Pintu ka raaj on choots and gaands

[Maledom]

tabhi woh Kareena thodi concerned hoke boli jii meri naam Kareena hai, main yehi Istanbul se hu yehi pe issi flight ki attendant hu... 

Kareena: aap drink toh nahin karenge aapke liye breakfast leke aati hu...

yeh bol ke woh andar cabin mein gayi aur phir flight ke shades apne aap bandh hoke andar light dim hogayi aur peeche music chalne lagi thi... 

aur Kareena waha pe tray leke aayi with breakfast lekin uski kapde badal chuki thi...

in place of shirt, short skirt.... she came wearing a saree aur woh udd rahi thi saree in air conditioner blow of the jet...

Kareena: ghabraiye mat janab, yeh humari jet ki khaas royal service hai for our special passengers...

Kareena: aap ko jo chahiye woh milegi, yeh flight ke 18 ghante mein...

Kareena: waise aap kaun ho mujhe nahin pata, waise aap bata sakhte ho mujhe, ab bas aap aur main for next 18 hours...



waha iss secret service ka head commander uska husband main Arjun Kapoor, yeh sab dekh ke embarrassed feel karne laga as mere saath department ke sabhi baith ke dekh rahe the...

ek ne mere kandhe pe haath rakh ke bola, don't be sorry sir, she is performing her duty... ( woh aadmi yeh bol ke khud hi muh pe haath se chupake ke hassne laga, as meri biwi aise ek terrorist ke saamne aisi kapdo mein )

Kareena waha tray mein sabhi breakfast se samaan sajake rakh rahi aur phir Abdul dekha waha koi plate nahin rakhi hai...

he looks up at Kareena... as if asking aankhon se, plate kaha hain? 

Kareena boli nahin kuch bas apni pet se saree ko hata deti hai...

Kareena: jee plates nahin hain plane mein, kiyu iss pe rakh ke khaaiye na... ( looking at her belly ) ).(