Adultery Mummy aur Uncle ka payar

[suraj Agarwal]

Toh dosto agli subh jaise hi mai uthta hu, aur fresh hokar niche jata hu, mummy mujhe puja kartte hue nazar aati hai.aur unhe deakh kar mujhe fir raat ko kiya mera kaam yaad aa jata hai.mujhe achha nahi lag rha tha ki mai apni bholi mummy ke liye aisa soch raha hu.fir mujhr kudh se hi ghrrn aane lagi.As aap logo ko bhi muth marne ke baad aisi feeling aati hogi.fir mai aisa dubara naa karne ka soch kar who bhul jata hu. Fir wahi daily routine mai clg chala jata hu, shaam ko jab wapas aata hu,toh mummy mujhr ghar me nahi milti,par mummy ki awaaj chaat se aa rahi thi.aur jab mai upper jaa kar dekhta hu,toh pata hu mummy aur uncle dono chatt me baatein kar rahe hai, kabhi Aunty ki toh kabhi ghar me problems ki toh kabhi kuch news topics ki. Fir mummy kapde utha kar niche aa gyi. Aur yeah sab daily hone laga…….dheere Dheere mummy aur uncle daily shaam ko chatt par mil jaate aur baatein karte.dosto uncle ke office ka time fix tha who subh jakar shaam tak wapas aa jaate hai, unlinke papa jinka work hour kabhi decide nahii rehta. Jab kabhi papa ghr me shaam ke waqt hote toh who bhi Mummy aur uncle ki baatein ko join kar lete,par tab mummy uncle se jayada baat nahi karti.may be mummy ko darr tha ki papa kahi galat way me na lele.
mummy aur papa ke bich bhi iss dauran ko nook jhook nahi hui. aisa laghbagh ek mahine tak chala uske baad toh jaise mummy aur uncle ko adat ho gyi thi ek dusre se baatein karne ki dono shaam ko chatt par pahuch hi jaate hai.Aur mummy toh jaldi chali jaati (kyoni aapko papat hai ladies ko gossipy ka bahut shauk hota hai,aur meri mummy ko toh baatein karna bahut pasand hai, wahi mere papa ka nature ulta hai,unhe jyda baatein krne ki aadat nahi hai,papa toh syd apne kuch dosto aur muumy se jyda baatein krte hai) aur kyonki mummy pehle Aunty se daily gossip krti,aur ab Aunty ke naa hone par woh uncle se baatein krne lagi hai.ab ek din raat me khate waqt mummy ne papa ko bataya ki bhaisahab kal mumbai jaa rahe hai didi ko dekhne,
papa- achha hai,bahut waqt se mile bhi nahi hai dono.
mummy- haan wahi na.
papa -hmm
mummy- meri bhi didi se kabse baat nahi hui.
papa- toh unse call pe baat kar lo.
mummy- arre hnn.
mummy- papa didi toh mobile rakhti hi nahi,aur unke bete ka no nahi mere pass.
(dosto Aunty thodi purane jamane ki hai isliye woh mobile use nahi krti,uncle ke ghr pe landline hai jisse woh sabse baatein kiya karti thi.)
papa- hmmm...mere pass bhi nahi hai unka no toh.
papa- koi baat nahi bhaisahab jaa rahe haina,unke mobile se baat kar lena.

dosto unlike Aunty uncle kudh ko kaafi updated rakhte hai,woh news tech ki saari info padhte aur gain krte hai.isliye unke pass ek badhiya smartphone bhi hai, par mummy bhi Aunty ki hi tarah hai technology se dur,para maine aur didi ne unhe kaafi kuch sikhaya hai jaise google use,youtube, whatsup jaise use krna. Aur fir papa ne bhi mummy ko ek mobile gift me de diya, mummy toh maily apne relatives jaise mama,nana nai ya mausi ya apne kisi dost se baat krti yaa toh woh youtube se bhajan sunti rehti,mummy whatsup me kisi se baat naqhi krti par hnn use krna janti hai,woh jydatar status hi dekhti hai.ab papa ki next day se Night shift ho gyi...isliye woh sham ko nikal jaate aur subh subh aate hai.aur mummy ko toh Aunty se baat krni thi,aur unke pass uncle ka no nahi tha.aur papa ghar pe nahi thy, Toh mummy ne shaam ko mujhe uncle ko call krne ko bola...but mere End sem chal rhe thy,toh maine mummy ke mobile me uncle ka no...save kar diya.aur unhe bata diya....maine mummy ke mobile me uncle ka no...uncle naam se hi save kar diya,As aaplog jante hi hai indian things.