meree vaasana aur paagal bhikhaaree ka land

[Kara lina]

mera landadhaaree yaar meree gaand ka sukh bhog chuka tha par abhee mera man usase bhara nahin tha.
sach kahoon to aise land kismat vaalee auraton ko hee milate hain aur main ye mauka haath se jaane nahin dena chaahatee thee.

par mere pati ke phon kol se mera saara plaan chaupat hota dikh raha tha kyonki unhonne meree pados kee aantee sarita aantee ko bol diya tha raat mere saath rukane ko.

mainne beman se apane yaar ko jaane ko kah diya par tabhee mere dimaag mein ek aaeediya ne janm liya. main use chhat vaale kamare mein le gayee jo normalee stor room ke taur par prayog kiya jaata tha. us kamare mein ham puraanee cheejon ya phir aisee cheejen jo us vakt kaam mein na aatee hon, jaise ekstra tebal, puraane kapade ityaadi ye sab stor room mein rakh dete the.

mainne use stor room mein lita diya aur use achchhe se samajha diya ki jab tak main na aaoon, aavaaj na karana aur na hee yahaan se kaheen jaana.
vo samajh chuka tha.

mainne stor room ka daravaaja baahar se band kiya aur jaldee se neeche aa gayee. apane plaan ko saphal karane ke lie mujhe baajaar bhee jaana tha. par baajaar hamaare ghar se thoda door tha aur mera nikalana bhee uchit nahin tha.

hamaare ghar se ek galee chhod kar hee medikal stor tha, vo meree jaan pahachaan vaale ka hee tha. mainne vahaan jaane ka phaisala liya aur tejee se us taraph badh chalee.

kismat se medikal shop abhee bhee khulee thee. mainne shop se ek patta neend kee dava lee aur lautate hue bagal kee hee dukaan se chokalet le lee.

main jaldee se ghar pahunchee, sarita aantee apane ghar se nikal hee rahee thee.
aantee ne mujhase poochha- itanee raat ko kahaan gayee thee?
mainne bataaya- sar mein bahut dard hai to sar dard kee dava lene gayee thee.
unhonne yakeen kar liya.

ham donon ghar aa gae aur unhonne khaane ke baare mein poochha.
to mainne bola- bas kheer banaane ja rahee thee, jyaada bhookh nahin hai.

unhonne kichan mein meree madad kee, donon ne milakar kheer banaee.
par mera dhyaan mere stor room mein band khajaane par tha.

mainne donon ke lie kheer parosee aur chupake se unake hisse kee kheer mein neend kee do goliyaan mila dee. donon kheer lekar teevee ke saamane baithakar khaane lagee.

kheer khatm hone ke kuchh hee minat ke baad aantee ko joron kee neend aane lagee.
mainne aantee ko bola- aap chal kar letiye, main bas thodee der teevee dekhakar aatee hoon.
neend se aantee kee aankhe band ho rahee thee, aantee baidaroom mein jaakar let gayee.

agale das minat mein hee main aantee ke paas thee aur unhen bula kar chek kar rahee thee ki neend gaharee hai ya nahin.
mainne unhen pakad kar hilaaya bhee par aantee ko koee phark nahin pada.
ab main nishchint thee ki aantee ab subah se pahale nahin uthane vaalee.

mainne patidev ko fon lagaaya aur bataaya ki hamane khaana kha liya hai aur ham donon sone ja rahee hain.
pati ne kaha- apana khyaal rakhana.
aur fon kat kar diya.

ab main har taraph se nishchint thee.

main aaeene ke saamane gayee aur ek ek karake apane saare kapade utaar die aur khud ke nange badan ko aaeene mein ghoor rahee thee. sach koee bhee mar sakata tha mere is husn ke lie. bina kapadon ke main kisee bhee porn ektres se jyaada hot lag rahee thee.

phir mainne apane patidev kee phevaret gulaabee rang kee bra paintee ka set nikaal kar pahana. mere pati kahate the ki is bra paintee mein main murdon ko bhee uthane par majaboor kar sakatee hoon.

khair yahee pahan kar main chhat par gayee apane aashik ke paas … mainne stor room ka daravaaja khola.
vo jaldee se uth baitha, maano mera hee intajaar kar raha ho.

mainne stor room kee lait on kee. vo to mujhe dekhata hee rah gaya. usake land ko khade hone mein kuchh sekand hee lage honge. usaka land paint ke oopar se hee cheekh cheekh ke apana saij bata raha tha.
usake land ko mainne muththee mein daboch liya, usaka land aur phanaphana utha. usake honthon par ek joradaar kish chipaka dee mainne aur usake haath apane donon narm gaand par tika die.

usane bhee kish karate hue hee gaand ko sahalaana shuroo kar diya aur paintee ke andar se meree gaand kee golaee kee maap lene laga.

ham donon kee garm saansen ek doosare se takara rahee thee, ab vo mere honthon ko apane daanton se kaatane laga tha, mujhe dard ho raha tha. par pata nahin kyon main use mana nahin kar paee kyonki mujhe us dard mein hee maja aa raha tha.

usakee ungaliyaan harakat kar rahee thee. usake daen haath ke beech kee ungalee ne mere gaand ke chhed par girapht bana lee thee. vo jab bhee us ungalee par jor deta, ungalee mere gaand ke chhed mein thodee see jagah bana letee aur main thoda aur oopar uthakar usako kish karane lagatee.

jab jab vo ungalee par jor lagaata tha kish karane ka maja hee duguna ho jaata.

isee tarah kish karate hue hamane 15 minat bita die. hamane kish band kee aur usake neeche ke kapadon ko usake badan se alag kar diya. ab usaka moosal jaisa land hava mein bina kisee sahaare ke jhool raha tha.
aah! kya khoobasoorat drshy tha.
usaka land dekhakar prthvee kee kisee bhee stree ka man dol jaata. mera param saubhaagy tha jo yah land mere saamane bina kapadon ke jhool raha tha.

mainne usake nagn land ko pakada aur aage aage gaand matakaate hue use lagabhag kheenchatee huee le jaane lagee. vo mere peechhe peechhe seedhiyon se utarane laga. ham teevee hol mein pahunche aur use sophe par dhakka de diya.
vo sophe par apane land ko sahalaate hue baith gaya.

mainne teevee on kiya aur ek gaane par usake saamane thirakane lagee.

mere hilate hue boobs aur patalee kamar dekhakar usaka land kulaanchen maar raha tha.
achaanak hee vah utha aur mere urojon ko taakat se masal diya. meree to aah hee nikal gayee.

phir vah mujhe peechhe se pakadakar gardan par chumban karate hue mere 34 ke urojon ko masalane laga. mera naachana gaana band ho gaya. ab main sirph aahen bhar rahee thee. choochiyon ko dabaate hue vah apana land meree gaand par daba raha tha, meree choot se paanee ris raha tha.

mainne peechhe se hee usaka land mutthee mein le liya aur hilaane lagee. usaka land bhayaavah roop dhaaran kar chuka tha.

usane meree choochiyon se haath hataaya. mainne use phir se sophe par bitha diya aur usake hava mein laharaate land ke paas baith gayee.

usake land kee bheenee bheenee khushboo mere naak mein ja rahee thee. mainne naak ko bilkul kareeb le jaakar land ke aage ka hissa khola, aah! kya sugandh thee jo mere kaleje tak sama gaee.

ab mainne usake land ke aage ke hisse ko apane narm gulaabee honthon mein jakad liya aur usaka rasaasvaadan karane lagee. vo dheere dheere land ko aage kee taraph dhakka dene laga. main maje lekar usake land ko choos rahee thee kyonki aisa khoobasoorat land naseeb vaalon ko hee milata hai.

tabhee mujhe chokalet kee yaad aayee, main jaldee se kichan mein aaee aur chokalet liya aur vo chokalet ko kholakar usake land par thoda sa lagaatee phir land choosatee, phir lagaatee phir choosatee, sach mein kya maja aa raha tha.

main usaka land itane chaav se choos rahee thee ki maano mainne jeevan mein pahalee baar land paaya ho aur yah dharatee ka aakhiree land ho.

lagabhag pandrah minat land choosane ke baad vah achaanak se uth khada hua aur usane mere sar ke baal pakad kar peechhe kee taraph kheench die aur kutton kee tarah tejee se mere munh mein dhakke dene laga. ek baaragee to meree saans hee atak gaee.

yahee koee bees pachchees jhatakon ke baad usaka gaadha amrt mere munh mein ghulane laga. kasam se kya svaad tha … jo bhulaaye nahin bhoolata.
usane apane land ko daba dabaakar ek ek boond mere munh mein gira dee.
mainne bhee maje se ek ek boond ko gale ke neeche utaar liya.

vo thak kar sophe par baith gaya tha, par ab maje lene kee baaree meree thee kyonki meree aag abhee bhee jal rahee thee.

mainne bra paintee ke oopar se hee maiksee daalee aur baidaroom mein gayee aur aantee ko aavaaj lagaee, phir unako hila kar dekha, aantee vaise hee sotee rahee. main jaldee se baahar aaee aur seedhe kichan mein jaakar shahad kee sheeshee nikaalee aur phir apane shareer ko kapadon se mukt kar diya.

mainne apanee khilee huee choot par najar daalee, meree choot chudaee ke lie laal ho rahee thee. mere 34 saij ke chooche kisee phutabol kee maaphik hava mein tane the. mainne apanee choochee kee ghundeeyon ko masal kar ek aah bharee aur apane madamast chootadon ko matakaate hue apane paagal premee ke paas chal dee.