Fantasy Taarak Mehta ka Ooltah Chasma

[ThePrince]

Mohanlal- Dekhiya Daya bhabhi..Tension abhi to nhi hai lekin ho sakti hai Aapko...

Daya - kya matlab Mohanlal bhaai??

Mohanlal- dekho mai apko samjhata hun...Apko yaad ho to aapke bhaai Sundar ne hum society waalon se kuch paise liye the jise vo double krke Dene wala tha...and aaj uska time khatam ho chuka hai...lekin Sundar ka kuch ata pata nhi hai...

Daya- lekin Mohanlal bhaai...Sundar paise jald hi dega and vo bhi double karke...

Mohanlal- Dekhiye Daya bhabhi...Ap ke kehne par hum logo ne Sundar laal ko paise diye and ab agar paise nhi mil rhe hai wapis to ab Sundar ko mujse koi bacha nhi skta..mai abhi jakar uski security officer complaint karta hun and apne gundo se bolkar use dhundkar usse paise vasool krta hun...

Daya- Nahi mohanlal bhaai..Please aesa mat kijiye...Sundar aapke paise jaldi de dega..mai Sundar ki guarantee leti hun..

Mohanlal- Daya bhabhi...aapki guarantee pr hi Sundar ko paise diye the Maine..lekin ab dekho...uska kuch pata nhi hai...mai to ab apne tarike se paise vasool krunga Sundar se...

Daya- Mai aapke hath jodti hun mohanlal bhaai...please Maan jaiye...aesa mat kijiye...

Mohanlal- Dekhiye Daya bhabhi, apne guarantee di thi ki sundar humare paise double krke wapis karega lekin usne nhi kiye..chalo tik hai Mai use chord dunga lekin uske badle me muje kya milega??

Daya-  Mohanlal bhaai AP jo bolo mai to karne ko taiyar hun...mai khud apke paise chuka dungi ..lekin please Sundar ko kuch mat kijiye..

Mohanlal- are Daya bhabhi, mai aapse paise kaise le skta hun...Paise to Sundar hi chukayega...lekin agar aap chahti hai ki main aapke veera ko kuch nhi karun to apko muje apna kuch girwi rakhna hoga...

Daya- Kya matlab Mohanlal bhaai...mai kuch samjhi nhi ki muje apna kya girwi rakhna hoga??

Mohanlal- Dekhiye mai jyada ghuma phira kar baat nhi krunga..Agar aap chahti hai ki apna bhaai Sundar salamat rahe to apko mujse chudna hoga...jab bhi mai bolu...aapki choot mere pass girwi rakhni hogi..

Daya- Hey maaa! Matajiii! Mohanlal bhaai..aap ye kya bol rhe hai?? Mai ek Sharif shadishuda aurat hun..aap mujse aese baat nhi kr skte...hum ek hi society me rehte hai..mai chahu to abhi shor macha kar sbko ikkattha kar sakti hun and apki kartoot sbko bta skti hun...isliye behtar yhi hoga ki aap yahan se isi waqt nikal jaaye...

Mohanlal- thik h Daya bhabhi..jaisa aap bolo...mai to yahan aapke veera ko ek mauka Dene aya tha aapke bahane se...lekin kya karein..aapne Mera offer reject Diya...Ab aapke veera ko koi nhi bacha skta..

Itna bolkar Mohanlal apna phone nikaalta hai and ek call karta hai..

Mohanlal(phone speaker pr rakhkar ) - haan hello, suno...Us Sundar ka pata lagao kahan hai..usne mera paiso ka kuch lafda Kiya hai...Jahan mil Jaye uski ache se khatir daari Karo and mai uske upar kuch jhute cases bhi dalwa deta hun security officer se baat krke...usko ache se pelo..Sala Ahemdabad me hi hoga...apne contacts se baat kro..

Person on call- aap chinta mat kijiye bhaai...hum us Sundar ki maa- behan chod denge..saale ko ache se kharcha paani denge...aap befikar Rahiye...

Ab mohanlal phone cut kr deta hai..
Mohanlal- tik hai Daya bhabhi ab mai chalta hun...aapke hath me apke Bhai ki kismat thi lekin ab kya kar skte hai..

Daya jo ki phone pr hui baaton ko sunkar ek dum dar gyi thi...vo soch me thi ki uske paas uske bhaai ko bachane ka mauka tha and usne gawa diya...vaise bhi ye uski galti thi kyonki uski guarantee par hi sabne Sundar ko paise diye the...daya sochti hai ki agr mohanlal ki baat man lene se Sundar bach skta hai to use aesa karna chahiye...Daya ( man me)- vaise bhi jab bapuji bhi muje chod chuke hai to mai ab kahin se bhi pativrata to rhi nhi hun...to ab muje agr mauka mil rha hai apne veera ko bachane ka to muje us mauke ka fayda uthana chahiye...

Yhi sab sochte hue Daya bolti hai- Rukiye Mohanlal bhaai...mai aapki baat maanne ko taiyaar hun..lekin vaada kijiye aap mere veera ko kuch nhi karoge and is baat ke kisi ko pata nhi chalega...Vada kijiye...

Mohanlal itna sunkar ruk jata hai and teji se Daya ki taraf aakar jaanwaron ki tarah us par Toot padta hai and kehta hai- haan haan..Daya bhabhi chinta mat kijiye...is baare me kisi ko pata nhi chalega and aapka veera nhi safe rakhega...

Itna bolkar ab mohanlal ek bhuke sher ki tarah Daya ke honto par apne honth rakh deta hai and use chumna suru kr deta hai..