Mona

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Me : " Aap log sofe par baith jao, main abhi sabke liye kuchh snacks lekar aati hoon aur itne mein Rahul please tum drinks le aana... aur haan meri wine laana mat bhulna."

Humara Ghar 2 floors ka hota hai to main upar wale floor ki kitchen se kuchh snacks lene chali jaati hun aur tab tak Rahul drinks serve kar dete hain. 

Jab main neeche aati hoon tab tak to yeh teeno dost apni apni beer khatam bhi kar chuke hote hain. Main snacks ki plate lekar table bar rakhne lagti hoon ki meri saari ka pallu thoda sa neeche sarak jaata hai aur mere gol gol latke huye doodh ka ek accha nazara mil jaata hai. 




Manish aur Ravi ki nazar meri chhati se chipak jaati hai. 
Ravi : " Bhabhi kya formality mein padh Gaye aap, itni preparation, saath baitho , wine lo thodi baatein waatein Karo " 

Me : " Arre aise kaise ...aap log pehli baar Ghar aaye ho , aur anyways ab to baith kar baatein hi karni hai ".

Hum log apni apni drinks lete hain aur baaton baaton mein kahan 1 ghanta nikal jaata hai pata hi nahi chalta.
Upar se yeh teeno to Bina ruke ek ke baad dusri bottle gatakte rehte hain

Ravi : " Waise Mona bhabhi, aapko pata hai, college se hi na sabse hot girl friend Rahul ki hi Rahi hai hum teeno mein se, aur aap ko dekh kar lag raha hai ki yeh saala shadi ke baad bhi aage hi nikal gaya ". 

Rahul : "yaar dimple bhabhi itni hot to hain, tu aise kaise keh sakta hai apni wife ke baare mein ".

Main thoda mazak karte huye : " oohho to Dimple bhabhi hot hain.... hmm saare mardon ko dusron ki biwiyaan zyada bhaati hain ... Hahaha " 

Rahul : " Bas ab Manish reh Gaya hai yeh, tu bhi jaldi se shaadi kar hi le ab "..

Manish : " Yaar tujhe to pata hai, aur ab bhabhi bhi apni hi hain inse kya sharmana, to jis din meri GF Puja ke parents maan Gaye, us din shaadi ho jayegi meri bhi ' 

Rahul : " Arre woh khadoos nahi maanega, Puja ko Ghar se utha hi lete hain " 


Ravi : " Yaaron Aaj aisi baatein mat karo, nayi nayi bhabhi aayi hai hamare baare mein kya sochegi....Accha bhabhi Rahul bata Raha tha ki aapne fashion designing ka course Kiya hai aur kuchh apna kaam shuru karna chahti hain , so if you need support, main aapki madad kar sakta hoon".

Rahul : " Haan Mona, Ravi ka family business Hain garments ka , aur Ravi apna showroom chalata hain ladies clothes ka Chandni Chowk par, agar tumhara Dil hai to tum kaam seekhne ja sakti ho Ravi ke showroom par kuchh din". 

Me: "Yeh to bahot acchi baat, saara din Ghar par Khali baith ke time paas bhi nahi hota, main Monday se hi shuru karti hoon aana aapke paas " .  

Kaafi der tak hamari baatein hoti rahi aur 12:30 baje jab Ravi ki wife ka phone aaya to usse hosh aaya ki Ghar bhi jaana hai. 

Un dono ne alvida kehte huye Rahul ko gale lagaya aur phir mujhe bhi zor se hug kiya. 
Manish ne to mujhe gale lagate waqt mere kaan mein kaha " Bhabhi Kasam se bahot sexy ho aap, Puja ki yaad dilwa di" aur meri gaand par pyara sa thappad maara. Main hairaan rah gayi, lekin sharab ka asar soch kar Maine ignore kar diya...