Bewafai ka Bungalow - Copied

[hirarandi]

Ulfat: “To kya pahnu pool mein?”
Ubaid: “Saree kaisi rahegi!”
Ulfat ne gambhair chehre se Ubaid ko dekha, halki roshni mein Ubaid ka hasta hua chehra dekhkar Ulfat ki bhi hansi chhut gayi.
Ubaid: “Majaak kar raha tha yaar. Jo tumhe thheek lage wo pahna lena. Tum kaunsa mujhse puchhkar kapde pahanti ho!”
Ulfat: “Mera puchhne ka matlab tha ki kya main bikini pahan sakti hoon?”
Ubaid: “Waha to Ahan aur Zaid bhi honge na! Unke samne tum comfortable rahogi?”
Ulfat: “Main jab Afsa aur Ziah ke saath sweeming jaati thi waha Zaid hi to part time trainer tha. Usi ne hum teeno ko tairna sikhaya hain”
Ubaid: “Achchha!”
Ulfat: “Haa”
Kamre mein phir se shanti chha gayi aur Ulfat phir se jawaab ka intejar karti rahi. Phir kuchh seconds baad usne phir se sawaal dohraya.
Ulfat: “..To main bikini pahan sakti hoon na? Afsa aur Ziah bhi bikini pahanane waali hain”
Ubaid: “Main tumhe waise bhi kuchh bhi pahanane se kabhi nahi rokunga. Jo tumhe thheek lage pahno”
Ulfat: “Thank you”
Ubaid: “Waise yeh Afsa aaur Ziah un dono ladko Ahan ar Zaid ko lekar serious hain ya sirf masti ke liye boyfriend hain?”
Ulfat: “Wo sab serious hain. Career banne ke baad wo shaadi bhi kar lenge”
Ubaid: “Tum serious ho na, tumne kaha ki tum mujhe bina condom poora chodne dogi!”
Ulfat: “Vaada kiya hain, to main pura bhi karungi”
Ubaid: “Aaj tak to karne nahi diya, phir achanak kaise!”
Ulfat: “Yeh tour hum sabka no condom tour hain. Hum me se koi condom use nahi karega”
Ubaid: “Achchha isliye tum maan gayi mujhse is tarah khula chudwana ke liye! Hamara to phir bhi thheek hain kuchh hua to magar Afsa aur Ziah to kunwaari hain, wo pregnant ho gayi to!”
Ulfat: “Wo dono to bol rahi thi sab sambhaal legi, koi injection lagwaayenge no-pregnancy ka”
Ubaid: “Ek baat samajh nahi aayi, yeh Afsa itni khubsurat hain, phir bhi us Ahan ke chakkar mein kaise aayi!”
Ulfat:”Kyu! Kya kami hain Ahan mein? Achchha khasa to dikhta hain!”
Ubaid: “Shakl to khubsurat hain par wo itna dubla patla hain, thoda hatta katta hona chahiye tha”
Ulfat: “Wo sports mein hain, isliye bahut furtila rahne ke liye body light rakhi hain”
Ubaid: “Mujhe to kamjor sa laga. Wo Afsa ko kya khush karta hoga”
Ulfat: “Jaruri thode hi hain ki jin mardo ka bhara hua badan ho wo khush karte hi ho!”
Yeh sunkar Ubaid ekdum khaamosh ho gaya. Ulfat ko bhi relaize hua ki uske muh se kya nikal gaya hain.
Ulfat: “Sorry Ubaid”
Ubaid: “Sorry ki kya baat hain! Tum sahi kah rahi ho. Main bhale hi hatta kata hoon par tumhe aaj tak poora maja nahi dila paata”
Ulfat: “Tum nirash kyu hote ho, tum jitna karte ho usme bhi mujhe bahut maja aata hain”
Ubaid: “Tum mujhe bahlaane ke liye aese hi kahti ho”
Ulfat aur Ubaid phir so gaye. Agle din subah Ulfat ne Zaid ko phone kiya.
Ulfat: “Main Ubaid ke saath tour par aa rahi hoon ”
Zaid: “To phir main wo bungalow book karwa du na!”
Ulfat: “Haa, pata kar lena pool hain na, mera sweeming ka plan hain”
Zaid: “Haa pool hain pakka. Tu bikini pahanegi na?”
Ulfat: “Nahi, Ubaid ne mujhe saaree pahan kar pool mein utarane ko bola hain”
Zaid: “Sirf ek safed saaree pahan kar pool mein utregi to chalega mujhe, andar kuch mat pahanana bra, panty, blouse peticoat kuchh nahi.”
Ulfat: “Chup kar kaminey! Main bikini pahanane wali hoon”
Zaid: “Mujhe pehle hi pata tha”
Ulfat: “Magar ek baat sun, tu mujhe aese ghurte mat rahna jaisa waha sweeming classes mein karta tha. Ubaid ne dekh liya to bikini pahanana to dur ki baat kabhi saaree ke saath bhi pool mein nahi utarane dega”
Zaid: “Tujhe galatfahmi hain ki main tujhe bikini mein ghurta tha. Main to yeh check karta tha ki tere haath pair paani mien sahi tarike se chal rahe hain ya nahi”
Ulfat: “Aur jab main pool ke baahar khadi hoti thi tab tu kya check karta tha! Tab bhi to ghurta hi tha na!”
Zaid: “Wo to main checkk karta tha ki tu proper dress code main hain ya nahi!”
Ulfat: “Achchha! dress code! Main sirf two-piece sweeming costume mein hoti usko check karne ke liye itna time lagta hain!”
Zaid: “Main apna har kaam properly karta hoon”
Ulfat: “Jyada fenk mat. Chupchaap accept kar le ki tu mera figure dekhta karta tha. jis din main kurte ki jagah tight Tshirt kya pahan leti hoon ki teri najre meri chhati se hi nahi hat paati hain”
Zaid: “Tera figure itna achchha hain to jyada itra mat Ulfat. Itna gumaan to Afsa ko bhi nahi hain”
Ulfat: “Main koi gumaan nahi kar rahi hoon. Sirf cheta rahi hoon ki dhyaan rakhna. Akele mein jitna dekhna hain dekh lena par Ubaid ke saamne nahi bas”
Zaid: “Kya dikhaayegi akele mein?”
Ulfat: “Bikini mien khadi rahungi, jitna costume check karna hain kar lena”
Zaid:”Costume pahana hoga phir kya dekhna, kuchh nahi pahna hota to dekhta bhi sahi”
Ulfat: “Kamina kahi ka, apni girl friend ke hote huye mere saath flirt kar raha hain”
Zaid: “Achchha yeh sab majaak chhod, ek kaam ki baat sun”
Ulfat: “Kya!”
Zaid: “Neeche shaving achche se karna. Varna bikini se chut ke baal nikle huye dikhenge to achchhaa nahi dikhega”
Ulfat: “Tu bahut haraami hain”
Zaid: “Waha sweeming classes par bhi maine tujhe kitni baar bola tha, yaad hain na!”
Ulfat: “Jhoothha kahi ka! sirf ek baar bataya tha jab main pahli baar aayi thi aur idea nahi tha ki bikini mein baal kitne dikthte hain”
Zaid: “Main jhoothha? Wo din bhool gayi jab maine tujhe bataya ki tuney apni chut ke baal shave nahi kiye hain aur bikini se baahar dikh rahe hain aur phir main jaakar tere liye Ziah ke locker se razor lekar aaya tha!”
Ulfat: “Achchha woh! Wo to main 7 din ke baad apne parents ke saath ek shadi attend karke waapis aayi thi aur aate hi tuney phone kar diya ki aao swimming class miss mat karo to main seedha waha chali aayi. Time nahi mila mujhe shaving karne ka”
Zaid: “Ek aur baar yaad hain mujhe, jab tu aadha ghanta late thi”
Ulfat: “Duffer kahi ke, us din tuney mujhe yaad nahi dilaya tha, maine khud tujhse kaha tha ki mujhe shaving ka time nahi mila to main wahi ke washroom mein jaakar shave karke aati hoon”
Zaid: “Magar tu shave karna to bhooli thi na!”
Ulfat: “Main is duniya mein koi akeli to nahi hoon, aur bhi ladkiya bhoolti hogi!”
Zaid: “Ziah to nahi bhoolti”
Ulfat: “Woh kaise bhoolegi! Tu khud jo uski chut ki shaving karta hain”
Zaid: “Maine to tujhko bhi offer kiya tha ki main teri chut shave kar deta hoon. Tu maani hi nahi”
Ulfat: “Ab yahi kaam rah gaya hain mera ki paraaye ladko se chut saaf karwaati firu!”
Zaid: “Yeh kah kar tuney mujhe paraya kar diya Ulfat. Dil tod diya tuney mera”
Ulfat: “Jyada naatak mat kar. Dusro ki chut ke baal saaf karne ka shauk hain to Afsa ki kar deta”
Zaid: “Uske liye to Ahan hain na. Tera koi college mein boyfriend nahi hain islie tujhe offer kiya tha maine”
Ulfat: “Tu phone rakh varna phone mein ghus kar maarungi”
Zaid: “Arrey ek kaam ki baat karni thi, tu faaltu ki chut ke baalo wali baaton mein uljha deti hain”
Ulfat: “Maine faaltu baat ki shuruaat ki thi?”
Zaid: “Achchha maine ki thi, ab sun to le kaam ki baat”
Ulfat: “Bol, magar kuchh faaltu ki baat ki to phir dekhna”
Zaid: “Mere ek milne waaley ko teri first year ki books chaahiye. Uske bhi subjecs tere jaise hi hain”
Ulfat: “Thheek hain, mere waise bhi kisi kaam ki nahi ab wo books”
Zaid: “Theek hain main rakhta hoon, bungalow book karna hain aur maine jo bola wo yaad rakhna”
Ulfat: “Haa main books nikaal kar rakhungi”
Zaid: “Books nahi, apni chut ke baal nikaal kar rakhna bikini pahanani hain to”
Ulafat: “Chupp Haram…”
Uske pehle hi Zaid ne hanste huye phone rakh diya. Ulfat bhi apne muh par haath rakhe khilkhila rahi thi aur Ahan ko phone laga rahi thi.
Ulfat ne phir Ahan ko phone lagaya magar kaafi der ring jaane ke baad Ahan ne phone uthhaya.
Ulfat: “Itni der kyu lagi phone uthhane mein?”
Ahan: “Washroom mein tha. Tuney gaalat time phone kar diya”
Ulfat: “Late uthha tha kya aaj! Is waqt kya kar raha hain washroom mein?”
Ahan: “Bahut ichchha ho rahi thi apna lund hilakar uska juice nikaal raha tha”
Ulfat: “Mujhe bas itna sa bolna tha ki tu yaad rakh kar mere husband Ubaid ko phone karke bata dena ki hamaare tour ka detail plan kya hain. Hum dono bhi aa rahe hain”
Ahan: “Arrey to us Zaid ko phone kiya ki wo bungalow book kar de”
Ulfat: “Haa, abhi usi badmaash ko phone kiya tha. Main phone rakhti hoon, tu karle jo kar raha tha”
Ahan: “Sun Ulfat, ek kaam karegi mera?”
Ulfat: “Bol”
Ahan: “Thodi si sexy talk kar na, mere lund ka juice jaldi nikal jaayega”
Ulfat: “Pagal samjha hain mujhe! Mujhe aur koi kaam nahi hain kya?”
Ahan: “Tere ghar mein itne naukar chaakar hain, tujhe kya kaam karna hain?”
Ulfat: “Mujhe koi kaam nahi hain iska matlab yeh to nahi hain ki main aese gande kaam karu! Mujhe kya smajh rakha hain tuney?”
Ahan: “Dost hone ke naate thodi help kar degi to kya jaayega. Tujhe kaun sa dikh raha hain ki main yaha kya kar raha hoon!”
Ulfat: “Aese kaam tu apni girl friend Afsa se hi karwa”
Ahan: “Wo hoti to tujhe thode hi bolta. Wo apne parents ke saath kahi busy hain aur meri abhi talab jagi hain kuchh karne ki”
Ulfat: “To isme main kya karu!”
Ahan: “Jyada kuchh nahi, thodi aahein bhar aur siskiyaa maarti rah. Aur sexy baatein karti rah, Ubaid ke saath bhi to karti hi hogi na! Please kar na yaar Ulfat, pahli baar to help maangi hain”