27-12-2018, 02:21 PM
Mohalle wali aunty - part 5
harpreet aunty ik wari okhi sokhi main chod ta layi c lekin agle din minu pura darr laga reha kite aunty ghre na das dawe. pura din main harpreet aunty to door reha. pura din harpreet aunty minu na disi. ehne mera bhrosa hor vda dita te agle hi din dupher de time main harpreet aunty de ghar jake ohna nu chodn da plan banaeya. dupher de time ohna de ghar koi nahi c hunda. gharwala v shami hi anda c te dowe bache dusre shaher college padde c. lekin meri kisamt ini maadi c k ese din harpreet aunty da chota munda ghre ageya shutia leke. mera lun harpreet aunty nu chodn li kaala pe reha c. lekin aunty da ghar hun khali nahi c hunda jo main sidha andr jake aunty nu fad lawa. 3 din eda hi nikal gaye. main galli vich ghumda ghr de bahar khadi aunty nu taad da te aunty v mere wal dekhdi, te najra thale kr lendi. 3 dina to harpreet aunty mere ghar v nahi c ayi. mere andr wali hawas vad di ja rahi c. lekin mauka hi nahi c mil reha te na hi harpreet aunty aap a rahi c.
ik din shaam de time main bazaar vich kush samaan len geya hoeya c. samaan le main car nu start kita te ghar wal paeya. achank main sadak te samne jandi ik aurat nu dekheya jehda pishla hissa minu dis reha c. baala vich juda te football warge chittud, te ehna chittuda nu matkandi hoi tor, minu samjn vich 2 second na lage eh harpreet aunty hai. main sidha car aunty de kol leke geya te mera andaza bilkul sahi nikleya, eh harpreet aunty hi c jo kush saman fadi ghar wal ja rahi c.
"sat sri akal aunty g" main sheesha thale kr keha.
harpreet aunty minu dekh chaunk gayi te boli "sat sri akal putt".
minu ta sala samj nahi c lgda harpreet aunty chahndi ki hai. kadi minu dfa hon li kendi hai te kadi eda ago boldi hai jida kush hoeya hi na howe. "ajo aunty g main shad dena" main muskrake keha.
harpreet aunty ne mere wal dekh muh banaeya te boli "koi na rajan main chal jawangi".
ina bol aunty age nu tur payi te main gaddi thodi age kr fr roki te sheeshe to boleya "ajo aunty ghar bda door a".
harpreet aunty ne edr udr dekheya te fr age nu boli "ve hun ethe koi drama na kri".
main v age nu hoeya te boleya "chup chaap bethjao minu drama krn di lod nahi peni fr".
"tu fr koi kartoot karenga" harpreet aunty ne keha.
"nahi krda" main keha. harpreet aunty ne mere wal dekh muh jeha baneya te fr main age boleya "bethjo kush nahi krda main". nakhre pawe bahut c lekin bethna ta c ehne, minu pta hi c. harpreet aunty mere naal wali seat te ake beth gayi te main gaddi tor li. ghar da rasta 15 minute da c te upro main car v holi holi hi chla reha c. harpreet aunty chup chap age nu dekh rahi c. mera lun ta machnln lag v peya c. "waise aunty us din bathroom vich sawaad ta ayea c tuhanu" main shanti tod de hoye boleya.
harpreet ne mere wal koori watti te boli "j eh bakwas krni ta utaar de minu".
"asha asha nahi krda" main keha te car vich ik war hor shanti ho gayi. aunty da muh pawe sidha c lekin main chori chori tang suit vich fasse aunty de anga nu taad reha c. aunty de mummea de darshan aje tak nahi hoye c te nikleya tidd dekh mera lun hor sidha hon nu ferda c. harpreet aunty di najra to bach main apni jean di zip khol layi te holi jahe lun nu v bahar kadd leya. "aunty g ah dekho" main holi jahe keha.
ik hath vich stairing te duje vich lun dekh aunty ik dum chaunki te boli "ve tenu sharm nahi aundi, andr kr ohnu".
"ik wari hatha vich ta le lo" main apne khabbe hath vich lun nu fad keha.
"eh munda" harpreet aunty gusse vich boli. "andr krla ohnu kise ne dekh leya eda ta pwada peju koi" harpreet aunty bakhlandi jahi hoi boli.
main ose vehle gaddi dusri sadak te payi te boleya "lo fr main khali jagah te le jana jithe koi nai hunda".
"rajan minu ghar shadke a" harpreet aunty boli. main gaddi speed vich kr age nu le geya. main gaddi ik under construction area te side te la diti. eh jaga te kamm pishle kayi mahineya to band peya c te ethe na de brabr hi koi anda c. "ve ah kithe le ayea" aunty edr udr dekh boli.
"ethe koi nahi anda aunty" main muskrake keha. "chalo hun mera lun chungdo" main sidha keha.
"besharm main ja rahi a" aunty ne boleya te isto pehla darwaja kholdi, main sare darwaje hi lock kr dite.
"aunty g cheti cheti chungdo fr main shad ana ghare" main harpreet da hath fadn di koshish krde hoye keha.
lekin aunty ne hath pishe kita te darwaje wal hundi hoi boli "ve kise ne dekh lena ethe tenu sharm kyu ni haigi".
"koi nahi anda ethe tusi jaldi fado ta sahi" main fr to aunty da hath fadeya. harpreet aunty edr udr dekhn lagi te fr aram naal main oda hath apne lun ute rakh dita. harpreet aunty ne khud hi mere lun nu muthi vich le leya te holi holi hilaan lagi. "ha bas eda hi te ik war chung do" main muskrake keha.
"na main nahi krna kush hor" harpreet aunty meri muth mardi hoi boli.
"kyu nahi" main keha.
"bas nahi" harpreet aunty boli te muth mardi hoi bahar nu dekhn lagi.
"ina kush hogeya hun kaadi sharm" main ago keha.
harpreet aunty ne mere wal dekheya te boli "main teri jahi besharm nahi a".
main haseya te boleya "aunty please ik wari".
"nahi"
"bas ik wari"
"nahi matlb nahi".
"ik wari chungn naal ki fark peju".
"main nahi krna"
"please aunty g".
"nahi rajan".
eh minta ta silsila chal reha c. hun aunty meri muth ta maar rahi c lekin lun chugn vich nakhre kr rahi c. main janda c aunty v hun mere naal khul rahi hai. isli main hor jor paeya te akhir aunty boli "main bas ik wari krna".
main muskraeya te boleya "theek a".
harpreet aunty ne mere wal dekh muh banaeya te gear de upro de mere wal jhukdi hoi boli "mereya rabba minu maaf kri". aunty de nakhre nahi c mukde. lekin akhir ohne apne dowe bul khole, vicho gulaabi jeeb kadi te lun de tope nu chatn lagi. "sss" mere muho halki jahi siski nikli te dekhde hi dekhe mera adha lun aunty de muh vich c. agle kush hi pala vich aunty ne mera lun chungna shuru kr dita. zip vicho nikleya lun muh vich jande hi aunty de sare nakhre ik dum khatm hogaye te oh sawaad naal mera lun chungn lagi. jida ki main pehla v keha c harpreet da minu v kush nahi samj lag reha c akhir chahndi ki hai. kdi nakhre te nakhre te kdi pure sawaad naal shuru ho jandi c. hje minu sawaad ana shuru hi hoeya c k aunty ne muh vicho mera lun bahar kadeya te boli "bas".
"kyo hje te swaad ana shuru hoeya c" main keha.
aunty apni seat te sidhi hundi hoi boli "mere kolo ni ho reha". aunty ne gear wal ishara krde hoye keha.
pehla ta minu samj nahi laggi lekin fr samj ayi aunty nu kithe problem ho rahi c. main haseya te boleya "mummea wajj rahe gear naal hna".
"ve akal naal boleya kr" aunty fr okhi hoi boli.
"bas aunty hor nakhre na kro minu v pta tus ki chahndi ho" main boleya. "pishli seat te ajo othe koi problem nahi hou"
"main nahi ana tu ghar shadke a minu" harpreet aunty boli.
"kyo ki problem a pishe aan vich" main pusheya.
"tu fr zabrdsti krenga" aunty ne dasea.
"nahi krda" main ago boleya.
hapreet aunty ne mere wal dekheya te fr bahar dekhn lagi. edr udr dekh boli "pishe te main a jani a lekin main deni nahi".
eh sun mera ta hassa hi nikal geya. pehli waar aunty ne is tareeke naal gal kiti c. "ki nahi deni" main muskrake pusheya.
"bahuta shareef na ban hun" harpreet aunty boli. "chung dungi main lekin deni nahi ethe main" harpreet aunty hor khuln lagi.
is tarah aunty nu khulda dekh main khush hogeya te boleya "ethe nahi deni te kithe deni fr".
"chup karna tu k main jawa" harpreet aunty boli.
"chalo pishe ake chungdo" main keha te lock khol dite. "ik kam hor a fr" main boleya.
"rajan main salwar nahi kholni ethe" harpreet aunty mere wal dekh boli.
"na kholeya, bas kameej vich lukaeya kharbuje dikhadeyo" main mummea wal ishara krde hoye keha. minu pta c hun aunty nakhre krugi, lekin aunty kush na boli. darwaja khol utri te pishla darwaja khol pishle seat te agayi. main aglia seata de vicho hi aunty kol pishe seat te pahunch geya. main harpreet aunty da fadeya te boleya "araam naal tension free hoke betho aunty g".
ik din shaam de time main bazaar vich kush samaan len geya hoeya c. samaan le main car nu start kita te ghar wal paeya. achank main sadak te samne jandi ik aurat nu dekheya jehda pishla hissa minu dis reha c. baala vich juda te football warge chittud, te ehna chittuda nu matkandi hoi tor, minu samjn vich 2 second na lage eh harpreet aunty hai. main sidha car aunty de kol leke geya te mera andaza bilkul sahi nikleya, eh harpreet aunty hi c jo kush saman fadi ghar wal ja rahi c.
"sat sri akal aunty g" main sheesha thale kr keha.
harpreet aunty minu dekh chaunk gayi te boli "sat sri akal putt".
minu ta sala samj nahi c lgda harpreet aunty chahndi ki hai. kadi minu dfa hon li kendi hai te kadi eda ago boldi hai jida kush hoeya hi na howe. "ajo aunty g main shad dena" main muskrake keha.
harpreet aunty ne mere wal dekh muh banaeya te boli "koi na rajan main chal jawangi".
ina bol aunty age nu tur payi te main gaddi thodi age kr fr roki te sheeshe to boleya "ajo aunty ghar bda door a".
harpreet aunty ne edr udr dekheya te fr age nu boli "ve hun ethe koi drama na kri".
main v age nu hoeya te boleya "chup chaap bethjao minu drama krn di lod nahi peni fr".
"tu fr koi kartoot karenga" harpreet aunty ne keha.
"nahi krda" main keha. harpreet aunty ne mere wal dekh muh jeha baneya te fr main age boleya "bethjo kush nahi krda main". nakhre pawe bahut c lekin bethna ta c ehne, minu pta hi c. harpreet aunty mere naal wali seat te ake beth gayi te main gaddi tor li. ghar da rasta 15 minute da c te upro main car v holi holi hi chla reha c. harpreet aunty chup chap age nu dekh rahi c. mera lun ta machnln lag v peya c. "waise aunty us din bathroom vich sawaad ta ayea c tuhanu" main shanti tod de hoye boleya.
harpreet ne mere wal koori watti te boli "j eh bakwas krni ta utaar de minu".
"asha asha nahi krda" main keha te car vich ik war hor shanti ho gayi. aunty da muh pawe sidha c lekin main chori chori tang suit vich fasse aunty de anga nu taad reha c. aunty de mummea de darshan aje tak nahi hoye c te nikleya tidd dekh mera lun hor sidha hon nu ferda c. harpreet aunty di najra to bach main apni jean di zip khol layi te holi jahe lun nu v bahar kadd leya. "aunty g ah dekho" main holi jahe keha.
ik hath vich stairing te duje vich lun dekh aunty ik dum chaunki te boli "ve tenu sharm nahi aundi, andr kr ohnu".
"ik wari hatha vich ta le lo" main apne khabbe hath vich lun nu fad keha.
"eh munda" harpreet aunty gusse vich boli. "andr krla ohnu kise ne dekh leya eda ta pwada peju koi" harpreet aunty bakhlandi jahi hoi boli.
main ose vehle gaddi dusri sadak te payi te boleya "lo fr main khali jagah te le jana jithe koi nai hunda".
"rajan minu ghar shadke a" harpreet aunty boli. main gaddi speed vich kr age nu le geya. main gaddi ik under construction area te side te la diti. eh jaga te kamm pishle kayi mahineya to band peya c te ethe na de brabr hi koi anda c. "ve ah kithe le ayea" aunty edr udr dekh boli.
"ethe koi nahi anda aunty" main muskrake keha. "chalo hun mera lun chungdo" main sidha keha.
"besharm main ja rahi a" aunty ne boleya te isto pehla darwaja kholdi, main sare darwaje hi lock kr dite.
"aunty g cheti cheti chungdo fr main shad ana ghare" main harpreet da hath fadn di koshish krde hoye keha.
lekin aunty ne hath pishe kita te darwaje wal hundi hoi boli "ve kise ne dekh lena ethe tenu sharm kyu ni haigi".
"koi nahi anda ethe tusi jaldi fado ta sahi" main fr to aunty da hath fadeya. harpreet aunty edr udr dekhn lagi te fr aram naal main oda hath apne lun ute rakh dita. harpreet aunty ne khud hi mere lun nu muthi vich le leya te holi holi hilaan lagi. "ha bas eda hi te ik war chung do" main muskrake keha.
"na main nahi krna kush hor" harpreet aunty meri muth mardi hoi boli.
"kyu nahi" main keha.
"bas nahi" harpreet aunty boli te muth mardi hoi bahar nu dekhn lagi.
"ina kush hogeya hun kaadi sharm" main ago keha.
harpreet aunty ne mere wal dekheya te boli "main teri jahi besharm nahi a".
main haseya te boleya "aunty please ik wari".
"nahi"
"bas ik wari"
"nahi matlb nahi".
"ik wari chungn naal ki fark peju".
"main nahi krna"
"please aunty g".
"nahi rajan".
eh minta ta silsila chal reha c. hun aunty meri muth ta maar rahi c lekin lun chugn vich nakhre kr rahi c. main janda c aunty v hun mere naal khul rahi hai. isli main hor jor paeya te akhir aunty boli "main bas ik wari krna".
main muskraeya te boleya "theek a".
harpreet aunty ne mere wal dekh muh banaeya te gear de upro de mere wal jhukdi hoi boli "mereya rabba minu maaf kri". aunty de nakhre nahi c mukde. lekin akhir ohne apne dowe bul khole, vicho gulaabi jeeb kadi te lun de tope nu chatn lagi. "sss" mere muho halki jahi siski nikli te dekhde hi dekhe mera adha lun aunty de muh vich c. agle kush hi pala vich aunty ne mera lun chungna shuru kr dita. zip vicho nikleya lun muh vich jande hi aunty de sare nakhre ik dum khatm hogaye te oh sawaad naal mera lun chungn lagi. jida ki main pehla v keha c harpreet da minu v kush nahi samj lag reha c akhir chahndi ki hai. kdi nakhre te nakhre te kdi pure sawaad naal shuru ho jandi c. hje minu sawaad ana shuru hi hoeya c k aunty ne muh vicho mera lun bahar kadeya te boli "bas".
"kyo hje te swaad ana shuru hoeya c" main keha.
aunty apni seat te sidhi hundi hoi boli "mere kolo ni ho reha". aunty ne gear wal ishara krde hoye keha.
pehla ta minu samj nahi laggi lekin fr samj ayi aunty nu kithe problem ho rahi c. main haseya te boleya "mummea wajj rahe gear naal hna".
"ve akal naal boleya kr" aunty fr okhi hoi boli.
"bas aunty hor nakhre na kro minu v pta tus ki chahndi ho" main boleya. "pishli seat te ajo othe koi problem nahi hou"
"main nahi ana tu ghar shadke a minu" harpreet aunty boli.
"kyo ki problem a pishe aan vich" main pusheya.
"tu fr zabrdsti krenga" aunty ne dasea.
"nahi krda" main ago boleya.
hapreet aunty ne mere wal dekheya te fr bahar dekhn lagi. edr udr dekh boli "pishe te main a jani a lekin main deni nahi".
eh sun mera ta hassa hi nikal geya. pehli waar aunty ne is tareeke naal gal kiti c. "ki nahi deni" main muskrake pusheya.
"bahuta shareef na ban hun" harpreet aunty boli. "chung dungi main lekin deni nahi ethe main" harpreet aunty hor khuln lagi.
is tarah aunty nu khulda dekh main khush hogeya te boleya "ethe nahi deni te kithe deni fr".
"chup karna tu k main jawa" harpreet aunty boli.
"chalo pishe ake chungdo" main keha te lock khol dite. "ik kam hor a fr" main boleya.
"rajan main salwar nahi kholni ethe" harpreet aunty mere wal dekh boli.
"na kholeya, bas kameej vich lukaeya kharbuje dikhadeyo" main mummea wal ishara krde hoye keha. minu pta c hun aunty nakhre krugi, lekin aunty kush na boli. darwaja khol utri te pishla darwaja khol pishle seat te agayi. main aglia seata de vicho hi aunty kol pishe seat te pahunch geya. main harpreet aunty da fadeya te boleya "araam naal tension free hoke betho aunty g".