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Anoop apni bike par badi bahan Aparna ko lift dekar college le aaya.
Aparna: “Tujhe kya lagta hain, ho gaya hoga?”
Anoop: “Kya?”
Aparna: “Rajesh uncle aur Mummy ka. Ab ta to ho gaya hoga!”
Anoop: “Chhichhori kahi ki. Mummy ke baare me aesi baat karte sharm nahi aati”
Aparna: “Main to soch rahi hoon ki is umra me kaise karte hoge!”
Anoop: “Mummy aaj bhi is umra me aapse jyada khubsurat lagti hain”
Aparna: “Wo to main bhi maanti hoon. Magar ek driver ke saath!”
Anoop ne Aparna ko gusse me dekha.
Anoop: “Rajesh uncle to phir bhi achchhe dikhte hain. Aapne pichhle saal election jitne ke liye kiske saath karwaya tha, yaad hain?”
Aparna: “Main majaak kar rahi thi. Mummy ko agar khushi milti hain to isme koi burai nahi hain”
Anoop: “Magar main serious hoon. Aapne pichhel saal Vimal ke saath kisi khushi se nahi kiya tha. Papa aur mummy ko pata chala to kya hoga!”
Aparna: “Election jeetne ke liye main kuchh bhi kar sakti hoon. Maine to socha tha ki tujhko bhi offer dungi”
Anoop: “Chheee! Aap jao”
Aparna: “Majaak tha. Tu apna nomination waapis le le”
Anoop: “Pata nahi, apne supporteers ko kya muh dikhaunga. Agle saal mujhe ticket bhi nahi denge”
Aparna: “Mera waise bhi last year hain college me. Meri party se ticket dilwa dungi main tujhe agle saal”
Anoop ne apna nomination waapis le liya aur ek baar phir Aparna bin election ke hi jeet gayi.
Mausam har waqt ek jaisa nahi rahta hain. Neta Diwakar ke saath bhi aesa hi hua. Diwakar ka naam ek ghautaale me aaya. Diwakar imaandaar neta tha isliye khud ki party ke logo ke aankh ki kirkiri bhi tha. Kisi ne uska saath nahi diya.
Us ilaake me vipakshi party ka neta Suryakant uska jaani dushman tha. Kahte hain ki usi ne yeh sab karwaya tha. Re-election hua aur Suryakant chunaav jeet gaya.
Case chal raha tha au Diwakar jamanat par baahar tha. Suryakant ne Diwakar ko fasaane ka pura plan kar liya tha.
Diwakar ko lag gaya ki lambe samay ke liye jail jana padega. isliye usne Suryakant se haath milaane ka faisla kiya. Suryakant ka left hand tha uska secratory Deewan. Bahut chaalak aadmi tha.
Diwakar ne Suryakant ko apne ghar bulaya taaki usko manaa sake. Suryakant apne secratory Deewan ke saath Diwakar ke ghar aaya. Uska achchhe se welcome kiya gaya.
Diwakar ne haath jodkar Suryakant se request ki. Diwakar ki wife Mita ne bhi Suryakant se request ki taaki wo Diwakar ko is musibat se baahar nikaal de.
Suryakant ki umra 50 saal thi. Uski biwi kuchh saalo pahle hi chal basi thi. Uska ek beta Sandesh aur beti Suhani the. Dono hi viesh me padhai kar rahe the.
Suryakant ne jab Mita ko dekha to uska imaan dol gaya. Mita 42 ki umra me bhi gajab ki sundar to thi hi. Suryakant ko laga ki ek teer me do nishaane saadh sakte hain.
Suryakant hamesha Diwakar ko neecah dikhana chaahta tha, uski insult karna chaahta tha. Aaj uske paas mauka tha. Usne apni gandi chaal chal di.
Suryakant: “Diwakar, mujhe tumse koi dushmani nahi hain. Aaj main tumhari help karunga to kal tum meri help karoge. Main tumhe is ghautaale ke iljaam se bacha lunga. Magar iske badle mujhe ek din ke liye tumhaari biwi Mita chahiye”
Mita aur Diwakar ek dusre ki shakal dekhne lage. Suryakant ka secratory Deewan bhi apne maalik ki mansha bhaap gaya tha. Wo to uski rag rag se waakif tha.
Diwakar: “Suryakant, yeh kya bol rahe ho! Yeh meri biwi hain, koi naukrani nahi ki kisi ko gift me de du”
Suryakant: “Arre, humne to Mita ki khubsurti ki bahut taarife suni hain. Aaj itne karib se dekh bhi liya. Abhi aur andar se inko jaananaa hain. Waise bhi inke baare me kuchh suna hain. kya naam tha us driver ka Deewaan”
Deewan: “Rajesh naam hain”
Suryakant: “Haa Rajesh. Suna hain usne to Mita ke saath ek bachcha bhi paida kar liya hain. Hum kya driver se bhi gaye gujre hain!”
Diwakar: “Yeh aap kya bol rahe ho. Aesa kuchh nahi hain. Sab afwaah hain. Mera time kharaab chal raha hain isliye aap mera faayda uthha rahe ho”
Suryakant: “Soch lo Diwakar. Apna sir bachana hain to jhukaana padega. Ek baar enquiry aage badh gayi to bachna mushkil hoga. Tum road par aa jaoge aur tumhaari sundar wife bhi road par hogi”
Diwakar ne apni wife Mita ki taraf dekha. Mita ne apni aankhien jhapka kar usko ishara kar diya. Mita apne pati ke liye tyaag karne ko taiyaar thi.
Mita: “Main taiyaar hoon. Par Diwakar Ji par koi aanch nahi aani chahiye”
Suryakant: “Bahut badhiya. Chinta mat karo Mita. Tum mujhe khush karo, main Diwakar ko bacha lunga”
Mita: “Bataiye, kya karna hoga mujhe”
Suryakant: “Tumhaare ghar me kitne naukar hain. Sabko yaha bulao”
Diwakar ne apne saare nuakro ko hall me bula liya.
Suryakant: “Aa gaye sab!”
Diwakar: “Haa, 10 naukar hain. 2 chhutti par hain, 8 log hain yaha”
Suryakant: “Jo naukar chhutti par hain, unki badnasibi. Sabse pahle to Mita apne kapde khol kar nangi ho jao”
Diwakar: “Yeh kya bol rahe ho Suryakant. Yaha sab naukar khade hain”
Suryakant: “Tum beech me mat bolo. Tum aaj ke liye apni biwi mujhko saump chuke ho. Main uske saath chaahe jo karu. Agar tum nahi chaahte to main chala jata hoon”
Mita: “Nahi aap ruko. Main karti hoon”
Saare ghar ke naukar naukarni sakte me aa gaye. Jo jawaan naukar the unki aankhon me hawas aa gayi. Apni khubsurat maalkin ko kapdo me dekhkar hi unko kuchh kuchh hota tha, aaj to unko bahut kuchh dikhne wala tha.
Mita ne bina naukro ki aankhon me jhaanke neechi najre kiye apni saaree utaar li. Mita ka yovan jaisa badan blouse aur peticoat me dikh raha tha.
Diwakar ne aankhein jhuka li. Ghar ki naukaraniyo ne bhi najre jhuka li. Jo puraane bujurg naukar the unhone bhi najre jhuka li. Jin logo ki najre kapde kholti Mita par thi unme the Suryakant, Deewan aur ghar ke saare naye naukar.
Mita ne apna peticoat nikala aur phir apna blouse. Ab wo sab logo ke saamne sirf bra aur panty me khadi thi. Suryakant aur Deewan ek dusre ko dekh khush ho rahe the aur Mita ki khubsurti aur badan ki taarif karte rahe.
Mita ne bhaari dil se apna bra aur panty bhi nikaal di aur sharmaate huye waha khadi rahi.
Suryakant: “Vaah Mita. Bahut sundar. Diwakar tum bade khushkismat ho jo tumhe aesi sundar biwi mili hain. Deewan, dekha tumne! Mita ke boobs itne kadak hain ki thode din pahle jo ladki aayi thi hamaare maje ke liye us se bhi achchhe boobs hain”
Deewan: “Haa sir. Maine itne jabardast boobs nahi dekhe”
Suryakent: “Jyada laar mat tapka. Aur yeh thode se naukar najre neeche kiye kyu khade hain. Ae chalo tum sab dekho apni maalkin ko. Aur Mita, tum bhi mat sharmao. Dekho har ek naukar ki aankhon me jhaank kar ki tumhaare liye unke man me kya hain”
Suryakant ne sab naukro ko nangi Mita ki taraf dekhne ko majbur kiya. Phir Mita ko ek ek naukar ke saamne jaakar unki aankhon se aankhkhein milaaane ko kaha.
Mita apne dil par patthar rakhe sab kuchh sahti rahi. Usko apne pati aur bachcho ke bhavishya ko bachaane ka yahi upaay aasaan laga. Udhar Deewan bhi apni juban baahar latkaaye Mita ke nange badan ko dekh raha tha.
Suryakant: “Deewan, kya dekh raha hain!”
Deewan: “Gaand bahut sundar hain”
Suryakant: “Abe ghar jaakar teri biwi ki gaand dekh lena. Abhi baahar car lagwa. Mita madam ko isi haalat me apne farm house lekar jana hain. Shaam hone ke pahle isi haalat me yaha laakar drop kar denge”
Deewan: “Jee sir”
Deewan bhaagte huye baahar gaya driver ko porch me car lagaane ko kahne ke liye.
Diwakar: “Kam se kam baahar to kapde pahan kar jaane do”
Suryakant: “Itna kyu sharma rahe ho. Saare naukar to yahi hain. Watchman to baahar main gate par honge, unko kuchh nahi dikhega. Phir sirf mera driver hain aur body gaurd”
Thodi der me Deewan daudta hua andar aaya..
Deewan: “Sir, car lag gayi hain, main Mita madam ko baahar lekar jaau?”
Suryakant: “Kyu bhai, Mita ko apne ghar ke baahar jaane ka raasta nahi pata kya! Haath bhi mat lagana usko”
Deewan peechhe hat gaya. Mita ab usi nangi haalat me ghar ke main door ki taraf badhne lagi. Gandi neeyat waale naukar Mita ko jaate huye peechhe se gaand dekh rahe the aur laar tapka rahe the.
Deewaan bhi Mita ke thheek peechhe chal raha tha aur uski matakati gaand ko dekh khush ho raha tha. Mita main door se baahar gayi.
Driver aur bodygaurd ne nangi Mita ko dekha to chaunk gaye. Deewan ne gaadi ka darwaja khol kar Mita ko car me baithhaya. Suryakant bhi Diwakar ko bye bolte huye car me baithh gaya.
Wo log Mita ko Suryakant ke farm house par laaye. Farmhouse ke naukar bhi nngi Mita ko dekh rahe the. Deewan jaldi se raasta dikhaate huye Mita ko andar lekar gaya.
Haalanki waha ke naukro ke liye yeh kuchh naya nahi tha. Aaye din Suryakant ko khush karne ke liye aesi nangi ladkiya aati rahti thi.
Drawing room me Mita bina kapdo ke sharmaaye khadi thi. Suryakant andar aaya. Deewan ki najre Mita ke nange boobs par tiki huyi thi.
Suryakant: “Shuru kar Mita!”
Mita: “Bedroom nahi hain!”
Suryakant: “Sharmao mat. In sab naukro ke liye yeh roj ka hain. Band bedroom me kya maja aayega! Hum log to yahi karenge sofe par”
Mita: “Pahle aap apna vaada nibhao aur enquiry rukwaao”
Suryakant ne phone lagaaya aur high kamaan se baat kar unko Diwakar ke against koi kaaryawaahi karne se mana bol diya.
Suryakant ne apna kurta nikala. Phir apna pajama nikaal kar nanga ho gaya. Ek moti si taund ke neech ek chhote se nal jaisa lund tha.
Suryakant: “Aao Mita, tumko khush kar du”
Mita: “Is mungfali ki size wale lund se aap mujhe khush karenge!”
Deewaan muh dabaa kar khishiyaate huye hasne laga. Suryakant ne turant Deewan ko daat diya. Phir gusse me Mita ki taraf dekha.
Suryakant: “Tumhe abhi apni mungfali ki taakat dikhata hoon”
Suryakant ab gusse me Mita ki taraf badha.