Fantasy Kareena Kapoor ka vacation

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hotel k ander jate hi kaka bole,

kaka: dekho mahanga hotel ka gate kitna bada aur shandar hai
kareena: ab ander bhi chalo,
phir kareena front desk par jakar apne kamre ki chabi leti hai, aur payment karti hai. phir chabi lakar ati hai,
kareena: (khushi khushi )chalo chabi mil gayi kaka, hamare ko top floor par kamra mila hai.
kaka: achi baat hai, bahir ka nazara dekhne mileyga,aur barish bhi (haste haste)
kareena: ha jaise hi barish khatam hongi hum log ghar nikal jayege.
kaka: thik hai.

phir dono lift se apne top floor par jate aur uper akar lift se bahir nikal kar apne kamre ki taraf chalte hai. kamre k paas akar kareena kamre ka darwaza kholti hai, aur dono ander jate,

kareena: kitna shandar kamra hai, kitna bada kamra hai dekho.
kaka: sach mai itna shandar kamra hai, isliye itna mahanga hai,
kareena: ha hum log aram se sojaye isliye mainey 2 bistar wala kamra liya hai,
kaka: arey main sofe par hi sojata, 2 bistar wala kamre lene ki kya zarurat thi.
kareena: nahi kaka, itni takleef mai kyu rahna. waisey bhi bas thoda sa zaida paise diye 2 bistar k liye. koi badi baat nahi, bas sukun se sone mile humko,
kaka: itna sab karne ki kya zarurat thi beta.
kareena: koi baat nahi kaka, chalta hai eik hi raat ki baat hai bas. dekho khidki k bahir kya nazara hai, sach kitni barish hai kuch nazar bhi nahi araha hai. sare raste pani se bhar gaye hai.
kaka: ha mujhe nahi lagta yeh barish jaldi rukne wali hai,
kareena: dekhne se toh yahi lag raha hai, chalo dekhte kya hota hai.

phir kareena apni shopping wali bag sofe par rakhti hai,

kareena: arey kaka apki shopping bags yaha sofe par rakh du.
kaka apni bags sofe par rakh dete hai,
kaka: waisey khana ka kya karna hai beta?
kareena: hotel walo k pass kuch na kuch honga khane ka, main phone karke pouchti hu.
kareena phone karke khana ka pouchti hai,
kareena: kaka, khane ka menu dene koi ayega. woh menu dekh kar hum kuch order kardege.
kaka: aaj kamre mai baithe baithe khana khayege.
kareena: ha koi aur rasta bhi nahi na. chalo eik kaam karte

main phaley naha dhoo kar fresh hojati hu. phir aap chaley jana nahane.

kaka: thik hai beta, tum aram se fresh hojao.
kareena: kaisi kismat hai, aaj hi shopping ki kapdo ki aur aaj hi pahane ka moka mil gaya (haste haste)
kaka: lagta hai uper wala chahahta k hum shopping kare aur kapdo ko aaj hi pahanle. (haste haste)
kareena: chalo main naha kar ati hu, agar koi hotel ka admi khane ka menu lakar toh rakh lena.
kaka: thik hai, tum aram se nahalo

kaka bistar par baith kar aram kar rahey the, aur kareena apni shopping bag mai se eik naye kapde nikalti hai, phir nahane chali jati hai. kaka souchta hai kareena ne apne bag mai se sirf kapde nikale, bra aur panty nahi nikali thi. shayad woh purani wali hi pahanlegi. phir kareena jaise hi bathroom mai jati hai aur darwaza band karti hai toh kuch 1 min baad hotel k kamre k darwaze par knock karta hai koi, kaka darwaza kholta hai aur samne eik admi aya tha hotel ka khane ka menu lakar, woh kaka ko bolta hai k khana decide karke abhi batao takey woh khana banana shuru karde. kyu k hotel ka resturant band hone wala tha. phir kaka usko bahir intazar karne ko bolta hai aur darwaza band karke ander bathroom k paas akar bathroom ka darwaza knock karta hai, ander pani ki awaz nahi arahi thi, shayad kareena ne nahana shuru nahi kiya tha. knock knock..

kareena: kya hua kaka?
kaka: tumne nahana shuru kardiya hai?
kareena: nahi bas abhi nahana shuru karne wali thi , kya hua kuch kaam tha?
kaka: arey, hotel ka koi admi aya hai khane ka menu lakar, woh bol raha hai k usko abhi order dena honga kyu k woh log resturant band karne wale hai, toh abhi order dena padega.
kareena: acha aap eik kaam karo usko intazar karne ko bolo 2min main bahir akar menu dekh kar batati hu kya khana order karne hai.

kaka phir uss admi ko bahir hi 2mins intazar karne ko bolta hai, aur ander akar menu sofe k pass rakh dete hai, sofa kaka k bistar k bilkul samne rakha hua tha. aur kuch der baad bathroom ka darwaza kholne ki awaz ati hai, aur kareena bahir ati hai,  kareena ne bathrobe pahana hua tha jo hotel wale dete hai,



kareena bathroom se chalti sofe k pass arahi hi aur kaka kareena ko dekh rahey the,

kareena: itna jaldi agaya menu lakar, nahane bhi nahi diya, kaka menu kaha rakha hai apne?
kaka: yeh kya, sofe k table par rakha hai, tum dekh kar order kardo jo jo khana hai,
kareena: main apko bata deti hu aap usko order de dena.
kaka: thik hai beta,

phir kareena phaley menu ko wohi khade khade dekhna shuru karti hai, aur menu ko achey se dekhne lagi har eik eik cheez ko, aur sath sath kaka ko bata rahi thi menu ka khana, kareena na menu dekhne mai itna ghum hogayi thi k usney apna eik pair bathrobe se bahir ki taraf nikla, kya nazara tha kaka k liye.



kaka k muh mai pani agaya yeh nazara dekh kar aur gur gur kar dekhne laga, phir kareena kuch der baad boli,

kareena: kaka yeh menu mai kuch acha samaj nahi araha hai khane ka,
kaka: aram se baith kar dekho, kuch na kuch khana toh padega na.
kareena: ha baat toh sahi hai apki, kuch na kuch order karna padega.

phir kareena menu dekhte dekhte sofe par baith jati hai, aur jaise hi kareena sofe par baithi, uske dono tang bathrobe se bahir agaye.



kareena ne apni eik tang ko dosri tang par chada kar rakh tha isliye kaka ko bas tange nazar arahi thi, kaka panty dekhne ki kohsish kar rahey they likin kareena asey baithi thi kuch nazar nahi araha tha, likin yeh nazara dekh kar kaka ka land khada hone laga tha. achanak kareena boli,

kareena: kaka yeh 2 dishes order kardo, baki kuch samaj nahi araha tha,
kaka: (hosh mai ate hoye) ha ha thik hai jo bhi tumko sahi lage,
kareena: main ab nahane jarahi hu, aap us admi ko order dedo.
kaka: thik hai

phir kareena sofe se khadi hone jarahi thi toh usney dekha uske pure tang khole the aur bathrobe pairo par se haat gaya tha. kareena ne forun se bathrobe ko sahi kiya aur nahane chali gayi, kaka bhi order dekar ander akar aram karte bistar par. bathroom k ander kareena nahana shuru karti hai, pani ki awaz arahi thi, kuch der baad pani ki awaz band hoyi. kaka samaj gaye kareena ka nahana khatam hua, ab unko nahane jana hai, kuch der mai bathroom ka darwaza khola, aur kareena bahir ayi aur apne bistar k pass ayi, dono bistar aas pas hi the, jaise hotel mai hote hai, kareena ne naye kapde pahane the,



kaka: arey wah, yeh dress bhot acha lag raha hai,
kareena: isliye toh mainey yeh dress kharida, acha hana?
kaka: bhot acha sundar lag raha hai tum par, color bhi bhot acha hai, bhot loose hai, tumko loose achey lagte kapde,
kareena: mujhe loose kapde bilkul achey nahi lagte, likin kya karo, jo mila wohi leliya, itna bhi loose nahi, pichey se thoda tight hi lag raha hai,

phir kareena pichey ghum kar batati hai kaka,



pichey se kareena ki phooli hoyi gand kapde par tight nazar arahi thi, phooli hoyi aur bhari hoyi gand thi.

kaka: ha pichey se toh thoda sa tight hai, itni bhi tight nahi, tumhare size ki wajase thodi tight lag rahi hai.
kareena: (haste haste) mera size kya matlab kaka? matlab aap muje moti bol rahi ho.
kaka: arey tum kaha se moti lag rahi ho, tum toh eik dam perfect ho beta, tumhare hips ka size thoda zaida hai isliye thodi tight hai,

kaka ne gand nahi bola, uski jaga hips bola, kareena kaka ki baat sun kar sharma gayi thi likin woh uske isliye normal baat thi, isliye usney jawab de diya.

kareena: ha mere hips bade hai thode, kya karo ab zaida exercise nahi hoti isliye. chalo ab aap nahalo,
kaka: ha main naha kar ata hu, tum aram karlo jab tak khana ata hai,

kaka bathroom mai jata hai, aur darwaza band karke nahana shuru karta hai, nahane waqt kaka ka land khada tha, kareena k barey mai souch kar, aaj bhot saalo baad kaka ka maan hua tha muth maarne ka likin itni himmat nahi hoyi aur naha liya bas. nahane k baad kaka ko yaad ata hai k woh apne sath kapde lakar nahi aye jo usney shopping ki thi, bahir sofe par hi bag padi thi. ab kaka souchta hai kya karo, phir woh souchte hai kareena bathrobe pahan kar bahir ayi thi toh main bhi jaldi se bathrobe pahan kar kapde lakar ao, aur phir woh bathrobe ko dhund rahey the likin nahi mila, shayad eik hi bathrobe tha, phir unho ne soucha k towel pahan kar hi jana padega, phir kaka ne apni purani underwear pahani. kaka ka land khada tha toh underwear k uper ubhar bana raha tha aur kaka yeh dekh kar tension mai agaye k kaise yeh lakar jao, toh unho ne towel lapat kar dekha toh towel k uper bhi land ka mota ubhar nazar araha tha. phir kaka ne souchc jo honga dekha jayega kyu k kapde toh lene jana hi tha, toh himmat karke kaka bathroom se bahir aye. hotel ka kamra assa tha k bathroom se bahir ao toh phala bistar kareena ka tha aur dosra bistar jo khidki ki taraf tha uske samne eik sofa aur table tha. toh kaka bathroom se bahir aye toh unko kareena k bistar se hokar jana padta. kaka ne soucha jaldi se jakar kapde lakar ao usse phaley kareena kuch dekhe.

kaka bathroom se bahir aye toh dekha kareena apne bistar par baithi thi aur apne phone mai kuch dekh rahi thi, kaka agey chaley toh kareena ne apni nazar uth kar dekhi kaka ko, toh kaka ko bolna pada,

kaka: sorry beta, woh main apne kapde lena bhul gaya tha, wohi lene aya hu,
kareena: arey ismai sorry kya bolna, hota hai assa, mere sath bhi assa bhot hota hai jab ghar par hoti hu. (haste haste)
kaka: ha woh baat bhi sahi hai, mere sath bhi assa hota hai,
kareena: waisey apne mujhe bol diya hota toh apko kapde bathroom k bahir akar de deti,
kaka: arey nahi nahi, itna pareshan hone ki baat nahi, main tumko pareshan nahi karna chahahta  tha isliye nahi bola,
kareena: ismai kaisi pareshani kaka, itna chotta sa kaam hai.
kaka: nahi tumko pareshan nahi kar sakta.

phir kaka sofe se shopping bag uth kar apne bistar par rakhta hai aur ander se apne kapde nikalta hai, assa karne mai kaka ko bas 1 min lagi hongi, kyu k kaka ka bistar kareena k bistar k pass tha toh achanak kareena ki nazar kaka k nichey towel par padi aur jo kareena ne dekha, woh dekh kar shock hogayi aur ankhe kholi ki kholi rah gayi,



yeh nazara kuch assa tha, kaka bag mai se kapde nikal rahey they aur kareena ki nazar unke towel par thi, kareena ko apni ankho par yakin nahi horaha tha aur usko ajeeb lag raha tha, jaise hi kaka kapde lakar jane laga, kareena ne apna dhayan jaldi se hata kar apne phone mai dekhne lagi, kaka ko pata nahi tha kareena uske towel ko dekh rahi thi aur woh apne phone mai hi dekh rahi thi.

kaka: kapde pahan kar ata hu beta,
kareena: ha thik hai kaka,

jaise hi kaka bathroom mai gaya, kareena ne sukun ki saas lee, aur souchne lagi yeh kya dekh liya mainey, aur phir wohi souch rahi thi. usney phir woh khayal ko apne dimag se nikal diya aur normal hogayi. waha kaka bathroom mai gaya aur apne kapde pahana shuru kiya, jaha kapde rakhte waha kaka ki nazar kareena k kapdo par gayi jo kareena ne subha pahane the, shayad kareena ne naha kar bathroom mai hi rahne diye honge aur uske pass kareena ki panty aur bra bhi rakhi thi. kaka yeh dekh kar madhosh hogaye aur kaka ne himmat karke phaley bra ko apne hatho mai uthaya aur dekhne laga, woh white color ki silk ki cup wali bra thi, aur apne hatho mai lakar mehsoos karne laga. aur phir dosre hath se white color ki silk ki panty uthai aur dekhne laga. kaka eik hath mai panty aur dosre hath mai bra thi aur dono ko madhosh hokar dekhne laga aur hatho se mehsoos karne laga, aur panty ko apne naak k pass lakar aya aur suoghne lage, kya mahak arahi thi panty mai se. phir bra ki mahak lene lage, phir ankhe band karke khayalo mai kareena ko souchne laga k woh iss panty aur bra mai kaisi lag rahi hongi,



yeh souch kar kaka ka land khada hogaya aur ankhe band karke kareena ko woh panty aur bra souchne laga. kareena ko bra aur panty mai souch kar kaka ko maza araha tha aur madhosh hogaye the. phir achanak kamre mai se koi awaz ayi toh kaka daar kar bra aur panty rakh kar aur apne kapde pahan kar bahir aye bathroom se, toh dekha kareena kisi se phone par baat kar rahi thi, phir kaka apne bistar par akar baith gaya. kareena ne kaka ko eshara karke bola k koi awaz mat karna, phir pata chala woh Saif se baat kar rahi thi, toh woh nahi chahahti k saif ko koi awaz jaye. aur kaka baat sunne laga,

kareena: arey mai achi hu, bas tumhari yaad arahi hai, kab aoge tum?

Saif kya jawab deraha tha woh kaka sun nahi sakte the isliye woh bas kareena ki baat sun rahe they.

kareena: acha tumko aur zaida time lagega india mai, toh jaldi kohsish karo anne ki, ha kaka ghar ka pura khayal rakhte aur time se khana banate aur saaf safai karte, aur roz tumhare barey pouchte hai, aur bhot khayal rakhte mera bhi apna bacha samaj kar. kaka toh shaam ko hi kaam karke chaley jate hai. main pura din apne kamre mai hoti hu, bas khana khane kamre se bahir jati hu, kuch karne ko bhi nahi na, nahi main kahi bahir nahi jati, bas ghar mai hi hoti hu, kiske sath jaogi tum toh nahi ho mere pass. jaldi ajao tum bas ab, akele akele bore horahi hu. meri tabiyat bhi kuch dino se sahi nahi thi toh kaka ne dawai di thi, toh aram hi kar rahi hu abhi. fikar mat karo thik hojayega. kaka ko takleef dene ki zarurat nahi na. chalo ab main sojati hu, dawai ka asar horaha hai. goodnight. bye

phir kareena phone rakhti hai aur kaka se baat karti hai,

kaka: acha toh Saif ka phone tha,
kareena: ha kaka isliye apko mana kiya awaz nahi karne ka.
kaka: toh kab araha hai saif beta?
kareena: kuch time aur lagega, kitna time lagega kuch bataya nahi,
kaka: acha, chalo koi baat nahi, toh tumne assa kyu bola k tum bahir nahi jati, hum log aaj bahir toh aye hana,
kareena: arey kaka, agar mai saif ko batati na k hum log asey bahir aye hai toh mujhe bhot sunnate, unko mera bahir jana acha nahi lagta, main nahi chahahti saif ko kuch pata chaley, main bore nahi hona chahahti ghar baith kar. aap bhi saif ko kuch batana mat.
kaka: thik hai beta, main samajta hu, fikar mat karo main kuch nahi bataoga. waisey tumne juth kyu bola k tum bimar ho??
kareena: (haste haste)arey bimari ka natak karna pada takey woh jaldi phone rakhde, warna kahi mujhe video call karne ko bolta toh kya karti, isliye bahana bana diya bimari ka, woh bole k kaka ko bolo khayal rakhna, toh mainey bola woh toh achey se khayal rakhte hai.
kaka: (haste haste) tum toh bhot badi natakbaaz aur bahanebaaz ho beta, mujhe toh aaj pata chala.
kareena: (haste haste) kya karo, ab koi aur bahana nahi mila, jo dimag mai aya bol diya.

achanak se kaka k phone par kisi ka call araha tha, toh kaka ne apna phone dekha toh usmai Saif ka call araha tha, toh kaka ne kareena ko dikhaya, toh kareena ne phone ko uthane ko bola, phir kaka ne phone uthaya,

kaka: ha beta, kaise yaad kiya itni raat ko? sab thik toh hana?
Saif: ha kaka, sab thik hai, mujhe yeh batao kareena ki tabiyat kaisi hai? sab thik toh hana?
kaka: ha waisey toh thik hai likin kaal thodi tabiyat kharab thi isliye mainey dawai di thi, thik hojayega.
Saif: kaka aap eik kaam karo, kaal se aap kuch dino k liye hamare ghar par ruk jana, jab tak kareena ki tabiyat thik nahi hoti, aur uska achey se khayal rakhna.
kaka: ha beta, jaisa aap bolo, main kuch din ruk jaoga apke ghar hi jab tak kareena thik nahi hoti, aur fikar mat karna, main achey se khayal rakhuga kareena beti ka.

phir Saif aur kaka phone band karte.

kareena: Saif ne apko phone kyu kiya aur woh bhi iss waqt raat ko ?
kaka: ha, woh tumhari tabiyat k barey mai pouch rahey the, tumne bola tha k tum bimar ho isliye,
kareena: arey yeh Saif bhi na, meri kitni fikar karta hai
kaka: ha, bhot fikar horahi hai saif ko, isliye mujhe bola k kuch din main ghar par hi ruk jao jab tak tumhari tabiyat thik nahi hoti, aur bola k tumhara khayal rakho.(haste haste)
kareena: (haste haste) mera bimari ka bahana mere par hi bhari pad gaya, ab apko wohi karna padega jo Saif ne apko bola hai karne ko.
kaka: (haste haste) ha woh bole k kuch dino k liye apke ghar hi ruk jao jab tab tumhari tabiyat thik nahi hoti.
kareena: achi baat hai, issi bahane aap ghar par ruk jaoge, ap meri baat toh sunte nahi the, ab saif ki baat toh maani padegi apko. (haste haste)
kaka: ha Saif ki baat toh maani padegi aur jo bole karna padega. chalo koi baat nahi, ruk jaoga kuch dino k liye.
kareena: issi bahane mujhe akele akele nahi rahna padega, thoda ghar par time pass hojayega. chalo ab sojate subha jaldi nikal jayege ghar k liye.
kaka: ha thik hai, subha jaldi uth jayege, abhi sojate hai,

phir kaka aur kareena dono sone lagte hai apne apne bistar par. kareena lump ki lights band karti hai. kaka k dimag mai abhi bhi kareena ki bra aur panty dimag mai ghum rahi thi. aur ankhe band karke wohi souch souch kar sogaya. aur kareena k dimag mai bar bar kaka k towel ka ubhar araha tha. woh yeh sab souchna nahi chahahti thi aur bar bar apna dimag kahi aur laga rahi thi, asey hi woh bhi sogayi.