Pados ka Bull

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( Myself satish yadav a coal black skinned 6 feet 4 inch tall 110 kg weighing guy who is your neighbor staying in 3rd floor room number 302)

( i am 36 years old and my wife is pregnant for 3rd time and wo 2 bacho ke sath mayke jati hai as her mother came to our house and said ki ab wo dhyaan rakhegi till delivery )

( ab mai subah 10 baje job ko jata hu aur shaam ko 7 baje wapas aata hu so ghar ka saaf safai , ghar ka khana banana , kapde dhona , kapde ka iron krna ye sab kaam krne ka time nhi mil rha tha and hamesha swiggy ya zomato se delivery lekar khana kha rha tha mai )

( biwi ke gaye hue 1.5 hafta ho gya tha and ab 7.5 mahina tough jane wala tha as i was not able to get any sexual relief)

( it was 7 pm and i just came back from office so maine apna shirt pant utaar ke washing machine me daal diya tha and ek towel pehna hua tha bas )

( bell baj rha tha i thought ki swiggy wala aa gya hoga)

( i opened the door)



( i was wearing white towel nothing else my 8 packs visible )

yes ? ( i havent seen u till now )

you are ?

Main Sharan mera naam sharan hai sir am your new neighbour...
Appko disturb tho nhi kiya...

Main thobass halchal puchne aur thoda se chini lene aya tha...



(Kyuki mqi colony mai naya tha maine socha ki kyo na dost bana loon....


Issi leye mai building ke watchman ke pass gaya tha aur ussse mere padosiyon ke nature ke baare mai pocha...

He told me that Satish Yadaw ki wife maike gayi hai and wo ghar mai akela hi reh rha hai 1.5 months se...

Me being a bachleor couod relate to him aur i though of making friendship with him
...

One week passed by....meri saare building walon se aachi khasi jaan pehechan ho coki thi....except satish..

Mujhe mauka hi nhi milta tha aapke milne ka as u had a busy schedule....)