Aman se Avni ki kahani

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Naresh apni shop pe aata hai... Aur. Bhadur ko wahin bulata hai... Thodi der me Bhadur wahan aata hai.. Is Waqt raat ke koi10:30 baje the.... Jis hardware shop me Naresh kaam. Karta tha usi shopke piche ek chota kamra tha.... Shop ke maalik ne use Rehne ke liye wo kamra diya tha.... Waise Naresh UP ke chote gaavn se yahan aaya tha aur usey yahan Mumbai me koi 5 saal ho gaye the uskey biwi baache wahin gaavn me the....

Jab Bhadur wahan aaata hai to dekhta hai ki wahan pe Bhola aur Chandu Pehle se jame pade the aur daru ka glass bana rahe the....

Chandu:are Aa Bhadur ek daam right time pe aaya hai tu... Tera bhi glass bana deta hoin...

Bhadur unke pass Aa ke wahin jameen pe baith jata hai... Raat ko aksar Naresh ke kamre me inki mehfil. Jamti thi..... Phir charo Jan mil ke daru pine lagte hai.... 

Itne me Naresh bolta hai "kya re Bhadur aaj kahan bhej diya tha tune..."

Bhadur : kyun kya hua.. Aisa kya hua.... Waise to dono meemsaab acchi hain...

Naresh : acchiii.... Abe sale acchi nahi sexy bol....

Bhadur : kya matlabi..

Naresh : abe gandu.... Sale kya item hai dono ki dono... Ek. Dum mast Maal.... Kya chuttad the dono ke... Khaskar ke laal t-shirt wali ke... Maan to kar raha tha ke sidha apna muh daal doon unke ander aur uske chuttad chat ke uske cheed me apni jeebh daal doin....hey kya khushboo hogi uske chuttadon ki.... Aur wo jo dusri thi kya chuchiya thi uski man kar raha tha ki muh laga ke uska sara doodh nichod loon...

Bhadur: abe kya bakwas kar raha hai...

Naresh: abe bakwas nahi kar hoin... Sahi me dono katil thi... Koi bhi unpe mar mite par tu to gandu hai... Sale tu to unke ghar pe jata rehta hoga.. Phir bhi kuch nahi kiya...

Bhadur : kya karta bhai?

Naresh : abe sale unki yoni ki thukai... Pata nahi tera khada hota hai ya nahi par mera to haal bura tha... Ruk me tum. Sabko unki photo dhikata hoin....

Phir wo apna mobile nikal ke unki woh photo dekhata hai jo usne tab li thi jab wo unke ghar me kaam. Kar raha tha.. Jo pictures uper hai wo wali.... Usne bahoot hi chupke ke wo photo le le thi aur Avni aur Suman ko pata bhi nahi chala....

Jab Bhola aur Chandu wo photo dekhte hain to wo bhi pagal ho jate hai... Ek to sharab ka nasha dusra aisa gajab ka shabab.....

Chadu us area ka safaiwala tha aur Bhola pass ke kirana store me kaam karta tha... Waise to unhone dono ko Pehle Bhi dekha tha aur unhe dekh ke apna ling bhi masla tha... Par itne kaam kapdon me Pehli baar dekha tha.... Wahan pe sab ke ling tight ho chuke the... 

Naresh bolta hai" us Waqt me akela tha isliye kuch nahi kiya agar unme. Se koi ek akeli mil jati aaj to wahin nangi kar ke thukai kar deta... Par ab hum log mil ke koi plan banate hai unko thokne ka... Sab ek ek karke in dono ke aage aur piche wale cheed me Paani bharenge....

Chandu : aur bhai inke hoonth dekh inke muuh me bhi apna Paani bharange...

Aur itna bol. Ke teeno hasne lagte hai Sirf Bhadur ko chood ke... 

Naresh : abe gandu kya hua... Chup kyun hai.. Sale tere ko hi kuch jugaad lagana hoga...

Bhadur: saloon tum sab maroge... Jante bhi ho inke BF kon hai...

Naresh: abe koi bhi hoon.. Hume kya hum. Apna. Kaam. Karenge...

Bhadur : sale tu encounter king Acp. RANDHIR SHERAWAT ko janta hai....

Naresh : are wahi na jiski tasveer abhi haal me akhbar me chaapi thi..

Bhadur : haaan wahi... Wohi ye Suman Memsaab ka BF hai ye jo white shirt wali hai.... Aur Jairaj Yadav ka Naam suna hai...

Chandu : wo Malad area ka MLA...

Bhadur: Haan wohi.. Wo Manoj Yadav ka beta hai... Wo Manoj jiski pure Bihar me hakumat chalti hai.... Agar inko tumhare bare me pata chala na... To saloon tumhari gaand me goli marenge... Aur Manoj to tumhare parivar ko kahin se bhi doond ke nikale ga aur Jane kya hashra karega....

Bhola:are Yaar Tu sahi Keh raha hai... Sala ye sharab cheez hi aisi hai.. Dimag kharab kar deti hai....

Chandu: par tujhe kaise pata ye sab....

Bhadur : main watchman join is building ka... Sab ki khabar rehti hai.... Tumhari aukat nahi hai in ladkiyon ko pane ki... Tumhare liye to bas Manju hi theek hai...

Manju kaam wali bai thi jo logo. Ke gharon me jhadu poocha karti thi... 
Aur ye log kabhi kabhi uski le lete the..... 

Naresh man me sochta hai "abe Bhadur ke baache Manju hi nahi teri biwi ki bhi leta hoin me.."

Naresh: chalo ab to Phir in hasinaaon ki tasveer pe hi mooth marni padegi...

Uske baad wo sab log apne apne ghar ki aoor nikal jate hain...

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