Adultery Saali Aadhi Gharwali

[Mr. Xossipian]

Vaise toh Atinderpal Singh ji ke liye unke sabhi Daamad brabar the par kyunki unka ek Daamad air India mein pilot tha aur doosra NRI tha toh wo dono apne sasural mein kam hi aa pate the par unka teesra Daamad Zorawar Singh kyunki Shri Muktsar Sahib mein bank manager tha aur Atinderpal Singh ji ke sabhi sarkari aur khetibadi ke kaamo mein hath batata tha isliye wo Atinderpal Singh ji ke baaki dono daamadon se thoda zyada kareeb tha. Wo kayi baar akele hi shaam ko akele apne sasural aa jaaya karta tha. Kayi baar toh wo poora weekend apne sasural mein bitaya karta tha. Khaas taur par sardiyon mein wo zyada aata tha.

Aaj bhi sardiyon ka hi ek din tha. Aaj bhi Zorawar Singh apne sasural aaya hua tha. Shaam ko wo apne bank se seedha apne sasural hi aa gaya tha. Sab log usey dekhkar bahut khush the. Sabne uska bahut achchha sawagat kiya. Ghar par Sardar Atinderpal Singh ji unki dharam patni Sardarni Surjit Kaur aur unki sabse chhoti beti Ramneet Kaur Urf Raman hi the. Jagga apne nanehaal gaya hua tha. Raat ko khana khane ke baad Zorawar har baar ki tarah chhat par bane hue kamre mein sone chala gaya. Zorawar jab bhi apne sasural aata tha usi kamre mein raat bitaya karta tha. Aaj bhi Zorawar usi kamre mein hi sone gaya tha. 

Samay raat ke 9 baj rahe the. Sab log so gaye the poore gaon mein ek dum sunnata tha. Andhere aur kohre ki ghani chadar ne poore gaon ko apni aaghosh mein sama rakha tha. Charo taraf ghanghor andhera tha. Kuchh bhi dikhai nahi de raha tha. 

Sirf Zorawar ke kamre ki light chal rahi thi aur andar Zorawar razai mein baitha apne mobile par candy crush game khel raha tha. 100th level paar karke jab Zorawar ne deewar par lagi ghadi ki taraf dekha toh wo hairan reh gaya. Usne hairani se kaha,

Zorawar - Arrey baap re 9 baj gaye! Khel khel mein time ka pata hi nahi chala. Ye abhi tak aayi nahi. Phone par toh bol rahi thi ke Mommy Papa ke sote hi aa jaaungi. Budha Budhi Abhi Soye Nahi Kya! Kahin ye khud toh nahi so gayi! Message karke dekhta hoon.

(Kyunki main ye Kahani Hindi forum mein likh raha hoon isliye main Kahani Ke sabhi dialogues Hindi mein hi likhunga)

Zorawar ne apne mobile par WhatsApp khola aur “Saali Sahiba” naam ke ek number par ek message likh kar bheja. Us message mein usne likha tha ke,

“Kya hua meri Jaan tu aayi kyun nahi? Kahin so toh nahi gayi?”

Message neeche apne room mein bed par leti hui Atinderpal Singh ji ki sabse chhoti beti Ramneet Kaur Urf Raman ke mobile par recieve hua. Ramneet tab apne mobile par kaano mein headphones laga kar movie dekh rahi thi. Jaise hi Ramneet ke mobile par message receive hua usne turant hi apna WhatsApp khola aur check Kiya. Message Ramneet ke mobile par “Jeeja Ji” naam ke number se receive hua tha. Ramneet ne message padha aur muskurane lagi. 

(Aaiye pehle main aapki Ramneet ki introduction bata doon)

(Ramneet Kaur Urf Raman Atinderpal Singh ji ki sabse chhoti beti thi. Uski Umar 20 saal, rang gora, gole bhola bhala maasum chehra, moti moti kaali gehri aankhein, teekha naak, surkh gulabi hont, surahi jaisi gardan, 5'7" height, 32B-24-34 figure aur lambe kaale baal. Dekhne mein ekdum kaatil hasina lagti thi. Apni teeno badi behno se kayi guna khubsurat thi. Baaki maine photo upload kiya hai aap ussey andaza laga sakte hain ke Ramneet kaisi dikhti hogi.)

(Khair ab hum kahani ki taraf badhte hain)

Toh Ramneet ne message padha aur muskurane lagi. Usne jawaab mein likha,

Ramneet - Nahi Janaab abhi kahaan movie dekh rahi thi

Zorawar Singh urf Zora ki taraf se jawaab aaya,

(Yahaan se main dono leading characters ke pet names use karunga Zorawar Singh ka Zora Aur Ramneet Kaur ka Raman)

Zora - Kaunsi Movie?

Ramneet Kaur Urf Raman ne message padha aur jawaab mein likha,

Raman - Mel Karade Rabba.

Zora - Waah.... Bahut Badhiya Kitni reh gayi?

Raman - Abhi Intervel hua hai.

Zora - Chalo baaki kal dekh lena abhi tum upar aao jo film mere saath shuru ki hai pehle usey poora karo. Mera hero (Lund) apni heroine (choot) se milna keliye tadap raha hai.

Raman us message ko padhkar samajh gayi ke Zora kis hero heroine ki baat kar raha hai. Veh sharma gayi aur usne koi reply nahi kiya. Jab kuchh der tak koi reply nahi aaya toh Zorey ne likha,

Zora - Yaar ab aa bhi jaa ya fir apne is dilfek aashiq ko is kapkapati thand mein jaan se marne ka irada hai? 

Raman ne message padha aur uski hasi nikal gayi. Usne jawaab mein likha,

Raman - Kyun aapke paas razai nahi hai?

Zora - Akeli razai kya karegi koi razai garam karne wali bhi chahiye. 

Is message ko padhkar Raman ka chehra sharam se laal ho gaya. Usne jawaab mein likha,

Raman - Na baba na main nahi aane wali. Aap mujhe tang karoge.

Zorey ne jawaab mein likha,

Zora - Kyun tumne toh kaha tha ki jo marzi kar lena. Pehle bula liya ab mukar rahi ho!

Raman - Kyun agar main na bulati toh kya aap nahi aatey?

Zora - Fir main bhala kyun aata? Bina bulaye hum kahin nahi jaate aakhir hamari bhi toh koi izzat hai. 

Raman - Matlab aap kehna chahte hain ke hamari koi izzat nahi hai?

Zora - Maine aisa toh nahi kaha. 

Raman - Toh phir aapke kehne ka kya matlab tha? 

Zora - Arrey mere kehne ka matalab tha ki bina vajah main kyun aaunga! Tumne vajah di toh main aa gaya. 

Raman - Matlab aur koi vajah nahi thi?

Zora - Bhala aur kya vajah ho sakti hai?

Raman - Matlab aap mujhe milna nahi chahte the?

Zora - Yaar aisi baat nahi hai main milna chahta tha par maine abhi plan nahi kiya tha. Maine last weekend ka plan kiya tha. Par tumne aaj bula liya toh main chala aaya. 

Raman - Haan toh mujhe kal ki chhutti thi isliye maine aaj bulaya. 

Zora - Haan toh main aa gaya na! 

Raman - Haan toh main bhi aa gayi na!

Zora ye padhkar bahut hairan hua usne hairani se likha,

Zora - Kya! 

Raman - Haan main aa gayi hoon darwaze par khadi hoon par aap ho ke darwaza khola hi nahi rahe theek hai agar aapko nahi milna toh main vapis chali jaati hoon.

Zorey ne ekaek jawaab mein likha,

Zora - Nahi nahi ruko main abhi darwaza kholta hoon.

Aur usne uthkar darwaza khola. Raman darwaze par khadi thi. Usne pink colour ka night suit pehna tha aur upar se laal rang ke shawl le rakha tha. Zora usey dekhkar bhauchakka reh gaya. Usey kuchh sujh nahi raha tha ki wo kya karey. Usne ekaek Ramneet ka haath pakda aur kamre mein kheech liya. Ramneet ke andar aate hi usne darvaza andar se lock kar liya aur mudkar Ramneet ko dekhne laga.

Ramneet bas khadi muskura rahi thi. Zorey ne uska kaan kheenchte huye aur usey daant tey huye kaha,

Zora - Shaitan Chuhia tu sudhregi nahi. Aane mein itni der kyun kardi?

Ramneet ne apna kaan chhudwate huye kaha,

Raman - Aaaaaiiiii.... Andhera pata hai kitna tha! Upar se chhat par aana tha toh seedhiyon se aate aate der ho gayi. 

Zora - Tune bataya kyun nahi? 

Raman - Maine socha surprise dungi ab toh mera kaan chhod do.

Zorey ne Ramneet ka kaan chhhodte huye kaha,

Zora - Bahut Shaitan hoti ja rahi hai tu din b din.

Aur Raman ko gale se laga liya.