hai.

Aur fir usne anita ko aawaj di – Arre anita.. suno.. wo rosted kaaju bhi leti aana andar se jra..

Uski daryadili dekh kar hum sabhi khush ho rhe the.

Anita bhabhi andar se ek plet me kaaju lekar aayi.

Amit – Bas yahi rakh do.. aur jab mutan ban jaye to sabhi ke liye katoriyon me leti aana jra..

Wo sir jhuka kar fir se andar chali gyi.. andar wale kamre se tv chalne ki aawaj aa rhi thi, wo wahi ja kar beth gyi.

Maine peg bnaye aur hum sabhi ne chears karke pina shuru kar diya.

Mulla – Ab btao.. kya khelna hai?

Sabhi ne ek mat se flash khelne ko kaha.

Amit – Aur boot 100 rupees ka hoga.

Hum sabhi ki to fat gyi.. aaj se pehle hamesha humne 10. 20 ya 50 ka boot khela tha.. sach me, aisa lag rha tha ki saale ki shaadi me kaafi maal taal mila hai..

Kher sabne maan liya aur khel shuru ho gya.

Sabhi ko 3-3 pate bant diye gye aur sabne apni taraf se 100-100 rupees nikal kar bich me rakh diye, boot wale.

Amit – Ye aayi meri 100 ki blaid..

Mulla – Meri bhi..

Main – Meri bhi 100 ki blaid.

Jokar ne pate utha kar dekhe aur bura sa muh bna kar gaddi me rakh diya – Maine to pek..

Amit ne thoda sa soch aur fir 100 ka note utha kar bich me fenka – Meri ek blaid..

Ab mulla bhi ghabra rha tha.. usne pate uthaye aur thoda sochne ke baad usne bhi apne pate gaddi me fenk diye, matlab wo bhi pek ho gya

Ab market me sirf main aur amit hi bache the.

Maine bhi 100 ki pati bich me fenki aur kaha – Meri bhi blaid..

Amit ne 200 rupees bich me daale – Meri 200 ki blaid.

Ye amit hamesha aisa hi karta tha.. jadatar games wo blaid me daal kar hi jitta tha..

Maine apne pte upar utha hi liye..

Mere pass gulam, begam aur satti thi.. dhat teri ki.. ek ptta miss ho gya bas..

Par ye bhi kam nhi the..

Maine pek karne se achha show mangna uchit samjha..

Maine 500 ka not bich me rakha aur 100 utha liye aur amit se show manga..

Usne ek ek karke apne patte kholne shuru kiya.

Pehla gulam..

Dusri begam..

Uska chehra khushi se fula nhi sma rha tha.. aur mera dhak se betha ja rha tha.

Aur teesra..

Tisri panji nikli..

Hahaha.. main tej hasi hsa aur apne patte uske samne fenk kar bich pade hue sare rupees utha liye.

Wo bechara dekhta reh gya ki kitna karibi mamla tha aaj.

Kher.. humne fir se patte bantne shuru kiye.

Tabhi anita bhabhi andar se sabke liye katoriyon se meet lekar aayi.. uski mehek se hi kamra sugandhit hua ja rha tha..

Unhone jese hi katoriya niche rakhi.. unka pallu niche gir gya..

Aur hum kutton ki bhukhi najre unke ubharo par ja jami.. boss! kya chij the.. ek dam gore-chitte, blauj bhi deep gale wala tha.. lagbhag aadhe ke aas pass ke chuche saaf dikhai de rhe the aur meri peni najron ne to uske upar lga hua laal nishan bhi dekh liya, jise shayad amit ne hi bnaya hoga, is kutte ki hamesha se aadat rhi hai,, humesha randi ko chodte hue uske chuchon ke upar kaat kar apni nishani chhod deta tha aur yehi nishan usne apni patni ke sine par bhi bna dala tha.

Bhabhi ne jaldi se apna pallu sambhala aur jane lgi.. tabhi amit ne use roka aur patte utha kar unki kamar me chhupa diye aur vapis, bina dekhe, niche rakh diye.. saala apni patni se chhua kar totka kar soch rha tha ki patte badhiya ho jayege.. anita bhabhi ne bhi aakhe dikhai aur ghurte hue andar chali gyi.

Fir se sabhi ne boot ke 100-100 rupees bich me rakhe.. aur is baar sabhi ne 100 ki blaid bhi chali.. jokar ne bhi..

Aur jokar ke chalte hi mulla ji ne apne patte uthaye aur fir se gaddi me fenk kar bole – Saale patte hi nhi aa rhe aaj to..

Maine bhi ek aur 100 ka patta fenka – Meri 100 ki blaid..

Amit ne bhi blaid chali..

Ab jokar ne patte uthaye aur bola – Meri 200 ki chaal..

Lagta tha saale ke pass patte aa gye the..

Maine apne patte uthaye.. dhat teri ki, bakwas pate the.. 7,10,2.

Maine bhi apne patte patak diye bich me..

Ab amit ki baari thi.. usne blai kheli is baar bhi..

Jokar – Meri 200 ki chaal aur..

Amit – Blaid..

Jokar – 200 ki chaal..

Amit ab ghabra rha tha.. usne apne patte uthaye aur patte utha kar wo sochne lga aur aakhir usne 400 ki show maang li..

Jokar ke pass do badshah the..

Ye dekhte hi amit ne foran apne patte fenke.. uske do ikke the..

Amit – Hahaha.. saala chutiya.. do patte lekar bhi chaal chal rha tha..

Jokar maus hokar reh gya.

Amit ne fir se patte bantne shuru kiye aur maine agla peg bnaya, amit ne anita ko aawaj lgayi.. mujhe pta tha ki wo kisliye bula rha hai.. wo thumakti hui aayi aur amit ne patte utha kar fir se uski kamar se chhua diye..

Ab wo bol hi padi – Ye kya kar rhe ho?

Aur thoda gussa dikhate hue andar chali gyi.

Uska bartav dekh kar hum sab bhi apni khinse niporne lge aur amir fir se kilas kar reh gya..

Sabne paise fenke bich me.. aur fir se blaid ka khel shuru hua.

Is baar sabne 2-2 baar blaid chali.. par is baar sabse pehle patte utha kar dekhne walon me amit tha.

Aur patte dekhte hi jhallate hue usne patte gaddi me fenk diye aur bola – Pek..

Aur ek hi baar me gilass khaali karke utha aur andar chal diya.

Hum sabhi ne ek dusre ko dekha aur hasne lge.

Jokar bola – Ab to bhabhi ji ki kher nhi.. hahaha..

Andar se unke jhagadne ki aawaje aane lagi thi.. do peg ka nasha bhi bol rha tha aamit ke sar par..

Maine apne patte utha kar dekhe.. ohh teri.. ab ki baar mere paas chidi ka kalar aaya tha badshah, sati aur panji.. maine bina koi expreshan diye.. sar khujlate hue 200 ki chaal chali.. dusro ko gumrah karne ke liye.

Jokar ne bhi patte uthaye aur khushi se ubka chehra bhi khil utha,, usne bhi 200 ki chaal chali..

Mulla ji 100 ki blaid chalte rhe..

Do chaalo ke baad mulla ne bhi patte dekhe aur sar pitte hue pek kar diya.

Ab bache the.. main aur jokar..

Humne agli 7 bajiyan chaal chalne me lga di.. ab tak amir bhi vapis aa chuka tha aur uske pichhe pichhe anita bhabhi bhi thi, sar jhukaye hue aur wo jakar sofe ke baaju wale hisse par jakar amit ke sath beth gyi..

Anita ka gudaj pet muje saaf dikhai de rha tha.. usne najre utha kar mujhe dekha aur muskura diya.. aur usne apni najre fir se jhuka li.

Use dekhte hi mere josh me sufurti si aa gyi.. maine 500 ki kautar chaal chali, ab wo ya to 1000 ki chaal chalta ya pek kar leta.. par usne bhi himmat dikhai aur 1000 ko show maang li mujhse.. sabhi ka dhyan table ki taraf tha.

Maine apne patte fenk diye, anita ki taraf dekhte hue..

Jinhe dekh kar jokar ki sitti-pitti gum ho gyi.

Usne apne patte dikhaye.. uske pass bhi kalar tha, iit ka, par isse bda ptta uske pass 10 ka tha aur mere pass badshah tha.. is liye main jeet gya, vese patte uske bhi bure nhi the, itni dur aana to uska banta tha.

Maine table par pade hue paise smet liye.. lagbhag 6 hajar aaye the mere pass is baaji me.

Mere pass itne paise aane se bhabhi ke aa jane se mahol garam ho chala tha.

Fir maine bhabhi ko kaha ki apne matan bahot achha bnaya aur apni tarif sun kar anita bahot khush hui..

Uske baad hume ek aur baaji kheli aur joki 10,000 ki thi aur use amit jeet gya aur wo rawan ki hasi hasta hua bich me pade hue paiso ko batorne kga..

Apne pati ki jeet dekh kar anita bhi khush najar aa rhi thi aur uski aankho me ajib si chamak aa gyi thi.

Maine mann me socha – Anita darling.. teri khushi par ye game kurban..

Anita ka bhi mann lagne lga tha ab.. game me..