Adultery MY COUSIN'S DIRTY VAGINA

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I played TROUT, in an attempt to use the three T's I had and to open the board. My wife responded with VAG and I pleasantly noted that she used a blank for the A indicating that she wanted to respond in kind and immediately to my COCK. She stood up, dropped her PJ pants and panties and revealed her freshly shaven pussy.

VAG is actually an acceptable word in regular Scrabble and is often used whenever there is a V and G combination. I heard of instances where blue haired grannies have played the word FUCK and even CUNT (both acceptable words in regular Scrabble) if it gives them a scoring advantage or allows them to use otherwise difficult tiles.

I had the tiles A P R O U L T E A and was able to put down AEROLA, hoping that the spelling was right. There was no challenge from the other side of the board but a lifted top and the spilling of my wife's ample breasts in front of my eyes. I reached in and gave a nipple a kiss and then licked the other one for good measure. My wife played DREY and we both drew new tiles.

I was now able to play DONG on a triple word score and again pulled down my pants to receive my "bonus", which consisted of several long, pleasant tugs on the head of my dick. Quickly my wife responded with DISH to her own triple word square. She had also made the word COCKS by placing the S in DISH under COCK. Recording her bonus she mentioned that she'd love to have two of these at once as my dick was still out. She took it in her mouth to suck on briefly. (This game was starting to get a bit cock-heavy but no one was complaining).

I had a crappy selection of letters but managed to play the word TUP. "You, know how a ram fucks an ewe", I explained. I thought I would get some credit for creativity. My wife liked the suggestion but deemed the word to be more scientific than dirty and the bonus was denied. My wife, still struggling a bit with her dirty word creativity, played the word GUIDE for 16 points.

I responded by playing VA on top of the G in GUIDE for our second VAG. My wife stood up again and dropped her pants allowing me to run a hand up her bald slit. I leaned in for a lick and she widened her stance slightly to allow me to get my tongue between her legs a bit more. The smaller words were proving the best. My wife played HEEL and stuck her bare foot out to my face. I gave it a kiss but at this stage of the game it was not remotely close to being a dirty word.