JEEJU ji ka namard sissy sala

[KaliaPintu]

(tying my ponytail)

dikkat aage jaye ke????
,,,,,haa sahi bola aapne dikkat to hogi ...

dekho aapko bhi lagta hai na ..i look like a pretty girl......

is liye bhi mai apne aap ko change karna chata hu....

but nahi kar shakta ...........(sad hote hue bola)

kaash mai ladrki hi paida hua hota...to acha hota...(sadly)

but ab kya hikar shakte hai...

aap chai piye ja rahe the ssipppp ssiipppp aur mai aapke aage lardki ki tarah khade hoke baatein kar raha tha....

( as u kept tying ur ponytail i was peeping at ur armpits )

ha kabhi kabhi tum tumhari behan se jyada pretty dikhti ho ( by mistkae dikhti bol diya instead of dikhta )

4-5 saal bad shadi krwana hai na tumhara to tum aise dikhte ho ladki kaun dega tumhe ? hmm  ( acting like a concerned jija )

( but when u said ki kash tum ladki hi paiada hui hoti )

whatt ? ( it was slight crazy for u to say it as aaj ke time me jab har koi extra mard banne ki koshish kr rha hai u were telling me ki u wanted t become a girl )

girl banke kya krte tum ? kya fayda hota tumhara hmm ? isnt it good to be a guy ( flexed my muscles and showed my biceps) mard ban yaar tere mummy papa ko kitna bura lagta hoga 

( ye sab lecture mai de rha tha lekin trouser me my 13  incher BBC impression dikh rha tha which means tere waha khade rehne se mera lund garam to ho rha tha)