28-03-2023, 11:55 AM
Update 1
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Anupama - haa laxmi mai bas nikal hi rahi hu ....wo..wo auto aaj mil nahi raha hai isliye late ho raha hai ...
Laxmi - aree anupama didi jaldi aaiye ...aaj javed jee aane wale hai ..qa pata aaj wo fund dene ke liye tayyar ho jaaye ?? ...
Anupama - haa laxmi bhagwan kare wo fund aaj de de ....unke fund dene se bhut fayda hoga is ngo ko....accha main ab rakhti hu phone or dekhti hu koi auto mil jaayega toh ??
Laxmi - didi auto ke chakkar mai mat padho ab ...ek kaam karo bus se aajao ..
Anupama - bus se ?? Par usme to bhut bheed hoga or pata nahi bus kitna der mai pahuchayega ?? Mai dekhti hu saayad auto mil jaayega ...
Yeh keh ke anupama phone cut kar deti hai or man hi man dua karne lagti hai ki jaldi auto mil jaaye ....thoda der intezar karne par bhi auto koi bhi nahi aaya tabhi paas se ek adhed umar ka aadmi aaraha tha ...pareshan anupama use dekhti hai or use rokte hue pucchti hai ki " chacha aaj ye auto koi kyu nahi aaraha hai ?? .. wahi wo adhed umar ka aadmi uske tokne se kuch der waha ruk kar anupama ko gaur se dekhta hai ...pehle toh wo aadmi iske gore sundar chehre ko gaur se dekhta hai fir kuch der baad wo apni nazro ko thoda neeche kar ke anupama ke 36 inch ke choochiyo ko taadne lagta hai jo uske blouse se halke halke baahir ko aarahe the or dekhne walo ko accha khaasa cleavage ke darshan ho rahe the......anupama ke cleavage ko dekh wo aadmi mantramughd sa ho jaata hai or saath hi uske laude mai hulchul sa hone lagta hai ....wahi uske tokne par us aadmi ke koi jawab na dene se anupama uska nazar ka peecha karti hai toh woh shocked ho jaati hai or sharam se paani paani hote hue apne blouse se jhaakte hue cleavage ko apne saree ke pallu se chhupate hue thoda kadak lehja mai phir us aadmi se bolti hai " maine aapse puccha ki aaj koi auto kyo nahi aaraha ?? "
Anupama ke dobara bucchne or uske apne choochi ko dhakhne se wo aadmi mano apne hosh mai aata hai or wapas pe apni nazar ko uske sundar chehre pe tika ke muskurate hue jawab deta hai " w..woh mohtarma aap tv par news wagehrah ya akhbaar nahi padhti qa " ?? ...yeh keh ke wo aadmi isbaar phir apni nazro ko neeche karke anupama ke uske pallu ke dhaki hui choochi ko dekhne lagta hai or apne tajoorbedaar aankho se uska maap lene ki koshis karne lagta hai ......
Us aadmi se aisa kehne se anupama soch mai pad jaati hai or pareshaan hote hue sawaal karti hai " woh mujhe aaj samay nahi mila news or akhbaar padhne ka ...waise aap ye kyu bol rahe hai " ?? ...wo aadmi phir uske chehre ko dekhte hue bolta hai " kyuki aaj auto wala sab ka strike hai isliye aaj koi bhi auto nahi aayega "... yeh sunkar anupama or jyada pareshan ho jaati hai jo wo paas mai khada aadmi aaram se uske chehre par dekh sakta tha....anupama ko pareshan hote dekh wo aadmi bolta hai " waise mohtarma koi auto wagerah to aaj milega nahi ..agar kahi jaldi jaana hai toh aap bus mai chal sakti hai ....mai bhi bus stand hi jaa raha hu "....yeh bolkar wo aadmi phir se bejhijhak anupama ke mote mote choochiyo ko dekhne lagta hai or man hi man khud se bolta hai " behenchod qa maal hai be?? ekdam dudhaaru gaay hai behenchod yeh toh...ufffff saala iske choochi kitne bade bade hai or iske gaand toh or bhi jyada mote or ubhar liye hue hai.....haaye ek baar mil jaaye yeh madarchod toh saala jee bhar ke iske chooche or gaand se khelunga....waise agar yeh bus se chale to kuch moka bhi banega iske saath chhedkhaani karne ka bus ye apna dimaag laga kar koi taxi ya cab na bula le ?? ) yeh soch kar wo aadmi man hi man dua karne lagta hai ki wo iske saath bus mai chalne ko tayyar ho jaaye or koi cab wagerah na bula le .......
wahi anupama apne man mai sochti hai ki " kya karu ?? bus mai chalu ??? waise bhi late ho gaya hai kaafi or javed bhai bhi aaj aane wale honge or aaj wo aagaye or mai late pahuchi toh mera impression bhi kharab hoga or phir pata nahi wo fund dene ke liye maanenge ya bhi nahi ?? ...ek kaam karti hu bus se hi chalti hu waise bhi jyada lamba safar nahi hai "....yeh soch kar anupama us shaksh ki or dekhti hai jo use apni taraf dekhta paakar turant apni nazar uske choochi se hata kar uske chehre par leaata hai or uske haaa ka besabri se intezar karne lagta hai ......
anupama us aadmi ko dekhkar bolti hai " accha thik hai ...thankyou.." yeh bolkar wo bina us aadmi ko dekhe sidha waha se jaane lagti hai bus stand ke taraf apni badi badi gaand ko matkate hue ...wahi woh aadmi man hi man khus apne kismat par khus ho raha tha or aankhe faad kar anupama ki badi chaudi hilti gaand ko thirakte hue dekhte hue uske peeche peeche chal raha tha.....uffffff qa dilkash nazara tha us aadmi ke aankho ke saamne ek 45 yrs ki kamal ki khubsurat aurat uske saamne chal rahi thi or apni 38 size ki bhaari bharkam gaand ko thirka rahi thi wahi wo aadmi uske dono gaand ke bhag ko saree ke upar se thirakte hue dekhe jaa raha tha....anupama ki chaudi gaand ko aise thirakte hue dekh us aadmi ka man toh hua ki de ek chamata iske mote gaand par or laal karde isske gaand ko par uska aisa karne ka himmat bilkul bhi nahi hua or apne jazbaat ko kaabu mai rakhte hue wo aadmi bas yahi sochne laga ki " bus mai kaafi bheed ho or ye saali mere saamne apni gaand karke khadi hojaaye phir to maza aajayega....hehe " ....yeh sab sochte or anupama ki thirakti gaand ko dekhte dekhte na jaane kab bus stand aajata hai or wo dono ab waha khade hokar bus ka intezar karne lagte hai......
waha pahuchkar anupama idher udher dekhti hai to paati hai ki kaafi aadmi log bus stand mai khade hai or besabri se bus ka intezar kar rahe hai....yeh dekh ke anupama kaafi jyada pareshan ho jaati hai or man hi man khud se kehti hai ki " baap re itne log ?? kitna bheed hojaayega bus mai pata nahi ?? kya karu ?? bus se jaau ya nahi ?? ...abhi subah ke 9 bj rahe the par garmi ka mausam tha isliye garmi kaafi tez ho rahi thi or iska asar anupama par bhi ho raha tha....garmi ke kaaran uske chehre par paseene ki boonde aa gaye the jo uske khubsurat chehre ko or bhi jyada kaamuk bana rahe the ....saath hi tez dhoop pe paseene ki boond uske gardan or peeth par bhi apna chhap chhod rahe the or uske saree ko bheega kar uske sharir se or jyada chipka diye the jisse uska dumdaar figure paas mai khade us aadmi ko acche se dikh raha tha jo apne lund ko sehlaate hue bas uske gaand or peeth ko ghure jaa raha tha or man hi man apne takdir par aaj bhut khus ho raha tha .....
anupama apne soch mai doobi yeh nischay kar hi rahi thi ki tabhi tez horn bajate hue bus aane lagti hai jiske horn se sabhi aadmi bhaagte hue aage aane lagte hai taaki wo jaldi se bus mai chhad sake ...wahi bechaari anupama apne khayalo se nikalte hue dekhti hai ki bus aa chuki hai or jaahil log paaglo ki tarah bus par chhadne ki koshis kar rahe hai bina iske parwah kiye ki bus se log ko utarna bhi hai.....jaise taise 3 se 4 utarne wale log utarte hai or phir wapas se bus logo se bharne lagti hai......wahi bus mai pehle se kaafi bheed thi upar se abhi or jyada bheed ho raha tha yeh nazara dekh wo aadmi or jyada khush ho jaata hai or wo anupama ka bus mai chhadne ka intezar karne lagta hai ....wahi anupama jaahil logo ke rawaiye dekhkar pareshan ho jaati hai or thoda dar bhi jaati hai yeh sochkar ki pata nahi wo aise haalath mai aise bheed bhaad mai kaise safar karegi ?? .....wo aadmi ka kaleza bhi ab kaampne lagta hai anupama ko aise khada sochta dekh kar ...use lag raha tha ki kahi yeh haseena bus mai bheed dekh man na badal le ?? tabhi uske kameene deemag mai ek idea aata hai or wo khud ko bolta hai " chal pandu tera hero banne ka time aagaya hai "....khud se yeh keh kar pandu haule se anupama ke paas jaata hai or shareefo ka mukhiya bante hue bade hi vinamrata se kehta hai " madam jee agar aapko jaana hai to isi bus mai jaana hoga or agar yeh bus choot gaya toh fir agla bus 10 se 15 min baad ka hai or ho sakta hai usme isse jyada bheed ho ?? ab aap dekh lijiye mohtarma mera farj tha apko batlana ...yeh kah kar pandu man hi man dua karta hai ki yeh haseen raand maan jaaye or tayyar ho jaaye yhi bus pe chalne ko .... wahi bechari anupama us paandu ki baat sunkar or jyada ghabra jaati hai or khud mai sochti hai ki " baap re ye risk toh mai hargiz nahi le sakti ...or saayad ye aadmi sahi keh rahe ho ki us bas mai kaafi bheed ho isse bhi jyada ?? par mai isme jaaugi kese isme toh chhadhne ki bhi jagah nahi hai ".... yeh sochte hue anupama us aadmi ke taraf dekhti hai or bolti hai ki " par isme mai jaaungi kese ?? isme toh darwaja paas hi bheed itna hai ki mai inke beech jaake chhadh hi nahi paaungi ?? ...isse accha toh mai kuch der intezar kar hi leti hu " ....
anupama ke muh se yeh sun kar paandu ka dil tut jaata hai par wo aadmi tha kameena itni aasani se kese ek haseen maal ko aaj bina bottle mai utare jaane deta ....wo anupama ki baat ko sun muskurate hue bolta hai " offo madam jee aap mere hote hue itna pareshan kyu ho rahi hai ?? or ab bus khoolne wala hai isliye aadhe se jyada log yahi rukenge or phir yahi haal same aane wala bus ka bhi hoga or qa pata tab tak or log bhi aajaye " ?....... uski baat sun anupama soch mai pad jaati hai ki yeh sahi keh rahe hai ....yeh sochte hue anupama faryaad lete hue bolti hai " aap sahi keh reh hai maine yeh socha nahi tha ...par fir itni bheed mai main isme chhadungi kese " ??
pandu toh maano bas yahi sunne ke firak mai tha....anupama ke itna bolte hi pandu apni gutka se hui kharab daant ko dikhate hue muskurate hue bol padta hai " madam jee mere hote hue aap pareshan kyu hoti hai ?? aaiye mai aapko chadhwa deta hu bus mai "...ye bolkar wo pandu kisi dabang ki tarah bus ke paas jaata hai or raubile aawaj mai waha chhadh rahe aadmiyo ko daante hue bolta hai " are gawaro qa bhed bakriyo ki tarah jhund bana ke bus mai chhadh rahe ho ?? yaha dikh nahi raha ki ek aurat kab se bus mai chhadne ko intezar kar rahi hai ....chalo tumlog ruko or is madam ko chhadhne do...... aaiye madam jee chadhiye bus mai "....... wahi pandu ko raub dikhate hue or unsab ko chhadhne se rokne se un sab mai ek aadmi gussa se bolta hai " abe saale tu q itna dariya dill dikha raha hai ?? teri qa lagti hai "....wahi pandu ko apne liye bolta dekh anupama ko accha lagta hai or wo uske kehne par bus ke ekdum kareeb bhi aajati hai chhadhne ke liye par wo aadmi ke aise bolne se anupama ko uspe bhut gussa aata hai or wo use daantne ke liye apna muh kholti hai ki paandu jhat se jawab deta hai "madarchod saale jyada hero mat ban ....behenchod yaaha ek aurat jaat akeli khadi hai uski madat karne ke bajaye tu mujhe keh raha hai ki meri yeh kya lagti hai ?? saale bhalai ka jamana hi nahi hai ......abhi mujhe kahi jaane ki jaldi nahi hoti to behenchod tujhe maar maar kar teri yeh gaand tod deta madarchod bhadwa saala ".......pandu anupama ke saamne raub dikhate hue us aadmi ko bina ruke ek hi saas mai bol deta hai jise sunkar paas mai khade log sab dar kar side ho jaate hai or ektuk pandu ko dekhne lagte hai ....wahi bura haal us aadmi ka bhi ho gaya tha or wo darte hue maafi maangta hua side ho jaata hai or anupama ko chhadhne ke liye jagah de deta hai ......
wahi anupama itne saare mardo ke beech pandu ke muh se maa behen ki gaali or gaand jese word sunkar sharam se paani paani ho jaati hai ....par saath hi itne logo ke beech sirf pandu ne hi uski madat ki thi yeh dekh ke use accha bhi laga tha......anupama pandu pe ek nazar daalti hai or muskurate hue kuch bolna chha rahi thi tabhi pandu bebaaki se hero bante hue bol padta hai " madam jee ab yeh thankyou wagerah bus mai chhadhne ke baad itminaan se keh lijiyega filhaal jaldi bus mai chhadhiye hehe "......pandu ki baat sun anupama ke chehre par muskaan aajata hai or wo chupchap aage badhkar bus mai chhadhne lagti hai .....
aaj toh maano paandu par kismat kuch jyada hi meharbaan ho raha tha kyoki bus ka chhadhne ka stand kaafi uccha tha jisse anupama ko kaafi dikkat ho rahi thi chhadhne mai or ye pandu dekh leta hai..... man hi man khush hote hue pandu anupama ke bina izazat ke uske dono gaand par apna majbut panja rakh deta hai or jor se anupama ko upar uthate hue chadhne mai madat karne lagta hai .....wahi apni gaand par kathor paraye aadmi ka sparsh paakar anupama puri sihar uthti hai ....uske pure badan mai sihran sa hone lagta hai.....aaj zindagi ke itne saal baade koi anjaan mard use is tarah se chhu raha tha......par anupama insab ko nazarandaj karte hue turant hi bus mai chhadh jaati hai or aage ko badhne lagti hai ......
dusri taraf paandu ka toh khushi se bura haal ho raha tha....use yakeen nahi ho raha tha ki usne is maal ka gaand chhu liya hai.....uffff qa ehsaaas mila tha paandu ko anupama ke dono gaand ke bhaag ko apne panje mai pakadne se......ek dum rui ke samaan komal gaand tha anupama ka.....khair anupama ko chhadhane ke baad turant hi furti se paandu bhi bus par chhadh jaata hai or thoda aage badh kar bus ka haalath dekhta hai to apna lauda payjaame ke upar se khujaate hue muskurate hue bol padta hai " saala aaj to teri chandi hai mere sher " hehe... yeh soch kar pandu anupama ke thik peeche aakar thodi duri banake khada ho jaata hai .....
to be continue......
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Anupama - haa laxmi mai bas nikal hi rahi hu ....wo..wo auto aaj mil nahi raha hai isliye late ho raha hai ...
Laxmi - aree anupama didi jaldi aaiye ...aaj javed jee aane wale hai ..qa pata aaj wo fund dene ke liye tayyar ho jaaye ?? ...
Anupama - haa laxmi bhagwan kare wo fund aaj de de ....unke fund dene se bhut fayda hoga is ngo ko....accha main ab rakhti hu phone or dekhti hu koi auto mil jaayega toh ??
Laxmi - didi auto ke chakkar mai mat padho ab ...ek kaam karo bus se aajao ..
Anupama - bus se ?? Par usme to bhut bheed hoga or pata nahi bus kitna der mai pahuchayega ?? Mai dekhti hu saayad auto mil jaayega ...
Yeh keh ke anupama phone cut kar deti hai or man hi man dua karne lagti hai ki jaldi auto mil jaaye ....thoda der intezar karne par bhi auto koi bhi nahi aaya tabhi paas se ek adhed umar ka aadmi aaraha tha ...pareshan anupama use dekhti hai or use rokte hue pucchti hai ki " chacha aaj ye auto koi kyu nahi aaraha hai ?? .. wahi wo adhed umar ka aadmi uske tokne se kuch der waha ruk kar anupama ko gaur se dekhta hai ...pehle toh wo aadmi iske gore sundar chehre ko gaur se dekhta hai fir kuch der baad wo apni nazro ko thoda neeche kar ke anupama ke 36 inch ke choochiyo ko taadne lagta hai jo uske blouse se halke halke baahir ko aarahe the or dekhne walo ko accha khaasa cleavage ke darshan ho rahe the......anupama ke cleavage ko dekh wo aadmi mantramughd sa ho jaata hai or saath hi uske laude mai hulchul sa hone lagta hai ....wahi uske tokne par us aadmi ke koi jawab na dene se anupama uska nazar ka peecha karti hai toh woh shocked ho jaati hai or sharam se paani paani hote hue apne blouse se jhaakte hue cleavage ko apne saree ke pallu se chhupate hue thoda kadak lehja mai phir us aadmi se bolti hai " maine aapse puccha ki aaj koi auto kyo nahi aaraha ?? "
Anupama ke dobara bucchne or uske apne choochi ko dhakhne se wo aadmi mano apne hosh mai aata hai or wapas pe apni nazar ko uske sundar chehre pe tika ke muskurate hue jawab deta hai " w..woh mohtarma aap tv par news wagehrah ya akhbaar nahi padhti qa " ?? ...yeh keh ke wo aadmi isbaar phir apni nazro ko neeche karke anupama ke uske pallu ke dhaki hui choochi ko dekhne lagta hai or apne tajoorbedaar aankho se uska maap lene ki koshis karne lagta hai ......
Us aadmi se aisa kehne se anupama soch mai pad jaati hai or pareshaan hote hue sawaal karti hai " woh mujhe aaj samay nahi mila news or akhbaar padhne ka ...waise aap ye kyu bol rahe hai " ?? ...wo aadmi phir uske chehre ko dekhte hue bolta hai " kyuki aaj auto wala sab ka strike hai isliye aaj koi bhi auto nahi aayega "... yeh sunkar anupama or jyada pareshan ho jaati hai jo wo paas mai khada aadmi aaram se uske chehre par dekh sakta tha....anupama ko pareshan hote dekh wo aadmi bolta hai " waise mohtarma koi auto wagerah to aaj milega nahi ..agar kahi jaldi jaana hai toh aap bus mai chal sakti hai ....mai bhi bus stand hi jaa raha hu "....yeh bolkar wo aadmi phir se bejhijhak anupama ke mote mote choochiyo ko dekhne lagta hai or man hi man khud se bolta hai " behenchod qa maal hai be?? ekdam dudhaaru gaay hai behenchod yeh toh...ufffff saala iske choochi kitne bade bade hai or iske gaand toh or bhi jyada mote or ubhar liye hue hai.....haaye ek baar mil jaaye yeh madarchod toh saala jee bhar ke iske chooche or gaand se khelunga....waise agar yeh bus se chale to kuch moka bhi banega iske saath chhedkhaani karne ka bus ye apna dimaag laga kar koi taxi ya cab na bula le ?? ) yeh soch kar wo aadmi man hi man dua karne lagta hai ki wo iske saath bus mai chalne ko tayyar ho jaaye or koi cab wagerah na bula le .......
wahi anupama apne man mai sochti hai ki " kya karu ?? bus mai chalu ??? waise bhi late ho gaya hai kaafi or javed bhai bhi aaj aane wale honge or aaj wo aagaye or mai late pahuchi toh mera impression bhi kharab hoga or phir pata nahi wo fund dene ke liye maanenge ya bhi nahi ?? ...ek kaam karti hu bus se hi chalti hu waise bhi jyada lamba safar nahi hai "....yeh soch kar anupama us shaksh ki or dekhti hai jo use apni taraf dekhta paakar turant apni nazar uske choochi se hata kar uske chehre par leaata hai or uske haaa ka besabri se intezar karne lagta hai ......
anupama us aadmi ko dekhkar bolti hai " accha thik hai ...thankyou.." yeh bolkar wo bina us aadmi ko dekhe sidha waha se jaane lagti hai bus stand ke taraf apni badi badi gaand ko matkate hue ...wahi woh aadmi man hi man khus apne kismat par khus ho raha tha or aankhe faad kar anupama ki badi chaudi hilti gaand ko thirakte hue dekhte hue uske peeche peeche chal raha tha.....uffffff qa dilkash nazara tha us aadmi ke aankho ke saamne ek 45 yrs ki kamal ki khubsurat aurat uske saamne chal rahi thi or apni 38 size ki bhaari bharkam gaand ko thirka rahi thi wahi wo aadmi uske dono gaand ke bhag ko saree ke upar se thirakte hue dekhe jaa raha tha....anupama ki chaudi gaand ko aise thirakte hue dekh us aadmi ka man toh hua ki de ek chamata iske mote gaand par or laal karde isske gaand ko par uska aisa karne ka himmat bilkul bhi nahi hua or apne jazbaat ko kaabu mai rakhte hue wo aadmi bas yahi sochne laga ki " bus mai kaafi bheed ho or ye saali mere saamne apni gaand karke khadi hojaaye phir to maza aajayega....hehe " ....yeh sab sochte or anupama ki thirakti gaand ko dekhte dekhte na jaane kab bus stand aajata hai or wo dono ab waha khade hokar bus ka intezar karne lagte hai......
waha pahuchkar anupama idher udher dekhti hai to paati hai ki kaafi aadmi log bus stand mai khade hai or besabri se bus ka intezar kar rahe hai....yeh dekh ke anupama kaafi jyada pareshan ho jaati hai or man hi man khud se kehti hai ki " baap re itne log ?? kitna bheed hojaayega bus mai pata nahi ?? kya karu ?? bus se jaau ya nahi ?? ...abhi subah ke 9 bj rahe the par garmi ka mausam tha isliye garmi kaafi tez ho rahi thi or iska asar anupama par bhi ho raha tha....garmi ke kaaran uske chehre par paseene ki boonde aa gaye the jo uske khubsurat chehre ko or bhi jyada kaamuk bana rahe the ....saath hi tez dhoop pe paseene ki boond uske gardan or peeth par bhi apna chhap chhod rahe the or uske saree ko bheega kar uske sharir se or jyada chipka diye the jisse uska dumdaar figure paas mai khade us aadmi ko acche se dikh raha tha jo apne lund ko sehlaate hue bas uske gaand or peeth ko ghure jaa raha tha or man hi man apne takdir par aaj bhut khus ho raha tha .....
anupama apne soch mai doobi yeh nischay kar hi rahi thi ki tabhi tez horn bajate hue bus aane lagti hai jiske horn se sabhi aadmi bhaagte hue aage aane lagte hai taaki wo jaldi se bus mai chhad sake ...wahi bechaari anupama apne khayalo se nikalte hue dekhti hai ki bus aa chuki hai or jaahil log paaglo ki tarah bus par chhadne ki koshis kar rahe hai bina iske parwah kiye ki bus se log ko utarna bhi hai.....jaise taise 3 se 4 utarne wale log utarte hai or phir wapas se bus logo se bharne lagti hai......wahi bus mai pehle se kaafi bheed thi upar se abhi or jyada bheed ho raha tha yeh nazara dekh wo aadmi or jyada khush ho jaata hai or wo anupama ka bus mai chhadne ka intezar karne lagta hai ....wahi anupama jaahil logo ke rawaiye dekhkar pareshan ho jaati hai or thoda dar bhi jaati hai yeh sochkar ki pata nahi wo aise haalath mai aise bheed bhaad mai kaise safar karegi ?? .....wo aadmi ka kaleza bhi ab kaampne lagta hai anupama ko aise khada sochta dekh kar ...use lag raha tha ki kahi yeh haseena bus mai bheed dekh man na badal le ?? tabhi uske kameene deemag mai ek idea aata hai or wo khud ko bolta hai " chal pandu tera hero banne ka time aagaya hai "....khud se yeh keh kar pandu haule se anupama ke paas jaata hai or shareefo ka mukhiya bante hue bade hi vinamrata se kehta hai " madam jee agar aapko jaana hai to isi bus mai jaana hoga or agar yeh bus choot gaya toh fir agla bus 10 se 15 min baad ka hai or ho sakta hai usme isse jyada bheed ho ?? ab aap dekh lijiye mohtarma mera farj tha apko batlana ...yeh kah kar pandu man hi man dua karta hai ki yeh haseen raand maan jaaye or tayyar ho jaaye yhi bus pe chalne ko .... wahi bechari anupama us paandu ki baat sunkar or jyada ghabra jaati hai or khud mai sochti hai ki " baap re ye risk toh mai hargiz nahi le sakti ...or saayad ye aadmi sahi keh rahe ho ki us bas mai kaafi bheed ho isse bhi jyada ?? par mai isme jaaugi kese isme toh chhadhne ki bhi jagah nahi hai ".... yeh sochte hue anupama us aadmi ke taraf dekhti hai or bolti hai ki " par isme mai jaaungi kese ?? isme toh darwaja paas hi bheed itna hai ki mai inke beech jaake chhadh hi nahi paaungi ?? ...isse accha toh mai kuch der intezar kar hi leti hu " ....
anupama ke muh se yeh sun kar paandu ka dil tut jaata hai par wo aadmi tha kameena itni aasani se kese ek haseen maal ko aaj bina bottle mai utare jaane deta ....wo anupama ki baat ko sun muskurate hue bolta hai " offo madam jee aap mere hote hue itna pareshan kyu ho rahi hai ?? or ab bus khoolne wala hai isliye aadhe se jyada log yahi rukenge or phir yahi haal same aane wala bus ka bhi hoga or qa pata tab tak or log bhi aajaye " ?....... uski baat sun anupama soch mai pad jaati hai ki yeh sahi keh rahe hai ....yeh sochte hue anupama faryaad lete hue bolti hai " aap sahi keh reh hai maine yeh socha nahi tha ...par fir itni bheed mai main isme chhadungi kese " ??
pandu toh maano bas yahi sunne ke firak mai tha....anupama ke itna bolte hi pandu apni gutka se hui kharab daant ko dikhate hue muskurate hue bol padta hai " madam jee mere hote hue aap pareshan kyu hoti hai ?? aaiye mai aapko chadhwa deta hu bus mai "...ye bolkar wo pandu kisi dabang ki tarah bus ke paas jaata hai or raubile aawaj mai waha chhadh rahe aadmiyo ko daante hue bolta hai " are gawaro qa bhed bakriyo ki tarah jhund bana ke bus mai chhadh rahe ho ?? yaha dikh nahi raha ki ek aurat kab se bus mai chhadne ko intezar kar rahi hai ....chalo tumlog ruko or is madam ko chhadhne do...... aaiye madam jee chadhiye bus mai "....... wahi pandu ko raub dikhate hue or unsab ko chhadhne se rokne se un sab mai ek aadmi gussa se bolta hai " abe saale tu q itna dariya dill dikha raha hai ?? teri qa lagti hai "....wahi pandu ko apne liye bolta dekh anupama ko accha lagta hai or wo uske kehne par bus ke ekdum kareeb bhi aajati hai chhadhne ke liye par wo aadmi ke aise bolne se anupama ko uspe bhut gussa aata hai or wo use daantne ke liye apna muh kholti hai ki paandu jhat se jawab deta hai "madarchod saale jyada hero mat ban ....behenchod yaaha ek aurat jaat akeli khadi hai uski madat karne ke bajaye tu mujhe keh raha hai ki meri yeh kya lagti hai ?? saale bhalai ka jamana hi nahi hai ......abhi mujhe kahi jaane ki jaldi nahi hoti to behenchod tujhe maar maar kar teri yeh gaand tod deta madarchod bhadwa saala ".......pandu anupama ke saamne raub dikhate hue us aadmi ko bina ruke ek hi saas mai bol deta hai jise sunkar paas mai khade log sab dar kar side ho jaate hai or ektuk pandu ko dekhne lagte hai ....wahi bura haal us aadmi ka bhi ho gaya tha or wo darte hue maafi maangta hua side ho jaata hai or anupama ko chhadhne ke liye jagah de deta hai ......
wahi anupama itne saare mardo ke beech pandu ke muh se maa behen ki gaali or gaand jese word sunkar sharam se paani paani ho jaati hai ....par saath hi itne logo ke beech sirf pandu ne hi uski madat ki thi yeh dekh ke use accha bhi laga tha......anupama pandu pe ek nazar daalti hai or muskurate hue kuch bolna chha rahi thi tabhi pandu bebaaki se hero bante hue bol padta hai " madam jee ab yeh thankyou wagerah bus mai chhadhne ke baad itminaan se keh lijiyega filhaal jaldi bus mai chhadhiye hehe "......pandu ki baat sun anupama ke chehre par muskaan aajata hai or wo chupchap aage badhkar bus mai chhadhne lagti hai .....
aaj toh maano paandu par kismat kuch jyada hi meharbaan ho raha tha kyoki bus ka chhadhne ka stand kaafi uccha tha jisse anupama ko kaafi dikkat ho rahi thi chhadhne mai or ye pandu dekh leta hai..... man hi man khush hote hue pandu anupama ke bina izazat ke uske dono gaand par apna majbut panja rakh deta hai or jor se anupama ko upar uthate hue chadhne mai madat karne lagta hai .....wahi apni gaand par kathor paraye aadmi ka sparsh paakar anupama puri sihar uthti hai ....uske pure badan mai sihran sa hone lagta hai.....aaj zindagi ke itne saal baade koi anjaan mard use is tarah se chhu raha tha......par anupama insab ko nazarandaj karte hue turant hi bus mai chhadh jaati hai or aage ko badhne lagti hai ......
dusri taraf paandu ka toh khushi se bura haal ho raha tha....use yakeen nahi ho raha tha ki usne is maal ka gaand chhu liya hai.....uffff qa ehsaaas mila tha paandu ko anupama ke dono gaand ke bhaag ko apne panje mai pakadne se......ek dum rui ke samaan komal gaand tha anupama ka.....khair anupama ko chhadhane ke baad turant hi furti se paandu bhi bus par chhadh jaata hai or thoda aage badh kar bus ka haalath dekhta hai to apna lauda payjaame ke upar se khujaate hue muskurate hue bol padta hai " saala aaj to teri chandi hai mere sher " hehe... yeh soch kar pandu anupama ke thik peeche aakar thodi duri banake khada ho jaata hai .....
to be continue......
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