Masoom Biwi Aur Awara Ladke

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Oye lala.. kahan mar gya sale.. jaldi aa baha..

Gali me khada hua sarfraj apne dost babu urd lala ke ghar ke bahr khada hua chilla rha tha..

Babu ghar ki chhat se bahar ki aur jhankte hue bola – Abe kyo chilla rha hai be.. teri behen bhag gyi kya apne yaar ke sath..

Sarfraj – Sale niche aa fir btata hoon kiski behen bhagi hai apne yaar ke sath.

Babu niche aaya.. usne abhi tak ghariyon wala pejama aur baniyaan hi pehni hui thi.. matlab abhi wo nahaya bhi nhi thi.

Babu – Ab bol.. kya bol rha tha.

Sarfraj (apni aankhe gol gol ghumate hue) – Pta hai aaj mohalle me kon aaya hai??

Babu – Kon? kon aaya hai.. bol na be behen chod.. kyo peheliyan bun rha hai.

Sarfraj – Abe.. amit aaya hai.. aur sath me bhabhi bhi hai.

Amit aur uski patni ka naam sunte hu babu ke tan badan me aag si lag jati hai..

Darasal amit unke group ka banda tha.. group bole to babu urf lala, sarfraj urf mulla, amit urf chikna aur jain urf jokar, jokar is liye kyoki humare group me wo hi ek aisa banda tha jo hamesha maskhare pan me rehta tha, hum sabhi ki umar lagbhag 25 ke aas pass thi, mumbai me ek hi muhalle me padhe likhe aur bade hue

Duniyan ka koi aisa bura kaam nhi jise humne nhi kya tha.. sigret, sharab, randibaaji, jua, satta.. sab kuch aur sabhi ek dusre se badh chadh kar maje lete the.

Aur pichle mahine hi humare ek dost ki shaadi ho gyi, hum gye the uski shaadi me nasik, sab kuch thik tha, khub maje kiya, daaru party ki aur shaadi ke samye jab humne bhabhi ko dekha to humari aankhe fati ki fati reh gyi. Anita naam tha uska, umar lagbhag 22, ranf gora chutta, lambi, jese koi film hiroin ho, hum to amit ki kismat ko gaaliyan de rhe the ki saale ki kismat me aisi ladki aa kaha se gyi.

Aakhir ladki ne ya uske ghar waalon se amit me aisa kya dekh tha, kaam dhaam to kuch karta nhi tha, baap ki kiryane ki dukan thi, bas yehi bol kar ki ladka bhi sath bethta hai uski shaadi karva di ghar walon ne, darasal amit ki maa ki tabiyat khrab rehti thi aur usi ke maike walo ne ye rishta btaya tha nasik me, do mahino me andar hi sab te ho gya aur shaadi bhi karwa di.

Hum sabhi ne amit ki leni kar di thi har samye use chhedte rehte the ki bhabhi ka khyal rakhna agar koi problem ho to bta dena, aakhir dost kis din kaam aayege.. us samye to amit kuch nhi bolta tha, balki humare majak ke sath sath wo bhi shuru ho jata tha ki jese humari dosti chal rhi hai vese hi chalegi aaj tak humne har chij mil bant kar khai hai (uska matlab randiyon se hota tha) vese hi isko bhi mil bant kar khayege..

Par jab humne anita ko dekha to hume wo sab baate yaad aane lgi thi, saali kya maal thi, amit ke to maje ho gye yaar..

Aur humare maskhare jokar ne aakhir unke samne bol hi diya – Amit bhai, apna vaada yaad hai na..

Amit – Vaada.. kon sa?

Jain – Arre vahi.. mil bant kar khane wala.. hahaha..

Uski baat sun kar amir buri tarah se kisal gya aur hum teeno dost thahake maar maar kar hasne lge.. aur wo bechari anita bechara sa muh bna kar soch rhi thi ki aakhir baat kya hai..

Kher, shaadi khatam hui, maine yaani babu ne amir se puchha – Aur bta.. kya program hai aage ka.. honeymoon ke liye kaha ja rha hai.

Wo bolne hi lga tha ki bich me mulla ji bol pde – Haan yaar bta de na.. hum bhi apni ticket kta lenge waha ki.. hahaha..

Usne to wo baat majak me hi boli thi par pehle jain aur ab sarfraj ki bat sunkar uski jhanthe buri tarah se sulag gyi thi, wo chilla pda – Abe bhutnike pehle kabhi ladki nhi dekhi kya? jo saale kal se apni laar tapkaye ghum rhe ho yaha, mujhe jaha jana hoga chala jaunga, abhi tum log jaao vapis.. samjhe.

Hum sabhi ko uske is tarah se bartav ki umid nhi thi par uska ghar tha, uski shaadi thi isliye hum kuch nhi boli aur apna saman utha kar vapis mumbai chal diye..

Rasta bhar main sabhi ko samjhata rha ki aisa majak nhi karna chahiye tha.. par wo log samjh rhe the ki langur ko hur mil gyi is liye uchhal rha hai.

Pure ek mahine ke baad aaj wo mumbai aaya hai, apna honymoon mnakar aur sab kaam nipta kar..

Par jo bartaav usne kiya tha uske baad uske ghar jana bda ajib lag rha tha.. par dost tha humara.. par dil ke ek kone me uski khoobsurat biwi bhi ghum rhi thi.. uski bhi to dekhna tha na..

Maine jaldi se jaldi se jain ko phone lgaya aur use sab btaya, pehle to usne bhi aana kaani kari par baad me wo maan gya.

Shyaam ko hum teeno ghar par beth kar plan bnane lge, agle din diwali thi aur har diwali ko hum sabhi dost aur dino se jada daaru pite the aur puri puri raat jua bhi khelte the.. bas yehi plan bna ki kal amit ke ghar diwali ki badhai dene ke bahane jayege.

Agle din subah hum sabhi uske ghar pahonch gye, mithai lekar..

Hume dekhte hu wo bhavukh sa ho gyaa aur uski aankho me aansu aa gye aur wo daod kar humare gale lag gya..

Amir – Yaar.. mujhe maaf kar do.. Maine tum sabke sath itna bura bartav kiya, main to soch rha tha ki tumhare samne kese apna ye chehra lekar jaunga..

Hum sabhi ki tenshan to usne apne aap hi khatam kar di thi.. par hum sabhi to besharm log the aur soch rhe the ki amit ab humse baat bhi karna pasand karega ya nhi.. par hua iska ulta, par jo bhi hua usse sab khush ho gye..

Aur wo maskhara jain bol pda – Chal bula bhabhi jaan ko aur mila hume unse dobara..

Bechara amit khisyani billi ki tarah reh gya aur usne bade hi pyaar se apni patni ko aawaj di – Annu.. jra bahar aana..

Hum sabhidam sadhe bhabhi ka intejaar karne lge.. thodi der me payal ki jhankaar ke pichhe pichhe wo bahar aayi..

Pile rang ki saadi pehni hui thi usne, gori chitti, bhare hue stan, chehra khila hua aur pet par usne ek chen bandhi hui thi, jo badi hi sexy lag rhi thi.. hum sabhi ki najar uski chen par chipak kar reh gyi.

Uske aa kar hum sabhi ko namaste kiya aur hum sabhi ke liye cold drink lekar aai aur sabhi ko jhuk kar cold drink di..

Aur hum sabhi tharki dost uske pallu ke girne ka wait karte rhe jo gira nhi..

Maine amit se baat shuru ki – To kya plan hai aaj diwali ka?

Amit – Tu bol lala.. kya karna hai..

Main – Hum to wahi karne wale hai jo humesha karte hai.. daaru aur taash ki bajiyan.. tu bol..

Amit – Bilkul yaar.. ye bhi koi puchhne wali baat hai aur ye daaru meri taraf se hogi.. meri shaadi ki party hai tum sabhi ke liye.. tum sabhi raat ko yahi aa jana.. puri raat jua chalega aaj..

Uski baat sun kar sabhi khush ho gye.. ek to muft ki daaru aur upar se amit ke ghar beth kar uski biwi ke jalvon ko dekhne ka mika milega..

Raat ko milne ka time fix hua.. sabhi na kaha ki wo raat ko das bje pahonch jayege..

Ab to bas raat ka intejaar tha..