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Teen din beet gaye us din ki baat ko, Umesh Mumbai chala gaya, Komal ke swabhaav mein badlaav aane laga, woh Nandlal ke saath zyaada baat karne lagi, Umesh se bhi phone pe baat karti, par sawaal nahin karti, muskuraati aur khush rehti, ghar ke kaam mein busy rehti.
Aaj Saturday thha aur har Saturday ki tarah Nandlal club jaane ki taiyyaari kar rahe thhe, shaam ke chhe baj rahe thhe, aur Komal unke kamre mein chai dene aayi.
Nandlal – Umesh ka koi phone aaya?
Komal – Kal aaya thha babuji. Woh Ahmedabad ke liye nikal rahe thhe. Radhika saath thhi.
Nandlal – Business partner ki beti hai.
Nandlal Komal ke saamne aaye aur uske kandhe pe haath rakh diya.
Nandlal – Bura lag raha hai.
Komal – Nahin babuji. Woh joh bhi karein, agar bol ke karein toh acchha lagega.
Nandlal – Aur agar woh aage badh gaya toh Radhika ke saath. ?
Komal – Bolenge toh acchha rahega. Main mana kar nahin sakti hoon. Aur karungi bhi nahi aap ki baatein maan ke. Bas tension nahin loongi. Ye kahani aap desi kahani dot net par padh rhe hai.
Nandlal – Uski yaad aati hai?
Komal – Kyun nahin aayegi babuji.
Nandlal – Waise nahin.
Komal – Main samajh gayi aapka kehna babuji. Waise bhi aati hai. Boodhi toh nahin hoon naa.
Nandlal – Bilkul nahi hai. Pata hai jab dil bhaari ho toh kya karna chahhiye?
Komal – Kya babuji?
Nandlal – Apne babuji ke saath baitth ke baatein karna chaahiye. Yeh abhi kaayda banaaya hai.
Komal muskuraati hai.
Komal – Karna toh main bhi chaahti hoon babuji. Par aap toh club jaa rahein hain.
Nandlal – Toh chal nahin jaata. Aaj Ramvati aur Manu bhi nahi hain, hum dono khoob baatein karenge.
Komal – Sach. Aap club nahin jaayenge?
Nandlal – Keh diya bahu. Par aaj subah late uttha thha. Exercise nahin kar paaya. Wahin gym mein chaltein hain, udhar main exercise karunga, aur tu baatein.
Komal – Kya babuji. Yeh theek thodi hai. Aap exercise karenge aur main baatein.
Nandlal – Toh tub hi exercise kar le mere saath. Acchha hi hai. Ghar mein baitthe rehne se motaapa aa jaayega.
Komal – Toh ab main aapko moti dikhti hoon.
Nandlal – Arre nahin bahu. Par ho toh sakti hai. Abhi aadat lagegi exercise ki toh motaapa chhuega tak nahin.
Komal – Par kapde nahin hain mere paas, gym mein pehenne ke liye.
Nandlal – Main deta hoon. Teri saas ke hain, T-Shirt aur track pant. Dekh.
Nandlal cupboard ke paas gaye aur khol diya, neeche cabinet se ek kaala patla T-Shirt nikaala aur patli pants, unhonein Komal ko dikhaaya.
Komal – Babuji yeh kaafi patle aur chhote lagtein hain. Main aapke saamne in mein.
Nandlal phir apne haath Komal ke kandhe pe rakhtein hain.
Nandlal – Mujhe acchha lagega. Agar tu apni saas ke kapde pehenegi toh.
Komal – Phir chhote hi sahi babuji. Main pehenungi.
Nandlal – Jaa pehen le aur gym mein aaja, main bhi change karke wahin aata hoon.
Komal – Theek hai babuji.
Kuch der baad Nandlal apni langot mein gym pahunch gaye, unhonein dumb bells utthaana shuru kar diye, do minute baad Komal pahunchi, par andar aane se sharma rahi thhi, Nandlal uske paas darwaaze tak gaye, Komal apne haathon se apna seena chhupa rahi thhi.
Nandlal – Bahu agar zyaada hi uncomfortable ho toh kuch aur pehen lo tumhaari marzi ka.
Komal – Nahi babuji theek hai. Main apne haath hataati hoon.
Jaise hi Komal ne apne haath hataaye, Nandlal ka dimaag kharaab ho gaya, uski aadhi chuchiyaan baahar thhi, chut ke paas ki jagah track mein kasi hui thhi, kapda badan se chipak gaya thha, badan aur kapde mein zyaada antar nahin thha.
Nandlal – Bahu main phir kehta hoon, agar uncomfortable ho, toh change kar lo.
Komal – Nahi babuji. Aaj se isi mein aapke saath exercise karungi aur ismein perfect baitth ke bataaungi.
Nandlal – Yeh hui na baat. Chal aaja. Tujhe thode free hand kasratein bataaun.
Nandlal Komal ko andar le jaata hai, Komal uske langot ko gaur se dekhti hai, upar se Nandlal kuch nahin pehne thhe.
Andar pahunch ke bahut saara equipment dekh rahi thhi Komal, Nandlal ne use ishaara kiya.
Nandlal – Yeh sab mat dekho bahu. Tumhaare kaam ka bas walker hai. Par usse bhi pehle tumhaari body free karni hogi, free hand exercise se. Uske baad walker. Theek hai.
Komal – Jaise aap kahein.
Nandlal – Toh ab mujhe follow karo, aise dono haath upar, phir neeche, phir upar, phir neeche.
Komal – Aise.
Nandlal – Bilkul, saans andar aur baahar ek lay se lo. Aise.
Nandlal Komal ko guide karte huey khud bhi kar raha thha, kuch der baad Komal ka paseena chhuttne laga, Nandlal ne use roka.
Nandlal – Chalo abhi change kartein hain.
Nandlal ab jhuktein hain aur apne ghutne apne hatheli se chhootein hain.
Nandlal – Ab kuch der yeh karo.
Komal jaise jhuki, Nandlal ke saamne uski ab aadhe se bhi zyaada baahar aati chuchiyaan dikhne lagi. Komal ne unki nazron ko dekha par ruki nahin, Nandlal bhi karte rahe, Ab Komal ruk gayi.
Komal – Babuji nahin ho raha hai, badan dard kar raha hai.
Nandlal – Toh bas kar do bahu. Pehla din hai. Aaj ke liye itna hi kaafi hai. Kal dekhenge.
Komal – Thanks babuji. Main thoda snaan kar leti hoon. Paseena.
Nandlal – Haan bahu. Main bhi aata hoon thodi der mein. Phir baitthtein hain saath.
Komal neeche chali jaati hai, Nandlal uske nitumb ko ghoortein rehtein hain, phir kasrat karne lagtein hain.
Aadhe ghante baad Nandlal nahaa ke aur change karke, kurte pyjaame mein neeche aatein hain, Komal chai leke aati hai aangan mein, shalwaar kameez mein.
Komal – Pehli chai toh pee nahin aapne, isiliye aur bana laayi.
Nandlal – Tujhe kuch kehna nahin padhta hai bahu. Samajh jaati hai tu.
Komal muskuraake unke haath ek chai ka pyaala di aur unke saamne kursi pe baitthke khud ek cup le li. Do chuskiyon ke baad usne Nandlal ka chehra dekha. Ye kahani aap desi kahani dot net par padh rhe hai.
Komal – Babuji. Aap se ek baat poocchoon.
Nandlal – Arre poocchh na. Har baat ke liye permission chaahiye kya. ?
Komal hans di.
Komal – Babuji. Aap aur maa kis kis ke saath.
Nandlal muskuraaye aur uska chehra dekhe.
Nandlal – Woh sab tu sun ke kya karegi bahu. Aur woh sab details dene mein main bhi katraaunga.
Komal – Acchha. Toh ab hum dost nahin hai na?
Nandlal – Bahu. Aisi baat nahin hai.
Komal – Toh khul ke bataaiyye na babuji. Aaj toh yahaan koi sunne waala bhi nahin hai.
Nandlal – Bahu tu bahut ziddi hai. Sharma jaayegi tu.
Komal – Track suit mein toh nahin sharmaayi naa. Toh ab kyun sharmaaungi.
Nandlal – Theek hai. Jab kuch zyaada ho raha hoga tere liye toh rok dena.
Komal – Theek hai.
Nandlal – Toh sun. Tu sach mein sunna chaahti hai.
Komal – Babuji. Kahiye na. Ab aap sharma rahein hain.
Nandlal – Acchha baba. Ab nahi sharmaata bas. Sun. Teri saas aur main ek dusre se kaafi kuch discuss karte thhe. Khulke baat karte thhe.
Komal – Babuji main mudde pe aaiyye na. Yeh sab toh aap keh chuke hain pehle bhi.
Nandlal – Tu hai na badi kharaab hai. Apne babuji ko sata rahi hai.
Komal – Sataaungi nahin toh aap nahin bataayenge. Dost. Yaad hai na.
Nandlal – Haan haan yaad hai. Theek hai. Teri saas adla badli ke liye raazi thhi.
Komal – Kyaaaa? Adla badli.
Nandlal – Dekh ab tu rok rahi hai.
Komal – Acchha acchha sorry. Kahiye.
Nandlal – Toh hum mile mere acchhe dost aur uski biwi se. Phir kya thha. Adla badli ho gayi.
Komal – Babuji. Yeh galat hain haan. Aap kuch nahin bata rahe.
Nandlal – Toh tu kya kamre ke details bhi legi. Samajh jaa na ke kamre mein kya hua hoga.
Komal – Theek hai babuji. Aap ko nahin bataana hai toh chhodiye. Main bhi kahaan aapko dost bana baitthi thhi.
Nandlal – Arre tu toh naaraaz ho rahi hai. Chal tujhe joh details chaahiye na, woh tasveeron mein bataata hoon.
Komal – Matlab. ? Aap ne tasveerein kheenchi.
Nandlal – Haan. Hum ek dusre ke saath free thhe.
Komal – Toh kahaan hai tasveerein. ?
Nandlal – Kuch mobile mein hai, kuch CD mein, kuch asli photo hain.
Komal – Baap re. Aap aur maa toh.
Nandlal – Kaafi enjoy kiye. Ab tujhe dikhaaun ki na dikhaaun yeh soch mein pada hoon.
Komal – Agar aapne nahin dikhaaya toh main aapse baat nahin karungi.
Nandlal – Nangi tasveerein hain Bahu. Kaise dikhaaun. ?
Komal – Jaise ek dost dusre dost ko dikhaata hai.
Nandlal – Tujhe problem nahin hoga. ?
Komal – Nahin hoga babuji. Aap ke kehne pe maine track suit pehen liya. Toh ab isse aage sharmaane ki baat kya. ?
Itna sun ke Nandlal khade ho gaye, Komal jaise hi khadi hone waali thhi, uski kamar mein halka sa dard aaya, Nandlal ne jhatke mein uski kamar sambhaal li aur use sahaara diya.
Komal – Woh exercise bhaari padh gayi.
Nandlal ka haath Komal ki kamar ko jakde huey thha, Komal unke sahaare khadi hui aur apna haath unke kandhe pe rakh liya.
Komal – Ab theek hai.
Nandlal – Kya theek hai. Main tujhe garam paani ki thaili deta hoon, tu aaraam kar.
Komal – Yeh kahiye ke aapko bachna hai. Hai na. Main toh theek hoon.
Nandlal – Tu badi chant hai. Kya karoon main tera. ?
Komal – Tasveerein dikha dijiye.
Nandlal – Nangi tasveerein dekhne ka bada shauk ho raha hai. ?
Komal – Hmmmm. Ho raha hai.
Nandlal – Aur kamar ka dard. ?
Komal – Theek ho jaayega.
Nandlal uski zidd ke saamne haar gaye, Komal unke sahaare se unke saath unke kamre ke taraf chalti gayi, use apne bed pe bitthaake Nandlal apne cupboard ke locker se do moti album nikaale, aur apna mobile bhi leke aaye.
Nandlal – Apni kamar ko sahaara do Bahu, koni pe aadha let jaao.
Komal ne unki baat maani aur bed pe chadhke apne baanyi koni takiye pe rakhke aadha let gayi, Nandlal apni seedhi koni pe sahaara lete huey uske saamne lete aur sab beech mein rakh diya. Unhonein Komal ka chehra phir se dekha.
Nandlal – Kyun kara rahi ho mujhse yeh sab.
Komal – Babuji meri khush kismati hai ke mera dost mere sasur hi hain. Ab toh aap dost zyaada lagtein hain aur sasur kum.
Nandlal – Aisi baatein karna kahaan se seekhi bahu.
Komal – Kuch sobat ka bhi asar hota hai babuji. Ab dikhaaiyye na.
Nandlal – Mobile se kheenchi dekhegi ya CD ya photo.
Komal – Sab.
Nandlal – Main club jaata toh theek hota.
Komal – Ab phans gaye hain toh poora phansiye. Dikhaaiyye.
Nandlal ek album kholtein hain. Komal ki aankhein phati ki phati reh jaati hain, usmein Nandlal aur uski saas unke dost aur patni ke saath bilkul nange hain, Nandlal ka lund unki dost ki patni choos rahi hai aur Unki patni ko unke dost chaat rahein hain, Komal Nandlal ki taraf dekhti hai.
Nandlal – Kya hua? Tujhe hi dekhna thha,,Maine kaha thha na. Chal rakh deta hoon.
Komal – Arre nahin babuji main sab dekhungi.
Nandlal – Arre ek dekh liya toh sab dekh liya, thodi kuch naya hai dusri tasveeron mein.
Komal – Hoga babuji, nahin toh aap nahin kheenchte, main baad mein aapke saath CD bhi dekhungi.
Nandlal – Arre baap re. Chal dekh jaldi jaldi.
Komal – Aaraam se dekhungi. Ab toh dekh liya aapko. Ab kaisi sharam.
Nandlal – Acchha baba aaraam se dekh. Maine neeche aangan mein tehelke aata hoon.
Komal unka haath pakad ke rok deti hai.
Komal – Mere saath baitthiye na babuji. Aap bhi pooraani yaadein taaza kijiye.
Nandlal – Pooraani yaadein taaza karne mein ek problem hai bahu.
Komal – Kya babuji.
Nandlal – Yaadein toh taaza ho jaayengi, par kuch aur taaza hua toh kya karenge.
Komal unka ishaara samajh leti hai aur muskuraake tasveerein dekhne lagti hai, dusri tasveer mein Nandlal unki dost ki patni ko peecche se chod rahein hain. Komal Nandlal ka haath pakadti hai.
Komal – Babuji CD lagaatein hain na.
Nandlal – Kyun ab tasveeron se dil bhar gaya.
Komal – Nahin. Yeh baad mein dekh loongi. CD dekhtein hai na.
Nandlal – Dekh ek kaam kar, yeh sab tu rakh le. Baad mein dekh lena.
Komal – Theek hai babuji, agar aapka dil nahin kar raha hai toh theek hai.
Nandlal – Acchha baba mere saath hi dekh. Chal, wahaan se mera laptop laa.
Komal aahista se utth jaati hai aur mez pe pade laptop ko utthaake laati hai.
Nandlal – Tujhe dard ho raha hai aur tujhe masti soojhi hai.
Komal – Haan use baad mein dekh lenge.
Nandlal – Dekh wahaan mez pe dekh, tel ki bottle hai, main tujhe thoda laga leta hoon, aaraam ho jaayega.
Komal – Babuji baad mein maalish kar lijiye, abhi dekhtein hain.
Nandlal – Theek hai, laa de laptop.
Komal laptop bed pe rakhti hai, Nandlal CD daal deta hai aur start karta hai, Komal unki jaangh pe sahaara leke baitth jaati hai, Nandlal apna haath uski peeth pe rakh detein hain, CD play hone lagti hai. CD mein dikhe logon ko dekh ke who hairaan ho jaati hai aur Nandlal ke chehre ko dekhti hai, film mein Manu aur Ramvati hain, aur uski saas aur Nandlal. Woh Nandlal ka chehra dekhti hai.
Nandlal – Kya karein. Har samay baahar toh nahin jaa sakte naa. Bas afsos hai ke teri saas jald hi nikal gayi.
Komal apna dhyaan ab CD pe lagaati hai, use thoda uncomfortable lag raha hai kamar ke wajah se, woh Nandlal ki taraf dekhti hai.
Komal – Babuji main aise baitthti hoon.
Woh utth gayi, CD chal rahi thhi, Nandlal ko samajh nahin aa raha thha woh kya karne ki koshish kar rahi hai.
Komal – Babuji, aap thoda maandi daal ke baitth jaaiyye, main aapki god mein baitthti hoon. Kamar dukh rahi hai.
Nandlal – Arre bahu tu samajhti kyun nahi. Arre re re. Itni ziddi hai na tu.
Komal unke god mein baitth jaati hai. Nandlal ki takleef shuru ho jaati hai. Komal CD mein Ramvati ki chuchiyaan daba rahe hain aur uske nipples choos rahein hain, Manu uski saas ko zoron se chod raha hai, Komal Nandlal ko ghoore jaa rahi hai CD mein.
Komal – Babuji aap toh.
Nandlal – Kya bahu.
Komal – Aap toh jaise pornstar hain.
Nandlal – Matlab.
Komal – Aapki body. Aapka style, aapka.
Nandlal – Mera kya?
Komal chup ho jaati hai, phir CD dekhne lagti hai, Nandlal ko samajh nahin aa raha hai ki woh apne haath kahaan rakhhein, neeche hone waali hulchul ko kaise sambhaalein, aur Komal ka kya karein. Woh chup hain.
Komal – Babuji. Aapke mobile mein kya hai. ?
Nandlal – Ab yahi sab hai bahu. Kuch naya nahi hai.
Komal – Bataaiyye na.
Nandlal – Le. Dekh le khud hi. Kuch photo hain, aur ek hi video, do minute ka. Dekh le.
Komal – Acchha baba theek hai.
CD khatam ho gayi, Nandlal ne raahat ki saans li, Komal utthne lagi, uski gaand Nandlal ke lund se takraayi, Nandlal thode sakpaka gaye, Komal utar gayi bed pe se.
Komal – Babuji maine aapko bahut sataaya, par aap waakeyi mein mere acchhe dost saabit huey, aaj club nahin gaye, mere saath rahe, joh baatein main handle nahin kar paati, un ke liye taiyyaar kiya. Kal tak akela pan mehsoos hota thha, ab nahin, aur yeh sab aap ki wajah se hua hai. Babuji.
Nandlal – Haan bahu.
Komal – Kya main ek album apne paas rakh sakti hoon. ?
Nandlal – Arre agar Umesh ne dekh liya toh.
Komal – Kal lauta dungi.
Nandlal uska chehra dekhte rahe, phir haan mein sar hilaaya aur laptop bund karke uske paas laaye.
Nandlal – Yeh bhi rakh, aur aur ek cheez dikhaata hoon.
Komal – Kya babuji?
Nandlal – ruk.
Nandlal cupboard ke paas gaye aur ek moti si kitaab nikaali locker se aur Komal ke paas aaye, use khola aur Komal ko dikhaaye. Ye kahani aap desi kahani dot net par padh rhe hai.
Nandlal – Dekh rahi hai na. Yeh rakh. Ismein hindi mein kahaaniyaan hai mastram ki aur bahut saari tasveerein, maza aayega.
Komal – Mujhe iski zaroorat nahi hai Babuji.
Nandlal – Toh phir yeh album aur CD aur laptop.
Komal – Mujhe aapko dekhna hai. Kisi aur ko nahin.
Nandlal use dekhke aur sunke dang reh jaatein hain, Komal kareeb aake unke gaal ko choom leti hai.
Komal – Aap bahut acchhe hain babuji. Yeh aapke aur mere beech hi rahega. Aur main aapki favourite sabzi bana rahi hoon, saath khaayenge.
Nandlal ne Komal ki aankhon mein ek alag si baat dekhi, kahin unki soch galat toh nahin thhi, unki bahu itna khul rahi thhi, unhone Komal ko apne kamre se jaate dekha, sirf ek album utthaaye, aur phir bed pe baitth gaye, sochte huey, ke kya joh bhi hua woh theek thha.
Kareeb nau baje Nandlal kitchen mein aaye, Komal ek patli si maxi mein thhi, sleeveless, maxi uske ghutnon tak hi thha, jaise hi Nandlal kitchen mein enter kiye, Komal palti, uski chuchiyaan hili, Nandlal ko andaaza ho gaya andar Bahu ne kuch pehna nahin thha.
Komal – Paneer palak babuji. Pasand hai na aapko.
Nandlal – Aaj kuch aur maangta toh mil jaata.
Komal – Maangiye na babuji. Mil jaayega.
Uski baat mein kuch thha, par Nandlal ne apni baat rok li.
Komal – Babuji. yeh lijiye.
Komal ne unhe parosa, unhone uski taraf dekha.
Nandlal – Tu nahin khaayegi bahu.
Komal – Khaa rahi hoon babuji. Aap shuru kijiye.
Nandlal – Nahin, tu apne liye bhi paros, phir khaaunga.
Komal – Acchha leti hoon.
Komal ne khud ko parosa aur unke saamne kursi pe baitth gayi. Dono chup chaap khaa rahe thhe, phir Nandlal ne use poocchha.
Nandlal – Teri kamar kaisi hai. Dard hai abhi?
Komal – Hai babuji, par thoda. Theek ho jaayega.
Nandlal – Maalish kar doon teri.
Komal ne unka chehra dekha.
Komal – Main aapse kaise. ?
Nandlal – Theek hai, garam paani ki thaili le le.
Komal – Nahi babuji maalish theek rahega. Agar aapko theek lage toh.
Nandlal – Album dekh li. ?
Komal – Nahin. Baad mein dekh loongi. Khaana pakaana thha.