JEEJU ji ka namard sissy sala

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( as u kept tying ur ponytail i was peeping at ur armpits )

ha kabhi kabhi tum tumhari behan se jyada pretty dikhti ho ( by mistkae dikhti bol diya instead of dikhta )

4-5 saal bad shadi krwana hai na tumhara to tum aise dikhte ho ladki kaun dega tumhe ? hmm  ( acting like a concerned jija )

( but when u said ki kash tum ladki hi paiada hui hoti )

whatt ? ( it was slight crazy for u to say it as aaj ke time me jab har koi extra mard banne ki koshish kr rha hai u were telling me ki u wanted t become a girl )

girl banke kya krte tum ? kya fayda hota tumhara hmm ? isnt it good to be a guy ( flexed my muscles and showed my biceps) mard ban yaar tere mummy papa ko kitna bura lagta hoga 

( ye sab lecture mai de rha tha lekin trouser me my 13  incher BBC impression dikh rha tha which means tere waha khade rehne se mera lund garam to ho rha tha)

mai aapka lecture sun raha tha....ache se...

then i said ki ...agar sab koi extra mard banne lagega ...

to lardki ke role kon pure karega...

duniya mai sirf mard hone to nahi chalega na ...

lardkiya bhi to hone chaiye na...

yese bhi duniya mai pretty lardkiyu ki kami hai...(haste hue bola...)




bolte hue mai bahar ke gate ke taraf jane laga ...

rukiye aapke liye newsapaper bhi la deti hu...

bahar doorstep pe hoga


aur ek min ke andar aapke liye newspaper bhi la diya...

aur bola ab bataiye agar sab extra mard hote to aapke liye ..newspaper late????