Fantasy Reel ka shauq…badal gya Parivar

[RajV]

29. Holi hai bura na mano
Holi kee subah aaj mera man umang se bhera hua hai, dil kee echa puree hone walee hai, jaisa socha tha seb waisa hee ho reha, Kamal apne aap hee Maji se bhee chedkhani kerdiye, Sheela ke liye bhee bol diye aur seb se jaruri beto ke liye!! Halakee ab tek jo bhee mastee kee maine Rohan Sohan se usme ek perda peda tha, ab mujhe himmat kernee pedegee open hone me, halakee kal jeb se Rohan ka fanfanata hua dekhi hu, teb se bhavna badaltee jaa rehee.
Aaj maine ek halkee peelee kurtee aur safed salwar chuni ….balo aur badan pe tel lega seb ko jegane legee. Tyohar hai, fatafat subha ke kam nibta nashta pani rang ke thal saja ab hum seb ready hogye
Maji ne bhee salwar suit hee pehna hai
Saasu- Bahu rani aaj to bedee jaldee seb tayaree kerlee tune, beda chahak rehee hai..
Mai unke pav chute hue gale legee
M-ap to seb samjhtee ho….aap ke bete ne taza kardiya 2 raat me
Saasu- mere peeth thapakte hue- tu bhagyawan hai, Kamal tere kehe me rehta hai, tere Sasur to apnee hee chalate the
Mai unke gale lege lege – Mujhe to aap ka pyar aur seekh milgyee, sukhi jivan benane me, ab apke Ashirwad teeno per ko hum chalayenge …
Aur maine hatte hue Saasu kee gaand debadee
Saasu- ssseee bedee maskeri suj rehee hai ree tujhe….erade kya hai
M- aap bus man halka rekho aur anand lo heehee
Hum seb ne thoda nashta kiya jeb tek bahar bacho ka rang khelna suru hogya hai, Golu bhee bahar jane ko tayar hai so Saasu boli
Aao bacho mai rang kee suruat kerdu, fir tum seb nikal jana
Kamal hath me gulal liye Maji ke Pav chune jhuk gye
Mai Saasu ko ankh martee hue peeche hogyee, Holi hai Maji maskeree aur mastee to bentee hai, ku mere patidev
Kamal pav chuke khede hue to Saasu ne bahe faila gale lega leeya, mai peeche hee khedee thee Maji ke , Gale mil ke Maji ne gulal lega diya enke galo pe mathe pe aur ye bhee vahi opcharik rup se kerne lege to maine uskate hue
M-ache se rang daliye naa, ab aap hee to ghar ke bede mard ho
Golu beta rang de apne Papa ko
Golu to pichkari le aya , so Saasu hetne legee, nahi nahi
Maine peeche se unhe peked liya, kamar me hath daal peeth se chipek gyee
M-kahan jaa rehee ho Saasu ma
     Aapko hum charo se rang legwana hai abhi to
Aur maine Kamal ko ankho me eshara kiya, vo hichkichaye to maine bol hee diya
M- legao na ache se, batien to bahut ker rehe the
Rohan – lo papa legao
K-akhir hath me geela rang leke aage bedhe aur ache se gaal pe legane lege
Maine ab apne hath me rang liya aur apne hath se unke garden aur kandhe pe malna suru keeya….ku bacho ab ache se lega naa, tumhare Papa sarmate rehte hai heehee
Kehte hue maine unke kurte me neeche se hath daal pet aur tond ko malna suru kardiya, ab dekha dekhi Rohan Sohan bhee aage aa gye….aur seb teref se rang legane lege.
Saasu bhee jos me aa gyee unne ghum ke mujhe hee pekda aur mere kurtee utha kamar pe rang mal diya….aaja Rohan Sohan tum bhee lagao…Dadi ke kehyte hee Sohan ne mere gale aur chatee pe hath regedna suru kardiya…
Mastee me hum  seb aagan me aa chuke hai
Rohan Sohan ke sath ab Kamal bhee mujhe ghere me leke seb teref se rang legane me suru hogye. Maji to dervaze per khedee ho ander bahar ka nazara lene legee.
Kamal ne baltee me rang ghol ke mere upar ek sath hee daal Diya sath sath Rohan mere peeth pe kurta utha ke potne lega. Mai bhee kebhi bachtee kebhi fisaltee Fir mauka pake Golu kee madad se Kamal ko neeche leetane me safal hogyee …unkee chatee pe ched baithee …usse samay Rohan ne baltee bher rang humpe daalna suru kardiya ….pani se bachte hue mai jhuk gyee apne pati pe , aisa kerte hee mere peeth nangee hogyee …kurta geela tha hee upper ko chipek gya…usse time Rohan ne bagal me baithte hue mere peeth pe hath se rang legana suru kardiya…mai bhee khilkhilatee apna dhyan Kamal pe de rehee hu…unke kurte ke ander hath daal mastee ker rehee hu
Esse utha patak me jane keb Rohan mere upper aa gya mai chit hu peeth pe aur Kamal ne nya rang bena ke Rohan ke hath me diya aur mere kurte ke gale ko kholte hue
K- yahan se ander legao Rohan…bahut chehak rehee hai teree ma
Rohan ke liye eshara kafi tha…foran hee mere pe jhuk haste hue mere chuchi malne lega….mai deekhave me hee uskee chatee pe dhaka de rehee thee, laat marne kee kosis kerne legee per usse rokne kee koi herket nahi kee
Aram se 2 minute chuchi masalva rehee thee kee
Saasu ne dervaze se awaz legayee- Kamal ab bahu ko kheda kero, Sheela ka Parivar aa reha hai…
Kamal aur Rohan het gye aur mai bhee khedee ho apne kepdo ko sambhalee
Etne me Bhabi Sheela babua Jija seb aagan me aagye
Abhi to seb Saasu se mil rehe, maine bhee apne ko sambhal ke aage bedhee
Kamalji ke pass pahuch
M-suno ab sharmana nahi Sheela se kum se kum
Kamal mujhe dekh muskura diya aur Bhabi kee teref bedh gye
Etne me Jiju mere pass aa gye…unke hath mee Neela rang hai…
M- kya Jiju …goreiyon ke liye kala rang lai ho
Jiju – haan saaliji…chaap to rehegee apke gore badan pe es holi kee
Aur seedhe mere kandhe aur garden pe hath legane lege
Maine Rohan ko awaz dee
M-beta jara vo chandi wala rang de jaldee se, hum kale ka jawab safed se dengee heehee
Aur mai rang lene ke behane peeche het gyee furtee se
Jijju mere peeche bhage aur angan ke kone me jake mujhe peked liya…aur chehre aur hatho pe apna neel potne lege, mai bachav me baith gyee ….teb tek Sheela bhee aa gyee
Lo yahan dubkee ho….ur apne pati ko uksatee hue…aao aap mai pekdtee hu tumharee saali ko kehte hue mere samne ghutno pe baith gyee aur mere chatee ko debate hue kurte ke neeche hath daal rang legane legee
M- kya ker rehee hai kamineee….ruk jara
Mai bhee uthee aur Sheela ko palat gyee thee usse peeche se peked ke uske blouse me hath daal masla dee
Tebhi Jiju aur kamal bhee aage bedh aye mera hath pall uke neeche blouse ke bheetar dekh dono ek durse ko dekhne lege
Maine uskate hue kamal se- taak kya rehe ho madad kero naa mere
Sheela bhee mastee me bol pedee…en logo ka kya hai saheliyo ke beech…aaah
Aur chihuk uthee maine gundee debane to, etne me Babua aur Golu apnee pechkaree chalate hue aa gye aur hum dono ko aage peeche se rang dalne lege, mai bhee mastee me Sheela ke debate hue ek hath se dusre se usse pekde hue hu, aur Kamal ko baar baar dekh rehee thee….Kamal to abbhu jhujhak rehe the per Jiju hatho me rang malte hue aa dhamke…unne mere bahein pekdee aur Sheela se jor se bole
Mai enhe pekde hu, tu bhee to lega le ache se
Sheela khilkhilatee hue seedhe ho paltee mere teref sath sath Jiju ne mujhe kamar se jeked liya apnea age…Sheela ne Babua se rang liya aur mere pet me legane legee kurtee ke bheeter hath daal
Mai to fas see gyee thee en dono ke beech…mere hath Jiju pekde hai aur satte ja rehe mere peeth pe…samne se Sheela kurtee ke ander hath ferte hue upper legyee …maslne legee jor se mere bobe
M- ueeee kya hai Kaminee kehi kee….suno aap kya taakne me lege ho…dekho ye dono mil ke kya ker rehe
K- heehee dekh hee reha hu…humbhee kerenge na fir heehee
mai mu bichaktee mza lene legee, apne hee angan me Parivar ke beech bheegee hue puree tereh Jiju ab bina saram kiye mere peechwade me apne ko deba rehe…Sheela mere pure seene se leke pet tek geela rang potne me legee hai….Maine dekha Maji kehee nazar nahi aa rehee sayad bahar nikel gyee toli me kissee etne me mere nazar Rohan se milee vo Papa ke peeche kheda mast nazar se dekh reha hai sara khela
M- Are Rohan ….tu edhar aana mere madad ker dekh kya reha hai
Rohan foran hee baltee me rang le aagya, aur mujhe dekhte hue usne Sheela pe rang dalna suru kiya…Sheela ab tek mastee me mere leggee ke ander hath daal chuki thee so dekh bhee nahi payee …aur ek dum se etna rang pedne pe hedbeda gyee…. Maine bhee ab apna hath chut aliya Jiju se…aur jaise hee Rohan ne pani dalna band kiya
M- han beta…sahi ab peked apnee Kaki ko mai badla le lu
Rohan khusee se Sheela kee kamar me apne hath bandh kas leta hai…Mai Jiju se ko gand se jhatka detee hue…ruko aap pehle mai esse nibat lu
Sheela mauka dekh wahan se bhagee so Rohan ne usse deewar ke sehare gher liya…ab Sheela ka chehra deewar kee teref hai, aur Rohan uske peeth pe led khud kamar pe rang legane lega…mai bhee wahan pahuch Rohan ko ankh maar uske kulhe pe hath rekh dhaka detee hue
M- ache se jeked Kaki ko…bahut mastee ker rehee hai
Sheela khilkhila rehee thee …maine peeche mud ke dekha ab humare pati apas me baat kerne lege hai…so maine Rohan ko deekhate hue ek side se wapas Sheela ke blouse ke bheeter hath daal diya
Sheela- aaa kya ker rehee hai
M- jo tume kiya kaminee kehee kee…aur mai aram se ek hath se uskee chuchi blouse ke ander hath daal debane legee…
Rohan jo ab tek kamar pe rang lega reha tha mujhe dekh peechwade me sat gya Sheela ke…maine bhee dheeme se bola Rohan ko
M-ache se rangle ….ye mauka jaldee nahi milta
Sheela ssssyatee hue…het ab het ab…uueeeee
Mai neeche ghutno pe baith gyee Sheela ke saree pav se ghutno tek utha ke Rang legane tebhi Babua Pichkari le ke aa gya..
M-aaja babau sahi time pe aya…edher se pichkari chala
Babua ko kushi ka thikana na reha, wo bhee mere pass baith ander dekhne ke kosis kerte hue Pichkari se tez dhar marne lega
Sheela ko jhatka lega, uske pure pav aur sayad choot tek rang kee dhar pahuchi
Sheela- kya kera rehee hai….oye tu hai shaitan
Per ab tek Rohan bhee pet se chatee tek sehalane debane me lega tha, aur babua Golu mere sath pav pakad rang lega rehe
2 hee minute hue honge kee akhir Kamal aur Jiju bhee aa gye
Kamal waah bhai waah ye to alag hee mastee chal rehee
Mai ab uth gyee heehee ab aap log ke bina hee humko kam mastee kee adat ho rehee hee hee
Mera ye kehna tha kee Jiju fir lapke, mujhe ab seedhe gale legaya aur Babua se bole…beta jara apnee masi ko bhee to rango
Aur unne mere kurtee peeche se samet dee, mere bheegee hue rang birangee leegee me mere bharee chutad aur uskee derar seb ko nazar ane legee
Babua ab apnee peechkari se mere derer pe hee nishana le ke rang daalne lega mai bhee chihukte hue jaise thand legee ekdum se Jiju se lipet gyee
Ab tek Kamal bhee Sheela ko rang legane lege , Rohan unkee puree madad me lega tha, dono baap bete khul ke Sheela ke badan pe hath ferne lege
Edher yehi haal mera hai Jiju se satee hue, unka ubhar apne pet me mehsus ker rehee hu, esse beech Babua bhee mastee me lega hai Golu ke sath
Hum seb 10 minute apas me khoi hue the, kee fir Golu Golu kee awaz bahar se aye aur ek aur mohalle kee toli ghar ke bahar aa gyee….so hum seb apne hosh sambhal unse milne nikal gye
Jaisa kee riwaz hai ab hum seb bhee mohalle me milne chal diye, mere utejna bedhee hue hai, apas me koi nazar nahi mila reha…
10 minute baad mai aur Kamal akele ho paye
M-aap ko maza to aya naa ghar pe
K- nazar jhukaye hue- sach to yehi hai, maza to khub aya…heehee Sheela mast hai…
Maine unka hath debaya,
M- ab hum dono ka hota hee hai,,,,thoda aapne bhee kerliya chalta hai
K- heehee mera aur tumhare Jiju ka nahi hota…per fir bhee acha hai
Aur hum dono pyar bharee natkhat nazar se dekh has diye
Per chaunki mai teb jeb
K- abhi to holi baki hai…tumhe jahan theek lege aur mastee kerlo
M- chalo dekhte hai…heehee
Hum log bagal wale mohalle se nikal rehe the…kee Kamal ne roka aur ek teref nazar kee
Maine dekha yahan tez gane chal rehe aur 3-4 ledkiya 7-8 ledko ka group dance ker reha hai, pass me hee hodee hai jisme pani ka rang bhera hua hai
Hume us teref dekhte hue…ek ledke ne awaz dee- Holi hai …are Bhabiji aa jayee humare sath bhee, vo ledka jeb pass aya to pehchan aya, ye wahi dukan wala hariya hai jo Punditayan kee lete dekhee thee mai, waise bhee dukan kee vejeh se pehchan hai
M- are Bhaiya aap, pehchan hee nahi payee, aao gulala lega du
Hariya pass aya adab se pav chu ke gulal legaya hum dono ke, etne me 2 ledke aur aa gye, are Kamal bhai …aise nahi..thoda to rukiye
Khair hum log akele hee the estime aage bedh gye, ek aurat salwar suit me meethai aur 2 glass thandai leke aa gyee
Peene kee der thee kee mujhe vo ledkiya nachne le gyee, ek ledka pipe se pani dalne lega…tez gano me mai bhee mast nachne legee
Sarur chedne lega thandai ka, kuch der me maine enhe talasha to dekha jode ke sath ya hodee me ghuse hai
Mai bhee ab en seb jawan laundo ke beech theerekne legee, dheere dheere seb hee ek dusre se chipkane lege, koi gand debata koi chatee, maine kamal ko dekha vo hodee me hee chipke hai do kanyao se so mai bhee nischint ho theerekne legee
Hariya ne khud mujhe baho me bher liya….ek kone me le gya nachte hue, jahan thodee aadh hai, seb ko nazar nahi aa reha…aur bede etminan se mujhe jekde hue mere leggee ke ander hath daal gaand maslne lega
M- eeeessss kya ker rehe ho
Hariya- bura na mano Holi hai
Aur kehte hue usne apnee zip khol apna hathiyar mere hath me rekh diya
M= narazgee dikhate hue, hath jhatkee, pagal ho rehe ho, jao yahan se
Hariya- are bhabi naraz na ho, kamal bhai ka bhee khya rekh rehee champa
M- kya matleb
Hariya-dekho aur usne mujhe dusree teref se ek aur kona dikhaya wahan Champa Kamal kee godee me baithee hai, Kamal ke hath uskee salwar ke ander hai, etna chalta hai Holi pe
Aur lehte hue, Hariya ne mere choot me unglee kerdee
M- uffff eeee nahi nahi
Mai nakhra opcharik kertee rehee aur uska lund bhee hilatee rehee apne tang bhee khole rehee , jaise hee hariya jhedne lega mai bhee pani nikal dee
Fir foran apne ko theek ker nikal gyee
Bahar hote hee anjan ben enhe awaz dee, aur hum Holi khatam ker ghar aa gye.