Papa ki Pari (Chudai qissay, Apne or doosro k)

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Update 13

Thori der bad Hania wahan se nikalne lagi. Us ne mujhe dekha to chonk gai.



Hania:- aray Hira! Tum kab aei ho?



Me:- bus 5 min huay. 



Hania:- to yahan kia ker rahi ho?



Me:- meri choro, tum batao kahan se aa rahi ho? Me andar gai to koi nahi tha. socha shayad sab log bahar gaey hain.



Hania:- aray nahi me andar hi thi. phupo ne almari set kerne k liye bulaya tha. Hum sab wahin thay.



Me:- sab?



Hanira:- yani me, phupo or Phupa jan.



Me:- Achaaaa…. To set ker li unki almari?? ( aakri lafz per zor dete huay)



Hania:- haan ker li. Ab ghar ja rahi hoon. Tum chalo gi??



Me:- nahi! Me abhi phupo se miloon gi phir aaoon gi. Me b pooch loon k ho sakta hai koi kam unka reh gaya ho jo tum ne naa kiya ho.



Hania mujhe ajeeb nazro se dekhne lagi. Wo meri bato ko samajhne ki koshish kerne lagi. Ek bar to usko laga k kahin mene dekh to nahi liya unko. Phir wo ghar chali gai. Me b andar Phupo k kamre ki taraf chali gai. Phupo k kamre me koi nahi tha, lekin bathroom se awaz aa rahi thi. Shayad phupo or Phupa ikathay bath le rahay thay. unki batain kerne ki awaz aa rahi thi.



Phupa Jan:- waise tum ne acha kiya. Apni bhabi ki madad se Hania ko phansa liya. 



Phupo:- haan! Bhabi bechari b kia karay. Nand ka khayal karay ya apni saheli + choti maa ka.



Phupa Jan:- chalo jo b hai. Is se tum teeno ki piyas to thandi ho rahi hai.



Phupo:- piyas thandi kahan? Piyas barh jati hai. Jo maza ek tagray lund me hai, wo chut chatne me kahan?



Phupa jan:- ab hum ker b kia sakte hain. Tumhare Abba hain ya me, hamari umar ho chuki hai.



Phupo:- jab tumhare lundo me taqat thi tab kon sa sahi se chod patay thay. ye to hum teeno saheliyan hain, jo ye sab bardasht ker gaein.



Phupa jan:- to kia Arslan b???



Phupo:- to or kia? Unho ne b hath gari chala chala ker khud ko khatam ker liya hai. Un me koi dum nahi! sumbal b bechari hamari tarah hi hai. Kash k koi achay se chodne wala mil jaey.



Phupa jan:- To kia tum abhi b dhoond rahi ho?



Phupo:- haan to or kia, lekin koi is qabil nazar hi nahi ata. Hamari social gathering me sab ko yei shikayat hai k un k shohar business me chahe jitney kamyab hain, bistar per utne nakaam. Or oper se her ek ne chun chun ker jawan secretaries rakhi hui hain ta k mazay ker sakain. Hum logo ka kia? Hum kia karain?



Phupa Jan:- ye to tu theek keh rahi ho…



Phupo:- ek bat bataoon Apko? Meri kuch din pehle Kashaf se mulakat hui thi. us ne bataya k wo apne driver or chowkidar se chudwati hai. Wo dono us k sath itni gandi harkatain kerte hain. Me to sunn hi nahi saki. Lekin keh rahi thi k uski piyas bujh jati hai.



Phupa jan:- for Example kaisi harkatain?



Phupo:- Kashaf bata rahi thi k wo un dono ki gand chatti hai, un ka peeshab peeti hai, nahati hai. Yei nahi! wo log usko kuttiya ki tarah treat kerte hain. Usko kai bar apni tatti b khila chukay hain. Mene kaha k tum Q ye gandagi bardasht kerti ho? Kehne lagi k wo ye sab is liye karti hai k wo dono usko zabardast tareekay se chodte hain.



Phupa Jan:- or uska shohar???



Phupo:- us k shohar ko b pata hai. Yei nahi wo khud b aksar uski chudai dekhte huay lund hilata hai. Or to or! Us ne apni ikloti beti ko b kuch pehle driver se chudwaya hai. 



Phupa jan:- kiaaa? Lekin Q? tum ne kaha nahi k wo is k bajaey kisi or ko dhoond leti.



Phupo:- us k driver ki khuwashish thi. Mene us se poocha b! k tum ye sab bardasht kerne k bajaey kisi or ko dhoond leti. Ulta tum ne apni masoom beti b chudwa di. Kehne lagi k ye gande rehne wale log bohot der tak chodte hain. Inki gandagi me jitna maza hai utna kisi cheez me nahi. or doosri bat meri beti ki, to agar wo in se naa chudwati to tarapti rehti. Is liye mene usko asli mard k samne pesh kiya ta k wo chudai ka asal maza utha sakay. Bad me uski shadi b ho to usko pata ho k asli mard or hijray ki chudai me kia farq hai.



Phupa Jan:- tum hijra kis ko keh rahi ho?



Phupo:- un sab ko jin ko chodna nahi ata. Or unko b jin k lund ne kam kerna band ker diya hai.



Me sochne lagi k shayad kuch kahain gay agay se lekinme heran reh gai k wo zor zor se hansne lagay.



Phupa Jan:- to tum ne kia socha hai?



Phupo:- me soch rahi hoon k apne driver se hi chudwa loon ya security guard se.



Phupa Jan:- jo chahay kero. Lekin dekh bhal k. ghar me betiya b hain, unko pata naa chale.



Phupo:- to wo kon sa kam hain? Wo b abhi se larko se gandi gandi chat kerti hain. Or apni chut me ungli kerti hain. Mene kai bar dekha hai unko. Yei nahi hamari kam wali Kulsoom se apni chut chatwati hain. Pehle me kisi ko dhoond loon, phir unko b usi se chudwa doon gi.



Phupa jan:- to tum b apni saheli wala kam kero gi?



Phupo:- to is me harj hi kia hai? Tarap tarap k zindagi guzarne se acha hai k kisi tagray mard k neeche lait jaein.



Phupa Jan:- theek hai, tumhain jo behtar lagay wo kero. Driver se chudwana hai ya watchman se, soch samajh ker qadam uthana.



Phupo:- Me janti hoon k kia kerna hai.



Phupa jan:- Apni Bhabi ka or Hani aka kia kero gi?



Phupo:- pehle apna bandobast to ker loon. Phir sochain gay.



Phupa jan:- chalo chal k kapre pehen lein, phir khana lagwao bhook lagi hai.



Phupo:-haan Jee… ab to apka yei kam hai. Khana or aram kerna. Jism ki bhook se apka kia lena dena… chalain lagwati hoon khana.



Wo dono bahar anay wale thay. is liye me tezi se wahan se nikal ker apne ghar aa gai. Saari raat me kerwatain badalti rahi or aj jo kuch hua, us k baray me sochti rahi.





Bar bar mere kano me phupo k alfaz goonj rahay thay. “ye ameer ghar k larkay kisi kam k nahi.” “kisi b larkay ko sahi se chodna nahi ata.” “ ye ghareeb! Ganday rehne wale log poore mazay se chodte hain.” “inki gandagi me hi maza ata hai.” “Chudai k doran jo jitne ganday kam kerwata hai, uski chudai me utna hi maza ata hai.” “Agar koi aisa mil gaya to me apni betiyo ko b chudwa doon gi ta k un ko b pata chale k asal chudai kia hoti hai.” “Sadia or Sidra kamwali se apni chut chatwati hain.”



Ye sari batain mujhe sari rat disturb kerti rahien. Me her tarah se phupo ki bato ko soch rahi thi k mujhe kia kerna chahiye? Q k me itna to experience ker chuki thi k is gandagi me hi asal maza hai. Yahan college, college k larkay, teachers hamain pana chahte hain. Zahir hai wo hamain soch soch ker muth to marte hi hon gay. Lekin wo hamari piyas nahi bujha sakte, Q k wo khud b kafi nafasat pasand hain. Unko kisi b tarah ki gandagi pasand nahi. or to or! Wo ziada der chod b nahi sakte. Pehle mere khuwabo ka shehzada b koi ameer zada hi tha, jo bari si gari me aa ker mujhe mere ghar se rukhsat kerwa k le jaey ga, mujhe bohot ziada piyar karay ga. Lekin pichle kuch din me jo mere sath hua or aj phupo ki batain sunn ker mere saare khuwab badal gaey. Mera in logo ko dekhne ka nazariya badal gaya. Ab mujhe kisi shehzaday ki nahi! bal k isi gandagi me rehne wale kisi tagre mard khuwahish thi.



Jab k Jabir Chacha khul ker keh b chukay k wo mujhe chodna chahte hain. Mera kanwara pan loot ker mujhe larki se orat banana chahte hain. Me soch rahi thi k kia kiya jaey. Jabir Chacha ki bat maan li jaey? Ya phir abhi intazar kiya jaey? Q k itna to me janti thi k mera kanwara pan ab ziada din tikne wala nahi. To kia or kaise kiya jaey? Me ye sab plan kerne lagi. kai ideas per sochne k bad b mujhe kuch samajh nahi aya, koi option mujhe aisa nahi laga k jis me risk naa ho. Ye sochte huay Janay kab me so gai.