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baaton baaton me khana ready ho chuka tha, Madhu ne ek thali me khana paros k dusari thali me kuch baaki items rakh k dono thali Sona ko dete boli "ja chacha ko de aa, fir hum bhi kha lete hain".
Sona "tum hi chali jao na Maa".
Madhu "chacha to pass baithate hi chipak jaate hain, dekhi nahi thi kya abhi?"
Sona muskurai "to kya hua, tum mall hi aisi ho, unka kya kasoor".
Madhu aankhen matkai "to tuze bhi is baat ka andaza hai ki wo tharaki hai".
Sona "main kya jaanu, maine to unko bas tumhare sath chipak k baithe hue dekha, chodte hue thodi dekha".
Madhu "achha.. agar wo sach me chod de to fir kya karegi tu?"
Sona muskurai "sweets la k chacha ka muh meetha karungi aur kya".
Madhu muskura k dono thali le li aur bahar nikal k chacha k ghar chal padi.
Sona piche se usko dekhti hui man hi man soch rahi thi 'kya Maa abhi tak chupa rahi ho muzse.. itani bhi himmat nahi kar saki ki khul k bol deti ki kal raat Chudwa chuki ho'.
Sona apne aur Maa k liye khana nikalne lagi, sath hi sath wo Maa se ugalwane k liye plan soch rahi thi, Hyderabad me Madhu k 2 din aur baaki the, fir uski train ki ticket book ho chuki thi.
Sona dono ka khana le ja k table pe laga di,
Sona soch rahi thi ki 'Maa abhi tak chudai ki baat nahi batayi, lekin Maa ko bhi to main apne aur chacha k baare me nahi batayi, varana kya pata Maa bhi bata deti, to kya muze ab Maa se bata dena chahiye ki main pahle hi chacha se kai baar chud chuki hun.?...nahi nahi.. Maa sochegi ki main uske sath game khel rahi thi..?
'aur fir chacha k baare me kya sochegi.. Chacha bhi usko muze chodne ki baat abhi tak nahi bataye hain, kya Maa ko ye achha lagega ki chacha ne bhi usko dhoke me rakha.. nahi.. ye aise hi chalne deti hun.. Maa jab agli baar aayegi tab bata dungi ki unke Jaane k baad main chacha se kaise aur kab chudi, uske liye bhi ek fake script banani padegi, jisko sun kar Maa ko lage ki
Maa k Jaane k baad main chacha se chudi'.
Lekin Maa k Jaane se pahale Maa ko open karwana tha ki wo kabool kar le ki wo chud gayi chacha se'
Sona soch hi rahi thi ki tabhi darwaza khula aur Maa andar aayi, dono aamne samne chair pe baith k khana khane lage.
Sona "chacha ko khana pasand aaya?"
Madhu "haan tumhari tareef kar rahe the".
Sona "meri tareef kyu.. khana to tumne hi banaya, maine to menu chuna tha"
Madhu muskurai "haan Manu select karne ki hi tareef kar rahe the".
Sona "achha chhodo wo baat.. chacha ne fir chipakne ki koshish ki ya nahi?"
Madhu "chipak k baithne ka mauka to wo chhod nahi sakte na".
Sona muskurai "wo chipke to tum kya ki?"
Madhu "main.. main kya karti?"
Sona "unki lungi pe najar nahi daali ki koi tambu bana hai ya nahi?"
Madhu "main khana dene gayi thi,lungi k andar lund ka xray karne nahi".
Sona "uff.. tum to muzpar hi chadh rahi ho".
Madhu "tu bhi to wohi kar rahi hai".
Sona "maine kya kiya?"
Madhu "ye to tuze sochna hai na.. ki tu ne kya kiya.. umm?"
Sona muh taakne lagi. "main samazi nahi".
Madhu muskurai "bas tu itana samaz le ki main teri Maa hun....aur teri Maa ko saara khel pata hai.. Randi ki bachhiii".
Sona "k.. kya pata hai.. kya kah rahi ho..?"
Madhu aankhe matkaayi "wohi khel jo tu kal tab shuru ki thi jab tu muze halwa le k chacha k pass bheji thi.. samazi..?"
Sona "tum halwa le k chacha k pass gayi thi.. to.. isase kya...?"
Madhu "main halwa le k gayi.. fir chacha ne apna rang dikhaya... fir dopahar ko khane ki thali laane main gayi.. fir natak ka next part chala, fir raat ko Sandy ko kheer khilayi lekin tu khud nahi khaayi hai na..?"
Sona fati aankho se Madhu ko dekhne lagi.
Madhu aage boli "main janati thi ki tu kheer nahi khayegi, aur mera shaq sahi nikla, tu janati thi ki raat ko kya hone wala hai, aur main janati hun ki tu raat aayi bhi thi".
Sona "tumse chacha ne kuch kaha?"
Madhu "chacha ko nahi pata hai ki main sab janati hun, wo abhi bhi muze buddhu samaz rahe hain, tu bhi kuch mat batana".
Sona "tum janati thi to muze boli kyu nahi, muze yun chup k dekhne ki jarurat nahi padti'.
Madhu "main kyu kahati, chudai ka plan to tum logon ne banaya tha, samne bhi khud hi aana chahiye tha, main kya tuze apni chudai dekhne ke liye invite karti, aakhir Maa hun teri".
Sona muskura k Maa k gale lag gayi "sach me tum meri Maa ho".
Madhu ne Sona k hotho pe hoth rakh k ek hawas bhara kiss diya.
Sona Madhu k kaan me boli "chacha ka lund pasand aaya na?"
Madhu "ye bhi koi puchne ki baat hai, meri Sona apni Maa k liye pasand aane layak hi chunegi na".
Sona "dil kar raha hai ki ye khus khabari ja k chacha ko suna dun".
Madhu "ruk.. unse ye mat batana ki muze kal hi pata tha, kahana ki tu ne abhi abhi mere samne kabool kiya.. samazi?"
Sona muskurai "samazi kaise nahi.. beti hun tumhari.. main abhi aayi".
Sona bhagati hui seedhiyo se niche utar k chacha k pass pahunchi.
Chacha "kya hua.. itana kyu bhag rahi hai, jaise Olympic ki race ho".
Sona "Maa ko sab bata diya maine".
Chacha "kya.. Kaise.. kya kaha usne?"
Sona "wo sab chhodiye.. kya.. Kaise.. aaj raat ka kya program karna hai?"
Chacha "jaisa tu aur Madhu chahe".
Sona "aaj apne bhaijaan ko bhi bula lijiye,
Maa ki wapsi se pahale ek aur gift de dun, kya khayal hai?"
Chacha muskura diye.
baaton baaton me khana ready ho chuka tha, Madhu ne ek thali me khana paros k dusari thali me kuch baaki items rakh k dono thali Sona ko dete boli "ja chacha ko de aa, fir hum bhi kha lete hain".
Sona "tum hi chali jao na Maa".
Madhu "chacha to pass baithate hi chipak jaate hain, dekhi nahi thi kya abhi?"
Sona muskurai "to kya hua, tum mall hi aisi ho, unka kya kasoor".
Madhu aankhen matkai "to tuze bhi is baat ka andaza hai ki wo tharaki hai".
Sona "main kya jaanu, maine to unko bas tumhare sath chipak k baithe hue dekha, chodte hue thodi dekha".
Madhu "achha.. agar wo sach me chod de to fir kya karegi tu?"
Sona muskurai "sweets la k chacha ka muh meetha karungi aur kya".
Madhu muskura k dono thali le li aur bahar nikal k chacha k ghar chal padi.
Sona piche se usko dekhti hui man hi man soch rahi thi 'kya Maa abhi tak chupa rahi ho muzse.. itani bhi himmat nahi kar saki ki khul k bol deti ki kal raat Chudwa chuki ho'.
Sona apne aur Maa k liye khana nikalne lagi, sath hi sath wo Maa se ugalwane k liye plan soch rahi thi, Hyderabad me Madhu k 2 din aur baaki the, fir uski train ki ticket book ho chuki thi.
Sona dono ka khana le ja k table pe laga di,
Sona soch rahi thi ki 'Maa abhi tak chudai ki baat nahi batayi, lekin Maa ko bhi to main apne aur chacha k baare me nahi batayi, varana kya pata Maa bhi bata deti, to kya muze ab Maa se bata dena chahiye ki main pahle hi chacha se kai baar chud chuki hun.?...nahi nahi.. Maa sochegi ki main uske sath game khel rahi thi..?
'aur fir chacha k baare me kya sochegi.. Chacha bhi usko muze chodne ki baat abhi tak nahi bataye hain, kya Maa ko ye achha lagega ki chacha ne bhi usko dhoke me rakha.. nahi.. ye aise hi chalne deti hun.. Maa jab agli baar aayegi tab bata dungi ki unke Jaane k baad main chacha se kaise aur kab chudi, uske liye bhi ek fake script banani padegi, jisko sun kar Maa ko lage ki
Maa k Jaane k baad main chacha se chudi'.
Lekin Maa k Jaane se pahale Maa ko open karwana tha ki wo kabool kar le ki wo chud gayi chacha se'
Sona soch hi rahi thi ki tabhi darwaza khula aur Maa andar aayi, dono aamne samne chair pe baith k khana khane lage.
Sona "chacha ko khana pasand aaya?"
Madhu "haan tumhari tareef kar rahe the".
Sona "meri tareef kyu.. khana to tumne hi banaya, maine to menu chuna tha"
Madhu muskurai "haan Manu select karne ki hi tareef kar rahe the".
Sona "achha chhodo wo baat.. chacha ne fir chipakne ki koshish ki ya nahi?"
Madhu "chipak k baithne ka mauka to wo chhod nahi sakte na".
Sona muskurai "wo chipke to tum kya ki?"
Madhu "main.. main kya karti?"
Sona "unki lungi pe najar nahi daali ki koi tambu bana hai ya nahi?"
Madhu "main khana dene gayi thi,lungi k andar lund ka xray karne nahi".
Sona "uff.. tum to muzpar hi chadh rahi ho".
Madhu "tu bhi to wohi kar rahi hai".
Sona "maine kya kiya?"
Madhu "ye to tuze sochna hai na.. ki tu ne kya kiya.. umm?"
Sona muh taakne lagi. "main samazi nahi".
Madhu muskurai "bas tu itana samaz le ki main teri Maa hun....aur teri Maa ko saara khel pata hai.. Randi ki bachhiii".
Sona "k.. kya pata hai.. kya kah rahi ho..?"
Madhu aankhe matkaayi "wohi khel jo tu kal tab shuru ki thi jab tu muze halwa le k chacha k pass bheji thi.. samazi..?"
Sona "tum halwa le k chacha k pass gayi thi.. to.. isase kya...?"
Madhu "main halwa le k gayi.. fir chacha ne apna rang dikhaya... fir dopahar ko khane ki thali laane main gayi.. fir natak ka next part chala, fir raat ko Sandy ko kheer khilayi lekin tu khud nahi khaayi hai na..?"
Sona fati aankho se Madhu ko dekhne lagi.
Madhu aage boli "main janati thi ki tu kheer nahi khayegi, aur mera shaq sahi nikla, tu janati thi ki raat ko kya hone wala hai, aur main janati hun ki tu raat aayi bhi thi".
Sona "tumse chacha ne kuch kaha?"
Madhu "chacha ko nahi pata hai ki main sab janati hun, wo abhi bhi muze buddhu samaz rahe hain, tu bhi kuch mat batana".
Sona "tum janati thi to muze boli kyu nahi, muze yun chup k dekhne ki jarurat nahi padti'.
Madhu "main kyu kahati, chudai ka plan to tum logon ne banaya tha, samne bhi khud hi aana chahiye tha, main kya tuze apni chudai dekhne ke liye invite karti, aakhir Maa hun teri".
Sona muskura k Maa k gale lag gayi "sach me tum meri Maa ho".
Madhu ne Sona k hotho pe hoth rakh k ek hawas bhara kiss diya.
Sona Madhu k kaan me boli "chacha ka lund pasand aaya na?"
Madhu "ye bhi koi puchne ki baat hai, meri Sona apni Maa k liye pasand aane layak hi chunegi na".
Sona "dil kar raha hai ki ye khus khabari ja k chacha ko suna dun".
Madhu "ruk.. unse ye mat batana ki muze kal hi pata tha, kahana ki tu ne abhi abhi mere samne kabool kiya.. samazi?"
Sona muskurai "samazi kaise nahi.. beti hun tumhari.. main abhi aayi".
Sona bhagati hui seedhiyo se niche utar k chacha k pass pahunchi.
Chacha "kya hua.. itana kyu bhag rahi hai, jaise Olympic ki race ho".
Sona "Maa ko sab bata diya maine".
Chacha "kya.. Kaise.. kya kaha usne?"
Sona "wo sab chhodiye.. kya.. Kaise.. aaj raat ka kya program karna hai?"
Chacha "jaisa tu aur Madhu chahe".
Sona "aaj apne bhaijaan ko bhi bula lijiye,
Maa ki wapsi se pahale ek aur gift de dun, kya khayal hai?"
Chacha muskura diye.