Fantasy Kareena Kapoor ka vacation

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Part 6:

kareena fresh hokar taiyar hokar kamre se bahir ati hai aur seedha kitchen jati hai jaha kaka nashta bana kar taiyar hote hai,

kareena: agayi naha dhoo kar kaka, chalo nashta karlete hai,
kaka: arey agayi beti, chalo nashte karte hai.
phir kaka aur kareena dono table par baith kar nashte karte aur tv dekhte. aur yaha waha ki baatien karte hai. kuch der nashta karne k baad kaka kitchen mai jate hai aur bartan dhone lagte hai, aur kareena khadi hokar kitchen ki taraf kaka ki taraf ati hai aur bolti hai,
kareena: arey kaka main bartan dhoo deti hu, aap aram karo, kitna kaam karoge aap, mujhe acha nahi lagta aap itna kaam karte ho.
kaka: arey beta yeh toh mera kaam hai, agar kaam nahi karoga toh aur kya karoga. waisey bhi main apni beti ke liye kaam kar raha hu, takey koi takleef na ho.
kareena: agar aap mujhe apni beti maante ho toh meri bhi baat suna karo kaka.
kaka: arey beta assi baat nahi, aap chutti par ayi hona toh aram karo, main hona apki seva karne ke liye beta.
kareena: shukriya kaka, agar aap nahi hote toh main toh akele akele bore hojati aur mera pura vacation kharab hojata.
kaka: mere hote hoye kaise apni beti ka vacation kharab hone deta. tum jao sofe par baith kar aram karo beta.
Phir kareena sofe par jakar baith jati hai, aur kareena kaka ke sath baatien karti hai, kaka kitchen se aur kareena sofe par thi.

kaka ki nazar uss time kareena par jati hai jo sofe par baithi thi,



kaka ki nazar kareena ki gore gore pairo par jati hai, kareena k pair doodh jaise gore hote hai. kaka toh bas eik nazar hi dekhte hai aur phir apne kaam mai lag jate hai.

kaka: arey beta, lagta hai tum bachpan mai doodh bhot zaida piti thi isliye itni gori ho. (haaste haaste)
kareena: (haaste haaste) kya kaka tum bhi, waisey gori toh main bachpan se hu, ab doodh pine se hoyi ke nahi woh mujhe nahi pata.
kaka: beta waisey jab tum yoga pant pahanti ho tab patli lagti ho likin bina yoga pant k toh patli nahi lagti (haaste haaste)
kareena: (haaste aur sharmate)arey kaka mainey apko bataya tha na ke yoga pant toh logo ko ullu banane k liye pahante hai takey patle lagey. likin aap mujhe assa bol raha ho ke main moti lagti ho bina yoga pant pahane?
kaka: arey nahi nahi beta, mera matlab assa nahi tha, main toh bas tumko bata raha tha. tum toh meri bhot sundar beti ho. itna yoga exercise karti ho kaise moti hosakti ho tum.
kareena: ha woh baat toh hai kaka. likin aaj kaal itna time nahi milta exercise aur yoga karne ka isliye kabhi kabhi control mai khana kha na padta hai.
kaka: arey beta, zindagi eik bar milti hai, khana pina khao aur mazey karne ka. kab tak asey hi zindagi nikalne ki.
kareena: baat toh sahi boli apne kaka. but kya karey saif mujhe control karne ko bolte hai takey main moti na hojao.
kaka: aaj kaal sab log asey hi souchte hai beta. likin hamashe dil ki sunne ki. jo dil kahey woh hi karne ka.
kareena: sachi kaka, likin india mai rah kar sab adaat kharab hojati hai. society mai sab logo ke bich mai rahna padta hai toh sab kuch dekh kar karna padta hai.
kaka: sahi bola beta, high class society ke log hote. isliye hum log canada mai rahte itne saalo se, canada mai koi high class koi low class nahi hota, sab eik jaise rahte yaha.
kareena: mujhe bhi assey hi rahna pasand hai kaka. likin kya karey family india mai rahte hai aur sab kaam business india mai hai.
kaka: chalo dekhte zindagi kaha lakar jati hai beta.
kareena aur kaka asey hi baatien karte hai aur kuch der mai kaka khana banane ki taiyari karte hai. aur kareena khadi hokar kitchen mai kaka ke pass akar khadi hojati hai.
Kaka: beta aaj kya khana pasand karogi tum?
kareena: jo apko pasand ho wohi bana do kaka. mujhe sab kuch acha lagta hai.
kaka: arey beta, main aaj tumhari pasand ka khana banana chahahata hu, ab meri beti ke liye itna bhi nahi kar sakta.
kareena: acha toh eik kaam karo chicken biryani bana do, mujhe biryani bhot pasand hai kaka.
kaka: arey wah beta, mujhe bhi biryani bhot pasand hai. main bhot achi biryani banata hu.
kareena:  toh aaj chicken biryani bana do hum sath mil kar khayegey
kaka: likin beta chicken lene mujhe market jana padega, eik kaam karta hu jalid se jakar market se chicken lakar ata hu.
kareena: arey mujhe laga apne chicken kharida honga, chalo main bhi ati hu apke sath, mera bhi timepass hojayega market mai.
kaka: arey beta,tum taiyar hongi tab tak toh main lakar bhi ajaoga saman(haaste haaste).
kareena: kya kaka ap bhi, main jaldi bas 1 min mai taiyar hojaogi.
kaka: pakka jaldi taiyar hojaogi na beta, warna late hojayega saman lane mai,
kareena: bas abhi ayi kaka, aap eik kaam karo aap car mai jakar mera wait karo main 1 min mai ati hu.
kaka: chalo main bahir car mai tumhara wait karta hu, jaldi anna beta.

phir kareena apne kamre mai jakar taiyar hoti hai aur kaka bahir jakar apni car ko start karte hai aur kareena ke anna ka wait karte hai. ander kamre mai kareena apne bag mai se kuch kapde nikalti hai, uske pass koi zaida kapde nahi they jo woh bahir pahan kar jaa sake. kareena ke pass koi dosra option nahi tha aur usney eik white dress pahani. kafi late hogaya tha kareena taiyar hokar ayi nahi thi, toh kaka ne soucha kareena ko phone karke jaldi anne ko bolu likin phone karne se phaley kareena ghar se bahir ati hai. kareena samne se chal kar car ki taraf arahi thi,



kaka ki nazar kareena ko dekhti hai, kareena eik pari gudiya lag rahi thi uss dress mai. kaka ne aaj phali bar kareena ko iss rup mai dekha tha. kareena ki dress ghutno ke bhot uper thi, jiski wajase kareena ki pure pairo ke darshan horahey they, aur doodh jaisi jaanghon ke bhi darshan horahey they. kareena car k ander akar baith jati hai.

kareena: sorry kaka late hogaya.
kaka: arey beta itna late kyu hogaya, taiyar hone mai koi itna time thodi lagata hai. kyu late hua ?
kareena: arey kaka apko pata hana, mere pass zaida kapde nahi bahir pahane k liye isliye souch rahi thi konsi dress pahano. dekho ab yeh dress pahani padi mujhe. kitni chotti hai yeh dress kaka. mere ghutno tak bhi nahi arahi hai. mujhe toh bhot sharam arahi thi.
kaka: arey beta, itni achi dress toh hai, pari lag rahi ho iss white color ki dress mai. sachi meri beti kitni sundar lag rahi hai inn kapdo mai. sharam kis baat ki beta. canada mai toh log isse bhi chotte chotte kapde pahante hai.
kareena: arey kaka, aap toh mera baap saman ho isliye apse koi sharam nahi likin mujhe bahir jane mai sharam arahi hai.
kaka: arey beta sharmane ki koi baat nahi, bas 2 min ka kaam hai. agar tumko itni sharam arahi hai toh eik kaam karna tum car mai hi baithi rahna main jaldi se ander jakar chicken lakar ajaoga.
kareena: acha idea hai kaka, main nahi chahahti k mujhe koi iss halat mai dekhe mujhe sharam arahi hai bahir jane mai.
kaka: sharmane ki koi zarurat nahi beta, tum aram se car k ander baithna bas. agar meri beti ko acha nahi lagta toh koi baat nahi, main jaldi se jakar chicken lakar ajaoga.
kareena: mujhe toh bas ghar se bahir nikalna tha kaka, bore hojati akele akele ghar mai.

phir kaka car chalate hai, car chalate chalate kaka kareena ko dekh rahey they, kaka ki nazar kareena ke pairo par jati hai. kareena kaka dono baatien bhi kar rahey hote hai.

kareena: kya dekh rahey ho kaka?
kaka: beta main yeh dekh raha hu ke meri pari beti kitni sundar lag rahi hai. waisey beta tumhare pair kitne gore gore hai. konsi cream lagati ho mujhe bhi batao, mujhe bhi apne pairo ko gora karna hai (haaste haaste)
kareena: (haaste haaste) arey kaka, koi cream nahi lagati hu, mere pair bachpan se hi itne gore gore hai.

Kareena thodi sharma jati hai aur apne dress ko bar bar sahi kar rahi hoti hai , kyu k car mai baithne ki wajase uska dress bar bar jaangho se uper jaraha tha aur usko takleef horahi thi dress ko sahi karne mai. kaka bhi uske pairo ko dekh rahey the aur unho dekha k kareena ko kapdo ko bar bar sahi kar rahi hai, aur usko takleef horahi hai.

kaka: beta tumko koi takleef hai? sab thik toh hana?
kareena: arey kuch nahi kaka, bas mera yeh dress thoda chotta hana isliye sahi karne mai takleef horahi hai.
kaka: arey beta itna acha dress hai, mainey bataya na tumko canada mai toh log isse bhi chotte chotte kapde pahante hai, waisey bhi tum abhi car mai baithi ho mere sath fikar mat karo, aur car se bahir mat anna tum. bas aram se car main baithna.
kareena: sahi bola apne kaka, waisey bhi main bahir nahi anne wali, dil toh kar raha tha apke sath ao likin iss dress mai main comfortable nahi.
kaka: koi baat nahi na meri pyaari beti aram se baitho tum. aur waisey bhi beta sab ke pair eik jaise hote hai, bas kisi ke gore hote toh kisi ke kale. pair toh pair hote hana( haaste haaste)
kareena: (haaste haaste)waisey apki baat toh sahi hai kaka, pair toh pair hote, main faltu mai dar rahi ho. chalo main bhi himmat karke apke sath ati hu ander. waisey bhi jaldi kaam khatam hojayega na.
kaka: arey wah, meri beti toh bhot himmat wali hai. chalo ab ander chalte beta. market agayi.

kaka ne kareena ko ab iss dress mai comfortable kardiya tha aur dono ander market mai chaley jate hai. ander jane ke baad kaka aur kareena dono sath sath chal rahey hote hai aur baatien karte hai yaha waha ki. kuch der chalne k baad kaka ki nazar eik ladki par jati hai jo shopping kar rahi hoti hai,



kaka: dekh beta, tu itna sharma rahi thi inn kapdo mai, iss ladki ko dekh kaise kapde pahana hai.
kareena: baap re baap, itna tight dress aur itni chotti dress. main toh kabhi asey kapde nahi pahan sakti bahir logo ke samne. main toh sharam se pani pani hojao asey kapde pahan kar kaka.
kaka: yehi toh batana chahata tha tumko beta, canada mai log asey hi kapde pahante hai, aur log nahi sharmate hai asey kapde bahir pahante hai. apne india ke log hi zaida sharmate hai (haaste haaste).
kareena: waisey mainey eik cheez notice ki ke iss ladki ne asey kapde pahane hai likin phir bhi isko koi dekh nahi raha hai, toh mujhe koi kyu dekheyga. lagta hai yaha ke log bhot sharif hai (haaste haaste)
kaka: arey inn logo ke liye toh yeh normal cheez hai beta. isliye mainey tumko bola ke sharmane ki koi zarurat nahi. jaise chaho waisey raho.
kareena: sach bola apne kaka, yaha ke log india jaise nahi na, gor gor kar dekhte hai.
kaka: ha beta, yaha ke log bhot achey hai. isliye fikar karne ki zarurat nahi. chalo ab ghar chalte beta.
kareena ab thoda comfortable feel kar rahi thi yeh sab dekhne ke baad aur phaley se kum sharma rahi thi. dono saman lakar ghar nikal jate hai. car ke ander bhi dono ki yaha waha ki baatien chal rahi hoti hai.
kaka: beta tum bol rahi thi ke tum bhot kum kapde lakar ayi ho apne sath? tumko shopping karni hai?
kareena: ha kaka kum kapde toh lakar ayi hu, likin shopping karo ke nahi pata nahi, kyu ke kuch dino mai saif ajayege toh shayad unke sath hi shopping karne jaogi.
kaka: chalo jaisa tumko sahi lagey beta, agar shopping karni ho toh kaal apun log jasakte hai. baki tumhari marzi beta.
kareena: dekhte hai kaka, kaal ki baat kaal, abhi toh ghar jakar khana banane ki taiyari karey.

phir kaka kareena dono ghar ajate hai.