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[hirarandi]

Aparna ka sapna tha ki wo lagaataar teesre saal bhi chunaav jeet jaaye. Magar is baar maamla kuchh aur tha. Aparna ka chhota bhai Anoop isi saal college ke first year me aaya tha.
Anoop aur Aparna ki aapas me nahi banti thi, iska kaaran wo ek afvaah thi. Aparna ne maan liya tha ki Anoop ko unki maa ne apne driver Rajesh ki madad se paida kiya tha.
Anoop ne bhi zid pakad li ki is baar college ke election me wo hi khada hoga. Party ab chinta me pad gayi ki kisko ticket de.
Party ne phir Aparna ko ticket de diya. Yeh baat Anoop ka thheek nahi lagi aur usne opposition party se ticket le liya. Yeh wohi party thi jo pichhle do saal se Aparna ke naajayaj tarike se haar rahi thi.
Aparna ko bhi pata tha ki koi baahar ka hota to usko apne naajayaj tariko se apne raaste se hata deti par ab saamnaa apne hi chhote bhai se hain jiske saamne uske yeh tarike nahi chalenge.
Maamla Aparna aur Anoop ki maa Mita ke paas pahucha. Wo teeno ab is baat par discussion kar rahe the.
Aparna: “Mummy, aap is Anoop ko bolo ki yeh apna nomination waapis le le”
Anoop: “Dekho maa, Aparna didi pichhle 2 saal se electinon jeet rahi hain. Abhi inko peechhe hatna hi padega varna electino me aamne saamne aa jao”
Mita: “Bhai bahan hokar tum aapas me mat lado. Tumhaare papa ki bhi badnaami hogi”
Aparna: “Is Anoop ko kya fark padta hain! Badnaami to sirf mere papa ki hogi na!”
Mita: “Aparna, muh sambhaal kar baat karo”
Aparna: “Sorry mummy, magar maine to wo hi kaha jo log baat karte hain. Ab hum kis kis ka muh band karwaaye!”
Anoop: “Mummy aap hi isko samjhao, varna main papa ke paas jaaunga”
Aparna: “Jaa, driver Rajesh ke paas, tere papa to wohi hain”
Anoop ne Aparna ki kalai pakad kar jor se dabaa di aur Aparna chikhne lagi.
Mita: “Anoop chhod Aparna ko. Teri badi bahan hain”
Anoop: “To aap isko samjhaati kyu nahi. Yeh baar baar na sirf mera majaak udaati hain par indirectly aapke character par bhi ungli uthha rahi hain”
Mita: “Aparna, tum jo kar rahi ho sahi nahi hain. Aur tum kya Rajesh bol rahi ho! Unki aur apni umra dekho.”
Aparna: “Sorry Mummy, aapko dukh pahucha ho to. Main Rajesh uncle bolungi. par Anoop chahe to unko papa bol sakta hain”
Anoop naaraj hokar waha se jaane laga. Aparna aaye din Anoop ko driver Rajesh uncle ka beta bolkar chidhatii thi. Anoop bhi isko ab sach maan chuka tha.
Mita ne Anoop ko wahi baithhne ke liye bola.
Mita: “Aparna, tum pichhle do saal se election jeet rahi ho, ab Anoop ko bhi mauka do”
Aparna: “Mera last year hain, isko agle do saal tak mauka hi mauka milega. Yeh agle saal lad lega”
Anoop: “Mujhe bhi teeno saal election jeetna hain. Main peechhe hatne wala nahi. Aparna didi ko dar lag raha hain ki wo mujhse jeet nahi paayegi”
Aparna: “Main tumse kyu daru!”
Anoop: “Maine bhi suna hain ki aapne pichhle do saal me election kaise jeeta hain. Is baar kiske saamne apne kapde khologi!”
Mita: “Anoop chup ho ja, wo teri badi bahan hain. Is tarah ke gande iljaam lagaate sharm nahi aati”
Anoop: “Sorry! Magar yeh bhi mujhko Rajesh uncle ka naam lekar chhedti rahti hain”
Aparna: “Thhek hain, ab nahi chhedungi, tu apna nominatrion waapis le le. Mujhe agle saal munciple election ladna hain. Ek aur jeet ke saath main waha jana chaahti hoon”
Anoop: “Didi, main peechhe hatne waal nahi hoon”
Mita: “Tum ab bhi bachcho ki tarah lad rahe ho. Bachpan me kaise ek dusre ko koi chij dekar mana lete the. Waisa kuchh kar lo”
Aparna: “Anoop tu bol, kya chahhiye. Teri jo bhi shart hain main maanane ko taiyar hoon”
Anoop: “Soch lo, main kuchh bhi khatarnaak shart rakh sakta hoon”
Aparna: “Main is election ke liye apni jaan bhi de sakti hoon aur le bhi saki hoon. Tu bas bol kya karna hain”
Anoop: “Tum mujhe hamesha chhedti rahti ho ki main Rajesh uncle ka beta hoon. Aap ek kaam karo. Aap Rajesh uncle ke ladke Mayank se pregnant ho jao”
Mita: “Anoop……. yeh kya badtamiji hain.”
Driver Rajesh abhi 45 saal ka hain. Mita se 3 saal bada. Rajesh ka bada beta Mayank 22 saal ka hain. Aur chhoti beti Vaishali 19 saal ki hain. Isi Vaishali ke baare me kaha jata hain ki wo neta Diwakar ki naajayaj aulaad hain jo Diwakar ne Rajesh se apni patni ki chudai ka badla lene ke liye kiya tha.
Anoop: “Maine sirf bola hain. Maine karne ko thode hi bola hain. Maine bas ek mushkil shart rakhi hain. Aparna Didi ko manjur hain to thheek han varna inko election se apna nominarton waapis lena hoga”
Aparna: “Main ready hoon”
Mita: “Aparna! tu paagal hain kya? Yeh khel band karo. Tum me se koi election nahi ladega is baar. Problem hi khatm”
Aparna: “Nahi maa. Main election har keemat par ladungi, aap bhale hi naaraj ho ya na ho. Agar aap chaahti ho ki main Rajesh uncle ke bete Mayank se pregnant na hou to aap Anoop ko samjhao”
Mita: “Anoop, tu abhi ka abhi apni shart waapis le. Tu apna nomination bhi waapis le le. Tu samajhdaar hain na!”
Anoop: “Hamesha se mujhe hi jhukna padta hain. Ab main nahi jhukne wala”
Mita: “Tujhe pata hain ki Aparna kitni ziddi hain. Wo apni zid ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakti hain. Isliye isko is baar jaane de”
Anoop nahi mana aur waha se chala gaya. Aparna bhi chali gayi. Ab Mita tension me aa gayi. Wo seedha apne pati Diwakar ke paas gayi.
Mita: “Ab aap hi bachcho ko samjhao. College election ki zid ko lekar wo bahut neechi had tak utar aaye hain”
Diwakar: “Humne hi unko sir chadhaya hain. Wo tumhaare jyada kareeb hain, tumhi samjhao unko. Tum ek politician ki biwi ho. Kuchh to tikdam bhidao aur manao unko”
Agle din Mita ne apne dono bachcho ko bulaya. Dekha to saamne driver Rajesh uncle aur unka 22 saal ka beta Mayank khada tha.
Aparna ne Anoop ki taraf dekh kar honthh hila kar “papa” bola aur Anoop ko chidhaya. Anoop gusse me bhar gaya. par Aparna smile kar rahi thi.
Mita: “Mayank bhi yahi par hain. Ab tum dono bolo tumhara kya faisla hain”
Anoop: “Main apni shart change nahi karne wala. Aparna ko manjoor hain to wo karke bataaye. Main aaj hi nomination waapis le lunga”
Aparna: “Main ready hoon. Mujhe Mayank se pregnant hone se koi problem nahi hain”
Driver Rajesh ek najar Mita ko dekhta to dusri najar Aparna ko. Mayank bhi yeh sunkar aascharya me bhar gaya.
Mita: “Aparna, tum to ready ho par Mayank se bhi to puchh lo ki wo ready hain ya nahi”
Mita ne Rajesh ko aankhon se ishara kiya. Driver Rajesh ne Mayank ko dheere se kuchh kaha.
Mayank: “Main iske liye ready nahi hoon”
Aparna bas Mayank ki shakal dekhte rah gayi. Aaj tak ladko ne uski khubsurti ko dekhkar laar hi tapkaayi hain. Yeh pahal ladka tha jisne mana bol diya tha.
Shayad Mayank ke papa Rajesh ne usko naa kahne ki hidayat de di thi isliye usko naa kahna pada. Varna Aparna ko chodne ka mauka Mayank kabhi nahi chhodta.
Mayank ko bhi yeh afvaah pata thi ki uski chhoti bahan Vaishali ka asli baap neta Diwakar hain. Jisne gusse me badle ki khaatir yeh kiya tha. Wo bhi apni maa ki beijjati ka badla Diwakar ki beti Aparna se le sakta tha par apne pita Rajesh ke kahne par wo chup raha.
Anoop: “Aarna Didi aap apni shart puri nahi kar saki, isliye aap nomination waapis lo”
Aparna: “Main to shart ke liye ready hoon. Mayank ready nahi to main kya karu! Nomination tum waapis lo”
Rajesh: “Apurva beta, zid mat karo. Yeh galat hain”
Aparna: “Rajesh uncle aap mujhe mat sikhao ki kya sahi hain aur kya galat”
Anoop: “Chup karo didi. Bado se aese baat karte hain! Main bina shart ke nomination waapis le raha hoon. Aap Rajesh uncle ko sorry bolo”
Aparna ne ek smile di. Phir Rajesh uncle ko sory bolte huye waha se chali gayi. Anoop bhi gusse me waha se chala gaya. Driver Rajesh bhi phir Mayank ko lekar jaane laga.
Mita: “Rajesh, tum yahi ruko kuchh kaam hain”
Mayank phir apne pita Rajesh ko wahi chhodkar chala gaya.
Mita: “Rajesh mere saath andar kamre me aao”
Mita apni jawani me bhi bahut khubsurat thi aur aaj 42 ki umra me bhi uski khubsurti kaayam hain. Lambe kaale baal, gaura rang, patli kamar ke upar fuli huyi chhaati aur sharir ka har ek ang sahi anupaat me usko aakarshak banata hain.
Mita aur Rajesh ab andar ke kamre me aaye. Mita ne darwaaj band kiya.
Kamre ke baahar Aparna phir se aayi. Usne Rajesh uncle aur apni mummy ko andar jaate huye dekh liya tha.
Tabhi Anoop bhi taiyar hokar baahar jaane ke liye udhar se nikla. Aparna ko waha khade dekhkar wo bhi ruk gaya kyu ki Aparna usko dekhkar hans rahi thi.
Anoop: “Hans kyu rahi ho! Main koi joker hoon”
Aparna: “Tumhaare papa ka joker filhaal mummy ko khush kar raha hain. Abhi abhi andar kamre me gaye hain wo dono”
Aparna ne kamre ki taraf ishara kiya aur Anoop ne band darwaake ki taraf dekha. Phir gusse me Aparna ko dekha. Phir teji se waha se nikalane laga.
Anoop: “Sharm nahi aati hamari mummy ke liye aesa bolte huye?”
Aparna: “Mummy to kar rahi hain. Main bol bhi nahi sakti kya? Tu college ja raha hain, main bhi aa rahi hoon tere saath”
Anoop:”Mere saath aane ki koi jarurat nahi”
Aparna: “Samjha kar. Rajesh uncle andar mummy ke saath busy hain. Mujhe college kaun drop karega!”
Anoop: “Tum paidal chal kar jao”
Aparna: “Tum mujhe nahi le gaye to main darwaja knock karke Rajesh uncle aur mummy ko disturb karungi. Soch le Anoop”
Anoop: “Main baahar khada hoon, jalidi se taiyar hokar 5 minute me aa jao”
Aparna: “Mujhe taiyar hona baaki hain”
Anoop: “Jo pahan rakha hain usi me chalo”
Aparna: “Maine lace wala bra pahna hain. Cup wala to pahanane de”
Anoop: “Kya fark padta hain”
Aparna: “To tum ekdum se bike ka break mat maarna. Mera saamaan dab jata hain”
Anoop: “To aap chala lo bike”
Aparna: “Taaki tu peechhe baithh kar meri kamar ka maap leta rahe”
Anoop: “Aapke jo faaltu ke dost hain unke shauk honge aese. Mere nahi”
Aparna: “Achchha sandle pahan kar aati hoon utna wait kar”