23-10-2023, 09:09 PM
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Fir Subah Arti didi ne Mujhe Uthaya
Didi- Zeba betu utho.
Main- (Alsate hue) Sone do na didi raat der tak padhai ki thi.
Didi- Haan to maine bhi padha tha saath me. Nautanki nahi utho.
Main- OK uth rahi hoon.
Main uth kar baith gayi, Abhi baithi hi thi ki
Main- OH shit.
Didi- kya hua betu.
Main- Didi is getup ke liye sab ko kya kahenge.
Didi- Haan baat to sahi hai.
Kuchh der sochne ke baad.
Didi- Idea....
Main- Kya???
Didi- wo ye ki Ham ye bol denge ki tumhara restling competition hai. Jisme long hair se problem hogi.
Main-wow didi kya idea hai. Par dress ka kya karenge.
Didi- Ab ye tum soncho. Kyunki ye sab Tumhara our KD ka kiya dhara hai.
Main- Didi Please. Sorry na.
Didi- OK, OK. Restling ka hi bol dena. Baise bhi sabko pata hai ki tum marselart janti ho our restling karne ki ichchha hai tumhari. OK
Main- Nice didi. Achchha Idea hai.
Fir ham breakfast karke college ke liye nikal gaye. College pahunch kar main KD ko dhoondne lagi ki KD samne se aa gaye our aa ker didi ke pair chhuye our mere gale lag gaye wo bhi didi ke samne to didi boli.
Didi- Oh Laila Majnu control Karo. Main bhi yahin hoon.
Ham dono ek dum se apag ho gaye.
Main- Sorry didi.
Didi- KD mujhe tujhse kuchh baat karni hai duty time par wait karna OK
KD- ji didi.
Fir KD mujhse bole
KD- Zeba chalo kuchh kaam hai tumse.
Main-(Sharma kar) K...Kya b..baat karni hai?
KD-(mujhe ghoor kar) Karni hai chalo.
Main- OK. Didi ham aate hain.
Didi- Class shuru hone baali hai our tum log.
KD- didi please.
Didi- theek hai jaldi aana.
Fir ham college se nikal kar bahar aa gaye.
Main- KD ham Kahan ja rahe hai.
KD- shart yaad hai naa meri Aaj bhi kuchh kaam karvana hai.
Main- ji yaad hai.
KD- to fir chalo.
Ham tattoo centre pahunch gaye the. Ye dekh kar
Main- KD yahan kyun aaye hain. Ye to tattoo centre hai.
KD- Haan yahan kuchh kaam karvana hai.
Ham baat karte hue ander pahunch gaye to KD ne receptionist se bola
KD- Mam meri girlfriend ko tattoo banvana hai.
Receptionist- Ji welcome sir, welcome mam. Aap bilkul sahi jagah aaye hain. Bataiye kis type ka tattoo banvana hai.
KD- (Meri brest ki taraf isara karte hue iske beech me design banvana hai our neeche ki side wahan par butterfly ka tattoo banvana hai.
Receptionist- (Mushkura kar) nice choice sir.
KD- our haan piercing bhi karvani hai. Nevel piercing, Nose piercing our
Main- (beech me hi) KD nose par to hai.
KD- Haan par center piercing karvani hai. Ye vali hata denge ham.
Fir receptionist se bole
KD- our haan mam ear piercing bhi karni full ear.
Receptionist- OK sir ho jayega aayiye. Aayiye mam andar room me chaliye.
Fir ham log ander room me gaye.
Receptionist- Mam aap apni dress utar kar yahan par let jaiye.
Main kuchh bol nahi sakti thi isliye main chupchap dress utar kar leg gayi table par. Fir tattoo artist aayi our use receptionist ne sab bataya. Tattoo artist ne glubes pahne our apna kaam shuru kar diya. Pahle usne tattoo banaye fir piercing karne ke liye set kar rahi thi ki KD bole
KD- Mam ek tattoo our bana dijiye
Artist- Pahle batana chahiye tha aapne. Par khair bataiye kahan banvana hai.
KD- back par niche design banani hai.
Artist- OK.
Fir vo artist meri back par bhi tattoo banane lagi. Par mujhe pata nahin tha ki kis type ka tattoo banvana chahte hai KD. Kyunki unhone dheeme se baat Kari thi us tattoo artist se.
Vo bala tattoo banane ke baad usne piercing bhi ki. uske baad hamne payment ki our bahar aa gaye. jab ham gadi me baithe tab maine time dekha to 2 baj rahe the. Ham subah 8 baje College se nikle the our ab 2 baj gaye the. Main dar rahi thi ki didi kya kahengi our 3 baje se duty time suru ho jayega. Jis baat ka shayad KD ko bhi pata chal gaya to
KD- Don't worry ham 2.30 tak pahunch jayenge college. our didi se baat main kar lunga. don't worry.
Main- ji behtar.
Ham 2.30 tak college pahunch gaye our seedhe canteen me gaye kyunki didi bahin par hongi lanch time ho gaya tha isliye. our didi baha par hi milin. Didi hame dekh kar gussa to huin par sabke saamne kuchh nahi kaha to ham bhi chup chap baith gaye our lunch karne lage to KD ne dheere se bola
KD- Didi sorry kaam bahut tha isliye der ho gayi.
Main- Sorry didi. please aap gussa mat Karo.
Didi- baad me baat karte hain. Abhi lunch Karo.
To ham dono me se kisi ne kuchh nahi kaha our lunch finish karne lage.lunch karne ke baad ham canteen se bahar aaye to didi boli.
Didi- mere sath aao dono.
Ham dono peeche peeche chale gaye our gadi ke paas pahunche to
Didi- baitho gadi me
Ham sab gadi me baith gaye our didi ne gad aage badha di. Kuchh der baad didi ne gadi roki to maine nazar utha kar bahar dekha to ham ek park ke samne the to didi ne hame utarne ke liye kaha to ham bahar nikal kar park me chal diye to andar pahunchne ke baad didi bolin.
Didi- yahan hamare alawa koi nahi hai, hame baat karne me asaani hogi.
KD our Main (ek sath)- ji didi.
Didi- to shuru karo bolna dono. KD tum bolo
Main- didi wo baat aisi hai ki
Didi- Tum KD ho.
Main- Nahi.
Didi- to chup ek dumm.
KD- wo mujhe kaam tha kuchh
Didi- Haan wahi poochh rahi hoon kya kaam tha. Kya kiya iske sath tumne.
KD- wo mujhe aise hi pasand hai to karva diya
Didi-wo nahi puchh rahi hoon aaj kya kiya hai iske saath. Bolo jaldi
KD- wo didi wo
Didi- wo wo mat kar seedhe seedhe bol
Didi ki daant sunkar KD ne jaldi se mera top upar kar diya. KD ki is harkat se ham shock ho gaye.
Didi- ye kya kar rahaaa hai
Didi bolte bolte ruk gayin. our mere tattoo dekhne lagin. fir kuchh der baad.
Didi- ye kya kiya tune. Kal bhi tune ye chutiyapa kiya tha iske sath. Ye hair cutt, ye mehndi design, ye behuda dresses our aaj ye tattoo our ye piercing. Chahta kya hai tu. Kitni khubsurat lagti thi ye our ab. bolte bhi Sharm aa rahi hai.
Main- Didi
Didi- tu chup, bahut favour karti hai tu iska. Jab dekho KD, KD karti rahti hai.
KD- Mujhe ye pasand hai. Maine koi zabardasti nahi ki hai sab iski concernt se hua hai. Iss bare me ise sab malum tha sab iski jankari me hua hai.
Main- KD, didi hain. Aise baat mat kariye.
Didi- Main kuchh nahi kahungi aaj ke baad tum dono Jo chaho karo. Lekin KD ek baat kaan khol kar sun le agar isko kuchh hua to main tujhe kabhi bhi maaf nahin karungi. Samjha
Ye bol didi chup chap chali gayin our driving sheet par baith gayin.
Didi- chalo aa jao.
Ham dono chup chap jale gadi me baith gaye our chal pade hostel ki taraf.
Didi- Zeba betu utho.
Main- (Alsate hue) Sone do na didi raat der tak padhai ki thi.
Didi- Haan to maine bhi padha tha saath me. Nautanki nahi utho.
Main- OK uth rahi hoon.
Main uth kar baith gayi, Abhi baithi hi thi ki
Main- OH shit.
Didi- kya hua betu.
Main- Didi is getup ke liye sab ko kya kahenge.
Didi- Haan baat to sahi hai.
Kuchh der sochne ke baad.
Didi- Idea....
Main- Kya???
Didi- wo ye ki Ham ye bol denge ki tumhara restling competition hai. Jisme long hair se problem hogi.
Main-wow didi kya idea hai. Par dress ka kya karenge.
Didi- Ab ye tum soncho. Kyunki ye sab Tumhara our KD ka kiya dhara hai.
Main- Didi Please. Sorry na.
Didi- OK, OK. Restling ka hi bol dena. Baise bhi sabko pata hai ki tum marselart janti ho our restling karne ki ichchha hai tumhari. OK
Main- Nice didi. Achchha Idea hai.
Fir ham breakfast karke college ke liye nikal gaye. College pahunch kar main KD ko dhoondne lagi ki KD samne se aa gaye our aa ker didi ke pair chhuye our mere gale lag gaye wo bhi didi ke samne to didi boli.
Didi- Oh Laila Majnu control Karo. Main bhi yahin hoon.
Ham dono ek dum se apag ho gaye.
Main- Sorry didi.
Didi- KD mujhe tujhse kuchh baat karni hai duty time par wait karna OK
KD- ji didi.
Fir KD mujhse bole
KD- Zeba chalo kuchh kaam hai tumse.
Main-(Sharma kar) K...Kya b..baat karni hai?
KD-(mujhe ghoor kar) Karni hai chalo.
Main- OK. Didi ham aate hain.
Didi- Class shuru hone baali hai our tum log.
KD- didi please.
Didi- theek hai jaldi aana.
Fir ham college se nikal kar bahar aa gaye.
Main- KD ham Kahan ja rahe hai.
KD- shart yaad hai naa meri Aaj bhi kuchh kaam karvana hai.
Main- ji yaad hai.
KD- to fir chalo.
Ham tattoo centre pahunch gaye the. Ye dekh kar
Main- KD yahan kyun aaye hain. Ye to tattoo centre hai.
KD- Haan yahan kuchh kaam karvana hai.
Ham baat karte hue ander pahunch gaye to KD ne receptionist se bola
KD- Mam meri girlfriend ko tattoo banvana hai.
Receptionist- Ji welcome sir, welcome mam. Aap bilkul sahi jagah aaye hain. Bataiye kis type ka tattoo banvana hai.
KD- (Meri brest ki taraf isara karte hue iske beech me design banvana hai our neeche ki side wahan par butterfly ka tattoo banvana hai.
Receptionist- (Mushkura kar) nice choice sir.
KD- our haan piercing bhi karvani hai. Nevel piercing, Nose piercing our
Main- (beech me hi) KD nose par to hai.
KD- Haan par center piercing karvani hai. Ye vali hata denge ham.
Fir receptionist se bole
KD- our haan mam ear piercing bhi karni full ear.
Receptionist- OK sir ho jayega aayiye. Aayiye mam andar room me chaliye.
Fir ham log ander room me gaye.
Receptionist- Mam aap apni dress utar kar yahan par let jaiye.
Main kuchh bol nahi sakti thi isliye main chupchap dress utar kar leg gayi table par. Fir tattoo artist aayi our use receptionist ne sab bataya. Tattoo artist ne glubes pahne our apna kaam shuru kar diya. Pahle usne tattoo banaye fir piercing karne ke liye set kar rahi thi ki KD bole
KD- Mam ek tattoo our bana dijiye
Artist- Pahle batana chahiye tha aapne. Par khair bataiye kahan banvana hai.
KD- back par niche design banani hai.
Artist- OK.
Fir vo artist meri back par bhi tattoo banane lagi. Par mujhe pata nahin tha ki kis type ka tattoo banvana chahte hai KD. Kyunki unhone dheeme se baat Kari thi us tattoo artist se.
Vo bala tattoo banane ke baad usne piercing bhi ki. uske baad hamne payment ki our bahar aa gaye. jab ham gadi me baithe tab maine time dekha to 2 baj rahe the. Ham subah 8 baje College se nikle the our ab 2 baj gaye the. Main dar rahi thi ki didi kya kahengi our 3 baje se duty time suru ho jayega. Jis baat ka shayad KD ko bhi pata chal gaya to
KD- Don't worry ham 2.30 tak pahunch jayenge college. our didi se baat main kar lunga. don't worry.
Main- ji behtar.
Ham 2.30 tak college pahunch gaye our seedhe canteen me gaye kyunki didi bahin par hongi lanch time ho gaya tha isliye. our didi baha par hi milin. Didi hame dekh kar gussa to huin par sabke saamne kuchh nahi kaha to ham bhi chup chap baith gaye our lunch karne lage to KD ne dheere se bola
KD- Didi sorry kaam bahut tha isliye der ho gayi.
Main- Sorry didi. please aap gussa mat Karo.
Didi- baad me baat karte hain. Abhi lunch Karo.
To ham dono me se kisi ne kuchh nahi kaha our lunch finish karne lage.lunch karne ke baad ham canteen se bahar aaye to didi boli.
Didi- mere sath aao dono.
Ham dono peeche peeche chale gaye our gadi ke paas pahunche to
Didi- baitho gadi me
Ham sab gadi me baith gaye our didi ne gad aage badha di. Kuchh der baad didi ne gadi roki to maine nazar utha kar bahar dekha to ham ek park ke samne the to didi ne hame utarne ke liye kaha to ham bahar nikal kar park me chal diye to andar pahunchne ke baad didi bolin.
Didi- yahan hamare alawa koi nahi hai, hame baat karne me asaani hogi.
KD our Main (ek sath)- ji didi.
Didi- to shuru karo bolna dono. KD tum bolo
Main- didi wo baat aisi hai ki
Didi- Tum KD ho.
Main- Nahi.
Didi- to chup ek dumm.
KD- wo mujhe kaam tha kuchh
Didi- Haan wahi poochh rahi hoon kya kaam tha. Kya kiya iske sath tumne.
KD- wo mujhe aise hi pasand hai to karva diya
Didi-wo nahi puchh rahi hoon aaj kya kiya hai iske saath. Bolo jaldi
KD- wo didi wo
Didi- wo wo mat kar seedhe seedhe bol
Didi ki daant sunkar KD ne jaldi se mera top upar kar diya. KD ki is harkat se ham shock ho gaye.
Didi- ye kya kar rahaaa hai
Didi bolte bolte ruk gayin. our mere tattoo dekhne lagin. fir kuchh der baad.
Didi- ye kya kiya tune. Kal bhi tune ye chutiyapa kiya tha iske sath. Ye hair cutt, ye mehndi design, ye behuda dresses our aaj ye tattoo our ye piercing. Chahta kya hai tu. Kitni khubsurat lagti thi ye our ab. bolte bhi Sharm aa rahi hai.
Main- Didi
Didi- tu chup, bahut favour karti hai tu iska. Jab dekho KD, KD karti rahti hai.
KD- Mujhe ye pasand hai. Maine koi zabardasti nahi ki hai sab iski concernt se hua hai. Iss bare me ise sab malum tha sab iski jankari me hua hai.
Main- KD, didi hain. Aise baat mat kariye.
Didi- Main kuchh nahi kahungi aaj ke baad tum dono Jo chaho karo. Lekin KD ek baat kaan khol kar sun le agar isko kuchh hua to main tujhe kabhi bhi maaf nahin karungi. Samjha
Ye bol didi chup chap chali gayin our driving sheet par baith gayin.
Didi- chalo aa jao.
Ham dono chup chap jale gadi me baith gaye our chal pade hostel ki taraf.
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