Non-erotic Naukar nay wo kiya jo mai nahi kar paya..

[Saitama712]

to ek din ki baat he jab Aslam ney Sejal ko bahut buri tarah choda tha par wo mere ghar mai nahi baki uskey jhopda patti mai, jiska patta mujhey tab chala jab mainey aslam chacha ko bataya tha ki mai janta hu unhoney sejal ko unki kutiya banya tha. aur mai bhi sejal sey utni hi nafrat karta tha to unhoney mujhey ye kahani bataye thi.

Ek din mai kaam key silsiley mai out of town gaya hua tha. tab aslam ne sejal ko ghar anney ke uskey kaha aaj bahar chalna he to usney sejal ko ek burqa diya aur use kaha is burqa ke alwa kuch nahi pehna aaj shoping par jana hai.

Sejal maan nahi rahi thi to aslam ney wahi kiya jo wo karta tha usney sejal ko do thappad marey sejal chup chap sirf burqa pehnkar uskey saath chali gayi.



jab wo dhup mai bahar nikkali har koi he dekh pa raha tha ki sejal ne burqa ke ander kuch nahi pehna hai.

Pehli to Aslma usey bus stand le gaya pehli jo bus aaye thi wo khali thi jab sejal us bas mai janey lagi aslam usey rok deta hai.

aur wo dono bus ko chud dete hau aur uskey baad wali bus jis mai kafi bhed thi usmey chad jatay hai jaha wo bus mai bhui uskay mummay dabbad raha tha uski chut ko burqa ke upar se masal raha tha sejal siskariya rokney ki bahut koshish kar rahi thi aslam sejal kay dard mai usko majja mil raha tha.

Uskey aabd wo dono market mai aa gaye. aur usey ek kuttey kay patte kay shop me le gaya.

Dukkan Wala: Bolo Aslam bhai kya chaiye.

Aslam: kutiya ka patta. Nasir bhai.

Nasir: Aapney kutta kaab pala hai. aur yeh kon hai aapki beti?

Aslam: 6 mahine ho gaye ek kutiya pali he usi ke liye patta chaiye.

Nasir: konsi jaat ki hey size kya he galey ka?

Aslam: Special kuttiya he foreign ki kuttiya bhi isskey samney pani mangegi.

Nasir: Aisey konsi kutiya he wi jara hamey bhi bato.

Aslam: Wo kuhu he bolegi chal jaldi bol?

Nasir: Kutiya kabhi bolti he kiya?

Aslam: mere kutiya bolti he wo khud bolegi.

Sejal kappe te hue.

Sejal: me hu wo kutiya Aslam malik ke kutiya.

Nasir ka mooh khula ka khula reh gaya ek insani kuttiya dekh kar wo kehta hai.

Nasir: aaj tak aise kutiya nahi dekhi jo bolti he isskey size ka patta milega. Kuch likhna he uskar Aslam bhai.

Aslam: Aslam ki kuttiya yeh leh de. Aur sixe le le ache se.

Nasir : Kaal mil jayega aapko pata 300 rupe lagenge.

Aslam: mere pass paisa nahi he kuch aur nahi ho sakta kiya.

Nasir: ha ho jayega.

Itna keh kar nasir shop ka shutter band karta hai aur sejal ka burqa uttarney lagta he to aslam use rook deta hai aur kehta hai.

Aslam: iske shaqal dekh nahi sakta baki jo karna he wo kar.

Nasir: ha bhai baki ka fiqure to dekh hi sakta hu na.

Nasir sejal ko nagga karta hai. bada sahi kuttiya pali he aapke to majje he kash mere pass aise kutiya hoti.

Fir Nasir ek patta sejal ko pehnata hai aur uski pichey akar uski gand ko dekhta hai.

Nasri: bahi into gori gand ek baal nahi he iss par waise kiya khati he re yeh jo itna gori he ye kuttiya.

Aslam: mera maal khati he haar roj jabtak mera maal na khaye iska din nahi jata.

Nasir: kisi ko batta maat warna dunkya ki haar kutiye tere maal khane lagegi. itna maal kaha se layega.

Aslam: mera maal he le aunga par koi asie kutiya mil jaye.

Nasir: chalo mai thodi iss kutiya ko dekhta hu.

itne hekhar nasir uska vishal lund jo aslam jitna he lamba aur mota tha wo gand me dalkar chudney laga. sejal ko bahut dard ho raha tha aur majja bhi aa raha tha. kareeb 20 min baad wo uski gand mai jhad gaya.

Nasir: bahut sahi kutiya thi laya kar yaha par kabhi kabhi mai kal tumhi patta de dunga tab tak yeh us karlo.

Aslam sejal ko lekar waha se nikkal jata hai,

Aslam fir sejal ko jhopad patti mai maujud ek public toiled me le jata hai.

Waha par bahut gandi badboo aa rahi thi.