05-07-2023, 10:08 AM
Roshni ji kaisi thi event …
“Bahut acchi huyi Ramesh ji .. sab ko pasand aayi .. it was a success.
“Accha hain roshni ji aapko khush dekh accha lagta hain …”
“Roshni ji agli baar humein bhi invitation dijiye .. “
“Jaroor Ramesh ji aapko mein dungi invitation .”
“Roshni ji personal invitation hi chahiye .. aur Ramesh piche Roshni ko dekh muskurata hain”
“Ramesh ji raste par dhyan dijiye “
“Roshni ji aapki muskurahat dekhni thi .. aap bahut hi khubsurat lag rahi ho aaj itni khush ..”
“Shurkiya Ramesh ji .. ab Ramesh ji aap aaiye kal subah mujhe pick up karne”
“Jaroor Roshni ji ab toh aapko chorunga nahi …”
“Matlab Ramesh ji” roshni puch rahi thi ..
“matlab roshni ji roz aaunga aapko pick up aur drop karne ke liye .. mujhe toh bahut hkushi hogi aapki sawari se”
Roshni muskurati hain ..”That’s great Ramesh ji”
(UFFF AB FIR SE rOZ ROSHNI KO DROP KARUNGA .. BAATEIN KARUNGA .. AUR DHERE DHEERE UNSE MASTI BHI KARUNGA … AAJ SACH MEIN MATS LAG RHAI HAIN …UFF WHO GORA SA BADAN .. GADRAYI MAAL HAIN roshni … aaj toh saree mein kamal lag rahi hain .. kash ek baar unhe ek darzi ke paas le jakar unke liye ek mast sa blouse silwana hain … jaise mujhe chahiye unke liye waise wali …)
“Roshni ji ek baat puchni thi.”
“Haan puchiye Ramesh ji”
Roshni ji aapki saares ki blouses kya custom made hain ya ap unhe khareedti hain.”
“Ramesh ji aise sawal kyun puch rahe ho aap”
“Roshni ji bas puch raha hun … mere dost ka beta hain , ek din wah mujhe puch raha tha ki use apni biwi ke liye blouse leni hain toh kuch suggest kare ., ab uski biwi aap ki umar ki ho hogi .. isliye socha aapko pata hoga toh use bata dunga .. shop ya tailor ka naam.”
“Accha aise hain hmm, Ramesh ji sab blouses custom made hain .. matlab mein tailor se hi silwati hun jaise mujeh chahiye waise .. readymade buy karti hunt oh size ka issue hota hain na ..”
“Accha Roshni ji size ka issue hmmm , kyun aapki size kya hain ..”
“Ramesh ji yeh aap kya puch rahe ho chiii … aap mere blouse ka size kaise … ufff”
“Maaf kijiye just puch liya …. Kabhi kabar muh se nikal jati hain galat baat … waise Roshni ji is bart par ap mujhe thappad maar sakti ho .. “
“Uff Ramesh ji jyada dramatic na bano …”
Dramatic matlab roshni ji ?”
“Matlab nakhre itne na kariye .. kuch jyada hi aap bhi na … bas aise cheezein na uchiye apni patni ko chor kisi bhi mahila se .. nahi toh sach mein thappad milega aapko”
“Roshni ji meri kahan kismet aap jaisi ladies se chamat khane ki …”
“Accha Ramesh ji lagta hain aapko chamat maarni hi chahiye “
“Haan mariye na jaroor”
“Dhatt Ramesh ji ,, nahi aap acche aadmi ho .. bas aise na puchna ..”
“Haan toh roshni ji fir size nahi milta aapka isliye aap blouses silwati ho .. “
“Milta hain na size … bas kabhi kabar mere size ki asalni se nahi milti isliye silwati hun”
(haan roshni ji kyun nahi , aapki chuchiyan hain hi badi .. blouse waise size ki milni mushkil hi hogi .. mere bhi chaddi ki wahi haal hain haha)
Ramesh ji waise mardon ka accha hain .. readymade milta hain sab kuch”
“Kahan roshi ni , humein bhi kabhi kabhi kisi cheezon ki size nahi milti .. “
“Accha aise kaunsi cheez hain jiski size milni aapko mushkil hoti hain?”
Ramesh ab mauka dekh bolta hain “Wahi Roshni ji jo hum pant ke andar pehente hain wahi …”
Roshni wah baat pehle toh samajh nahi paati … fir use samajh aati hain ki Ramesh kis baat ki zikar kar rahe the .. aur wah sharmayi aur kuch boli nahi.
“Ramesh ji aap bhi na .. aap kaisi batein karte ho ufff”
“Roshni ji aapne pucha toh meine jawab diya … ab jawab bhi na du , who bhi buri baat hain na”
Roshni bas bahar dekhti han, uski yaad Ramesh ke us din wale ubhar par jaati hain aur park mein kab Roshn ne unke ubhar ko unke pant ke upar se chu liya tha aur use sehlaya tha …
“Roshni ji shaant kyun huyi … aap bahut dino se sawari kari ho .. aise shaant na baithiye”
“Ramesh ji ab kuch aur baatein kare”
“Kyun Roshni ji ab kya galat baat ki meine .. bas aap hi puchi aur mein jawab diya bas..”
“Accha ok Ramesh ji … “
“Roshni ji waise aap agar aapke tailor ka naam dogi toh mein uska naam mere dost ke bête ko dunga … wah apni biwi ko wahan le jakar aap jaise itne mast sleevless deep back blouses silwa sakega apni biwi ke liye … unki bhi aap jaise hi size ki problem hogi ..”
Ramesh jaan bujh kar natkhat wali baatein kar raha tha Roshni ke saath.
“Roshni muskurayi .. Ramesh ji mein deti paati lekin wah ab nahi hain sheher mein .. wah shift huye hain kahi aur kuch 15 din pehle. Mujhe bhi ab tailor dhundhni hi hain ..”
Ramesh yah bata sun khush ho jata hain ,, ab mauka tha , uska toh waise bhi ek dost tha jo tailor tha. .. uska number tha uske paas lekin wah khud Roshni ko wahan le kar jana tha ..
“Roshni ji dhundhta hun aap ke liye aap fikar na kariye .. apne dost ke iye bhi dhundhna tha lekin pehle aapke liye dhundunga … “
“Ramesh ji apne dost ke bête ki madat karni chahiye aapne …”
“Roshni ji karunga lekin aapke liye khaskar dhundhunga … aap fir aur sare naye blouses banwa paoge, jaise chahiye aapke bade size wale, waise hi bilkul…”
Ramesh boda size bol chup rehta hain .. wahan Roshni bhi sharmati hain … waise sach toh thi baat unki .. uski size ki blouses asani se milti nahi toh use hi silwni padti thi .. waise bhi use ek tailor chahiye hi tha .. uske paas blouse pieces the aur use aur sare blouses banana the .. ab roz job ke liye use naye blouses chahiye bhi the.
“Ramesh ji theek hain .. please dhundiye aap .. mujhe na kaam se fursat hi nahi milti.”
“rOSHNI JI ZAROR AAPKE LIYE KUCH BHI ..”
Fir Roshni thoda sochti hain ki wah Ramesh ji ko chidhaegi.
“Ramehs ji waise aap ko mere blouses itne kyun pasand … bataiye aapko unmein kuch jyada hi interest dikhta hain.”
“Roshni ji ab aap itni stylish pehenti ho .. mere biwi kit oh itni simple hoti hain .. aapki dekh mujhe pata chala ki aisi stylish blouses bhi banwati hain ladies … waise aap par bahut suit karta hain aapke blouses .. aapki choices sahi hain …”
“Shukriya .. Ramesh ji ab karna padta hain … aaj kal blouses ke style kitne badal gaye hain .. time ke hisaab se waise hi silwane padte hain blouses.”
Haan roshni ji waise aapke hamesha sleeveless hoti hain aur depe back .. use toh aapka badan aur nikhar uth jata hain.”
“Accha aise kya .. “
“Haan Roshni ji … bahut mast hoti hain aapki blouses .. meri biwi aap jaise jwana hoti toh aur sare blouses silwata khud use wahan le jakar .. alag alag style ke jaise mujhe chahiye waise ..”
“Accha Ramesh ji aapko blouses se itna akarshan..”
“Roshni ji blouses mein jo apa jaisi ladies hoti hain unke wajah se hi toh blouses itni mast lagti hain.”
Roshni muskurati hain… uff Ramesh ji aap bhi na …
“Roshni ji dekhiye jo hain wahi bolta hun … aap ki blouses aisi meine bahut kam ladies par dekhi hain .. isliye .. meri patni aap jaisi hoti toh ab us khubsurat dekhna mujhe accha lagega na .”
“Haan biwi par hi na .. bas .”
“Roshni ji haan biwi par hi .. ab aap jaisi umar wali kahan is buddhe ki biwi banegi .. biwi toh dur aap humari gf bhi thode hi banogi .. isliye ab bas aap jaisi ladies par ho blouses dekhne se accha lagne lagta hain”
“Ramesh ji aap ko is umar mein girlfirnd chahiye ..”
Roshni ji meine kab kahan gf chahiye .. bas ab dosti karunga toh hi bahut hain .. aap jaisi dost bhi toh kabhi nahi mili hain mujhe .. aap jaisi itni khubsurat aur smart mahila kab mere jaise buddhe ki dost bhi banti hain”
“Ramesh ji .. dosti toh theek hain ..”
Roshni ji haan lekin kabhi man karta hain koi gf ho .. pata hain 23 ka tha tab shaadi huyi thi … yeh gf toh kabhi nahi thi meri ..bas meri biwi …”
“Wiase roshni ji aapke bfs the .. aapke pati se pehle”
“Ramesh ji aapko bahut diljaspi?”
“Roshni ji kuch pucha toh seedhe aap aise hi kyun kehti ho … aapko kuhc puch bhi nahi sakta dost hokar”
“Hmm Ramesh ji accha theek hain baba .. .. mera ek bf tha Ramesh ji college mein .... “
“Accha Roshni ji us bf ne aapko biwi nahi banaya … pagal hain kya aap jaisi lady ko gf bana diya lekin biwi nahi ..”
“Ramesh ji wah ab kya bolna .. bas purani baat hain choriye”
“Roshni ji wah aadmi mila toh use bolunga .. roshni ji jaisi ladies ko biwiw nahi banakaru usne itni badi galti ki .. aap jaisi khubsurat biwi hoti uski .. mujhe yakeen hain abhi uski biwi hain wah aapke muqable kuch nahi hain”
“Uff Ramesh ji aap bhi na .. uski bhi biwiw acchi hi hain”
“Roshni ji aap se toh bilkul nahi acchi .. aap sabse acchi ho>”
Roshni is baat par muskurati hain ..
“Yeh sabse acchi kyun Ramesh ji .. “
Roshni ji aap sabse khubsurat, sabse smart, sabse acche dil ki mahila ho.. aap se dosti kar mein bahut khush hun , kabhi nahi socha tha aap ajsi beauty meri dost banegi.”
“Ramesh ji aaj kuch jyada hi tariff chal rahi hain .. us din toh aap garden lejakr mujhe kiss karne lage .. aur aaj itni tariff .. kya chal raha hain Ramesh ji.”
“Roshni ji kuch nahi chal raha hain .. dosti chal rahi hain .. garden aapko isliye le gaya tha kyunki meri acchi dost ne kaha tha use nature pasand hain .. aur rahi tarrif ki .. jo sach hain wahi bolta hun .. jhut nahi bol raha hun ..”
“Oh itne khayal rakhne wale aur tariff karne wale dost kabhi nahi mile .. lagta hain mein hi LUCKY hun aap dost bane ho.”
(Roshni ji aap mujhe pasand ho .. aap ki har cheez mujhe pasand hain .. bas apke saath hi waqt guzarne ka man karta hain har baar .. aapko toh meri gf banana hain … meri Roshni meri gf ….)
Ab wah Roshni ke ghar pahunch jate hain .. Roshni niche utarti hain ..
“Roshni ji kal subah aaunga mein aaapko lene …”
Roshni muskurati hain … Ramesh ki nazar use apni kamar par use dikhti hain .. Roshni fir jaan bujh kar apni kamar thodi aur dikhati hain, aur Ramesh wahan aur ghure jar aha hain. “Ramesh ji kahan nazar hain aapki …
(Roshni ji tumhare gore se nazuk kamar par hain .. man kar raha hain wahan chum lun dear)
Roshni ji kuch nahi bas … “
“Ramesh ji mere kamar ko ghur rahe the na .. sach batao.”
“Roshni ji ab aapkka bada ho hain ki ….”
Roshni is baat se thodi sehem jati hain .. tajub se use is bat aka bura nahi lag raha tha .. Use Ramesh ke aise bolne se accha lag raha tha … wahan uske pati toh kabhi uski tariff na karte … yahan Ramesh Jaisa Buddha use ghurta rehta hain aur tariff par tariff hi karta hain … use yah Ramesh ki baat pasand thi kafi.
“Ramesh ji lagta hain biwi ko bahut miss kar rahe ho … chutti le lo aur use fir se milne jao haha.”
(Roshni ji ab aap ho itni mast toh ab biwi se kya karu .. aap hi aao meri biwi jaise bano .. bahut hi maze lunga tere is badan ki … tere is hothon par jahan se tu itni pyari muskaan deti hain , wahi par apne lund ki chumme lena chahta hun .. uffff..)
Ramesh ki lund ubhara hua tha … Roshni wahan ek nazar daalti haina ur mud kar chali jati hain… Ramesh rickshaw mein baithe hero jaise man mein budbudata hain “palat .. meri raani palat aur dekh apne hero ko.”
Usi samay Roshni bhi palat kar dekhti hain … Ramesh use dekh muskurata hain … Roshni apne mathe par halke se marti hun .. fir chali jati hain apni chutadon ko matkate huye ..
Wahan Ramesh uski matakti chal aur kamar ko dekh apne lund ko joron se masalta hain .. Aaj toh wah raat mein roshni ke naam par muth maarkar bahut sara maal nikalne wala tha …
Roshni ghar ke andar jaati hain toh wah Ronit ko bulati hain…
“Aji sunte ho , mein aa gayi hun ghar par .. aap kahan ho.”
Ronit ghar par nahi tha .. kahi bahar gaye the .. Roshni apne kamre mein jakar nighty mein change kar leti hain ..
2 ghante baad kuch 1.30 baje Ronit ghar aata hain..
“Ronit aap kahan the … aap phone bhi nahi utha rahe the,.”
“bahar gaya tha doston ke saath”
“Itni raat .. jabki mein boli thi ki mein ghar aane wali hun aaj.”
“Fir mein kya karu .. itne din toh nayi thi .. ab aayi ho toh taane marna shuru”
“Ronit tum der raat pine gaye the doston ke saath .. mein boli thin a tumhare awara dost unke saath na jao .. unhe tumhari bhalai ki khair nahi.”
“Jiase mere biwi ko bahut hain , kitne dinon baad aayi ho … yahan mujhe akele chor diya .. ab doston ke saath gaya toh ussse bhi problem.”
“Ronit mein kaam ke silsilse nahi aayi na .. mein humare liye kaam karne wahan ngo jaati hun na, tumhare jaise bekar toh nahi baithi hun ghar par.”
“Roshni tum kuch jyada hi bol rahi ho … mat karo kaam kisne bola tha ..”
“Kisne bola tha ?? … arrey aapki galti ke wajah se business dub gaya hain .. aur aap toh kaam nahi kar rahe ho, mujhe hi ghar chalane ke liye job leni padi..”
“Ronit kuch bolta nahi kuch second aur fir “Business dub gaya toh mein kya karu .. mein toh bahut mehnat kit hi …”
“Haan lekin ab wahi mehnat job shuru karne mein karo .. bas is ngo ke job par ghar asani se nahi chalega .. aur tumhari daru ki aadat toh humein aur duba le jaegi..”
Ronit ghusse se kamre mein jata hain aur fir bistar bina kapde nikale so jata hain …
Roshni ab sofe par baithi apne khayalon mein
(fir wah sochti hain – wahan teen buddhe mere diwane bane baithe hain mere badan ko masalne ki koshishon mein jaari hain … aur yahan mere hi pati meri taraf pyaar se toh dekhte hi nahi … hafte ho gaye hum bistar par physical bhi nahi huye hain .. ab kitni aur bardasht karu meri romantic life ujadte huye dekhkar. Hum mein pyar toh bahut dur ki baat hain. mein Ronit ki galti ko sudharne itna sab kuch kar rahi hun aur yahan wah khud ko sudharne ke liye kuch nahi kar rahe hain.. )
(Roshni kya ab un teen buddhon ke aur paas chali jaegi .. kya wah apni physical needs to mitane un teen buddhon ko apne badan ki aur luft uthane dene wali hain ...)
“Bahut acchi huyi Ramesh ji .. sab ko pasand aayi .. it was a success.
“Accha hain roshni ji aapko khush dekh accha lagta hain …”
“Roshni ji agli baar humein bhi invitation dijiye .. “
“Jaroor Ramesh ji aapko mein dungi invitation .”
“Roshni ji personal invitation hi chahiye .. aur Ramesh piche Roshni ko dekh muskurata hain”
“Ramesh ji raste par dhyan dijiye “
“Roshni ji aapki muskurahat dekhni thi .. aap bahut hi khubsurat lag rahi ho aaj itni khush ..”
“Shurkiya Ramesh ji .. ab Ramesh ji aap aaiye kal subah mujhe pick up karne”
“Jaroor Roshni ji ab toh aapko chorunga nahi …”
“Matlab Ramesh ji” roshni puch rahi thi ..
“matlab roshni ji roz aaunga aapko pick up aur drop karne ke liye .. mujhe toh bahut hkushi hogi aapki sawari se”
Roshni muskurati hain ..”That’s great Ramesh ji”
(UFFF AB FIR SE rOZ ROSHNI KO DROP KARUNGA .. BAATEIN KARUNGA .. AUR DHERE DHEERE UNSE MASTI BHI KARUNGA … AAJ SACH MEIN MATS LAG RHAI HAIN …UFF WHO GORA SA BADAN .. GADRAYI MAAL HAIN roshni … aaj toh saree mein kamal lag rahi hain .. kash ek baar unhe ek darzi ke paas le jakar unke liye ek mast sa blouse silwana hain … jaise mujhe chahiye unke liye waise wali …)
“Roshni ji ek baat puchni thi.”
“Haan puchiye Ramesh ji”
Roshni ji aapki saares ki blouses kya custom made hain ya ap unhe khareedti hain.”
“Ramesh ji aise sawal kyun puch rahe ho aap”
“Roshni ji bas puch raha hun … mere dost ka beta hain , ek din wah mujhe puch raha tha ki use apni biwi ke liye blouse leni hain toh kuch suggest kare ., ab uski biwi aap ki umar ki ho hogi .. isliye socha aapko pata hoga toh use bata dunga .. shop ya tailor ka naam.”
“Accha aise hain hmm, Ramesh ji sab blouses custom made hain .. matlab mein tailor se hi silwati hun jaise mujeh chahiye waise .. readymade buy karti hunt oh size ka issue hota hain na ..”
“Accha Roshni ji size ka issue hmmm , kyun aapki size kya hain ..”
“Ramesh ji yeh aap kya puch rahe ho chiii … aap mere blouse ka size kaise … ufff”
“Maaf kijiye just puch liya …. Kabhi kabar muh se nikal jati hain galat baat … waise Roshni ji is bart par ap mujhe thappad maar sakti ho .. “
“Uff Ramesh ji jyada dramatic na bano …”
Dramatic matlab roshni ji ?”
“Matlab nakhre itne na kariye .. kuch jyada hi aap bhi na … bas aise cheezein na uchiye apni patni ko chor kisi bhi mahila se .. nahi toh sach mein thappad milega aapko”
“Roshni ji meri kahan kismet aap jaisi ladies se chamat khane ki …”
“Accha Ramesh ji lagta hain aapko chamat maarni hi chahiye “
“Haan mariye na jaroor”
“Dhatt Ramesh ji ,, nahi aap acche aadmi ho .. bas aise na puchna ..”
“Haan toh roshni ji fir size nahi milta aapka isliye aap blouses silwati ho .. “
“Milta hain na size … bas kabhi kabar mere size ki asalni se nahi milti isliye silwati hun”
(haan roshni ji kyun nahi , aapki chuchiyan hain hi badi .. blouse waise size ki milni mushkil hi hogi .. mere bhi chaddi ki wahi haal hain haha)
Ramesh ji waise mardon ka accha hain .. readymade milta hain sab kuch”
“Kahan roshi ni , humein bhi kabhi kabhi kisi cheezon ki size nahi milti .. “
“Accha aise kaunsi cheez hain jiski size milni aapko mushkil hoti hain?”
Ramesh ab mauka dekh bolta hain “Wahi Roshni ji jo hum pant ke andar pehente hain wahi …”
Roshni wah baat pehle toh samajh nahi paati … fir use samajh aati hain ki Ramesh kis baat ki zikar kar rahe the .. aur wah sharmayi aur kuch boli nahi.
“Ramesh ji aap bhi na .. aap kaisi batein karte ho ufff”
“Roshni ji aapne pucha toh meine jawab diya … ab jawab bhi na du , who bhi buri baat hain na”
Roshni bas bahar dekhti han, uski yaad Ramesh ke us din wale ubhar par jaati hain aur park mein kab Roshn ne unke ubhar ko unke pant ke upar se chu liya tha aur use sehlaya tha …
“Roshni ji shaant kyun huyi … aap bahut dino se sawari kari ho .. aise shaant na baithiye”
“Ramesh ji ab kuch aur baatein kare”
“Kyun Roshni ji ab kya galat baat ki meine .. bas aap hi puchi aur mein jawab diya bas..”
“Accha ok Ramesh ji … “
“Roshni ji waise aap agar aapke tailor ka naam dogi toh mein uska naam mere dost ke bête ko dunga … wah apni biwi ko wahan le jakar aap jaise itne mast sleevless deep back blouses silwa sakega apni biwi ke liye … unki bhi aap jaise hi size ki problem hogi ..”
Ramesh jaan bujh kar natkhat wali baatein kar raha tha Roshni ke saath.
“Roshni muskurayi .. Ramesh ji mein deti paati lekin wah ab nahi hain sheher mein .. wah shift huye hain kahi aur kuch 15 din pehle. Mujhe bhi ab tailor dhundhni hi hain ..”
Ramesh yah bata sun khush ho jata hain ,, ab mauka tha , uska toh waise bhi ek dost tha jo tailor tha. .. uska number tha uske paas lekin wah khud Roshni ko wahan le kar jana tha ..
“Roshni ji dhundhta hun aap ke liye aap fikar na kariye .. apne dost ke iye bhi dhundhna tha lekin pehle aapke liye dhundunga … “
“Ramesh ji apne dost ke bête ki madat karni chahiye aapne …”
“Roshni ji karunga lekin aapke liye khaskar dhundhunga … aap fir aur sare naye blouses banwa paoge, jaise chahiye aapke bade size wale, waise hi bilkul…”
Ramesh boda size bol chup rehta hain .. wahan Roshni bhi sharmati hain … waise sach toh thi baat unki .. uski size ki blouses asani se milti nahi toh use hi silwni padti thi .. waise bhi use ek tailor chahiye hi tha .. uske paas blouse pieces the aur use aur sare blouses banana the .. ab roz job ke liye use naye blouses chahiye bhi the.
“Ramesh ji theek hain .. please dhundiye aap .. mujhe na kaam se fursat hi nahi milti.”
“rOSHNI JI ZAROR AAPKE LIYE KUCH BHI ..”
Fir Roshni thoda sochti hain ki wah Ramesh ji ko chidhaegi.
“Ramehs ji waise aap ko mere blouses itne kyun pasand … bataiye aapko unmein kuch jyada hi interest dikhta hain.”
“Roshni ji ab aap itni stylish pehenti ho .. mere biwi kit oh itni simple hoti hain .. aapki dekh mujhe pata chala ki aisi stylish blouses bhi banwati hain ladies … waise aap par bahut suit karta hain aapke blouses .. aapki choices sahi hain …”
“Shukriya .. Ramesh ji ab karna padta hain … aaj kal blouses ke style kitne badal gaye hain .. time ke hisaab se waise hi silwane padte hain blouses.”
Haan roshni ji waise aapke hamesha sleeveless hoti hain aur depe back .. use toh aapka badan aur nikhar uth jata hain.”
“Accha aise kya .. “
“Haan Roshni ji … bahut mast hoti hain aapki blouses .. meri biwi aap jaise jwana hoti toh aur sare blouses silwata khud use wahan le jakar .. alag alag style ke jaise mujhe chahiye waise ..”
“Accha Ramesh ji aapko blouses se itna akarshan..”
“Roshni ji blouses mein jo apa jaisi ladies hoti hain unke wajah se hi toh blouses itni mast lagti hain.”
Roshni muskurati hain… uff Ramesh ji aap bhi na …
“Roshni ji dekhiye jo hain wahi bolta hun … aap ki blouses aisi meine bahut kam ladies par dekhi hain .. isliye .. meri patni aap jaisi hoti toh ab us khubsurat dekhna mujhe accha lagega na .”
“Haan biwi par hi na .. bas .”
“Roshni ji haan biwi par hi .. ab aap jaisi umar wali kahan is buddhe ki biwi banegi .. biwi toh dur aap humari gf bhi thode hi banogi .. isliye ab bas aap jaisi ladies par ho blouses dekhne se accha lagne lagta hain”
“Ramesh ji aap ko is umar mein girlfirnd chahiye ..”
Roshni ji meine kab kahan gf chahiye .. bas ab dosti karunga toh hi bahut hain .. aap jaisi dost bhi toh kabhi nahi mili hain mujhe .. aap jaisi itni khubsurat aur smart mahila kab mere jaise buddhe ki dost bhi banti hain”
“Ramesh ji .. dosti toh theek hain ..”
Roshni ji haan lekin kabhi man karta hain koi gf ho .. pata hain 23 ka tha tab shaadi huyi thi … yeh gf toh kabhi nahi thi meri ..bas meri biwi …”
“Wiase roshni ji aapke bfs the .. aapke pati se pehle”
“Ramesh ji aapko bahut diljaspi?”
“Roshni ji kuch pucha toh seedhe aap aise hi kyun kehti ho … aapko kuhc puch bhi nahi sakta dost hokar”
“Hmm Ramesh ji accha theek hain baba .. .. mera ek bf tha Ramesh ji college mein .... “
“Accha Roshni ji us bf ne aapko biwi nahi banaya … pagal hain kya aap jaisi lady ko gf bana diya lekin biwi nahi ..”
“Ramesh ji wah ab kya bolna .. bas purani baat hain choriye”
“Roshni ji wah aadmi mila toh use bolunga .. roshni ji jaisi ladies ko biwiw nahi banakaru usne itni badi galti ki .. aap jaisi khubsurat biwi hoti uski .. mujhe yakeen hain abhi uski biwi hain wah aapke muqable kuch nahi hain”
“Uff Ramesh ji aap bhi na .. uski bhi biwiw acchi hi hain”
“Roshni ji aap se toh bilkul nahi acchi .. aap sabse acchi ho>”
Roshni is baat par muskurati hain ..
“Yeh sabse acchi kyun Ramesh ji .. “
Roshni ji aap sabse khubsurat, sabse smart, sabse acche dil ki mahila ho.. aap se dosti kar mein bahut khush hun , kabhi nahi socha tha aap ajsi beauty meri dost banegi.”
“Ramesh ji aaj kuch jyada hi tariff chal rahi hain .. us din toh aap garden lejakr mujhe kiss karne lage .. aur aaj itni tariff .. kya chal raha hain Ramesh ji.”
“Roshni ji kuch nahi chal raha hain .. dosti chal rahi hain .. garden aapko isliye le gaya tha kyunki meri acchi dost ne kaha tha use nature pasand hain .. aur rahi tarrif ki .. jo sach hain wahi bolta hun .. jhut nahi bol raha hun ..”
“Oh itne khayal rakhne wale aur tariff karne wale dost kabhi nahi mile .. lagta hain mein hi LUCKY hun aap dost bane ho.”
(Roshni ji aap mujhe pasand ho .. aap ki har cheez mujhe pasand hain .. bas apke saath hi waqt guzarne ka man karta hain har baar .. aapko toh meri gf banana hain … meri Roshni meri gf ….)
Ab wah Roshni ke ghar pahunch jate hain .. Roshni niche utarti hain ..
“Roshni ji kal subah aaunga mein aaapko lene …”
Roshni muskurati hain … Ramesh ki nazar use apni kamar par use dikhti hain .. Roshni fir jaan bujh kar apni kamar thodi aur dikhati hain, aur Ramesh wahan aur ghure jar aha hain. “Ramesh ji kahan nazar hain aapki …
(Roshni ji tumhare gore se nazuk kamar par hain .. man kar raha hain wahan chum lun dear)
Roshni ji kuch nahi bas … “
“Ramesh ji mere kamar ko ghur rahe the na .. sach batao.”
“Roshni ji ab aapkka bada ho hain ki ….”
Roshni is baat se thodi sehem jati hain .. tajub se use is bat aka bura nahi lag raha tha .. Use Ramesh ke aise bolne se accha lag raha tha … wahan uske pati toh kabhi uski tariff na karte … yahan Ramesh Jaisa Buddha use ghurta rehta hain aur tariff par tariff hi karta hain … use yah Ramesh ki baat pasand thi kafi.
“Ramesh ji lagta hain biwi ko bahut miss kar rahe ho … chutti le lo aur use fir se milne jao haha.”
(Roshni ji ab aap ho itni mast toh ab biwi se kya karu .. aap hi aao meri biwi jaise bano .. bahut hi maze lunga tere is badan ki … tere is hothon par jahan se tu itni pyari muskaan deti hain , wahi par apne lund ki chumme lena chahta hun .. uffff..)
Ramesh ki lund ubhara hua tha … Roshni wahan ek nazar daalti haina ur mud kar chali jati hain… Ramesh rickshaw mein baithe hero jaise man mein budbudata hain “palat .. meri raani palat aur dekh apne hero ko.”
Usi samay Roshni bhi palat kar dekhti hain … Ramesh use dekh muskurata hain … Roshni apne mathe par halke se marti hun .. fir chali jati hain apni chutadon ko matkate huye ..
Wahan Ramesh uski matakti chal aur kamar ko dekh apne lund ko joron se masalta hain .. Aaj toh wah raat mein roshni ke naam par muth maarkar bahut sara maal nikalne wala tha …
Roshni ghar ke andar jaati hain toh wah Ronit ko bulati hain…
“Aji sunte ho , mein aa gayi hun ghar par .. aap kahan ho.”
Ronit ghar par nahi tha .. kahi bahar gaye the .. Roshni apne kamre mein jakar nighty mein change kar leti hain ..
2 ghante baad kuch 1.30 baje Ronit ghar aata hain..
“Ronit aap kahan the … aap phone bhi nahi utha rahe the,.”
“bahar gaya tha doston ke saath”
“Itni raat .. jabki mein boli thi ki mein ghar aane wali hun aaj.”
“Fir mein kya karu .. itne din toh nayi thi .. ab aayi ho toh taane marna shuru”
“Ronit tum der raat pine gaye the doston ke saath .. mein boli thin a tumhare awara dost unke saath na jao .. unhe tumhari bhalai ki khair nahi.”
“Jiase mere biwi ko bahut hain , kitne dinon baad aayi ho … yahan mujhe akele chor diya .. ab doston ke saath gaya toh ussse bhi problem.”
“Ronit mein kaam ke silsilse nahi aayi na .. mein humare liye kaam karne wahan ngo jaati hun na, tumhare jaise bekar toh nahi baithi hun ghar par.”
“Roshni tum kuch jyada hi bol rahi ho … mat karo kaam kisne bola tha ..”
“Kisne bola tha ?? … arrey aapki galti ke wajah se business dub gaya hain .. aur aap toh kaam nahi kar rahe ho, mujhe hi ghar chalane ke liye job leni padi..”
“Ronit kuch bolta nahi kuch second aur fir “Business dub gaya toh mein kya karu .. mein toh bahut mehnat kit hi …”
“Haan lekin ab wahi mehnat job shuru karne mein karo .. bas is ngo ke job par ghar asani se nahi chalega .. aur tumhari daru ki aadat toh humein aur duba le jaegi..”
Ronit ghusse se kamre mein jata hain aur fir bistar bina kapde nikale so jata hain …
Roshni ab sofe par baithi apne khayalon mein
(fir wah sochti hain – wahan teen buddhe mere diwane bane baithe hain mere badan ko masalne ki koshishon mein jaari hain … aur yahan mere hi pati meri taraf pyaar se toh dekhte hi nahi … hafte ho gaye hum bistar par physical bhi nahi huye hain .. ab kitni aur bardasht karu meri romantic life ujadte huye dekhkar. Hum mein pyar toh bahut dur ki baat hain. mein Ronit ki galti ko sudharne itna sab kuch kar rahi hun aur yahan wah khud ko sudharne ke liye kuch nahi kar rahe hain.. )
(Roshni kya ab un teen buddhon ke aur paas chali jaegi .. kya wah apni physical needs to mitane un teen buddhon ko apne badan ki aur luft uthane dene wali hain ...)