20-06-2023, 11:15 AM
(19-06-2023, 03:07 PM)Kundalini Wrote: Ek din mummy ko mall jana tha kapdo ki shopping k liye. Wo naha dhokar saj dhajkar tayyar ho jati hein jaane k liye. Wo ek mast cream color ki saree pehenti hein with tight low cut blouse. Saree thodi transparent thi, koi dhyan se dekhe to usko pallu mai se kafi cleavage dikh sakti thi. saree navel se neeche bandhi hone k karan pet aur kamar full dikh rhe the. Hothon par red lipstick. Mummy k hoth bade bade aur full the jinpar lipstick lagakar unka face bohot kamuk lagta tha. Wo agar honth thode khol kar slow motion mai kisi mard ki aankhon mai dekh le to uska wahi nikal jaye. Aise tayyar hokar mummy ghar se bahar main road par aati hein aur auto dekhne lagti hein. Kaafi wait karne par bhi koi khaali auto ni aata. Mummy thoda pareshan ho jaati hein. Finally ek auto aata hai aur mummy usko kaafi hath dekar rokti hein.
Mummy: Are auto wale bhaiya, ruko!
Auto wala auto mummy k pas rokta hai aur kehta hai
Auto wala: Mai apka bhaiya ni hun. Mai aap jaisi modern aurat ko behenji kehne lagu to aapko kaisa lagega?
Mummy ko thodi sharmindgi hoti hai
Mummy: I'm sorry auto wale ji. Par mujhe samajh ni aaya mai aur kya kahun. Mujhe derogatory words like "ae driver, ae auto" kehna accha ni lagta aap logo k liye.
Auto wala samajh jata hai ki mummy kaafi kind aur komal hriday hein
Auto wala: Madam mai amitabh bachchan ka fan hun aur Mard movie meri favorite hai. Jaise usme Amitabh apne ko "Mard tange wala" bulate hein mai bhi apne aapko "Mard auto wala" bulata hun. Aap bhi mujhe yahii bula sakti hein.
Mummy uski baat par smile karti hein. mummy ko ye interesting lagta hai ki ye auto wala apna title ek movie se le rha hai aur gareeb hote hue bhi khudko amitabh bachchan se compare kar rha hai.
Mummy: Theek hai Mard Auto Wale ji, mai bhi aapko yahi bulaungi.
Autowala: Aapne mera title to puch liya par apna ni bataya.
Mummy: Ji mera naam Sheetal hai.
Autowala: Sheetal ji mene aapka naam ni title pucha hai. Jaise mera Mard auto wala hai, waise.
Mummy: Mera to aise koi title ni. Mujhe to koi gaadi bhi chalani ni aati.
Autowala: Koi baat ni madam, mai aapko title de deta hun - "Aurat pretty lips wali"
Mummy: Accha theek hai. Mera titlekaran to tumne kar diya ab ye batao kya tum mujhe bithakar le chaloge?
Autowala: Bilkul madam aapko bithakar le chalenge. Aapko bithane k liye to mai hamesha tayyar hun.
Mummy: Rehne do. kabse khadi wait kar rhi thi, kisi ne mujko ni bithaya.
Autowala: Ye unki badkismati thi. Shyad aapke bhagya mai mere sath baitha hi likha hai. Mai aapko hamesha bithakar rakhunga madam, kabhi aapko khada ni rehne dunga.
Mummy: Mai bhi tayyar hun Mard ji hamesha aapke sath baithne k liye. Lekin aisa kaise hoga?
Autowala: Madam aap mujhe apna number de dijiye. Mai aapko miss call karta hun aur aap mera number save kar lijiye. Mera ghar paas hi mai hai. Jab bhi aapka baithne ka man kare aap mujhe call kar dena mai aa jaunga aapko bithane k liye.
Mummy usko apna number de deti hein aur wo unko miss call marta hai. Mummy uska number save kar leti hein "Mard auto wala" k naam se. Autowala bhi mummy ka number unko diye title se save karta hai but change k saath. Usne mummy ka naam save kiya "Sheetal mast figure wali". Fir wo mummy ko auto mai baithne ko kehta hai, mummy piche baith jaati hein ar wo dono chl padte hein. Chlte hue autowala puchta hai
Autowala: Kha chlna chahti ho madam?
Mummy: Kuch kapde lene the to soch rhi hun mall chlti hun
Autowala: Apne liye kapde lene hein?
Mummy: Han apne liye lene hein
Autowala: Vaise agar aap bura na maanein to mall mai kapde utne khaas ni milte. Unki fitting hi ni aati, khaskar aap jaisi figure ki aurat k liye jo normally saree pehenti hein. Mall mai cheeze mehngi milti hein aur sahi bhi ni aati.
Mummy ko pta thi ye baat. Wo jab bhi mall se saree blouse ya suit salvar ya kabhi kabhar lehnga choli laati thi to wo kabhi fit ni aate the aur unko fir tailor k chakkar katne padte the uska kharch aur jhanjhat alag.
Mummy: Baat to aapki sahi lekin kar bhi kya sakte hein. Sab malls mai aisa hi hota hai.
Autowala: Madam mai ek dukan janta hun. Mere janne wale ki hai. Ladies garments ki hi hai. Wha aapko kaafi sasti sariyan mil jaygi. Wo khud hi tailor bhi hai so koi bhi fitting issue ho free mai fix ho jata hai. Aap kahe to wha chl sakte hein.
Mummy ko uska proposal accha lga. Lekin jab wo autowale se us dukaan ki location puchti hai to unhe pta chlta hai ki ye dukan to ek slum area mai hai jo unki colony k bagal mai hi hai. Wha se colony ka naala bhi guzarta hai. Mummy sochti hein ki wha kaisi hi saree milti hogi. Ab mummy ka man ni tha wha jaane ka lekin wo ye autowale ko bolkar uska dil ni dukhana chahti thi, so wo bolti hein
Mummy: Ji aapka proposal bohot accha hai lekin mujhe mall se much dusri cheeze bhi leni hein to aaj aap mujhe mall hi le chaliye. aapki dukaan par mai fir kabhi zaroor aaungi.
Ye baat sach bhi thi, mummy ko aur bhi cheezein leni thi mall se.
Wo log mall pohch jate hein. Jaate hue auto wala bolta hai
Autowala: Madam apne is auto wale ko yaad rakhiye ga. Jab bhi aapko baithkar jana ho mujhe call kar dijiyega.
Mummy: Don't worry, mai aapko yaad rakhungi Mard Auto Wale ji.
Aur smile dekar chli jaati hein.
Very erotic start .. more if Mard Autowale character plz