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Komal ka upari badan nanga thha, par ab Nandlal ne uss baat ko atpata nahin samjha. Komal ne apne khule baal peechhe kiye, baandhke, Nandlal uski khuli aur nangi chuchi ko dekh raha thha, Komal ka chehra maayoos thha.
Komal: Aap aur maa kaise ek dusre ko sahaara dete huey ek dusre ki chaahat ko apna liye taaki aapka rishta behtar ho, waise Umesh nahin kar paayega, woh kitna hi samajhdaar kyun na ho..
Komal ke gaal pe Nandlal ne apna haath rakh diya, Komal ne unke haath pe apna haath rakh diya, dono ek dusre ko dekhte rahe.
Komal: Par main iss ghar ki maryada paar nahin karoongi babuji, na hi iss baat pe Umesh se baat karungi, agar unhonein pehel ki, toh saath dungi, nahin toh nahin…
Nandlal ne aage hoke uska maatha chooma.
Nandlal: Chal ab tu so ja, main bhi yeh T-Shirt badalke so jaata hoon, chipchipa ho gaya tere badan se lag ke…
Komal ne apni ungli unke tracks mein tane huey lund ke supaade pe phiraayi aur muskuraayi.
Komal: Ise toh neend nahin aa rahi hai..
Nandlal ne uske gaal ko chumti di.
Nandlal: Yeh toh teri saas marne ke baad chain se soya hi nahin hai…Chhod de nahin toh yeh raat bhar sataayega…
Komal ne haath hata diya aur unki kamar mein rakh diya.
Komal: Raat bhar thodi na aap ise aise rakhoge, koi na koi ilaaj karoge na iska..
Nandlal: Karna toh padega bahu..
Komal: Kya..
Nandlal ne phir uska gaal do ungliyon mein kasa.
Nandlal: Dekh, ab tu so ja, mujhe subah kasrat ke liye jaldi utthna hai..
Komal ne moonh banaaya, phir muskura di, Nandlal aur uski nazrein mili, aur phir woh wahaan se Komal ko tarsa ke nikal gaye.
Subah Nandlal ne Komal ka darwaaza subah saat baje khula paaya, unhonein baahar se khatkhataaya.
Komal: Aa jaaiyye babuji..
Nandlal andar gaye toh mehsoos kiya ki Komal cupboard ke khule darwaaze ki aad mein khadi hogi, woh wahaan tak gaye, aur Komal ko sirf chaddi mein dekhke ekdum se chehra ghuma diye.
Nandlal: Bahu kehna toh thha tu ne kuch pehna nahin hai..
Komal ghoomi aur Nandlal ko peeche se apni baahon mein jakad ke apne gaal unki nangi peetth pe rakh di, Nandlal sirf apne tracks mein thhe.
Komal: Pehna toh hai, upar ka aap kal raat dekh chuke thhe, ab yeh mat kahiye ke aapko meri chaddi ke aar paar dikhta hai..
Nandlal ne uske haath alag kiye aur palte, apne haath uski kamar mein rakhte huey.
Nandlal: Tujhse main jeet nahin paaunga, sunn, main jaa raha hoon kasrat karne, tujhe aana hai toh aa jaa, teri kamar ka dard bhi dekh lenge..
Komal ne unke seene pe apna haath phiraaya.
Komal: Aise hi chaloon..Chaddi mein..
Nandlal: Bhai jaise teri marzi..Main jaata hoon..
Nandlal wahaan se chale gaye, Komal kuch der baad gym mein daakhil hui, Nandlal pushups kar rahe thhe, Komal ne ab tracks aur tank top Chadha liya thha, Nandlal use dekh ke ruk gaye.
Nandlal: Chal acchha hai tu ne dhang ke exercise ke kapde toh pehen liye…
Komal thodi ukhdi ukhdi si thhi.
Komal: Aapne dost bana liya par dost ki mazaak bardaasht nahin kar sakte naa..Isiliye kapde pehen liye..
Nandlal: Arre baba tera mazaak samajh bhi liya aur tujhe pakka dost maan bhi liya..
Komal jhatt se unke kareeb aa gayi.
Komal: Toh utaar doon..
Nandlal ne apna sar pakad liya, Komal muskura di.
Nandlal: Chal bata, tujhe dard hai ya chala gaya..
Komal: Thoda hai babuji, par kamar se neeche utar gaya hai, par aapko bataaungi toh aapko lagega main phir se mazaak masti kar rahi hoon, chhod dijiye..
Nandlal: Arre nahin bahu, main tujhe serious loonga bas, bata kahaan neeche utra hai..
Komal: Babuji rehne dijiye na, aap baat baat mein bura maante hain, main haath se bata nahin paaungi aur track neeche kiya toh aap kuch aur samajh baitthenge..
Nandlal: Nahin kuch aur samajh baitthunga, bata…
Komal unke saamne ghoom gayi aur peeche haath le jaake apne track ke upar se bataaya, Nandlal uske haath ko hataake uske nicchli kamar, yaani gaand ke beechon beech apni ek ungli dabaayi.
Nandlal: Dekh yahaan hai kya..
Komal: Haa babuji, bas wahin…
Nandlal: Theek hai, kuch aisi kasrat kartein hain jisse teri muscles dheeli ho jaayengi, phir dopahar mein main teri maalish kar dunga…
Komal ghoomi aur haan mein sar hila diya. Nandlal ne room mein padhi ek kursi li aur Komal ko baitthne ka ishaara kiya, Komal baitthi aur Nandlal uske pairon ke paas baitth gaye, uski ek taang utthaayi aur apne kaandhe tak le gaye, dusre haath se Komal ki dusri taang neeche dabaayi taaki woh utthe nahin, Komal ko utthaaye huey pair mein dard hua.
Nandlal: Uttha thoda aur bahu, peetth mein asar padega..
Nandlal ke haath Komal ki jaangh pe thhe, Komal ko dard hone laga.
Komal: Aaaah babuji dard ho raha hai, bas kijiye, baad mein maalish kar dijiye..
Nandlal ne uska pair neeche chhoda.
Nandlal: Theek hai, par kuch free hand stretching toh kar le..
Komal: Itna mushkil toh nahin hoga naa..
Nandlal: Khade ho jaa, kal waale exercise kartein hain..Mere saamne khadi hi aur apne haath apne sar ke upar uttha de, seedhe..
Komal unke saamne aa gayi aur Nandlal uske peechhe, Komal ne haath uttha diye aur Nandlal peechhe se usse satt gaye.
Nandlal: Ab aise baanye side dono haath aur upari badan dheere dheere kar de..Ab dusri taraf..Ab seedhi ho jaa jaise pehle thhi, haath upar..Ab mere badan pe apna badan le aa, peechhe, dono haath bhi peechhe ki taraf aane de, main teri kamar ko sahaara deta hoon peeche se..
Komal ne waisa hi kiya, Nandla use apne badan pe le rahe thhe aur dono peechhe ki taraf jhuk rahe thhe, Nandlal uski kamar dono haathon se pakde thhe.
Nandlal: Yeh thheek hai key eh bhi mushkil lag raha hai..
Komal: Yeh acchha hai babuji, peecche se acchha lagta hai..
Nandlal samjhe nahin aur Komal ko afsos hua ke woh samjhe nahi, dono phir se seedhe huey aur phir peecche ki taraf jhuke. Iss baar Nandlal apna haath neeche uski gaand pe le gaye aur dard waali jagah ko dabaaya, Komal karraah utthhi.
Komal: Aaaahhh marr gayi babuji..
Nandlal: Zara bardaasht kar bahu, baad mein maalish se theek ho jaayega agar ab muscles dheeli ho gayi toh…
Nandlal ne aur dabaaya aur Komal ne unka baanya haath kass ke pakda aur unka badan aage se daba di apne badan se, Nandlal aur woh ab ek dusre ke badan ko kass rahe thhe, woh aage se aur Nandlal peechhe se.
Kuch second ke baad Nandlal ne haath chhoda aur Komal ghoom gayi aur unke badan se chipak ke apna chehra unke seene mein rakh di, Nandlal ne uski peetth thapthapaayi.
Nandlal: Kuch farq laga..
Komal ne unke seene mein hi sar hila diya.
Nandlal: Theek hai ab bas kar, naashta laga de..Main snaan karke aata hoon..
Komal wahaan se chali gayi aur aadhe ghante baad Nandlal nahaake hall mein aaye, table naashte se saja hua thha,
Nandlal shorts aur T-Shirt mein aaye wahaan pe, Komal ne unhe parosa.
Nandlal: Bahu kahin ghoom aa, doston se mil aa..
Komal ne naa mein sar hila diya. Nandlal ko laga use gussa toh nahin aaya.
Nandlal: Kya hua bahu, gussa hai kya..
Komal: Babuji, mere kaunse dost hai yahaan, dost toh aap hi hain, aap hi ddor bhejne chaahtein hain toh chali jaati hoon..
Nandlal ne ishaare se apne paas bulaaya, uski kalaai thaami aur apne god mein bitthaaya, Komal khushi khushi ghutnon ke upar tak ki maxi mein baitth gayi, Nandlal ne uske gaal pe haath phera.
Nandlal: Chal kahin ghoom aayein, sasur bahu dono..
Komal ne muskura ke unka gaal chooma, aur apna gaal aage kiya, Nandlal ne muskura ke uska gaal chooma.
Komal: Koi acchhi film lagi hai babuji..
Nandlal: Dekhtein hain, nahin rahi toh ghoom hi lenge, kya iraada hai..
Dono taiyyaar huey, Nandlal ne gaadi nikaali, Komal ne saadi pehni hui thhi, bahut sundar lag rahi thhi.
Gaadi nikli paas ke cinema hall ke liye, raasta baaton mein katt gaya. Cinema hall pahunche.
Nandlal: Kaunsi nikaaloon bahu..
Komal: Babuji box ki nikaaliyega..
Nandlal: Haan bahu box ki hi nikaaloonga, kanjoosi nahin karoonga, darr mat..
Nandlal ne ticket nikaali aur box mein dono pahunche, box mein agal bagal do bade sofa hotein hain aur kuch nahin. Yaani chaar log do do karke baitth saktein hain kaafi kareeb mein.
Dono ek sofe par baitth gaye, film shuru hui aur kuch der baad do aur log aaye, ek jawaan ladka thha aur ek tees paintaalees saal ki aurat uske saath, dono acchhe ghar ke lagte thhe, Nandlal aur Komal ne dono ko aate dekha, aur sofe pe baitthe dekha. Dono phusphusaate huey baat karne lage, par itna thha ki Komal aur Nandlal dono unki baatein sunn paa rahe thhe.
Ladka: (Phusphusaate huey) Bhabhi yahaan bhi log hai, kya karein..
Aurat: Ab main yahaan se nahin jaane waali, chaar cinema hall badal chuke hain, andhera hai, woh dono nahin dekhenge…
Ladka: Lodge mein hi chal lete bhabhi..
Aurat: Hall gaya bhosde mein, ab raha nahin jaa raha hai Suresh, bada bhai garam kar ke rakhta hai aur chhote ko lodge mein jaana hai..Lund nikaal, mujhe choosna hai..
Itna sunnke Komal ne Nandlal ke chehre pe dekha, woh bhi un dono ki taraf hi dekh rahe thhe, Nandlal aur Komal dono muskuraaye. Dono phusphusaa ke baat karne lage, dono ki jaanghe chipak gayi thhi, dono kareeb mein baitthke satt gaye thhe.
Nandlal: Bahu, chal yahaan se, kahin aur chaltein hain..
Komal: Babuji woh devar bhabhi bhi ghoom ghoom ke thakk gayein hain, agar unko humse takleef nahin hain toh humein kya pareshaani, ek daam mein do filmein dikh rahi hai…
Nandlal: Ab toh tu un dono ki film dekhegi..
Komal: Toh aap bhi dekhiye na babuji, phone pe kal aapki film dekhi, aaj inki..Live show..
Nandlal ne apna haath maathe pe de maara, Komal ne Nandlal ka haath meecha.
Komal: Sshhh babuji, inke dialogue suniye..
Nandlal bhi ab Komal ke aur satt gaye.
Suresh: Aaaah bhabhi choos, bade din ho teri chut ke darshan liye..Apna blouse dheela kar de zara..
Ladke ki bhabhi sofe pe pet ke bal letke uske devar ka lund choos rahi thhi.
Bhabhi: Tu hook khol de peechhe..
Ladke ne hook khol diya, bhabhi ne apna haath ek taraf se alag kiya aur Nandlal aur Komal ko andhere mein bhi nazar aa raha thha ki ek chuchi bhabhi ki aazaad ho chuki hai, ladke ne kass ke daba diya.
Nandlal: Ab yeh dono nange hi ho jaayenge yahaan..
Komal: Yeh dono ho rahein hain babuji, hum dono nahin..
Suresh: Bhabhi bhaiyya toh kal raat bhi chode thhe tujhe, khidki se dekha thha, toh itni garam kyun hai..
Bhabhi: Bola na woh garam karke chhod deta hai, chaar paanch jhatkon ke baad phuss…Tera jaise lambi race ka ghoda nahin hai…
Suresh: Chut chatwa ke jhadwa leti bhaiyya se..
Bhabhi: Kyun aaj mujhe chodne ka dil nahin hai kya re..
Suresh: Bhabhi roz chudwa hai phir bhi aisa bolti hai..
Bhabhi: Teri gaand mein dum hai toh yahaan nanga karke chod..
Suresh: Bhabhi bagal ke sofe pe log baitthein hain..
Komal: (zor se kehti hai dono se): Oh devarji, oh bhabhiji, humein koi dikkat nahin hai agar aap dono nange hoke chodna chaaho toh..Hum film dekh rahein hain..
Nandlal( phusphusaate huey): Bahu yeh kuch zyaada ho raha hai, tujhse yeh ummeed nahin thhi..
Komal: Babuji mujhe bhi Umesh se bahut ummeed thhi, par apna na sahi in dono ka bhala ho jaaye, yeh soch rahi hoon, aur kuch nahin..Aur Umesh se shaadi karne ka afsos hai, aapki bahu banne ka nahin, aap jaisa dost kisi bhi bahu ko nahin milta hai, bas aap mujhe dost kehke bhi dost nahin bana paaye..
Nandlal ne uski aankhon ko dekha, dono ki nazrein bandh gayi thhi, Nandlal ne uske gaal ko haath lagaaya.
Nandlal: Maaf kar de, maine tujhe galat samjha, aaj se hi apni dosti pakki…
Komal ne apna chehra Nandlal ke seene mein daba diya.
Bhabhi devar dono nange ho rahe thhe, Nandlal aur Komal dono andhere mein unhein dekhne lage, bhabhi devar ki god mein baitth gayi, uski nazrein Nandlal aur Komal ki nazron se mili, devar uski chuchiyaan choos raha thha, bhabhi uski chut devar ke lund pe ghass rahi thhi.
Bhabhi: Aap dono kuch nahin karenge kya bhai saahab..
Nandlal: Nahin bhabhi, hum theek hain..
Bhabhi: Theek toh hai, isiliye keh rahi hoon, humein toh nange hone ki ijaazat de di, box ki kadi laga detein hain, aap apni patni ko chodiye nange hoke..
Komal: Hum abhi ghar pe chod ke aayein hain aur khaana khaake hum dono phir chudaai karenge, aap dono ka problem hai, aap chudwaaiyye…
Nandlal Komal ke gaal pe chumti kaat deta hai, bhabhi ab thoda apni gaand utthha hai, devar chut ka nishaana lund ke supaade se banaata hai aur Nandlal aur Komal dono uska lund apni bhabhi ki chut mein gaayab hotein dekhtein hain.
Bhabhi: Aap log khushkismat hain, iska bada bhai aaahhhh maadarchod dheere, mera pati hai, par saala adhoora chhod deta hai, aap toh santusht lagti hain bhabhi, aapke pati bahut khush rakhtein honge aapko..
Komal Nandlal ke chehre pe dekhke muskuraayi.
Komal: Bahut santusht rakhtein haain bhabhi..
Bhabhi: Hum thoda jhadd letein hain, phir baat karenge..
Nandlal: Jhadiye maze se, hum film dekhtein hain..
Komal ne Nandlal ka haath apni hatheli mein le liya, aur apna chehra unke kandhe pe rakh diya.
Komal: Yeh hui na baat babuji. Itna serious hone ki bhi zaroorat nahin hai..Agar aap chaahein toh kahin khaane chalte hain, in dono ko lage rehne dijiye..
Nandlal: Pakka tujhe aur dekhna nahin hai dono film..
Komal: Ek dekh li, dusri toh kal bhi aa saktein hain, chaliye..
Dono ek dusre ka haath pakad ke baahar aaye, Nandlal ne uska haath chhodke Komal ke kandhe pe rakh diya,
Komal ne apni hatheli unke seene pe rakh di aur dono car park pe aaye. Khaana khaake do baje dono ghar pahunche. Zyaada baat nahin hui dono ke beech mein, kaafi chup chup se thhe dono. Ghar mein andar aake
Nandlal ne darwaaza bandh kiya, Komal ne peechhe se unhein gale lagaaya, Nandlal ne uske haath chhudaake ghoomke use apne seene se lagaaya.
Komal: Thank you babuji, in shaadi ke do saalon mein aaj bahut maza aaya, aazaadi si mehsoos hui, ek dost ka saath mehsoos hua..
Nandlal: Mujhe bhi bahu, ja aaraam kar le ab..
Komal: Aap maalish karne waale thhe na meri..Agar thakk gayein hai toh..
Nandlal: Arre dhyaan se utar gayaa mere, jaa tu fresh ho jaa, main apne kamre se tel laata hoon, aur fresh hoke bhi aata hoon…
Dono apne apne kamre mein chale gaye.