Pintu ka raaj on choots and gaands

[BlackBullKalua93]

Aishwarya samjhi nahin woh stool kiyu uthake bahar rakha Pintu ne... 

Pintu andar aake kadi lagaya aur upar ka latch lagaya jaha pe mummy yah mera haath nahin jaata hai...

Pintu acting all concerned ke mohalle ke buddhe se leke sabzi wala sab kaise dore daal raha hai vidhwa aurat pe...

Aishwarya: haa kya kahu ab beta, meri toh ghar se bahar jaana bandh hogayi hai, tum ab chote ho tumhe woh sab baatein batana theek nahin hain...

tumhara dost andar hai, usse bulati hu... waise lunch taiyar hai, tum dono abhi khaaoge toh main table pe laga deti hu, phir baith ke baatein karenge ok ?



Aishwarya: uss sabzi wale ko toh main dekh lungi, mohalle walo ko bhi batayi lekin koi kuch action nahin leta hai... 

( woh sabzi wala baar baar try karta tha kuch bahana bana ke haath lagane ka, uske thele pe baaki auraten bhi yeh dekh ke hassti thi ) 

Aishwarya: tum table pe baitho beta...

main bhi andar se bahar aya aur Pintu ko dekh ke smile karke bola aree aya hai tuu, apna match chodh ke, thank you... mummy ko acchi lagegi, woh abhi bahar jaati nahin hai na... 

Ghar pe chairs nahin the, sofas the jisse kheech ke door tak leke jaana mera yah mummy ki bas ki baat nahin thi...

mummy serve kar rahi thi humare plates mein...

mai sab samajhta hu aishwarya ji sab samahta hu ( looks at ur side waist fold ) logonki nazar aaj kal theek nhi 

aapko ungli uthane ki zarurat nhi padegi aishwarya ji ye pintu ke is mohalle me rehte hue

kal tak wo 2 kodi thele wale ko is area se bhagaya nhi to mera naam bhi pintu nhi ( trying to put myself in place of urs and ur moms guardian )

( tab tak rohan aa gya paas me and saying thanks to me for coming leaving football match aside )

hahaha are yaar ye sab cheezo ke liye bhi ab thanks bolega mai dost hu tera samjha tere aur teri itni pyaari aur sundar mummy ke bare me concerned hu football to kal bhi khel sakta hu 

( i looked at ur mom and said ) aishwarya ji rohan ko maine apne team me liya hai bataya ki nhi isne ? ( hamesha as a waterboy rakhta tha bas Black Titans ka ek t shirt diya tha wo bhi kisika purana wala aur yaha teri mummy ke samne brownie points gain kr rha hu as teri maa ko bhi pata hai ki tujhe koi team me nhi leta and i showed myself as some kind of hero or rakshak of u )

( as ur mom said ki tablle pe baitho khana khate hai and ur mom was placing some sweets i said )

nhi khana tab tak nhi khaunga jab tak aapka dance na dekh lu mai wo bhi aap wo new year me ek shandaaar nrty pradarshan kiya tha wo sleveless wali saree pehanke nhi to mai kuch nhi khaunga 

chalo bhot hua  udaasi ab pintu aa gya hai ye sab udaas chehra nhi dekhna mujhe ( as if isse tujhe khushi mile isiliye bol rha hu na ki mai khud ke needs ke liye kr rha hu )

( tab teri maa ka dance dekhke stage ke neeche hi thoda thoda lund masal rha tha mai  )

rohan music sytem ka remote le aa ( bolke jake couch ko centre of the room tak le aaya aur baith gya)

chaliye change krke aayiye aishwarya ji apne talents ko rakesh uncle nhi rhe krke dabana nhi hai balki aapko aur ubhar ke aana hai