Mummy Fake ID

[Viraj Fake]

Main- karta hai na.
Prostitute- chal dikha.
Main- plz maine pehele he kaha mujhe ye sab nahi karna hai.
Prostitute- are kuch karne nahi bol Rahi hu. Sirf dikha.
Main- kya karogi dekh kar.
Prostitute- tu dikha hai ya nahi.
Main- tum acchi ho. Plz Aisa karke meri Nazar me khudki ijjat mat girao
Prostitute- uske liye nahi bol Rahi hu. Tu sirf dikha.
Main- par karoge kya wo to btao. 
Prostitute- sirf dikha aur kuch nahi. Dhande ki Kasam kuch nahi karugi. maine bhi bina kuch sochye samjhe pant nichye kar diya. 


Prostitute- sale Tera to bohat tagda hai.
Main- dekh liya na. Aur maine pant upar kar liya
Prostitute- kyu chod kar gayi tujhe. Dikhne me itna chikna hai upar se paise wala dikhta hai aur sab se badi baat itna tagda maal hai tere pass.
Main- aisi baat nahi hai. Mujhe khud he nahi pata hai wo mujhe kyu chod kar chali gayi.
Prostitute- kahi aur muh Marne Gaya tha kya jo usse pata chal gaya.
Main- nahi. 
Prostitute- fir
Main- pata nahi. 
Prostitute- chal koi baat nahi. Agar tujhe kuch karna hai to mere saath kar le. Tere liye free me chudwa lugi.
Main- mujhe nahi karna hai.
Prostitute- tu bohat sareef hai. Shayad wo tujhe chod kar chali gayi. 
Main- chodo wo sab baate main jata hu ab.
Prostitute- thik hai. Par ek shart par tujhe Jane dugi
Main- aur wo kya hai.
Prostitute- apna mobile nikal
Main- kyu
Prostitute- nikal to.
Maine apna mobile nikala to Prostitute ne fat se mera mobile le liya.
Prostitute- password bol
Main- 8270. Fir wo Prostitute ne mobile me number dial kiya aur Prostitute ka mobile par ring huyi. Aur khud ka number mere mobile me save Kiya.
Prostitute- kya naam btaya tune
Main- viraj. Prostitute ne mera number sone mobile me save Kiya.
Prostitute- le apna phone. Maine apna number save Kiya hai. Agar Tera jab lund khada ho to mujhe yaad karna aur phone kar dena main AA jayugi tere pass. Main raat bhar to jati nahi hu par tere liye utna bhi kar lugi samjha. Aur Ghar ja kar mujhe MSG karna. Agar nahi Kiya to main tujhe call karugi. Samjha.
Main- par aap itna kyu kar Rahi ho
Prostitute- btaya na sale tu pasand aa gaya mujhe.kash tu meri chut abhi Marta. Tera lund dekh kar meri chut gili ho gayi hai. Ab har grahak ko tu samjh kar chudwane dugi.
Main- thank you tum acchi ho.

Prostitute- chal kamine maska mat laga pehele he meri chut gili hai
Main- meri ek baat manogi.
Prostitute-ha bol. Maine apne purse se 2000 hajar nikale aur usse diye.
Prostitute- ye kya hai. Tune mujhe choda nahi hai to paise kyu de Raha hai.
Main- ye uske liye nahi hai.
Prostitute- fir
Main- tumne mere liye apne pass ke paise diye wo mausi ko. Aur upar se mere saath apna itna time diya. Uske liye hai . 
Prostitute- bhag kamine yaha se nahi chahiye Tera paise.
Main- plz mere liye le lo. Main us Prostitute ke hath me paise rakh diye.
Prostitute- sale Aisa karega to Jane nahi dogi.
Main- chalo ab main chalta hu. Sur thank you mood thoda thik lag raha hai.
Prostitute- chal tujhe bahar tak chod deti hu.
Main- ha. Hum dono bahar Gaye to wo aunty ne. Meri tarf dekha.
Aunty- bohat time laga Diya billo
Prostitute- mausi isse bohat time lagta hai Sala ka lund nahi auzar hai. Kamina hum jaise 2 ko ek saath shant Kara skta hai.
Aunty- thik hai par agali baar aaya to jada paise Lena.
Prostitute- ha mausi.
Hum dono saath me bahar aaye.
Main- meri chabi to do
Prostitute- are ha main to bhul he gayi thi. Usne mujhe keys di aur main bike par baith gaya.
Prostitute- yaad rakhna mujhe msg karna.
Main- ha yaad hai. Main yaha se nikal kar dekhta to abhi raat ke 8 baj rahe the. Fir sochya Ghar chale jata hu. Mummy ne kuch saman ke liye bola tha. Call karke dekh leta hu kya chahiye to.
Main- main Ghar aa raha hu tumhe kuch chahiye tha na.
Mummy- chahiye to nahi. Par thodi de baad Ghar aa skte ho. Meri friends aayi hai ghar par.
Main- subh se bahar hu. Ab bhi bahar he rahu.
Mummy- bas 1 ghanta fir Ghar aa jana.
Main- thik hai ab tum par hakk to raha hai mera. 
Mummy- aisa kyu bol rahe ho. 
Main- kuch nahi.
Mummy- ek kaam karoge. Plz
Main- ha bolo
Mummy- aate huye chocolate syrup lekar aana.
Main- kyu
Mummy- mujhe milk shake Pina hai meri bohat iccha hai.
Main- thik hai. main nikal kar ek shop me gaya aur chocolate syrup liya aur 1ghanta time pass karke ghar ke liye nikal gaya. Nike park ki to dekha. Ghar me bohat jada adhera tha. maine door knock Kiya to mummy ne door khola. Adhera itna tha ki mujhe kuch dikh he nahi Raha tha. Sirf payal aur chudiya ki aawaz aa rahi thi Chan Chan karke. Andhera me 
Main- kya hua. Lights band kyu hai.
Mummy- koi sawal mat karo aur direct apne room me chale jao. Aur meri tarf mat dekhna.
Main- kya hua wo bataogi
Mummy- viraj maine kya kaha koi sawal mat karo. Aur tumhare bed par tumhara dress rakha hai. Jaldi se pehen kar ready ho jao. 
Main- mujhe kuch dikh he nahi Raha hai.
Mummy- tumhe apni room nahi pata hai kya. Jao jaldi aur meri Kasam hai kuch nahi puchoge. Maine kuch puchha nahi aur apni room ki tarf Jane laga andhere me bhi kuch kuch dikh Raha tha. Jaise jamin par kuch saman rakha hai. Maine dhayan nahi diya aur chup chap apni room me chala gaya. Meri room me jate he mummy ne pichye se meri room ka door band kar diya. 
Mummy- tum ready ho jaoge tab mujhe aawaz Dena main door khol dugi.
Main- thik hai. Maine dekha bed par meri sherwani rakhi hai jo maine kisi cousin ki shaddi ke le rakhi thi. Dil me bohat sawal aa rahe the par mujhe dekhna tha ab mummy ne kya soch rakha tha. Main jaldi se wo shewani pehn liya aur ready ho gaya. 

Maine door knock kiya to mummy ne jaldi se door khola meri nazar mummy par jaise he padhi main shock ho gaya mummy fully indian bride ki tarh ready thi. 

Mera muh khula tha. Main sirf mummy ko dekh raha tha.
Mummy- aise kya dekh rahe ho baby.
Main- ye sab karna he tha to subh natak kyu kiya. Mummy mere pass ayi aur mere gal par kiss kiya.
Mummy- baby tumhari ye sab ki iccha thi. Aur mujhe tumhe surprise dena tha. Isliye mujhe natak karna padha. I m sorry baby. 
Main- I love you sona.
Mummy- dekho maine kya kya kiya hai.
Maine hall me dekha to aur bada shock laga. Sara ghar flower se saja tha. 





Jamin par hawan khud tha. Aisa lag raha tha kisine bohat mehen karke ye sab prepare kiya hai.
Main- baap re. itna sab kuch kiya.
Mummy- ha aaj humari shaddi hai to ye sab prepare to karna he padhega. 
Main- tumne kiya hai ye sab.
Mummy- nahi urban clap walo ne. maine kal he soch rakha tha. Par tumhare rahte huye ye sab possible nahi tha isliye tum se zhut bol kar tumhe bahar bhej diya tha.
Main- ab mujse control nahi ho raha hai ab main tumhe lip par kiss karke rahuga.
Mummy- aisa mat bolo. Mujhe se control nahi ho raha hai. Par itna control kiya hai sirf ab kuch der aur kar lo.
Main- are yaar. Thik hai. Chalo mere sath baitho. Hum dono hawan khund ke samne baith gaye. Mummy ne mobile youtube par mangla astak laga diye aur jaise jaise video me dikha rahe the hum kar rahe the. Fir hum khade huye aur hawan ke fere lagane lage. Fir maine mummy ko mangalsutra pehenya aur sindoor lagaya fir mummy ne mere pao padhe. Fir mummy ne mujhe unki room me bhej diya. Room me ja kar main aur shock go gaya. Pura room flower aur balloon se saja hua tha. Aur diwar par just married ke ballons lage the.

Mera to dekh kar he dil khush ho gaya. Main bed par baitha to side me table par condoms ke packets rakhe the.

Main sab dekh kar shock tha mummy ne itna sab plan karke rakhna tha. Fir kuch he min baad mummy dhud ka glass lekar mere pass aayi.

Main- mujhe iski zarurat nahi hai.
Mummy-(haste huye) mujhe pata hai. Par pee lo.
Main- mere saath piyo.
Mummy-(sharmate huye) aaj mujh par koi rahem nahi karoge na.
Main- tumhe kya lagta hai.
Mummy- (sharmate huye) nahi karoge.
Main- ye dhud ka glass side me rakho. Mujhe tumse baat karni hai.
Mummy- tension me dikh rahe ho. Kuch hua hai kya. aisa kyu bol rahe ho. 
Main- plz pehele mere pass to baitho
Mummy- nahi pehele btao. 
Main- Jo bhi boluga wo such he btayuga.
Mummy- ( gusse se) viraj sb mujhe tension ho rahi hai. Jaldi btao.
Main- thik hai. Subh jab tumne natak kiya tha to main ghumne ke liye bahar gaya tha. Fir Mera dimag kaam nahi kar Raha tha to main ek prostitute ke pass gaya tha. Ye sunte he mummy bohat gusse me aa gayi.
Mummy- kya bakwas kar rahe ho.
Main- sona pehele meri baat sunno.
Mummy- (gusse se ) bolo
Main- wo Prostitute ke sath room me gaya par tha ja kar mujhe tumhari bohat yaad aa rahi thi. Fir main kuch kiya bina bahar gaya. Tumhari Kasam maine uske saath kuch nahi Kiya hai
Mummy- (gusse se) main nahi manti tumne zarur kuch kiya hoga.
Main- sona ye socho maine bin kuch kiye tumhe sab kuch bta diya. Main chahta to tumhe ye baat bhi nahi btata tha.
Mummy- tum abhi bhi chut bol rahe ho.
Main- tumhari Kasam Li hai. Ruko main prof De skta hu.
Mummy- kaise.
Main- mera phone kaha hai.
Mummy- mujhe nahi pata. Main soni room me gaya. Sur mere mobile lekar aaya. Aur wo prostitute ko call kiya. Mummy mujhe he dekh rhi thi. 
Main- hello muskan kaha ho. Aur loudspeaker suru kar Diya mummy ko sunne Diya
Prostitute- are chikne main to wahi hu jaha tu chod kar gaya tha.
main- Aaj ke liye thank you bolne ke liye call Kiya hai. Mummy mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
Prostitute- koi baat nahi. Mujhe to laga tha tu mujhe call msg nahi karega. 
Main- wo baat nahi hai.
Prostitute- aur bta aa gayi kya meri yaad aa jayu kya tere pass
Main- are nahi tumne kaha tha na msg karna isliye direct call he kar diya.
Prostitute- accha. Bol agar chahta hai to main aa jati hu tere saath. Lene aa mujhe.
Main- are nahi nahi waisi baat nahi hai
Prostitute- fir kyu call Kiya hai.
Main- soch Raha tha aaj tumhare saath kuch kar lena chahiye tha.
Prostitute- maine to tujhe kitni baar bola mujhe chod le par tu maan he nahi Raha tha.
Main- agar main tumse pyar karta tha to shayad kar leta tha.
Prostitute- ye baat tab kyu nahi bola teri gf ban kar chudwa leti fir.
Main- nahi mujhe fir bhi nahi karna tha.
Prostitute- chal thik hai kabhi na kabhi to aayega mere pass
Main- dekhte hai. Mummy ab gusse se dekhne lagi
Prostitute- thik hai dekhte hai.
Main- chalo bye aur thank you. main mummy ko dekhne laga.
Mummy- tum aaj Prostitute ke pass gaye the to kuch kiya kyu nahi.
Main- yakin to hua na tumhe ki maine kuch nahi kiya.
Mummy- ha. Par ye mere sawal ka jawab nahi hai.
Main- kyuki main tumse bohat pyar karne laga hu.
Mummy- baby main bhi tumse bohat pyar karti hu. 
Main- aao mere pass ab to dur mat raho. Mummy mere pass aa kar let gayi. Maine pehele mummy ke forehead par kiss kiya to mummy mujse chipak gayi aur meri aakho me dekhne lagi. 
Main- bohat tadpaya hai sona tumne.
Mummy- tune bhi kuch kam nahi tadpya hai.  
Maine pehele mummy ke lips par ungaliya ghumayi aur mummy ke pyare ras bhare lips par apne lips rakh diye. Mummy bhi mera pura saath de rahi thi. Pure room me hum dono ke lips takrane ki aawaz aa rahi thi. Maine apni juban mummy ke muh me dal di aur mummy ki juban se khelne laga mummy bhi waisa he kar rahi thi. Mummy mere upar ke lips apne daato me pakad kar khichti aur main bhi apne daato me mummy ke lips pakadta.