Fantasy Kareena Kapoor ka vacation

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Subha hoti hai, aur kareena bistar se uth kar phaley bathroom mai jati hai aur fresh hoti hai. fresh hone ke baad kareena apne apko mirror ke samne khadi hokar apne jism ko dekhti hai aur phir eik long white color ka shirt pahanti hai. kareena ke dimag mai abhi bhi eik baat thi ke kya kaka ne kareena ko swimming karte dekha tha ke nahi.  woh shirt waisey saif ka hota hai. aaj uska maan kiya woh shirt pahane ka. waha kaka subha subha ghar agaye they, aur kitchen mai nashta bana rahey they. kareena fresh hokar kitchen mai ki taraf ati hai.

kareena: goodmorning kaka, kaise ho aap?
kaka: arey goodmorning beta, main acha hu, tumko ache se neend ayi thi?
kareena: ha mujhe achi neend ayi thi.
kaka: ha kaal bhot thaki thaki thi aur main bhi ghar jakar ache se sogaya tha. waisey yeh white color ka shirt bhot acha lag raha hai.
kareena: arey yeh shirt toh saif ka hai, mere pass zaida kapde nahi apko toh pata hana isliye ab jo mila pahan liya.
kaka: shirt acha lag raha hai tum par. waisey bhi canada mai log ghar mai asey hi kapde pahante takey aram aur achi neend aye isliye. main bhi ghar mai aram wale kapde pahan kar rakhta hu. achi baat hai. waisey tumko agar jana hai toh hum log shopping par jasakte hai.
kareena: waisey kuch kaam toh nahi aaj, hum log shopping par jasakte hai, uss din barish ki wajase shopping par nahi gaye they aur mujhe kapde lene hai. apko kuch kaam toh nahi ?
kaka: kaam toh bas ghar ki safai karni hai aur khana banana hai. phir hum log jasakte.
kareena: apko ghar jane mai late honga chaleyga?
kaka: arey beta, main toh yaha apka khayal rakhne ki aya hu, bas apki seva karna hai. mujhe late nahi honga, waisey bhi Saif sahab ghar par nahi toh mera faraz hai apka khayal rakhu.
kareena: chalo toh phir jaldi se kaam khatam karte phir shopping par jate.
kaka: thik hai, chalo ab nashta karlete.
kaka ki nazar toh kareena ki gori gori tango par thi. kareena kitchen mai chai bharne k liye kitchen mai jati hai.




kaka ki nazare kareena k tango par chipki hoyi thi. kareena iss baat se bekhbar thi kaka uske tango ko dekh rahey they. phir kareena chai lakar table par akar baith gayi kaka ke samne aur dono waha yaha ki baatien karne lagey.

kaka: waisey beta tumko kya kya shopping karna hai?
kareena: mujhe thode ghar ke kapde aur thode aur kuch kapde lene hai. baki toh jo jo samaj ayega woh shopping karugi.
kaka: acha, toh hum log bade wale shopping center mai jayege takey sab kapde aur dosra sab saman mil jaye. likin woh thoda dur hai chaleyga tumko beta?
kareena: mujhe toh koi problem nahi kaka, bas apko koi pareshani na ho.
kaka: arey main toh apka khayal rakhne hi aya hu. yeh toh mera faraz hai apka khayal rakhna aur apka haar kaam pura karne ka, warna saif sahab mujhe dant dege.
kareena: assa kuch nahi kaka, likin achi hai aap itna khayal rakhte ho. mujhe bhot acha lagta hai warna akele akele toh main bore hojati.
kaka: arey ismai konsi badi baat hai beta, main hona tum fikar mat karo. aaj moosum bhi bhot acha hai, aram se shopping karlege.
kareena: ha kaka, sachi aaj moosum acha hai, bas asey hi rahey pura din. waisey asey moosum mai swimming karne ka maza ata hai,
kaka: toh tum swimming kyu nahi karti? jab se ayi ho tumne swimming nahi ki.
kareena: ha kaka, swimming karne ka bhot dil hota hai likin moosum acha nahi hota, aur aaj hum log shopping par jarahey hai, waisey bhi akele akele kya swimming karu, saif hota toh maza ata. aur mere pass toh swimming karne ke kapde bhi nahi na.
kaka: acha toh yeh baat hai, swimming ke kapde bhi kharid lena shopping k time. waisey tumne sahi bola, akele akele insan bore hojata hai. chalo aaj shopping karlo phir moka mile swimming karlena.
kareena: ha woh toh dekha jayega agar time mile aur moka mile toh. chalo kaka aap jaldi se kaam khatam karlo phir hum chalte shopping par, main tab tak kapde taiyar karti hu.
kaka: thik hai beta, tum taiyar hojao tab tak mai ghar ka kaam khatam karta hu,

phir kareena waha se khadi hokar apne bedroom mai jati hai aur kaka kaam mai busy hojata hai. kareena kamre mai jakar souchti hai konse kapde pahan kar shopping par jaye. phir woh apna eik dress nikalti hai. aur wohi pahane ka souchti hai. phir woh nahane dhone chaley jati hai aur kaka apna kaam khatam karta hai. dophar ke 1 baje hote aur kaka ka kaam khatam hojata hai. phir kaka sofe par baith kar kareena ka wait karta hai. likin kareena ki koi awaz nahi thi. phir kaka kareena ke kamre k pass jakar knock karte aur awaz dete,

kaka: beta, chalo mera kaam khatam hogaya hai shopping par chalte ab. tum taiyar hotoh.
kareena: ha kaka main taiyar hu bas 2 min aap car mai baitho mai ati hu.
kaka: thik hai beta, main car start karte hu tum jaldi ajao warna ate ate late hojayega.
phir kaka car mai jakar baith kar bahir intazar karta hai aur kuch der mai kareena ati hai. aur kaka kareena ko dekh kar khush hojata hai.



kareena car ki taraf ati hai aur car ke ander baithne ke liye darwaza kholti hai.

kaka: agayi taiyar hokar itna time laga diya tumne.
kareena: kya karu kaka, ladkiyo ko taiyar hone time toh lagta hana.
kaka: chalo ab ander akar baith hi jao kiska intazar kar rahi ho.

kareena kuch souchti hai, shayad uski dress chotti hone ki wajase woh souch rahi thi ke kaise ander baithe, phir woh ulta ghum jati hai, jiski wajase kaka ke samne kareena ki badi gand ajati hai, kaka ke muh mai toh paani araha tha gand ko dekh kar. phir kareena ne apne dono hatho ko pichey gand ki taraf lakar jati hai aur apne kapdo ko sahi se pakad kar apni gand ki madad se car ke ander baithne jati hai, kyu ke kaka ki car chotti hoti hai aur asey karne ki wajase kareena ki gand aur pith ka thoda hissa kaka ke hatho ko lag gaya. kareena ko bhi kuch thoda mahsoos hua likin usko pata nahi chala kuch bhi.  kaka ka dil toh kiya ke pura hath hi gand ke uper rakh du likin woh assa kch karne ki himat nahi kar sakte they. kareena ander baith gayi aur apne dono pairo ko seedha karke achey se baith gayi.

kareena: sorry kaka late kardiya na thoda.
kaka: koi baat nahi, taiyar hone mai time toh lagta hi hana, aur tum itni achi lag rahi ho toh time toh lagna hi tha na.(haste haste)
kareena: aap hamashe mazak karte ho, itni bhi achi nahi lag rahi ho, yeh dress toh purana hai koi kapde mil nahi rahey they isliye yehi pahan liya. ab chaley shopping karne kaka, warna late hojayega.
kaka: ha chalo, tum aram se baith jao.

thodi der yaha waha ki baatien ki,

kareena: kaka apki ghadi kitni chotti hai, main pairo ko bhi sahi se nahi rakh sakti, aap badi ghadi kyu nahi lete?
kaka: arey, badi ghadi hai likin woh ghar par rakhi hai, aur hum ko ghadi ka kya kaam, hum toh ghar par hi rahte hamasha. kahi anna jana nahi hota.
kareena: woh baat bhi hai, likin mujhe chotti ghadi mai baithne mai pareshani hoti hai,
(kareena ka matlab pairo se nahi likin uski dress se tha jo usko  bar bar sahi karni padti hai)
kaka: tum aram se apne pairo ko uper karke baith jao, waisey bhi main aram se drive kar raha hu, tumko koi pareshani nahi hongi.
kareena: arey koi baat nahi kaka, aap aram se ghadi chalo. main adjust karlugi thodi der ki baat hai.

kareena bar bar apni dress ko sahi karte karte thak gayi thi isliye usney rahne diya, waisey bhi kaka usko chotte kapdo mai dekh chuke the isliye usko itni pareshani nahi thi, kareena ke maan mai bhi yehi baat thi. kuch der mai shopping mall agaya aur dono ghadi parking karke mall ke ander chaley gaye. mall k ander aaj bhot kum log they kyu ke aaj normal din tha, sab log kaam par the isliye mall mai rush nahi tha. aur mall bhot bada tha.

kareena: arey kaka, aaj mall khali khali hai, kyu
kaka: arey aaj tuesday hana aur sab ke kaam hote aur bacho ki college hoti hai toh rush nahi hota. acha hana hum aram se shopping kar sakte.
kareena: ha woh baat bhi sahi hai. chalo ab shopping shuru karte, apko koi kapde ya kuch kharidna ho toh mujhe bata dena, main apke liye kharid lougi. aap mera itna khayal rakhte ho toh mera bhi itna farak banta hana kaka.
kaka: thik hai, mujhe kuch chaiye honga tumko bata douga. chalo abhi tumhari shopping karte hai. phaley tum ghar k kuch kapde lelo. eik bada store hai yaha achey ghar k kapde milte hai.
kareena: acha chalo chalte,


phir kaka kareena ko eik bade kapdo k store mai lakar gaya, waha haar cheez k kapde the, achey achey kapde se lakar ghar k sare kapde, haar type k kapde milte the, ladkio aur ladko dono k kapde.

kareena: sach mai yeh toh bhot bada store hai, haar tarah k kapde hai yaha toh.
kaka: ha tum aram se dekho kapde koi jaldi nahi, pura store bhi khali hai.
kareena: ha thik hai.

phir kaka kareena ko lakar ladkio ke kapde ke area mai lakar jata hai, aur kareena aram aram se sare kapde dekhna shuru karti hai, kaka bhi kareena k sath sath hi chal raha tha aur kapde dekh raha tha, aur dono sath sath baatien bhi kar rahey they. kareena kuch ghar mai pahane k kapde dekh rahi thi aur woh badi badi lambi night dress dekh rahi thi jo full cover karti ho. kaka kuch bole nahi bas woh dekh rahey they.

kareena: mujhe kuch kapde achey toh lagey hai kaka, likin mujhe phaley iski size dekhni padegi main galt size ke kapde nahi lelo.
kaka: woh toh tum pahan kar dekh sakti ho, size check karlo, waha store mai pahan kar try karke dekh sakti ho, kuch trial rooms hai pichey waha log kapde try karte size check karne k liye, chalo tum kapde lelo aur try karlo.
kareena: ha main yeh eik dress leti hu, phir agar size achi hoyi toh kharid lougi ushi size k 2 se 3 kapde.

phir kareena woh kapde lakar trial room ki taraf jati hai, aur bhot badi jaga thi, kuch 10 trail rooms they aur sab k sab khali the, aur sare trial rooms k samne eik eik khursi rakhi thi agar kisi ko baith kar intazar karna ho toh usko k liye, waha eik Sales ladki thi jo logo ko ander jane deti thi.

sales girl: may i help you mam, (apki kya madam kar sakti ho madam)
kareena: yes i want to try this dress, (main yeh dress try karna chahahti hu)
sales girl: ok mam, u can follow me i will give u access to trial room and u can try dress. (thik hai madam, aap mere pichey ao, main apko trial room khol kar deti hu, aur aap try karlena kapde)
kareena: thank you,
sales girl: is this gentlmen with you? he can come and he can sit and wait on the chair infront of the trial room. ( yeh admi apke sath hai? yeh apke sath asakte hai aur  samne khursi par baith kar intazar kar sakte hai)
kareena: oh yes he is with me, (ha woh mere sath hai)
kareena: kaka aap sath ajao, trial room k samne khursi par baith kar intazar kar sakto ho yeh bol rahi hai.
kaka: acha, thik hai beta.

phir kaka aur kareena dono trial room k pass gaye woh ladki k sath aur woh ladki ne eik trail room khola jo thoda pichey ki taraf tha, aur trial room khol kar woh ladki chali gayi,

kareena: kaka aap waha khursi par baith jao aur yeh meri handbag (purse) apne pass rakho tab tak main yeh kapde try karke ati hu.
kaka: thik hai tum jakar ao main intazar karta hu.

phir kareena ander gayi aur kaka wohi b khursee par baith kar intazar karne lagey aur kuch der baad trial room ka darwaza khola, aur kareena trial room k ander hi khadi thi aur kaka k samne thi, khursee bilkul trial room k samne thi isliye kaka ko nazar araha tha ander jab darwaza khola toh,




kareena: yeh kaise kapde ghar par pahane k liye kaka?
kaka: kapde toh achey hai likin bhot bade nahi ghar ke liye, mera matlab ghar mai tumko garmi lagegi aur ghar par log sukun aur aram wale kapde pahante hai. jaise tumne aaj subha pahani thi, aur kaal bhi pahana tha nightgown. assa kuch kharido. yeh dress toh bhot lamba hai aur tum moti lag rahi ho issmai,
kareena: ha bada toh hai, aur main moti lag rahi ho toh bilkul bhi nahi lena yeh dress toh. chalo dosre kapde dekhti hu kaka.

phir kareena wapis kapde badal kar phirse dosre naye kapde dekhne chali gayi, aur eik aur dress usko pasand aya. woh lakar phirse woh log trial room mai gaye aur kareena ne phirse dosrs dress pahan kar try kiya, aur kaka wohi khursee par baith gaye intazar karne lage. kuch der mai darwaza khola, samne kareena khadi thi,



kareena: yeh kaisa lag raha hai ab? phaley se acha hana
kaka: ha yeh wala acha hai abhi thoda bada hi hai ghar par pahane k liye aur sone k liye. par tumko aram aur sukun mileyga toh acha.
kareena: ha mujhe acha laga yeh. dekho haar jaga se achi fitting arahi hai,

yeh bol kar kareena ghum kar dekhati hai.




kaka: bhot sundar lag raha pichey se bhi,
kareena ki phooli hoyi gand dekh kar kaka ki ankhe khol gayi aur gand ko gur gur kar dekhne lagey. aur kareena agey pichey ghum kar pura dress bata rahi thi. aur kaka ki nazare gand par hi tik gayi thi.
kareena: acha hana, asey hi 1 aur dress leti hu. takey ghar mai pahan sako.
kaka: thik hai jaise tumhari marzi. agar acha sukun wala dress hai toh acha hai.

phir kareena room band karke kapde badalne lagi aur phir bahir akar wapis kapde dekhne chali gayi,

kareena: eik aur assa hi dress mil jaye toh acha hai same size ka.
kaka: ha jo tumko pasand ho aram se dekho.
phir kareena kapde dekhne lagi aur usney eik aur dress leli. phir dono waha se woh dress kharid kar store se nikal gaye. aur ghumne lagey.
kareena: kaka aap bhi kuch kharidna aaj, thik hai, main akele akele shopping karo achi baat nahi.
kaka: thik hai main bhi kuch lelouga. fikar mat karo tum. abhi tum phaley apni shopping karlo.
phir woh log kareena k liye kuch aur kapde kharidte hai, phir woh log khana khane jate yahi mall k ander.
kareena: kaka mujhe aur kuch kapde lena hai mere liye, woh main khud hi lakar aogi. aap kuch apni shopping karlo tab tak aur yeh thode paise rakhlo.
kaka: arey hum sath sath jate na beta. main asey paise nahi rakh sakta. kahi tum agey pichey ghum hogayi toh main kaha miluga tumko. aur konse kapde lena mujhe batao main madad karoga tumko achey store mai lakar jata hai.
kareena: arey kaka assi koi baat nahi, woh bas mujhe kuch kapde lene hai apne liye.
kaka: samaj gaya, arey sharmao mat beta, tum toh meri beti jaisi ho, tumko shayad panty aur bra kharidna honga. ismai konsi badi baat hai, itni si baat k liye tum sharma rahi ho. yeh toh aaj kaal eik normal baat hai.
kareena: ha kaka pata hai, bas thodi sharam agayi mujhe.
kaka: chalo koi baat nahi, agar tumko akele jana hai toh jasakti ho likin main tumko acha wala store bata deta hu, takey tum kahi galat kharab store se kharidi na karlo. aur main bahir hi intazar karluga bas.

kareena souchti hai kaka kitne achey hai, mere bare mai kitna souchte hai aur main faltu mai innse itna sharma rahi ho, apne beti ki tarah rakhte mujhe.

kareena: arey assi koi baat nahi kaka, chalo aap mujhe store par lakar jao, waisey bhi apne sahi bola, main kahi ghum hogayi toh main kaha jaogi. isse acha hai aap mere sath hi chalo bas jaldi se shopping karlege.
kaka: ha isliye bol raha hu, itna bada mall hai kahi ghum hogayi toh, isse acha hai hum sath sath hi rahey aur shopping karey.

phir dono khana khatam karke seedha shopping karne nikal gaye, kaka kareena ko panty aur bra wale store k pass akar ata hai, woh bhot bada store tha.

kaka: yeh lo beta, yeh store sabse acha hai inn sab kapdo k liye, sab kuch mil jayega tumko yaha. chalo ander chalte.
kareeena: ha kafi bada store hai, bhot acha brand ka store lagta hai,

phir dono ander jate hai, ander zaida log nahi the, bas 2 se 3 log the, baki store khali tha. phir achanak eik sales ladki ati hai kareena k pass,

sales girl: hi mam, how can i help you? (apki koi madad kar sakti ho)
kareena: i want to buy some latest bra and panty (mujhe kuch nayi bra and panty leni hai)
sales girl: ok mam, we have really good selection here. what kind of bra and panty u looking for? ( ha madam, hamare pass bhot achey achey panty bra hai, apko konse tarah k bra panty chaiye?)
kareena: something latest fashion. (kuch nayi tarah ki chaiye)
sales girl: ok mam plz follow me here, and is your father with you? (thik hai madam, aap mere pichey ao, aur yeh apka baap hai?)
kareena: oh no, i mean yes he is my father, (nahi, matalb hai mera baap hai)
sales girl: okk so he can follow us too. (thik hai yeh bhi hamare sath asakte hai)

eik baat bata du, kaka ko bhi english ati hai bas woh paas khade hokar sunte jo jo baat hoti hai,

kareena: chalo kaka, uske pichey jana hai,
kaka: acha chalo, waisey aaj tumne usko bola k main tumhara baap hu, sun kar acha laga.
kareena: arey toh kya bolti kaka, hum log sath mai shopping kar rahey hai, waisey bhi aap baap saman hi hona.

phir woh ladki k pichey jate aur woh eik corner ki taraf lejakar table k paas khade hone ko bolti hai kareena ko, aur kaka bhi paas hi khade the.

sales girl: mam i need to take your measurement so i can show you right size bra and panty.(mujhe apke shareer ka naap lena padega takey main apko sahi size ki bra aur panty dikha sako)
kareena: but i know my measurements(likin mujhe mera measurement pata hai)
sales girl: everyone know measurement but its our store rule we need to take measurement before you buy something. also we have different sizes here. to get right size we need measurement.(sabko apne apne measurement pata hote likin yeh hamare store ka niyam hai k sabka measurement lete kuch bhi kharidne se phaley takey sahi size ka kapde ho)
kareena: ok fine you can take measurement.(thik hai lelo naap)
sales girl: ok mam, give me one minute i will bring measuring tap. (eik minute mai measure patti lakar ati hu)
kareena: inko toh mera naap chaiye
kaka: ha takey tum galat size ka kuch na kharidlo, lene do.

woh ladki ajati hai aur kareena ko seedha khade rahne ko bolti hai, likin kareena ko laga tha woh usko kahi ander lakar jayegi, likin woh yahi kaka k samne naap lene lagi, kareena sharam se laal horahi thi aur kaka yeh dekh sakta tha. woh naap le usse phaley kaka bol pada,


kaka: beta tum naap do main store k bahir khada hokar tumhara intazar karta hu. thik hai,

kareena ko yeh sun kar bhot acha laga k kaka uske barey mai kitna souchte hai aur woh sharam se laal thi isliye woh assa bol kar jane wale they, likin kareena ko ab kisi cheez se koi pareshani nahi thi isliye woh boli,

kareena: nahi kaka aap bas yahi eik taraf khade rahu, bahir mat jao, main thik hu.
kaka: pakka beta, agar tumko pareshani hai toh main bahir chala jata hu, warna yahi paas dosri taraf muh karke baith hota hu.
kareena: ha thik hai kaka, mujhe koi pareshani nahi, aap paas hi khade rahu bas.

kareena dekhti hai kaka dosri taraf muh karke khade hogaye toh kareena ko acha laga aur woh naap dene liye taiyar thi. naap toh woh kapdo k uper uper se lene wali thi toh koi badi baat nahi thi. phir woh ladki ne naap lena shuru kiya, kaka ko waisey sab kuch sunayi deraha tha woh paas hi the bas muh dosri taraf tha.

sales girl: mam you will want to buy bra and panty right?(apki bra aur panty hi kharidni hai)
kareena: yes maybe i will buy dress if i like any.(ha shayad koi dress bhi kharidlo aagar koi pasand aya toh)
sales girl: ok than i will take your boobs, waist and your hips ass measurements.( thik hai toh main apke mumme, kamar aur gand ka naap lougi )
kareena: ok sure,(thik hai)
sales girl: can you please lift your hand up so i can take your boobs measurement,(apna hath uper karogi takey apke mammo ka naap lesako)

kareena apne dono hatho ko uper karti hai aur woh hatho ko seedha uper karti hai, phir woh ladki mammo ka naap leti hai,

sales girl: your boobs size is 36 mam.(apke mammo ka size 36 hai)
kareena: yes i know but i wear 36B bra. (mujhe pata hai likin main 36B size pahanti hu)
sales girl: ok but i think it will tight for you, you should wear 36D or 38B size bra, (ha likin shayad woh apko tight honga,apko 36D ya 38B ki bra size pahani chaiye)
kareena: i like my bra little tight not loose (mujhe tight bra pahana pasand hai dhila nahi)
sales girl: ok your wish mam, now let me take your waist and your hips ass size (thik hai apki marzi, ab mujhe apke kamar ki aur gand ka naap lena hai)

phir woh kareena k kamar ka naap leti hai phir uski gand ka naap leti hai,

sales girl: so mam, your waist size is 28 and your hips ass size is 38. your ass are soft so you can wear little smaller size panty too (apke kamar ka naap 28 hai aur apki ganf 38 ki hai, likin apki gand thodi muhlayam hai isliye aap thodi chotti panty pahan sakti ho )
kareena: yes i wear smaller size panty i know my ass is soft (main chotti size ki panty panty hu, mujhe pata hai meri gand muhlayam hai)
sales girl: i will show you all the latest selection in your size come with me (main apko nayi tarah ki bra panty dikhati hu apki size ki mere sath ao)

kareena pichey mud kar dekhti hai kaka abhi bhi dosri taraf muh karke khade they,

kareena: chalo kaka, naap hogaya ab woh dikha rahi hai kapde.
kaka: chalo hogaya naap, achey se naap liya na ussne?
kareena: ha likin naap lena ka kya faida mujhe mera naap pata tha,
kaka: woh toh hai beta, yeh log toh apna kaam kar rahey hai bas.
sales girl: this is all your size bra and panty you can choose from here (yeh apki size ki sari bra aur panty hai ismai se pasand karlo koi bhi)
kareena: ok i will look ,you can go now (thik hai dekhlougi, aap jasakti ho ab)
sales girl: if u need anything you can ask me (kuch kaam ho toh mujhe batana)

phir woh waha se chali jati hai aur kareean kaka dono yahi khade the, kareena ko sharam arahi thi kaka sath mai the isliye, aur kaka ko pata thi yeh baat.

kaka: tum jaldi se jo jo pasand hai lelo, main paas hi khada hu.
kareena: thik hai kaka, aap pas hi rahna, main jaldi se pasand krti hu.
kaka dosri taraf dekhte hai aur kareena yeh dekh kar khush hojati hai aur uski jaan mai jaan ati hai aur woh souchti hai kaka kitne achey samajdar insan hai. aur woh jaldi se bra aur panty dekhna shuru karti hai. usko kch bra panty pasand ate aur woh leleti hai hatho mai,
kareena: kaka mainey pasand karliya hai, chalo ab payment kardete hai,
kaka: ha chalo,

woh log payment dene jarahey hote hai, phir kaka kareena k hatho mai bra aur panty dekhta tha.

kaka: arey wah beta, tumko navy blue color aur white color pasand hai lagta hai?(haste haste)
kareenasharmate hoye) ha navy blue color aur white color mera pasand wala color hai.
kaka: chalo aaj tumhara fav color bhi pata chal gaya mujhe, arey beta tum koi dress bhi lelo na, waha raat ko sone k waqt pahane wale nightdress bhi milte hai,
kareena: ha souch toh rahi thi lelo likin apko pareshani toh nahi hongi ya aap mere sath yaha iss store par bore horahey honge
kaka: arey assa kuch nahi, tum aram se shopping karlo, phir pata nahi kab anna honga shopping karne, tumko jo jo kharidna hai lelo aram se. main bore kyu honga tumhare sath.
kareena: shukriya kaka aap itna samajte hai. main jaldi se kuch kapde bhi dekhti hu,

phir dono usshi store par kuch kapde dekhane lagte hai, aur kareena nightdress khairdna chahahti thi. usko kuch dress pasand aye, likin woh bar bar kuch souch rahi thi, phaley uthati phir rakh deti, aur phir kuch der mai usne kuch dress pasand karliye aur payment dene k liye chaley.

kaka: achey se pasand kiye na kapde ?
kareena: ha jo jo pasand the liye,
kaka: toh itna souch souch kar kyu kapde dekh rahi thi tum?
kareena: woh bas asey hi kaka, kabhi kuch pasand ata tha kabhi kuch, isliye souch rahi thi konsa konsa lu.
kaka: acha yeh baat hai, chalo thik hai tumko achey lagne chaiye bas.
phir woh log payment karke bahir nikalte hai,
kareena: chalo kaka meri shopping hogayi ab apki shopping karte,
kaka: mere liye kya shopping karni hai beta, mere pass sab kuch phaley se hai,
kareena: assa nahi chaleyga kaka, mere liye aap itna itna karte ho, main apko kuch shopping  bhi nahi karwa sakti kya, chalo ab kuch mat bolo aap,

kareena kaka ka hath pakad kar unko agey lakar jati hai, kaka ko bhot acha laga kareena ne asey hath pakad kar chal rahi thi, asey hi dono ne eik dosre ka eik eik hath pakad rakha tha aur chal rahey they,

kareena: kaka admi logo ke kapde konse store se achey milte?
kaka: eik bada store hai, waha sab kuch milta hai, jo jo chaiye.
kareena: acha chalo waha chalte.

phir dono hath pakad kar uss store k waha chal diye, aur store k ander gaye,

kareena: bolo kaka apko kya chaiye, aaj apko main shopping karwaogi.
kaka: waisey toh sab kuch hai mere paas beta, kuch nahi chaiye,
kareena: aap asey nahi maanoge na, chalo main khud hi kuch pasand karti ho apke liye.

kareena kaka ka hath khich kar ander admio k kapde ke waha lakar jati hai,

kareena: batao kya acha lagta hai apko, eik kaam karte apke liye kuch ghar ki tshirt lete, ap jab bhi hamare ghar ate ho toh jeans aur shirt mai ate ho,
kaka: mere pass bhot tshirts hai ghar par,
kareena: ha toh kya hau, eik kaam karte, yeh nayi tshirt hamare ghar par rahne dena, jab jab aap ghar par kaam karne ao toh akar woh tshirt pahan kar kaaam karna aur apni shirt nikal dena, aur sath mai kuch touser bhi dekhte,
kaka: nahi beta itni takleef mat lo,
kareena: aap jo hamare liye takleef lete ho woh kum hai kya kaka, chalo apni tshirt ki aur touser ki size batao.
kaka: main Medium size ki tshirt aur small size touser pahanta hu,
kareena: small size ka touser pakka?
kaka: ha mujhe loose loose kapde pasand nahi, tight pahanta hu,
kareena: (khushi khushi) mujhe bhi loose kapde bilkul pasand nahi, chalo kuch tshirts dekhte aur touser.

phir kareena kuch tshirts aur touser pasand karti hai aur kaka ko batati hai,

kareena: kaise hai yeh sab?
kaka: tumne pasand kiya hai toh acha hi honga na beta, bas aur mat lo itne bhot hai,
kareena: thik hai chalo ab payment karte,
kaka: beta, mujhe eik aur cheez leni thi yaha se,
kareena: ha batao na kya lena tha,
kaka: chodo jane do beta, nahi lena.
kareena: batao na kaka, main apki beti hona toh batao.
kaka: mujhe swimming karne k kapde lene the, mera bhot dil karta hai swimming karne ko,
kareena: (haste haste) bas itni si baat, chalo apke liye swimming k kapde lete. swimming k waisey toh shorts hi ate hai, tshirt toh aap koi bhi pahan sakte ho, waisey admi log tshirt nahi pahante swimming karne k time, sirf swimming shorts pahante hai,
kaka: acha beta, mujhe toh kuch nahi pata swimming k barey, kabhi swimming nahi ki na.
kareena: chalo main hi pasand karti hu apke liye swimming shorts.

phir kareena kaka ko pakad kar swimming k kapdo k waha lakar jati hai,

kareena: acha batao apka fav color konsa hai?
kaka: mera bhi white color aur grey color.
kareena: (khushi khushi) acha hai,

phir kareena kuch shorts dekhti hai aur kuch pasand karti hai likin woh kuch souch rahi hoti hai,

kaka: kya souch rahi ho ?
kareena: souch rahi thi konsa size ka shorts lu apke liye, waisey toh small size mere khayal se chal jayega, apke itni body nahi hai.
kaka: mujhe toh size ka kuch pata nahi beta,
kareena: eik baat pouchu aap bhura toh nahi maanoge kaka?
kaka: bolona beta, main kyu bhura maanoga,
kareena: jane do apko acha nahi lageyga shayad.
kaka kareena ka hath pakad kar bolte,
kaka: bolo bhi beta, tumhari kasam main bhura nahi maanoga bas.
kareena: pakka na kaka.
kaka: ha pakka promise
kareena: toh aap batao aap konse size ka underwear pahante ho kaka?
kaka: (haste haste) bas itni si baat pouchni thi, tum bhi pagal ho beta, ismai kaise bhura maana, main small size ki pahanta hu underwear, kyu
kareena: hum log small size ka hi shorts lete toh sahi raheyga. kyu k shorts waisey bhi bade ate hai, woh toh bas kamar ki size k liye mainey poucha tha,
kaka: ha yeh toh underwear se kafi bade shorts hai, toh small hi lena acha raheyga. waisey bhi mujhe loose pasand nahi beta (haste haste)
kareena: thik hai chalo 2 small size k shorts lete hai, takey agar eik kharab ho toh dosrs istamal kar sako aap. waisey apne mujhe bataya nahi kabhi kaka apko itni dil karta hai swimming karne ka.(haste haste)
kaka: kya karo beta, daarta tha kaise batao.
kareena: humse kaisa daar, aap khudhi humko apne bachey mante ho aur assey darte ho kaka.
kaka: kya karu, aap log bade log hona isliye, aur Saif bete se darta tha isliye kabhi bola nahi, aaj himmat ayi toh bol diya.
kareena: acha hai apne bol diya, kyu k Saif kab ayega pata nahi, likin uske anne se phaley aap swimming kar sakte ho. darne ki koi zarurat nahi apko kaka, apke bachey jaise hai.
kaka: shukriya beta,
kareena: aap hamare liye itna karte ho, subha shaam itna kaam karte ho, main itna bhi nahi kar sakti apke liye kaka. chalo ab chalte payment karne.
kaka: thik hai chalo.

phir woh log payment karke store k bahir nikalte hai,

kareena: ab aur kuch chaiye apko kaka? daare bagar batao.(haste haste)
kaka: nahi nahi ab kuch nahi chaiye. ab ghar chalte, waisey bhi shaam hogayi hai,
kareena: ha kaka, ab ghar chalte warna apko bhi late hojayega.
kaka: late toh nahi honga, likin abhi jana acha hai warna andhre hojayega. driving bhi 1 gante ki hai.
kareena: ha wohi na, isliye chalte.

phir woh waha se bahir jane k liye chalte chalte uss gate par gaye jaha unho ne ghadi parking ki thi. gate k paas aye toh waha bhot log jama they,

kareena: yeh itne sare log gate par kyu hai kaka?
kaka: main dekhta hu, tum yahi par ruko,



kaka gate par jakar wapis kareena k paas ate aur batate hai,

kaka: arey beta, bahir toh toofani barish horahi hai, isliye koi bahir nahi jaraha hai,
kareena: arey baap re, ab kya kareyge hum?
kaka: kuch der intazar karte phir dekhte barish kum hojaye shayad.
kareena: ha kum hojaye barish toh acha hai warna hum log yahi phaas jayege.
kaka: kuch nahi honga, intazar karo aur dekhte,

phir woh log yahi gate k paas sab logo k sath intazar kar rahey they, jo jo log aas pas rahne wale they woh log ghar chaley gaye, aur jo log dur dur se aye they woh log nahi jarahey they, kaka ne waha kuch logo se baat ki aur pata chala k yeh barish puri raat hone wali hai aur sab rasto par pani bhar gaya hai.

kaka: beta yeh log bol rahey hai k barish puri raat hone wali hai, aur sare rasto par pani bhar gaya hai, jo dur dur k raste hai waha road bhi band hai,
kareena: ab kya kareyge kaka,
kaka: main bhi wohi souch raha hu beta, inn mai se kuch log toh paas hi eik sasta hotel hai waha jarahey hai, aur kuch log yahi mall mai hi sojayege.
kareena: toh hum log kya karey ab, hum log asey mall mai nahi rah sakte kaka,
kaka: agar tum bolo toh hum paas hi k saste hotel mai jasakte hai, warna koi aur rasta nahi abhi toh.
kareena: agar koi aur rasta nahi toh wohi sahi chalete hai hotel mai, barish ruk jayegi toh ghar nikal jayege.
kaka: barish puri raat hongi, kab rukeygi pata nahi, chalo toh hotel chalte. pass hi 2 min ki drive par hai,
kareena: likin aap eik bar hotel mai phone karke pouchlo kyu k agar sare log waha chaley gaye hai toh waha jaga hongi k nahi, pata chala waha gaye aur hotel mai koi kamra nahi.
kaka: ha yeh bhi acha idea hai, kyu k bhot sare log waha chaley gaye hai,

phir kaka hotel mai phone karke pouchte toh pata chala hotel mai koi kamre nahi hai.

kaka: hotel wale bole koi kamre nahi abhi toh. sab full hogaye hai.
kareena: mujhe pata hi tha, assa kuch honga. kyu k log phaley se chaley gaye honge, kyu k mainey phone mai dekha barish kuch 1 gante se horahi hai, toh kaise koi kamra honga.
kaka: ab kya karey,
kareena: main phone mai check karti hu agar koi aur hotel hai toh aas pas,
kaka: nahi honga koi bhi, warna yeh log yaha nahi hote,

kareena phone mai check karti hai k aas pas koi hotel hai k nahi, toh kareena ko kuch milta hai.

kareena: arey kaka, yeh dekho, mujhe ander bata raha hai k iss mall mai eik hotel hai.
kaka: arey beta, woh hotel bhot zaida mahanga hai, isliye waha koi nahi jata.
kareena: kitna mahanga honga, kuch zaida mahanga nahi honga, main dekhlougi woh sab, aap bas waha chalo,
kaka: arey beta, sachi bhot mahanga hotel hai,
kareena: main phone karke kamra book karwa deti hu, dekhte kitna mahanga hai,

kareena phone karti hai aur kamra book karwa deti,

kareena: kuch mahanga nahi tha, woh shayad inn logo k liye mahanga honga mere liye nahi, mujhe sukun chaiye, aur kitne bhi paise ho, mujhe koi farak nahi padta. aram zaruri hai.
kaka: waisey kitna ka kamra book karwaya?
kareena: 1 raat ka $300 hai,
kaka: itna mahanga,
kareena: mere liye kuch mahanga nahi kaka (haste haste)
kaka: (haste haste) main toh bhul hi gaya tum log bade log ho, chalo toh waha chalte hai.

kareena: koi bade log nahi, bas mujhe asey phaasna nahi mall k ander, sukun aram se rahna hai. uske liye kitne bhi paise ho mujhe farak nahi padta.
phir dono mall k ander se hi woh hotel mai jate, woh hotel mall walo ka hi tha isliye mahanga tha, phir kuch der chalne k baad hotel aya, bhot hi bada aur shandar gate tha hotel ka mall k ander se. phir woh log hotel k ander jate hai.