Fantasy Delhi ki Garma Garam Chudai

[mastmard]

I recently got shifted to Delhi for exam preparation. Finding a place in Delhi is very hectic job. Subah se apne friend sumit ko sath le ke ghar dekh raha tha. Ab tak yeh halat ho gayi thi ki jo mile le lo. Par kehte hai na hi ki bhagwan jo karta hai acha hi karta hai.


Punjabi colony ke ek ghar ke bahar “To Let” ka board dekh ke humne bell bajayi. Ek mast Punjabi aunty ne darwaja khola. Hum dono ke muh to khule hi reh  gaye.

Aunty: haanji kahiye

Me: Aunty who mujhe room chahiye tha (Aunty ko thoda ghurte hue kaha)

Aunty: Yeh lo chabi, first floor pe hai, dekh lo ja ke

Hum dono first floor pe room mei chale gaye.

Me: Abe room to sahi hai

Sumit: Room chod saale aunty kya maal hai

Me: Tharki saale jaha dekho lauda khada kar leta hai

Sumit: Saale mai to bas khada karta hoo, tu to ghusa hi deta hai

Me: hahaha

Hum dono niche aa gaye aur aunty ko bola ki hume room pasand hai

Aunty: Beta rent 5000 hoga aur tumhe hamari taraf se kisi bhi tarah ki koi disturbance nahi hogi.

Me: ji aunty, its ok. Mai kal evening tak shift kar loonga.

Jaise hi hum bahar jaane lage to ek mast 20-21 saal ki laundiya gand matkati hui andar aayi ghar ke. Mai thoda sa ghurne laga use. Kya mast cheej thi woh, par attitude typical delhi ladki wala tha.

Mummy yeh kaun log hai (andar ja ke)

Aunty: Rita kaha chali gayi thi tu, itni der laga ke aayi hai. Naya kirayedar hai hamara

Hum dono apni bike le ke wapis chal pade

Sumit: saale kya kismat hai tere lund ki, maal maa aur usse bhi mast beti

Me: chiii chiii saale aunty pe to nazar mat daal

Sumit: saale tharki, ache se janta hu tujhe, aunty ko dekhte hi khada ho gaya tha tera


Me: hahaha, aunty chod uski beti ko soch, kya mamme the yaar aur kya gand uffff