08-09-2023, 06:03 PM
Shradha Ek innocent teacher bhag-34
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Shyaamke 7 bajkar 30 minute….
Shradha aaraamse leaving room me red color ke patle gown me three sitter sofe parr baithi TV dekh rahi thi, kalaayi par bandhi ghadi me time dekhaa to 7 bajkar 27 minute huwe the, ramesh ke aane kaa time 7 kaa hota thaa aur abbhitakk apne pyaare patiko gharr naa aataa dekh use andaajaa huwaa ke uskaa pati niche party me hi ruk gayaa hogaa, Ramesh ko alcohal jaraa bhi pasand nahi thaa to iss kaaran shradha jyaadaa tentionme nahi thi…firbhi shradhane apne patiko SMS karke bola, “gharr jaldi aajaaye gaa.,,jyaadaa party me rukiyegaa matt…” aur iskaa reply bhi kuch minitonbaad shradha ko milaa thaa, wo reply tha, “haa jaan me time parr gharr aaungaa, tum dinner karlenaa,,aaj yahi khaalungaa..”
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Raatke 10:35 minute….
shradha plastic waale moje pahenkarr kitchen me dishes dho rahi thi, uskaa dinner kuch samay pahale hi ho chukaa thaa, kyoke use pataa tha ke uskaa pati kantilal ke birthday me hi khaakar aayegaa….lekin apne pati ko abhitak gharr aataa naa dekh shradha ko rameshki fikarr sataane lagi, kitchen ki bassing me dishes dhone ke turantabaad haath-muh dhokarr wo leaving room me aayi, jahaa usne apnaa mobile sofe parr rakhaa thaa, usne zatse phone uthaayaa aur apne pyaare patidev ko call kiyaa….Tring!! tring!! Tring!! tring!!...
.lekin rameshne phone uthaayaa hi nahi, ayse hi karte huwe shradhane 4-5 baar rameshko phone kiyaa, lekin Ramesh ne phone uthaayaa hi nahi, abb shradha ko apne pati ki chinta sataane lagi, mobile wahi sofe parr fenkarr shradha waysehi red colorke patle gown me leaving room kaa darwaajaa kholl flat se baahar jaakar darwaajeko baaharse lock kiyaa, aur sandle pahenli..firr sidhiyonse nicheki oor apne paayalki madhur cham cham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ki aawaajke sath aage badhi……
(andheri raat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Raatkaa waqt hay, rraatki kidonki kirr!! Kirrr!! Kirrr!! Ki awaajj raatke sannaate me gunj rahi hay…naa gaadiyonki aawaaj, naa logonki. iss raatke saannaate me kuttonki rone ki aawaaje aarahi thi jo behad hi daraawni thi,..Bhauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....
..apartment ke parking ka bulb kharaab thaa jiss kaaran wo off aur kabhi ONN hojaataa, iss vajahse parking lot me ek horror type sean creat huwaa thaa…wo kharaab bulb wahi apartment se baahar jaate waqt gate ke pass apartmentki slap parr lagaa huwaa thaa, jabb wo off hota to gate ke aass-paass puraa andhera chaa jaataa, aur kuch 5 secondme firse on hojaataa thaa……badaa hi horror type najaaraa thaa apartment ke exit gate parr……….
To dusritaraf Raatke sannaate me kutonki bhonkane ki aur raatke kidonki KIRR!!! kIrr!!!!! Ki aawaajonke bich ek madhur paayalki cham cham cham cham!!!!!! Ki aawaajke saath shradha parking lot me sidhiyonse apne maadak badanko matkaate huwe pahonch chukithi……..
Shradha bachpanse darpokto nahi thi, lekinn use abhi itni raatme ayse akele baahar jaraasa darto lag rahaa thaa..uparse kutonki rone ki aawaaje bhi shradhako daraa rahi thi..lekin shradha aage badhi…..
Shradha patle gown me thi iss wajahse raatki thandi hawaaonme shradhake maadak jism ko jaraasi thand lag rahi thi……..firbhi shradha apne pyaare patidev ke liye apne naajuk kadam aage badhaate gayi,,…cham cham cham cham cham!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
..uski najar apartment ki exit gate parr bhi gayi jahaanki light on-off horahi thi, uss najaare ko dekh shradha ko jaraasaa darr lagne lagaa…firbhi apne pyarke liye iss sunsaan raatke sannaate me ek maadak khubsuratt afsaraa aage badh rahi thi……cham cham cham !!!
Lekin jabb shradha apartment ke gate ke paass pahonchi tabb ek najar usne uparr bulb ki oor dekhaa jo abhi ON thaa…..lekin tabhi!!!!!!!!!! kuch secondme hi bulb off hogayaa, aur chaagayaa apartmentke exit door ke ird-gird andhera, aur shradha to apne haathko bhi iss andhere me dekh nahi paarahi thi, itne andhere me khudko akelaa paakar shradhake haath paav fulgaye..usne aaw- dekhaa na –taav lagbhagh bhaagte huwe wo uss gate se baahar jaa pahunchi, jahaa road side me lage light ke polse aati roshnise andheraa jaraasaa kamthaa…
….gate se baahar darte huwe bhaagkarr aate hi shradha haafte huwe mann hi man boli, “uffff!!!!!...kitni darpokk hu me…….andheraa hi to thaa….” ye sochte huwe uski najar saloon ki dukaanparr gayi, jiskaa shutter aadhaa khulaa huwaa thaa..aur wahaanse light ki roshni baahar arahi thi...
…dukaanke baahar shradha ko kuch sandeles ke saath boot bhi dikhe jo Ramesh ke the, ye dekh wo aage saloonki dukaan ki taraf badhi….kuch minitonme shradha aadhe khule shutter waale saloon ke najdik jaa pahunchi aur turant usne aadhe khule shutter se zukkarr dukaanme yahaa wahaa dekhne lagi to use 3 mard dono charpaayinparr sote dikhe, lekin chautha mard khaatparr baitha huwaa koyi magzine dekh rahaa thaa, aur uss magazine ko dekhte dekhte apni half pant ke uparse apne lundko masall rahaa thaa… shutter sirf aadhaa khulaa hone ke kaaran shradha to sirf uss aadmikaa kamartak kaa hissaa dekh paati hay, yaane uss mardko lund masalte huwe dekhti hay…..
Dukaanme yahaa-wahaa kachraa faylaa huwaa thaa….pasine ki, sharaab ki badbu shradhake naakme jaarahi thi, pataa nahi kyu lekin shradha aysi ghinoni jagah dekh aur badbu sunghkarr ek alagsi kaamuktaa mahesuss karr rahi thiii……gandagi aur kachraa dekh ye to saaf hogayaa tha ke yahaa kuch derr pahale tagdi party huwi thi……
Iss gandagi me Shradhaki najar dusre chaarpaayi parr gayi to usparr formall dressing me ek aadmi soyaa huwaa tha, uskaa muh dusri taraf thaa, use dekh shradha ko samazne me derr nahi lagi ke wo uskaa pati hi hay……..fir kyaa tha, shradhane koyi derr naa karte huwe dukaan ke baahar aadhe khule shutter se zukkarr andarr apne pati ko aawaaj lagaate huwe shradha boli, “oooji …..uthiye,,oooji” ke tabhi jo magazine read kar rahaa mard thaa wo uth khadaa huwaa…wo shutter ke paass aaya, shradha ko samaz aayaa ke wo abb shutter upparr uthaane waalaa hay to wo sidhi khadi huwi, jayse hi shutter uparr uthaa to shradhake saamne thaa dhondu dudhwaalaa apni pili battisi dikhaate huwe….
Shradha ki sans ek palke liye dhondu ko saamne khadaa dekh ataksi gayi thi….dhondu sirf half pantme thaa, kamarke uparr puraa nangaa thaa dhondu, sabb sinepe safed kale baal the, pet baaharki oor niklaa huwaa thaa, pura kaalaa damber hi lag rahaa thaa dhondu….
apnaa pet khujaate huwe shradhake maadak jism ko uparse niche dekhte huwe dhondu bolaa… “memsahib hamne bahut rokaa, manaa bhi kiyaa thaa..lekin sahib maane hi nahi…”
Dhondu ki baatsunn shradha ke maathe parr chintaa ki lakire agayi, aur wo saloon ki dukaanme enter hote huwe boli, “kyaa!..matlabb?”
Dhondu shradhaki baatkaa jawaab dete huwe haathse pine kaa ishaaraa krte huwe bola, “..saahabne bahot pili hay..memsahib.”..
Shradha dhondu ki baatsunn shock hogayi aur boli.. “oh my god…lekin wo alcoholic nahi hay..fir aaj kyu?” ke tabhi dhondu bichme shradhaki baat kaatate huwe bola, “memsaahib unke dost kaa birthday thaa, saahab ne jaraasaa enjoy kiyaa isme koyi buri baat nahi hay..”
Shradha dhonduki baat ko ignore karte huwe aage apne patiki taraf gayi jahaa wo khaatparr kantilalke saath soyaa thaa…. shradhane rameshka kandhaa hilaake uthaane ki koshish ki, lekin wo nahi uthaa, ayse hi wo 2-3 baar try karti rahi parr asafal rahi aur tabhi shradha ke piche khadaa dhondu apni pili battisi dikhaate huwe bola, “memsahib…saahib abb kall subah hi uthenge, aaapki ye uthane ki koshishe bekaarr jayengi.”…
Shradha dhondu ki baat sunn uski taraf ghurte huwe dekh boli, “to kya inhe ayse yahaa gandagi me sonedu?..” ye kahate huwe shradha Ramesh jo sine ke ball soyaa thaa use pithke ball karti hay firr apne patikaa ek haath pakadkarr apne kandhe parr daalti hay aur support dekarr uthaane ki koshish karti hay, lekin wo maadak naajuk hirni apne pati ko uthaa nahi paati, ye najaaraa dhondu shradha ke piche khade rahekarr dekh raha thaa…sala sirf shradha ke aanese lekarr abtakk uskaa patle gownse ubharkarr dikhtaa pichwaadaa hi dekh raha thaa………
.apne pati ko support dekarr bhi uthaane me apnea ap ko asamarth paakar shradha piche dhondu ki taraf dekhti hay aur irrited hokarr bolti hay, “kya abb bass dekhte hi rahoge kya chacha?,,..”
Shradha ki baatsunn dhondu zatse Ramesh ko uthaane ke liye aage badhaa…shradhane rameshka ek haath apne kandheparr to dusra haath dhondune apne kandhe parr leliyaa aur abb jabb donone uthaane ki koshish ki to isme we safal rahe, ayse hi supportse we rameshko dukaanse baahar le aaye aur apartmentki gate ki oor aage badhe, ayse hi aage badhte huwe shradha boli, “aapne inhe rokaa kyu nahi pinese..?”
Dhondune yahaa apni gentlemen giri dikhaayi, usne Rameshka jyaadaa tarr load apne uparr hi leliyaa…uss kaaran shradha ko jyaadaa apne pati Ramesh ko lejaate waqt kathinaayi nahi horahi thi……..
Shradhaki baatsunn dhondu bola, “..mene to saahabko rokne ki koshish ki lekin wo maane hi nahi..kahane lage ke, ’aaj mere dost kaa birthday hay,,ajj muze enjoy karna hay..’..”
Shradha dhondu ki baat sunn rameshko support dekarr aage badhte huwe boli,“kyaa apne nahi piii?...”
dhondu shradha ki baat sunn bolaa.. “nahi memsahib, me nahi pitaa,…aaj dost ke khaatir ek peg hi piyaa hay…”
Tabhi shradha ki manki gaheraahiyonse ek aawaaj gunji, “shradha yahi sahi waqt hay…nohhh……ha shradha yahi sahi waqt hay,,,…..nahi ye waqt thik nahi………shradha ye matt bhulo ke tumhaare sarparr kitni badi musibatt hay..matt bhulo shradha….shuruwaat to karo..”
ye sunte hi shradha tont karte huwe boli, “aapto ayse baatt karr rahe hay ke jayse aap dudhke dhule hi ho.”….
shradhaa kaa taanaa sunn dudhwaalaa taavme aagayaa, aur usne jaanbuzkarr support dekarr pakde rameshko halkaasaa Dhaakaa diyaa, uss kaaran shradha jo rameshkaa hath apne kandhe parr liye support diye huwe thi wo jaraasi aage badhte huwe ladkhadaa gayi, aur fir apne aapko sambhaalte huwe wo shock me boli, “chacha…kya karr rahe ho…abhi me girne hi waali thi…bahot bure ho aap…”………..
dhondu haste huwe bola, “muze aapko dhakke maarne me bahut majaa aataa hay memsaahib..hehe.”…
dhondu ki double meaning waali baatt ko ignore karr shradha aage boli, “wo rahane do..aap ye bataaye ke aapke biwi bache hay ke nahi..?”…ayse hi karte huwe shradha apne patiko support dekarr aage badhte huwe dhondu ki puri family ke baare me sabb pataa karleti hay….dhondu bhi sab khule dilse shradhako bataa rahaa tha, use khushi iss baatki horahi thi ke shradha jaysi afsaraa uske saath abb freely baate karr rahi thi….
Baatonkaa silsilaa bahot lamba chalaa, aur abb baate karte karte rameshko support dete huwe shradha aur dhondu jayse tayse flat se sirf 4 sidhiyaa durr the.
…sabb aaraamse chall-hi rahaa thaa ki shradha ki chaal ladkhadaa gayi aur wo picheki oor girti uske pahale zatse dhondune mauke kaa faydaa uthaakar shradha ke naajuk gadedaar pichwaadeke ek hisse ko patle gown ke uparse dabochkarr shradha ko girnese bachaayaa, aur apnaa hath wahaanse hathaakarr firse rameshki kaamar pakadte huwe support dediyaa, dhonduki iss achaanak huwi kaamuk harqatparr shradhaki siskariyaa nikli,, “ahhhh…”
dhondu, "jara sambhalkarr memsahib..”
Shradha dhondu ki iss kaamuk harqatparr shock to huwi lekin use lagaa ke dhondu ne ye jaanbuzkarr nahi kiyaa, to dhonduko ‘thank u’ bolne ke alaawaa kuch boll naa payi…..
Wo dono aage badhe aur flat ke saamne rameshko pakadkarr khade huwe…
shradha gharki chaabhi apni gownke pocketse nikaalkar darwaajaa ek haathse kholchuki thi, uske turantbaad rameshko support dekarr aakhirkaarr leaving room se badroom takk wo dono use laaye aur bedparr use letaa diyaa……..firr shradha ke muhse sirf ek hi aawaaj nikli, “ufff…hushhhhh…thak gayi me to….” aur usne apni najre dhondu ki taraf ghumaai to wo bechaari sharamse pani pani hogayi, kyoke dhondu shradha ke patle gownse ubharkarr dikh rahe chuche badi besharmi se dekh rahaa thaa… shradhane jayse tayse dhondu jo uski chuchiyonko dekhe jaarahaa thaa use pucha.. “aapko paani chaahiyi..?.ah”
Shradha ke saamne khadaa dhondu besharmise shradhaa ke red patle gownse ubharkarr dikhrahe stanonko dekhte huwe bola, “memsahib appkaa dudh nahi milsaakta hay kya?” Pahalesehi shradha dhondu jo kamarse uparr puraa nangaa tha ussko dekh asahej to nahi lekin kaam uttejit jarur thi aur abhi dhondu ko apne stanonko dekh aysi double meaning baat karte dekh uski gulaabi yoni me to gudgudisi horahi thi…
Shradha jayse tayse dhonduki baatsunn dhonduki apne stanonko ghurti aankhonko dekh boli… “pahale to aap 2 dinse dudh dene nahi aaye, aur abb pine ke liye dudh maang rahe ho…dudh nahi hay chacha…uff, kuchbhi maangte rahate ho..” aysa bolkar shradha apni sharmaahhatko chipaate huwe bedroom se baahar ki oor jaate huwe ..boli, “chaliye, aap leaving room me thahariye, me aapke liye paani laati hu….unhe abb aaraam karne dijiye..bahot thake hay aap dostonki vajahse…”..….
Tabhi bedroom se baahar aate huwe shradhake piche piche chall rahaa dhondu shradha ki harr chaalparr thirakti gaandko dekhte huwe usne ek baar apnaa lund masalaa aur mann hi man bola, “memsaahib dilki bahot achi hay..itni high class hokarr bhi mere double meaning baatonkaa bura nahi maanti…bada majaa aataa hay memsahib ke saath….meri kisi baatka bura ahi maanti hehe…aaj memsaahibse khelne me badaa majaa ayegaa, kyoke moodme bhi hay memsahib aaj..hehe…saahabki maujudgime memsaahibko chedne me alag hi majaa hay..” aysaa sochte huwe dhondu shradha jo aage kitchen ki oor badh rahi thi uskaa chalte waqt thiraktaa pichwaadaa dekhte huwe dhondu bola, “memsaahib, joronki mut-lagi hay.”
Dhondu ki baat sun shradha thamgayi aur piche dhondu ki oor dekh boli.. “kya?”
Dhondu shradha ko dekh bola, “bathroom janaa hay.”
Shradha bathroom ki oor ishaaraa karte huwe boli, “wahaa uss taraff…!!.” aur aysaa bolte huwe aage kitchen me daakhil huwi…..
Kitchen me jaate hi usne fridg kholaa aur ek bottle ko muhme lagaakarr pani gatakne lagi, paani pineke baad shradhane ek glass liyaa, usme paani bhardiyaa aur mann hi man boli, “kitne gawaar hay chacha,,,gandi language use karte hay hamesha…’mut’ chi yuk…..”
tabhi shradha paani kaa kaachkaa glass lekarr leaving roomki oor jaate huwe achaanak manki gaheraaiyonse shradhako ek baar firr aawaaj sunaayi di, “shradha yahi gawaar hay jo tumhaare musibatke darwaaje ki chabhi saabit hogaa………............ohhh realy?...” aysa sochte huwe shradha aage leaving rroomki taraf badhi…..kayi dinonse shradha dudhwaaleki kaamuk harqatonka shikaar hote aayi thi, isme lund chusnese lekarr masalne takk sabkuch shaamil tha, to iss baar ayse gharparr raatke waqt dudhwaalese saamnaa karne kaa sochkarr shradha ki gulaabi yoni gili hochuki thi…
Uske kadam dhire dhire leaving room ki taraf haathme paani kaa glass liye huwe badh rahe the, uske harr kadam parr bajti paayalki cham!! cham! raatke sannaate me gunjati huwi mahesuss horahi thi, aur jayse hi shradha leaving room me daakhil huwi to shradhaakaa expression aysaa tha ke maano koyi jagli baagh dekhliya ho……
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Jangli baaghto nahi thaa, lekin jo shradhake najronke saamne thaa, wo shradhake hosh udaane keliye kaafi thaa,……….
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Shyaamke 7 bajkar 30 minute….
Shradha aaraamse leaving room me red color ke patle gown me three sitter sofe parr baithi TV dekh rahi thi, kalaayi par bandhi ghadi me time dekhaa to 7 bajkar 27 minute huwe the, ramesh ke aane kaa time 7 kaa hota thaa aur abbhitakk apne pyaare patiko gharr naa aataa dekh use andaajaa huwaa ke uskaa pati niche party me hi ruk gayaa hogaa, Ramesh ko alcohal jaraa bhi pasand nahi thaa to iss kaaran shradha jyaadaa tentionme nahi thi…firbhi shradhane apne patiko SMS karke bola, “gharr jaldi aajaaye gaa.,,jyaadaa party me rukiyegaa matt…” aur iskaa reply bhi kuch minitonbaad shradha ko milaa thaa, wo reply tha, “haa jaan me time parr gharr aaungaa, tum dinner karlenaa,,aaj yahi khaalungaa..”
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Raatke 10:35 minute….
shradha plastic waale moje pahenkarr kitchen me dishes dho rahi thi, uskaa dinner kuch samay pahale hi ho chukaa thaa, kyoke use pataa tha ke uskaa pati kantilal ke birthday me hi khaakar aayegaa….lekin apne pati ko abhitak gharr aataa naa dekh shradha ko rameshki fikarr sataane lagi, kitchen ki bassing me dishes dhone ke turantabaad haath-muh dhokarr wo leaving room me aayi, jahaa usne apnaa mobile sofe parr rakhaa thaa, usne zatse phone uthaayaa aur apne pyaare patidev ko call kiyaa….Tring!! tring!! Tring!! tring!!...
.lekin rameshne phone uthaayaa hi nahi, ayse hi karte huwe shradhane 4-5 baar rameshko phone kiyaa, lekin Ramesh ne phone uthaayaa hi nahi, abb shradha ko apne pati ki chinta sataane lagi, mobile wahi sofe parr fenkarr shradha waysehi red colorke patle gown me leaving room kaa darwaajaa kholl flat se baahar jaakar darwaajeko baaharse lock kiyaa, aur sandle pahenli..firr sidhiyonse nicheki oor apne paayalki madhur cham cham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ki aawaajke sath aage badhi……
(andheri raat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Raatkaa waqt hay, rraatki kidonki kirr!! Kirrr!! Kirrr!! Ki awaajj raatke sannaate me gunj rahi hay…naa gaadiyonki aawaaj, naa logonki. iss raatke saannaate me kuttonki rone ki aawaaje aarahi thi jo behad hi daraawni thi,..Bhauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....
..apartment ke parking ka bulb kharaab thaa jiss kaaran wo off aur kabhi ONN hojaataa, iss vajahse parking lot me ek horror type sean creat huwaa thaa…wo kharaab bulb wahi apartment se baahar jaate waqt gate ke pass apartmentki slap parr lagaa huwaa thaa, jabb wo off hota to gate ke aass-paass puraa andhera chaa jaataa, aur kuch 5 secondme firse on hojaataa thaa……badaa hi horror type najaaraa thaa apartment ke exit gate parr……….
To dusritaraf Raatke sannaate me kutonki bhonkane ki aur raatke kidonki KIRR!!! kIrr!!!!! Ki aawaajonke bich ek madhur paayalki cham cham cham cham!!!!!! Ki aawaajke saath shradha parking lot me sidhiyonse apne maadak badanko matkaate huwe pahonch chukithi……..
Shradha bachpanse darpokto nahi thi, lekinn use abhi itni raatme ayse akele baahar jaraasa darto lag rahaa thaa..uparse kutonki rone ki aawaaje bhi shradhako daraa rahi thi..lekin shradha aage badhi…..
Shradha patle gown me thi iss wajahse raatki thandi hawaaonme shradhake maadak jism ko jaraasi thand lag rahi thi……..firbhi shradha apne pyaare patidev ke liye apne naajuk kadam aage badhaate gayi,,…cham cham cham cham cham!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
..uski najar apartment ki exit gate parr bhi gayi jahaanki light on-off horahi thi, uss najaare ko dekh shradha ko jaraasaa darr lagne lagaa…firbhi apne pyarke liye iss sunsaan raatke sannaate me ek maadak khubsuratt afsaraa aage badh rahi thi……cham cham cham !!!
Lekin jabb shradha apartment ke gate ke paass pahonchi tabb ek najar usne uparr bulb ki oor dekhaa jo abhi ON thaa…..lekin tabhi!!!!!!!!!! kuch secondme hi bulb off hogayaa, aur chaagayaa apartmentke exit door ke ird-gird andhera, aur shradha to apne haathko bhi iss andhere me dekh nahi paarahi thi, itne andhere me khudko akelaa paakar shradhake haath paav fulgaye..usne aaw- dekhaa na –taav lagbhagh bhaagte huwe wo uss gate se baahar jaa pahunchi, jahaa road side me lage light ke polse aati roshnise andheraa jaraasaa kamthaa…
….gate se baahar darte huwe bhaagkarr aate hi shradha haafte huwe mann hi man boli, “uffff!!!!!...kitni darpokk hu me…….andheraa hi to thaa….” ye sochte huwe uski najar saloon ki dukaanparr gayi, jiskaa shutter aadhaa khulaa huwaa thaa..aur wahaanse light ki roshni baahar arahi thi...
…dukaanke baahar shradha ko kuch sandeles ke saath boot bhi dikhe jo Ramesh ke the, ye dekh wo aage saloonki dukaan ki taraf badhi….kuch minitonme shradha aadhe khule shutter waale saloon ke najdik jaa pahunchi aur turant usne aadhe khule shutter se zukkarr dukaanme yahaa wahaa dekhne lagi to use 3 mard dono charpaayinparr sote dikhe, lekin chautha mard khaatparr baitha huwaa koyi magzine dekh rahaa thaa, aur uss magazine ko dekhte dekhte apni half pant ke uparse apne lundko masall rahaa thaa… shutter sirf aadhaa khulaa hone ke kaaran shradha to sirf uss aadmikaa kamartak kaa hissaa dekh paati hay, yaane uss mardko lund masalte huwe dekhti hay…..
Dukaanme yahaa-wahaa kachraa faylaa huwaa thaa….pasine ki, sharaab ki badbu shradhake naakme jaarahi thi, pataa nahi kyu lekin shradha aysi ghinoni jagah dekh aur badbu sunghkarr ek alagsi kaamuktaa mahesuss karr rahi thiii……gandagi aur kachraa dekh ye to saaf hogayaa tha ke yahaa kuch derr pahale tagdi party huwi thi……
Iss gandagi me Shradhaki najar dusre chaarpaayi parr gayi to usparr formall dressing me ek aadmi soyaa huwaa tha, uskaa muh dusri taraf thaa, use dekh shradha ko samazne me derr nahi lagi ke wo uskaa pati hi hay……..fir kyaa tha, shradhane koyi derr naa karte huwe dukaan ke baahar aadhe khule shutter se zukkarr andarr apne pati ko aawaaj lagaate huwe shradha boli, “oooji …..uthiye,,oooji” ke tabhi jo magazine read kar rahaa mard thaa wo uth khadaa huwaa…wo shutter ke paass aaya, shradha ko samaz aayaa ke wo abb shutter upparr uthaane waalaa hay to wo sidhi khadi huwi, jayse hi shutter uparr uthaa to shradhake saamne thaa dhondu dudhwaalaa apni pili battisi dikhaate huwe….
Shradha ki sans ek palke liye dhondu ko saamne khadaa dekh ataksi gayi thi….dhondu sirf half pantme thaa, kamarke uparr puraa nangaa thaa dhondu, sabb sinepe safed kale baal the, pet baaharki oor niklaa huwaa thaa, pura kaalaa damber hi lag rahaa thaa dhondu….
apnaa pet khujaate huwe shradhake maadak jism ko uparse niche dekhte huwe dhondu bolaa… “memsahib hamne bahut rokaa, manaa bhi kiyaa thaa..lekin sahib maane hi nahi…”
Dhondu ki baatsunn shradha ke maathe parr chintaa ki lakire agayi, aur wo saloon ki dukaanme enter hote huwe boli, “kyaa!..matlabb?”
Dhondu shradhaki baatkaa jawaab dete huwe haathse pine kaa ishaaraa krte huwe bola, “..saahabne bahot pili hay..memsahib.”..
Shradha dhondu ki baatsunn shock hogayi aur boli.. “oh my god…lekin wo alcoholic nahi hay..fir aaj kyu?” ke tabhi dhondu bichme shradhaki baat kaatate huwe bola, “memsaahib unke dost kaa birthday thaa, saahab ne jaraasaa enjoy kiyaa isme koyi buri baat nahi hay..”
Shradha dhonduki baat ko ignore karte huwe aage apne patiki taraf gayi jahaa wo khaatparr kantilalke saath soyaa thaa…. shradhane rameshka kandhaa hilaake uthaane ki koshish ki, lekin wo nahi uthaa, ayse hi wo 2-3 baar try karti rahi parr asafal rahi aur tabhi shradha ke piche khadaa dhondu apni pili battisi dikhaate huwe bola, “memsahib…saahib abb kall subah hi uthenge, aaapki ye uthane ki koshishe bekaarr jayengi.”…
Shradha dhondu ki baat sunn uski taraf ghurte huwe dekh boli, “to kya inhe ayse yahaa gandagi me sonedu?..” ye kahate huwe shradha Ramesh jo sine ke ball soyaa thaa use pithke ball karti hay firr apne patikaa ek haath pakadkarr apne kandhe parr daalti hay aur support dekarr uthaane ki koshish karti hay, lekin wo maadak naajuk hirni apne pati ko uthaa nahi paati, ye najaaraa dhondu shradha ke piche khade rahekarr dekh raha thaa…sala sirf shradha ke aanese lekarr abtakk uskaa patle gownse ubharkarr dikhtaa pichwaadaa hi dekh raha thaa………
.apne pati ko support dekarr bhi uthaane me apnea ap ko asamarth paakar shradha piche dhondu ki taraf dekhti hay aur irrited hokarr bolti hay, “kya abb bass dekhte hi rahoge kya chacha?,,..”
Shradha ki baatsunn dhondu zatse Ramesh ko uthaane ke liye aage badhaa…shradhane rameshka ek haath apne kandheparr to dusra haath dhondune apne kandhe parr leliyaa aur abb jabb donone uthaane ki koshish ki to isme we safal rahe, ayse hi supportse we rameshko dukaanse baahar le aaye aur apartmentki gate ki oor aage badhe, ayse hi aage badhte huwe shradha boli, “aapne inhe rokaa kyu nahi pinese..?”
Dhondune yahaa apni gentlemen giri dikhaayi, usne Rameshka jyaadaa tarr load apne uparr hi leliyaa…uss kaaran shradha ko jyaadaa apne pati Ramesh ko lejaate waqt kathinaayi nahi horahi thi……..
Shradhaki baatsunn dhondu bola, “..mene to saahabko rokne ki koshish ki lekin wo maane hi nahi..kahane lage ke, ’aaj mere dost kaa birthday hay,,ajj muze enjoy karna hay..’..”
Shradha dhondu ki baat sunn rameshko support dekarr aage badhte huwe boli,“kyaa apne nahi piii?...”
dhondu shradha ki baat sunn bolaa.. “nahi memsahib, me nahi pitaa,…aaj dost ke khaatir ek peg hi piyaa hay…”
Tabhi shradha ki manki gaheraahiyonse ek aawaaj gunji, “shradha yahi sahi waqt hay…nohhh……ha shradha yahi sahi waqt hay,,,…..nahi ye waqt thik nahi………shradha ye matt bhulo ke tumhaare sarparr kitni badi musibatt hay..matt bhulo shradha….shuruwaat to karo..”
ye sunte hi shradha tont karte huwe boli, “aapto ayse baatt karr rahe hay ke jayse aap dudhke dhule hi ho.”….
shradhaa kaa taanaa sunn dudhwaalaa taavme aagayaa, aur usne jaanbuzkarr support dekarr pakde rameshko halkaasaa Dhaakaa diyaa, uss kaaran shradha jo rameshkaa hath apne kandhe parr liye support diye huwe thi wo jaraasi aage badhte huwe ladkhadaa gayi, aur fir apne aapko sambhaalte huwe wo shock me boli, “chacha…kya karr rahe ho…abhi me girne hi waali thi…bahot bure ho aap…”………..
dhondu haste huwe bola, “muze aapko dhakke maarne me bahut majaa aataa hay memsaahib..hehe.”…
dhondu ki double meaning waali baatt ko ignore karr shradha aage boli, “wo rahane do..aap ye bataaye ke aapke biwi bache hay ke nahi..?”…ayse hi karte huwe shradha apne patiko support dekarr aage badhte huwe dhondu ki puri family ke baare me sabb pataa karleti hay….dhondu bhi sab khule dilse shradhako bataa rahaa tha, use khushi iss baatki horahi thi ke shradha jaysi afsaraa uske saath abb freely baate karr rahi thi….
Baatonkaa silsilaa bahot lamba chalaa, aur abb baate karte karte rameshko support dete huwe shradha aur dhondu jayse tayse flat se sirf 4 sidhiyaa durr the.
…sabb aaraamse chall-hi rahaa thaa ki shradha ki chaal ladkhadaa gayi aur wo picheki oor girti uske pahale zatse dhondune mauke kaa faydaa uthaakar shradha ke naajuk gadedaar pichwaadeke ek hisse ko patle gown ke uparse dabochkarr shradha ko girnese bachaayaa, aur apnaa hath wahaanse hathaakarr firse rameshki kaamar pakadte huwe support dediyaa, dhonduki iss achaanak huwi kaamuk harqatparr shradhaki siskariyaa nikli,, “ahhhh…”
dhondu, "jara sambhalkarr memsahib..”
Shradha dhondu ki iss kaamuk harqatparr shock to huwi lekin use lagaa ke dhondu ne ye jaanbuzkarr nahi kiyaa, to dhonduko ‘thank u’ bolne ke alaawaa kuch boll naa payi…..
Wo dono aage badhe aur flat ke saamne rameshko pakadkarr khade huwe…
shradha gharki chaabhi apni gownke pocketse nikaalkar darwaajaa ek haathse kholchuki thi, uske turantbaad rameshko support dekarr aakhirkaarr leaving room se badroom takk wo dono use laaye aur bedparr use letaa diyaa……..firr shradha ke muhse sirf ek hi aawaaj nikli, “ufff…hushhhhh…thak gayi me to….” aur usne apni najre dhondu ki taraf ghumaai to wo bechaari sharamse pani pani hogayi, kyoke dhondu shradha ke patle gownse ubharkarr dikh rahe chuche badi besharmi se dekh rahaa thaa… shradhane jayse tayse dhondu jo uski chuchiyonko dekhe jaarahaa thaa use pucha.. “aapko paani chaahiyi..?.ah”
Shradha ke saamne khadaa dhondu besharmise shradhaa ke red patle gownse ubharkarr dikhrahe stanonko dekhte huwe bola, “memsahib appkaa dudh nahi milsaakta hay kya?” Pahalesehi shradha dhondu jo kamarse uparr puraa nangaa tha ussko dekh asahej to nahi lekin kaam uttejit jarur thi aur abhi dhondu ko apne stanonko dekh aysi double meaning baat karte dekh uski gulaabi yoni me to gudgudisi horahi thi…
Shradha jayse tayse dhonduki baatsunn dhonduki apne stanonko ghurti aankhonko dekh boli… “pahale to aap 2 dinse dudh dene nahi aaye, aur abb pine ke liye dudh maang rahe ho…dudh nahi hay chacha…uff, kuchbhi maangte rahate ho..” aysa bolkar shradha apni sharmaahhatko chipaate huwe bedroom se baahar ki oor jaate huwe ..boli, “chaliye, aap leaving room me thahariye, me aapke liye paani laati hu….unhe abb aaraam karne dijiye..bahot thake hay aap dostonki vajahse…”..….
Tabhi bedroom se baahar aate huwe shradhake piche piche chall rahaa dhondu shradha ki harr chaalparr thirakti gaandko dekhte huwe usne ek baar apnaa lund masalaa aur mann hi man bola, “memsaahib dilki bahot achi hay..itni high class hokarr bhi mere double meaning baatonkaa bura nahi maanti…bada majaa aataa hay memsahib ke saath….meri kisi baatka bura ahi maanti hehe…aaj memsaahibse khelne me badaa majaa ayegaa, kyoke moodme bhi hay memsahib aaj..hehe…saahabki maujudgime memsaahibko chedne me alag hi majaa hay..” aysaa sochte huwe dhondu shradha jo aage kitchen ki oor badh rahi thi uskaa chalte waqt thiraktaa pichwaadaa dekhte huwe dhondu bola, “memsaahib, joronki mut-lagi hay.”
Dhondu ki baat sun shradha thamgayi aur piche dhondu ki oor dekh boli.. “kya?”
Dhondu shradha ko dekh bola, “bathroom janaa hay.”
Shradha bathroom ki oor ishaaraa karte huwe boli, “wahaa uss taraff…!!.” aur aysaa bolte huwe aage kitchen me daakhil huwi…..
Kitchen me jaate hi usne fridg kholaa aur ek bottle ko muhme lagaakarr pani gatakne lagi, paani pineke baad shradhane ek glass liyaa, usme paani bhardiyaa aur mann hi man boli, “kitne gawaar hay chacha,,,gandi language use karte hay hamesha…’mut’ chi yuk…..”
tabhi shradha paani kaa kaachkaa glass lekarr leaving roomki oor jaate huwe achaanak manki gaheraaiyonse shradhako ek baar firr aawaaj sunaayi di, “shradha yahi gawaar hay jo tumhaare musibatke darwaaje ki chabhi saabit hogaa………............ohhh realy?...” aysa sochte huwe shradha aage leaving rroomki taraf badhi…..kayi dinonse shradha dudhwaaleki kaamuk harqatonka shikaar hote aayi thi, isme lund chusnese lekarr masalne takk sabkuch shaamil tha, to iss baar ayse gharparr raatke waqt dudhwaalese saamnaa karne kaa sochkarr shradha ki gulaabi yoni gili hochuki thi…
Uske kadam dhire dhire leaving room ki taraf haathme paani kaa glass liye huwe badh rahe the, uske harr kadam parr bajti paayalki cham!! cham! raatke sannaate me gunjati huwi mahesuss horahi thi, aur jayse hi shradha leaving room me daakhil huwi to shradhaakaa expression aysaa tha ke maano koyi jagli baagh dekhliya ho……
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Jangli baaghto nahi thaa, lekin jo shradhake najronke saamne thaa, wo shradhake hosh udaane keliye kaafi thaa,……….