Aishwarya Rai Tease $ Seduction

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( bahurani kuch dikha hi nhi rhi thi sab dhak diya as if mera ek chota sa utha hua mang "sleveless pehanti to " uska punishment de rhi ho )

( rickshaw me bhi rohan ko beech me bithayi aur chipakne ka mauka nhi di bahurani and rickshaw ke mirror se dekh rha tha mai bahu ko beech beech me badi pativrata jaise baithi thi mano kal tang failake mujhe chuth chakhne ka offer tak nhi di thi )

( register office me sab log thoda has rhe the peeche se "buddhe ka lottery lag rha hai " wala murmuring mai bhot sun rha tha )

( as registrar ne documment signing ke baad kaha ki mangalsutra ho ya ring wagera ho to pehna sakte ho tabhi bahu aise kuch nhi hai bolne wali thi mai beech me right hand me thin diamond mangalsutra necklace dikhaya which costs almost 76 lakhs )

pehnanana hai mujhe  ( as if wo gardan jaha mera beta pahle mangalsutra bandha tha wo jagah mai hadap rha ho waise lalach ke sath kaha )

( and tere peeche gaya and wo diamond type mangalsutra ko tere gardan ke peeche se bandhne laga and uska aage ka end tere cleavage ke andar jane wala tha )



( usme heart shape a chota sa part ke peeche bahurani x sasurjee likha hua tha as if i like that sasur bahu relation a lot )

ye bhi pehnau ? ( asked the registrar and went on my knee )



( on both knees as gavthi ganwaar tha didnt know ki one knee pe jana hota hai waha kuch log has rhe the )

bahuu ( i said as abhi bhi patni nhi bahu bulana hi pasand tha waha log has rhe the ki sasurjee to goal marne wala hai haaa hahaha )

( it was a pure rose cut diamond costing 80 lakhs atleast  )

( pehnane ki ijajat tere ankho me dkekh ke mang rha tha as if its some kind of madh chusne chakhne ka pass which u had warned i wont get without ur permission but i was trying to impress u )

(I was like shocked seeing the necklace)

Aish: Ye sab ki kya zarurat this sasur ji

Registrar: Acha pehna dijiye..........

(And aas pas k sabhi logon ko pata chal gaya ki Sasur aur bahu shaadi kar rahe hain )

(I was stading quiet without like not in agreement but jaise ki log hasne lage)

Aish: Haan.....mangalsutra pehna dijiye sasur ji (aur apna gala aage kiya)



(mangalsutra ka pendant slowly blouse k andar slide hote hue thik cleavage k bich mein jakar settle ho gaya)

(Then when you asked ye bhhi pehnau)

Registrar: Jo pehnana hai pehnayiye..........lekin jo bhi utarna hai wo ghar mein jakar utariye(double meaning).......hahaha 

(and everyone started laughing on that joke)

(I felt little embarrassed then)

(and you suddenly went down on both your knees)

Aish: Arey sasur ji ye kya............................

(tabhi u asked for the permission and I was impressed)

(Bina kuch kahe sharam se mene apni nazrein jhukayi and just nodded in agreement aur apna left hand aage kiya)



(Ring ving sab pehnakar ho gaya, josh mein to tum ghunon par chale gaye par abb utha nahi ja raha)

(Abb mangalsutra aur ring dono pehna diya tha and mai officially tumhari patni bann gayi thi tabhi mene tumehin uthaneki koshish taki mai tumhare charan chu sakun)

(as mai jhuki hui thi toh pallu bhi thoda khiska aue cleavage k through diamond pendant dikhne lagi)

(saare mard mujhe hi taad rahe the. koi gaand toh koi seena toh koi peeth)



(Ye dekhkar registrar ne tumhare tumhein ishare se pas bulaya and he whispered)

Registrar: Abb itni maal bahu ko biwi bana diya......tumhari toh umar 70 k pas ki lag rahi hai. Santusht kaise karoge? hahaha.....................

Registra: par tumhare toh bhagya khul gaye yaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr.............kyaaaa maaal hai

Registrar: Suhag raat mein koi kasar chhodna mat.........jam k pel dena