Sara Zamana, Meri Jawani ka Deewana - Copied

[hirarandi]

Akash sir (dhimi awaz me): “Asha, Ajit tumhe pasand karta hai. Wo tumhare husn par fida hai.”
Main (hairan hone ka naatak karte hue): “Kya matlab mujhe pasand karte hain? Wo to shadi shuda hain.”
Akash sir: “Dekho Asha, tumme baat hi aisi hai ki wo tumpe feeda ho gaya. Usme tumhara koi kasur nahi hai. Tum ho hi itni sundar aur achchhi. Aur Ajit bhi sidha sada insaan hai. Jabse tumne humare sath break me aana band kar diya, Ajit ka mood off hone laga. Aur ab wo dukhi hai jo ki uska gussa ban gayi hai.”
Main: “To main ab kya karun sir?”
Akash sir: “Ye to main nahi keh sakta. Par agar Ajit ka tuta dil ka ilaaj nahi hua, to tumhe to final submission me bhi kam marks milenge. Ajit bhi dukhi hokar apni zindagi barbaad kar dega.”
Main: “Tute dil ka ilaaj matlab?”
Akash sir: “Jis cheez ko na paane ke wajah se wo dukhi hai, agar wo use mil jaye to uska dukh chala jayega.”
Main: “Aapka matlab…”
Akash sir: “Haan. Asha. Jo tum samajh rahi ho, bilkul wahi.”
Main: “Par sir, main aisa nahi kar sakti. Main barbaad ho jaungi.”
Akash sir: “Tumhe koi force nahi kar raha, Asha. Tumhe koi blackmail bhi nahi kar raha. Ajit rutha hai isliye aisa bartav kar raha hai. Bas. Use khud nahi pata ki uske dukh ke wajah se tumhe kitna dukh ho raha hai. Tum agar Ajit ka tuta dil wapas thik nahi karna chahti, to koi baat nahi”
Main: “Sir, wo baat nahi. Main agar chahun to bhi aisa nahi kar sakti.”
Akash sir: “Kyun, Asha? Aisa kyun?”
Main (dhimi awaz me): “Sir, yaad hai jab mujhe Director sir ne apke office se ek peon ke zariye bulaya tha?”
Akash sir (wo bhi dhimi awaz me): “Haan.. yaad aya. Haan to…Uska kya?”
Main: “Sir, mujhe director sir ne apne office bulaya aur mujhe apne computer pe is office ka cctv footage dikhaya jisme aap aur Ajit sir mere taange masal rahe the aur mere boobs bhi chus rahe the. Maine sir se kaha, ki please mujhe maaf kar do…
Sir ne shart rakhi ki agar college me mera course complete hone tak maine college ke kisi bhi kone me kisi bhi ladke ya admi ke sath aisa waisa kiya to wo mujhe turant college se nikal denge. Wo abhi bhi shayad hume dekh rahe hain.”
Maine Akash sir ko Director sir ke sath ki hui deal ki baat bata di. Lekin ye nahi bataya ki main unse chud rahi hun har hafte do baar ghanto tak aur badle me wo mujhe topper bhi banane wale hain.
Meri baat sunkar Akash sir ek dum hairaan ho gaye. Unhone office room me upar diwar ki taraf dekha. Wahan CCTV camera unhe dikhayi diya. Unhone aise react kiya jaise unhone pehle kabhi cctv camera dekha hi nahi tha. Jaise unhone camera nahi bomb dekh liya ho.
Akash sir hakke bakke reh gaye. Unke muh se chun tak nahi nikla. Main wait karti rahi ki kab Akash sir bolne ke halat me aayenge.
Yun 5 -6 minute beete. Akash sir ne apne aapko sambhala. Aur finally unki bolne ki kshamta wapas aa gayi.
Akash sir: “Main is surveillance camera ke bare me ek dam bhul gaya tha. Ajit bhi bhul gaya tha. Humne kitna kuchh kiya hai idhar tumhare sath. Sabka video footage Director ke paas hai.”
Main: “Haan sir.”
Akash sir: “To main ye to samajh gaya ki tumhe usne kyun chhod diya. Par mujhe aur Ajit ko punish kyun nahi kiya?””
Main: “Sir, maine Director sir se kaha ki agar aap logo ko naukri se nikal denge to mere sath is office me jo bhi hua wo baat bahar bhi fail sakti hai. Meri ijjat lut jayegi. Main kahin muh dikhane layak nahi rahungi.”
Akash sir: “oh achha. Tum bahot samajh dar ho…. Lekin Asha, hum tumhari baat kahin nahi failate. Ajit tumhe sach me pasand karta hai. Wo tumhe samaj ke saamne beijjat nahi hone dega.”
Main: “Haan, sir. Ye baat to ab pata chal raha hai na mujhe.”
Akash sir: “Aur ek baat bataun? Sach to ye hai ki, main bhi tumhe badnaam nahi karta. Kyunki jaise Ajit ko tum pasand ho. Waise mujhe bhi tum pasand ho.”
Main (hairaan bante hue): “KYA? Sir aap to shadi shuda hain.”
Akash sir: “Asha dhire bolo. Aur shadi shuda hua to bhi kya hua? Tum alag ho. Aur ye sab kaabu me nahi rehta. Insaan achha lagta hai. Ise koi plan nahi kar sakta.”
Main chup rahi. Kuch der baad, main: “Kya Ajit sir ko pata hai ki aap bhi mujhe pasand karte hain?”
Akash sir: “Haan use pata hai. Hum dost hain. Ye to aam baat hai. Hum dono ye maante hain ki tum ek khaas ladki ho, aur tumhe pasand na karna bahot muskil wala kaam hai.”
Main: “Haan. Par sir ab main kya karun? Ab main kaisi problem me fas gayi hun. Ajit sir ko maine naraz kar diya to unhone mujhe bahot kam marks diye. Main unhe manane gayi to Director sir mujhe college se hi nikal denge.”
Akash sir (kuchh der sochne ke baad): “Mere paas ek tarika hai. Par isme Ajit ka help chahiye hoga. Hume Ajit ko sari baat batani hogi.”
Main: “Haan sir. Jitni jaldi is problem ka solution mil jaye utna achchha hai.”
Akash sir ne Ajit sir ko phone kiya. Ajit sir aaye. Akash sir ne Ajit sir ko saari baat bata di. Jab unhe pata chala ki main unhe napasand nahi karti, aur unka dil behlane me mujhe koi problem nahi to wo khush hue.
Lekin jab unhone cctv camera ke bare me suna to unki halat bhi Akash sir jaisi ho gayi thi. Phir Akash sir ne unhe ek plan bataya. Wo sunkar sir abhi pehle se zyada thande lagne lage. Saari baat khatam hone ke baad unhone plan me sath dene ka wada kar liya.
Ajit sir(mujhe dekh kar): “To asha, ab tumhe to pata chal gaya hai ki main aur Akash tumhe pasand karte hain. Tumhe koi pareshani to nahi hai na is baat se?”
Main (smile karte hue): “Are nahi, sir. Mere liye ye to taarif hai meri. Us din jab aapne aur Akahs sir ne kaha ki aap dono experienced hain aur apko ladka ladki ke bich wali baat, attraction wali baat sab pata aur aap koi galti nahi karte…
Us din se main sirf yahi soch rahi thi agar aise hi experienced expert mujhe mil jaye to kitna achha hota. Main socha karti thi ki kash aapme se kisi ek ki shadi nahi hui hoti, to mujhe ek experienced expert mard milta. Mujhe nahi pata tha ki aap dono bhi mujhe pasand karte hain. Agar director sir ne hume nahi pakda hota to…”
Ajit sir (khush hote hue meri baat ko aage sunne ke liye): “To kya, Asha?”
Main: “To… meri taraf se haan hi hai.”
Ajit sir aur Akash sir dono bahut khush hue. Wo dono khul ke muskurane lage. Main bhi unke khushi me shamil hui. Muskurayi.
Akash sir: “Chinta mat karo, Asha baby. Hum zyada der ke liye dur nahi rahenge. Bas ek baar humara plan kamyab ho jaye, to Asha darling, bahot pyaar karenge tumhe.”
Main (kamsin andaaz me aur sexy voice me): “Sir main bhi app dono ka pyaar chahti hun. Aur aap dono ko pyaar dena chahti hun.”