19-02-2023, 04:32 PM
Namaskar dosto , mere papa Rajesh ka transfer Delhi see aligarh shehar main ho gya hain, papa ek sarkari officer hain lekin kabhi transfer hua nhi jaha bhi jaate the khudd hi jaate the, pehli baar ab humko bhi sth leke jA rhe thee . Main abhi 12th main hi thaa Mera aur koi Bhai behn bhi nhi hain bs main mumma aur papa hi hain
Humne train pdki Delhi se aur aligarh pahonch gyee , waha se fr hum auto krke hmare ghr naye walle aagye
Ek do din lgge maine mummy aur papa ne Sara ghr set krliya thaa ghr ke ass pass hmare thoode hi ghr the bs zyada nhi , bs ghr ke samne rail ki ek patri thi to isiliye hum khidki bnd hi rkhte thee
Papa meree subah office chle Jaya krte the aur kyunki merra college ke board shuru hone walle the to usually hs tution hi Jaya krta tha
Mummy bhi din bhrr ghr ka kaam hi krra krti thi , dosto merri mumma ka naam monika hainn, kya hua naam sunke hi grma gye kya hahah aisa aksar hota hain maa beshak merri zyada pddi likhi nhi lekin naam bdda hi modern thaa
Ab thoodi kaam ki baat bhi krlete hain sach kahun to maa merri dosto dhoodh si goori hain jisko agr hath lga do to bhenchod laal ho jaye , aur badan ek dum gatheela keh skte hain bharri bharkam dhoodh ki tanki jaise chuche jo 38c ke hain ek lehrati si kamar aur neeche unki gumbat jaisi Gand jo tarbooz se moti thi jisko dekh kee koi bhi bs Muth marde ussi waqt
Maa ko sajne dhajne ka bhtt shauk hain dosto haar samay lipstick lggi hi rehti hain aur hatho aur pairo main koi na koi nail paint bhi , bhtt shaunk hain lekin papa sarkari officer hain to zyada paise nhi aa pate ye shaunk poore krne kee
Subah subah main utha to papa office Jaa chuke the ghr main bs main aur mumma the , maine socha itna time ho chuka hain ye samne walli khidki khol hi leta hoon, khidki kholi to neeche ek adhed ummar ka admi hmare ghr ki deewar pee peshab kr rha thaa mereko bhtt ghinn aii
Mee- abee ooo uncle kya kr rhe hoo andhe ho kya ghr hain
Admi- are beta kya ho gya barso se yahi dhaar maar rha hoon krne dee naa
Mee- hn pehle yaha koi rehta nhi tha hum rehte hain ab jao yaha seee.
Wo admi gusse main thoodi gaaliyan deke waha se chlta bnaa
Main bhi andr aake baith gya fr . Shaam ko maa ne kaha
Maa- are Rohan chl beta zara thoodi walk hi krr aate hain terra bhi mind fresh ho jayega
Main bhi joote pehnke ready ho gya, maa ne ek blue color ka suit pehna hua tha dosto uff ek dum sala kasa hua thaa baal Kass kee peeche bandh rkhe the aur chehre pee laal dark shiny lipstick lgga rkhi thi pairo main 2 inch ki heel ke sandals aur jiske andr se blue nail paint walli ungliyan saaf chamak rhi thii
Mee,- are mummy walk krne ja rhe ya shaddi pe hahah itna sajke
Maa- dhatt Rohan tu bhi na are bhyi koi mil gya agr koi naya pdosi to acha thoodi lgta hain budhu CHL chlen
Hum neeche uttar gyee aur ghr ki pichli side se Jaa rhe thee tbhi humko hmari deewar pee peshab kee wo dhaar walle nishan dikhe
Maa- are Rohan yaha paani kisne daala hain
Mee,- mummy yaha ke kuch badtameez log hain na yaha peshab krte hain
Maa- offo Rohan aise nhi bolte beta ye panni hi hgga pgl aur maa uss nishan ke thooda kareeb gyii aur Chee Chee krte hue wappis agyi shi kaha beta tune ye to peshab hi kra hain kissi neee
Itne main wo budha bhi waha agya , sham ka waqt tha wo apni cycle pee tha shyd wo kaam se wapis aa rha tha
Mee,- uncle tune hi yaha peshab krri thi na sharam nhi aati
Wo cycle park krke mere pass ayya lekin merri gudaj ma ko dekh ke ek dum shant ho gya aur uski nazar bs unke mote badan pee thi
Admi- hmm to kya kren hmare ghrain sandas nhi hain Krna pdta hain yaha humko
Maa,- bhaisahab aisa naa krra kriye dekhiye hmari saari deewar gndi krdi hain apne kya ye shi hain , maa nee bdde innocent andaz se kaha
Admi,- bhenji maaf kriye lekin ye apka beta itni badtameezi se kaha tha mereko ab dekhna aap roz yahi peshab krunga aake aur apne abhi dosto ko ghr wallo ko. Bhenchod yahi peshab krwaunga
Merri to gand fatt gyi uske mooh se ye sb sunke maa bhi shocked thi ki aise to bhtt burra ho jayega
Maa- nhi bhaisahab plzz dekhiye ye glt hggha , Rohan beta maafi maang uncle se tuu jldii
Maine Saar jhuka ke uss se hlka sa sorry kaha aur wo muskura diya jaise ki bhenchod koi Jeet haasil krri hoo usne
Admi- hmm behtar, lekin apun ko to abhi moot lggi hain bs ek baar aur krlun bhenji aap kahe to
Maa- nhi nhi plzz bhaisahab aisa na kaho dekhiye sorry bhi keh Diya bete ne mere
Admi- hmmm acha to apke ghr le chlo waha krlunga naa main mmm kya kehti ho bhenji
Hmare pass aur koi rasta hi kaha tha maa ne hn krdiya aur hum chlne lgge , merra ek call ayya to main peeche chl rha tha aur wo gnda budha merri ka ke sth
Admi- waise naam ka hain tohar bhabhi jii
Maa- jii..jii merra naam monika hain bhaisahab
Admi- mmm bhtt khoob bdda hi manmohak naam hain apka hahah
Aur maa tareef sunke sharmane lggi
Maa- haha kya bhaisahab aap bhi naa , wo dono seediyan chd rhe thee ghr ki
Admi- waise hmara naam to kyun hi jaan na chahengi aap chote admi jo hain
Maa- are plzz aisa na boliye, bhaisahab kya naam hain apka maa ne bdde hi ache andaz main poocha
Admi- rehne do monika jii mere kehne pe hi to pooch rhi hoo kya fayeda fr ..
Dono chup rhe maa ne darwaza khola aur toilet usko dikhaya wo admi bhtt chup tha jaise maa ne uski insult krri hoo
Maa - bhaisahab sorry Mera wo mtlb nhi tha bs ek dum se naam nhi pooch paai apka
Admi- are adat hain bhabhi ji humko to ye sb rehne dijiye apke toilet ke layak bhi shyd nhi hon main bhrr hi krlunga wo aisa bolke maa ko aur fassa rha thaa
Maa- nhi nhi aap yahi kriye plzz main request krti hoon apse
Main bhrr hi khadda sb sunn rha thaa
Admi- naam jaan na chahti hoo to andr btaunga sandas kee yaha bhrr nhi bolo manzoor hain kyaa
Maa- bhaisahab andr kya krenge yahi bta do naa plzz aisa mt kro
Admi- theek hain dekhna ab kl se neeche 100 log ayenge peshab krne
Maa alg hi asmajas main thi nhi nhi acha theek hain chliye andr btta dena naam aur maa ko wo toilet ke andr le gya dosto ufff
Ab naa jaane ye haramzada kya krne walla tha meri Gori Sundar maa andr thi iske sth aur main bhrr khada kuch krr bhi nhi skta thaaa
Bne rhiye aage dekhte hain kya karnama hota hain
Humne train pdki Delhi se aur aligarh pahonch gyee , waha se fr hum auto krke hmare ghr naye walle aagye
Ek do din lgge maine mummy aur papa ne Sara ghr set krliya thaa ghr ke ass pass hmare thoode hi ghr the bs zyada nhi , bs ghr ke samne rail ki ek patri thi to isiliye hum khidki bnd hi rkhte thee
Papa meree subah office chle Jaya krte the aur kyunki merra college ke board shuru hone walle the to usually hs tution hi Jaya krta tha
Mummy bhi din bhrr ghr ka kaam hi krra krti thi , dosto merri mumma ka naam monika hainn, kya hua naam sunke hi grma gye kya hahah aisa aksar hota hain maa beshak merri zyada pddi likhi nhi lekin naam bdda hi modern thaa
Ab thoodi kaam ki baat bhi krlete hain sach kahun to maa merri dosto dhoodh si goori hain jisko agr hath lga do to bhenchod laal ho jaye , aur badan ek dum gatheela keh skte hain bharri bharkam dhoodh ki tanki jaise chuche jo 38c ke hain ek lehrati si kamar aur neeche unki gumbat jaisi Gand jo tarbooz se moti thi jisko dekh kee koi bhi bs Muth marde ussi waqt
Maa ko sajne dhajne ka bhtt shauk hain dosto haar samay lipstick lggi hi rehti hain aur hatho aur pairo main koi na koi nail paint bhi , bhtt shaunk hain lekin papa sarkari officer hain to zyada paise nhi aa pate ye shaunk poore krne kee
Subah subah main utha to papa office Jaa chuke the ghr main bs main aur mumma the , maine socha itna time ho chuka hain ye samne walli khidki khol hi leta hoon, khidki kholi to neeche ek adhed ummar ka admi hmare ghr ki deewar pee peshab kr rha thaa mereko bhtt ghinn aii
Mee- abee ooo uncle kya kr rhe hoo andhe ho kya ghr hain
Admi- are beta kya ho gya barso se yahi dhaar maar rha hoon krne dee naa
Mee- hn pehle yaha koi rehta nhi tha hum rehte hain ab jao yaha seee.
Wo admi gusse main thoodi gaaliyan deke waha se chlta bnaa
Main bhi andr aake baith gya fr . Shaam ko maa ne kaha
Maa- are Rohan chl beta zara thoodi walk hi krr aate hain terra bhi mind fresh ho jayega
Main bhi joote pehnke ready ho gya, maa ne ek blue color ka suit pehna hua tha dosto uff ek dum sala kasa hua thaa baal Kass kee peeche bandh rkhe the aur chehre pee laal dark shiny lipstick lgga rkhi thi pairo main 2 inch ki heel ke sandals aur jiske andr se blue nail paint walli ungliyan saaf chamak rhi thii
Mee,- are mummy walk krne ja rhe ya shaddi pe hahah itna sajke
Maa- dhatt Rohan tu bhi na are bhyi koi mil gya agr koi naya pdosi to acha thoodi lgta hain budhu CHL chlen
Hum neeche uttar gyee aur ghr ki pichli side se Jaa rhe thee tbhi humko hmari deewar pee peshab kee wo dhaar walle nishan dikhe
Maa- are Rohan yaha paani kisne daala hain
Mee,- mummy yaha ke kuch badtameez log hain na yaha peshab krte hain
Maa- offo Rohan aise nhi bolte beta ye panni hi hgga pgl aur maa uss nishan ke thooda kareeb gyii aur Chee Chee krte hue wappis agyi shi kaha beta tune ye to peshab hi kra hain kissi neee
Itne main wo budha bhi waha agya , sham ka waqt tha wo apni cycle pee tha shyd wo kaam se wapis aa rha tha
Mee,- uncle tune hi yaha peshab krri thi na sharam nhi aati
Wo cycle park krke mere pass ayya lekin merri gudaj ma ko dekh ke ek dum shant ho gya aur uski nazar bs unke mote badan pee thi
Admi- hmm to kya kren hmare ghrain sandas nhi hain Krna pdta hain yaha humko
Maa,- bhaisahab aisa naa krra kriye dekhiye hmari saari deewar gndi krdi hain apne kya ye shi hain , maa nee bdde innocent andaz se kaha
Admi,- bhenji maaf kriye lekin ye apka beta itni badtameezi se kaha tha mereko ab dekhna aap roz yahi peshab krunga aake aur apne abhi dosto ko ghr wallo ko. Bhenchod yahi peshab krwaunga
Merri to gand fatt gyi uske mooh se ye sb sunke maa bhi shocked thi ki aise to bhtt burra ho jayega
Maa- nhi bhaisahab plzz dekhiye ye glt hggha , Rohan beta maafi maang uncle se tuu jldii
Maine Saar jhuka ke uss se hlka sa sorry kaha aur wo muskura diya jaise ki bhenchod koi Jeet haasil krri hoo usne
Admi- hmm behtar, lekin apun ko to abhi moot lggi hain bs ek baar aur krlun bhenji aap kahe to
Maa- nhi nhi plzz bhaisahab aisa na kaho dekhiye sorry bhi keh Diya bete ne mere
Admi- hmmm acha to apke ghr le chlo waha krlunga naa main mmm kya kehti ho bhenji
Hmare pass aur koi rasta hi kaha tha maa ne hn krdiya aur hum chlne lgge , merra ek call ayya to main peeche chl rha tha aur wo gnda budha merri ka ke sth
Admi- waise naam ka hain tohar bhabhi jii
Maa- jii..jii merra naam monika hain bhaisahab
Admi- mmm bhtt khoob bdda hi manmohak naam hain apka hahah
Aur maa tareef sunke sharmane lggi
Maa- haha kya bhaisahab aap bhi naa , wo dono seediyan chd rhe thee ghr ki
Admi- waise hmara naam to kyun hi jaan na chahengi aap chote admi jo hain
Maa- are plzz aisa na boliye, bhaisahab kya naam hain apka maa ne bdde hi ache andaz main poocha
Admi- rehne do monika jii mere kehne pe hi to pooch rhi hoo kya fayeda fr ..
Dono chup rhe maa ne darwaza khola aur toilet usko dikhaya wo admi bhtt chup tha jaise maa ne uski insult krri hoo
Maa - bhaisahab sorry Mera wo mtlb nhi tha bs ek dum se naam nhi pooch paai apka
Admi- are adat hain bhabhi ji humko to ye sb rehne dijiye apke toilet ke layak bhi shyd nhi hon main bhrr hi krlunga wo aisa bolke maa ko aur fassa rha thaa
Maa- nhi nhi aap yahi kriye plzz main request krti hoon apse
Main bhrr hi khadda sb sunn rha thaa
Admi- naam jaan na chahti hoo to andr btaunga sandas kee yaha bhrr nhi bolo manzoor hain kyaa
Maa- bhaisahab andr kya krenge yahi bta do naa plzz aisa mt kro
Admi- theek hain dekhna ab kl se neeche 100 log ayenge peshab krne
Maa alg hi asmajas main thi nhi nhi acha theek hain chliye andr btta dena naam aur maa ko wo toilet ke andr le gya dosto ufff
Ab naa jaane ye haramzada kya krne walla tha meri Gori Sundar maa andr thi iske sth aur main bhrr khada kuch krr bhi nhi skta thaaa
Bne rhiye aage dekhte hain kya karnama hota hain


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