Ammi Ka Pati Mummy Ka Sohar

[Ayush67]

.
Main- aap kaha Gaye the 
Mummy- kuch nahi wo sabji lene gayi thi.
Munmy- to sabji kaha hai. Hadbada kar wo mili he nahi.
Main- matlab
Mummy- gayi thi par teri pasand ki koi sabji nahi mili isliye sochya Aaj kuch he bna leti hu ya khichadi bna leti hu. Ab mera Shak badte ja raha tha. Kahi mummy aur Irfan me kuch jada to nahi ho gaya jo maine miss kar diya. Ab to mujhe koi bhi halat me camera ka intezam karna he ho. Par kaise. Main soch he raha tha to mujhe mere class friend ki yaad aayi wo mujhe paise udhar de skta tha.
Main Terrence par gaya aur maine friend ko call kiya.
Main- Bhai kaha hai.
Friend- ghar par hu. Par ye bta tune Aaj kaise call Kiya.
Main- mujhe tumse argent kaam hai. Mujhe thode paise chahiye the.
Friend- kitne chahiye.
Main- 5 thousand.
Friend- Aisa kya kaam aa gaya paiso ka .
Main- thoda urgent hai bhai.
Friend- thik hai. Lekar ja. Par jaldi he return kar dena.
Main- ha meri scholarship aate he tujhe return kar duga.
Friend- thik hai chalega. Raat ko maine khana wagera khaya. Mummy wo he chal raha tha jaise chadar ke ander mobile ki light dikhna. Mera dimag kharab hote ja raha tha mujhe Jana he tha mummy Aisa kya kar rahi hai. Next day main college ke liye nikal gaya. Aur friend se paise lekar ek shop me gaya jaha maine hidden camera dekhta wifi aur voice recording Wale. Mujhe ek pasand aa gaya. 

Maine camera check Kiya bohat mast clearly tha aur accha voice support kar raha tha. Main itne jaldi ghar nahi ja skta tha isliye wo he kake par ja kar maine fir se mummy aur Irfan ki whatsapp conversation dekha.
Continue from last.
Irfan- ye huyi na baat. Chalo abhi aapko sikha dete hai.
Mummy- abhi nahi. Kal sikha Dena. 
Irfan-are nek kaam me deri kyu.
Mummy- hmm thik hai.
Irfan- par aap Kasam kho main aapko Jo boluga wo aapko karna hoga. 
Mummy- nahi tum mujhe kuch aise waise karne bologe.
Irfan- nahi kuch nahi boluga. Par mujhe aapko piks dikhana hoga. Ki aap kya kya kar rahe ho.
Mummy- nahi nahi. Tum apni ammi jaisi photo nikali hai waise meri bhi photo save karke rakhoge.
Irfan- nahi main Kasam leta hu dekh kar delete kar dete jayuga.
Mummy- Kasam se na
Irfan- ha Kasam se.
Mummy- thik hai fir. Par ye sab baate tum kisiko nahi bologe na.
Irfan- pagal thode he hu.
Mummy- thik hai.
Irfan- chalo btao aap ne kya pehena hai.
Mummy- kya pehena hai matlab saree peheni hai.
Irfan- mujhe ek pik nikal kar dikhao.
Mummy- usme kya dekhan hai.
Irfan- dikhao to. Mujhe bhi to pata chale.
Mummy ne ek pik send ki Irfan ko.