Man’s Best Friend

[Kara lina]

main muskuraata hoon aur apane aap se kahata hoon ki mujhe khushee hai ki mainne roo ko mujhe chodane diya. mere lie, vah un adhikaansh purushon se behatar premee hai jinhen mainne jaana hai. gupt roop se, main apane doston ko bataana chaahata hoon ki mere kutte ko chodane mein kitana maza aata hai. haalaanki, main bhee phaisala nahin karata, kyonki kuchh kahenge ki main vaastav mein paagal tha.

main sharaarat se muskaraata hoon kyonki main kavar ke neeche chhip jaata hoon. main apane bagal vaale bistar ko thapathapaata hoon aur rooe bistar par kood jaatee hai, aur phir mere bagal mein mud jaatee hai.

main neeche jhuk gaya aur usake phar ko sahalaate hue bola, "nait-nait bebee."

oopar pahunchane ke baad, aur battee band karane ke baad, main vahaan andhere mein let gaya, cheejon ke baare mein soch raha tha.

main phir phusaphusaata hoon, "oh, yah bahut majedaar ho sakata hai."

us guruvaar kee shaam kareeb paanch baje, rooe ke saath kuchh garm-kaamottejak khel ke baad main bistar par nangee padee thee. jis tarah se usakee kutte-jeebh aur land ne mujhe paagalon kee tarah sah diya, vah mujhe bahut pasand hai. jaise hee main shaant hona shuroo karata hoon, main hamaare yaun muthabhedon ke baare mein din-sapane dekhana shuroo kar deta hoon. jabaki vah bas bistar ke ant mein baitha tha, apane kutte ke land se ras chaat raha tha. mainne man hee man socha, he bhagavaan, main abhee bhee nark jaisa kaamuk hoon, aur mujhe ek sakht-lambe dik kee jaroorat hai. mujhe galat mat samajhie, mujhe rooe ke saath seks karana pasand tha, lekin usaka dog-dik abhee kaaphee bada nahin hai . chalo saamana karate hain; ek ladakee ek bade, lambe, kathor land se chudaee kie bina keval itanee der tak ja sakatee hai.

main bistar ke paar pahunch gaya, bedasaid tebal kholee aur apana aath inch, maans ke rang ka, murga ke aakaar ka, jel vaibretar nikaala. apane lambe sudaul pair ko kholane ke baad main ise oopar kee or ghumaata hoon aur khilaune ko apanee dhadakatee huee choot ke andar gaharaee tak dhakel deta hoon.

rooe ne mujhe dekha aur aashchary se apana sir sahalaaya, "maan, tum kya kar rahee ho?"

main use pal bhar ke lie nazarandaaz kar deta hoon aur apane aap ko gaharee aur sakht chod leta hoon. achaanak, main achaanak ruk jaata hoon, khilauna vaapas leta hoon aur kamare mein phenk deta hoon. "dhikkaar hai, us bevakooph khilaune ke saath, mujhe abhee mujhe santusht karane ke lie rabar ke ek tukade se jyaada kee jaroorat hai! mujhe yah bhee pata hai ki aisa hone vaala nahin hai, vaise bhee jald hee!

meree harakaten rooe ko daraatee hain, aur vah kamare se baahar nikal jaata hai.

main apane vikrt man ko vichalit karane ke lie shaant hone aur kuchh aur karane ka phaisala karata hoon. main bistar se uthakar kotharee kee or chal deta hoon taaki main kuchh pahan sakoon, taaki main rephrijaretar se dait pepsee le sakoon. usake baad main maand mein jaane kee yojana bana raha hoon yah dekhane ke lie ki teevee par kya hai.

main ek pal ke lie vahaan khada ho gaya aur apane poore shareer ko sheeshe kee kotharee ke daravaaze par rakh diya. mere gol chehare par mohak panna-haree aankhen, ek chhotee batan vaalee naak aur seksee kaamuk honth hain. mere bade stanon ko sahalaate hue mere kandhe par lambe laal baal jharate hain, gahare gulaabee rang ke oriyols aur aadhe inch lambe nipals dvaara uchchaaran kie jaate hain. jaise hee main neeche dekhata hoon, mujhe poorn koolhe dikhaee dete hain jo baalon ke laal paich mein aasaanee se ghumaate hain. yah ek spasht billee ke oopar ek aadarsh trikon banaata hai, jisamen bade, hamesha sooje hue yonee-honth hote hain.

main kaanch kee chhavi par gurraata hoon, "garm-laanat shahad! aapako lagata hai ki aapake jaise garm shareer vaala koee vyakti haard-dikd stads se ghira hoga, jo aapako kuchh achchha haard meet dene ke lie mar rahe hain.

mainne daravaaza khola aur alamaaree mein kuchh daalane kee talaash karane laga. jald hee meree nazar ek kobaalt neelee seksee silk nait-shart par padee, jo ghar mein pahanane ke lie mere pasandeeda paridhaanon mein se ek hai. main ise chunata hoon aur kaampata hoon kyonki mere nagn shareer mein kaamuk kapade kee laharen uthatee hain. main phir chappal kee ek jodee jodee mein kadam rakhata hoon, kamare ko paar karane ke lie mudata hoon, aur rasoee kee or chalata hoon.

hamesha kee tarah jab main lete hue kuchh seksee mastee kar rahee hotee hoon, to main apane phon kee ghantee band kar detee hoon. main rasoee ke raaste mein rahane vaale kamare mein pravesh karata hoon aur rooe ko sophe par leta hua dekhata hoon. main chalata hoon; baith gaya, apana sir ragad kar bola, "theek hai bebee. mamma tumase pyaar karatee hai. aisa lagata hai ki vah khush hai aur vah mujhe dekhakar hee santusht hai.

main phir sophe ke bagal vaalee mej par pahunch jaata hoon jahaan mera teleephon aur uttar dene vaalee masheen baithatee hai. main phon ko vaapas chaaloo karata hoon, uttar dene vaalee masheen par prakaash chamak raha tha, jisane sanket diya ki mere paas ek sandesh tha.

main ek chehara banaata hoon, plebaik batan dabaata hoon aur dhamakee deta hoon, "god-daim it, aap behatar ek hot, haard dik hank honge!"

meree sahelee sailee kee aavaaj chahakatee hai, “are sveetee. main sirph yah jaanana chaahata hoon ki aap is saptaah ke ant mein kya kar rahe hain. mait ko kaarobaar ke silasile mein shahar se baahar jaana tha aur usane mujhase poochha ki kya main usake kutte ko dekhoonga. choonki main aamataur par baahar nahin ja sakata, shaayad aap aaj baad mein aa sakate hain aur raat bhar ruk sakate hain. mujhe aapakee kampanee pasand aaegee.

mainne ek kshan ke lie socha phir mitaane ka batan daba diya, thapathapaaya aur ab mook masheen par chillaaya. "aap mait kah sakate hain aur main chaahata hoon ki aap aaj raat ek garm trigut ke lie aaen, isake bajaay mujhe apane kutte ko dekhane mein aapakee madad karane ke lie kahen!"

main apana drink lene ke lie kichan mein chalee gaee. kuchh ghoonton ke baad main kudakudaata hoon, "bhagavaan, mujhe kuchh garm-kathin bada murga chaahie!"

pey peene ke baad, mainne sailee ko vaapas bulaane ka phaisala kiya. aakhirakaar usake paas hamesha mujhe khush karane ka ek tareeka hota hai aur yah ghar par akele baithakar roothane se behatar tha.

main sophe par vaapas baith gaya aur rooe meree god mein chadh gaya. jaise hee main phon ke lie pahunchata hoon, main use paalatoo banaata hoon.

mainne usaka nambar daayal kiya aur kuchh ring ke baad vah phon uthaatee hai, "haay saal, yah sirph main tumhaara kol lauta rahee hoon."

"haay kaindee, mujhe aasha hai ki aap aaj raat aa sakate hain. vaise, aapako roo ke baare mein chinta karane kee zaroorat nahin hai, use apane saath le aao, kyonki mere paas yaard mein ek badee baad hai. mujhe bas itana pata hai ki use chaimp naam ke doosare kutte ke saath khelane mein maja aaega. yadi aap chaahen, to ham ek philm dekh sakate hain, kuchh biyar saajha kar sakate hain, apane baalon ko kam kar sakate hain aur ek ladakee ka saptaahaant ho sakata hai.

"theek hai, mujhe koee aapatti nahin hai. aakhirakaar, main kamabakht kaam nahin kar raha hoon. main narak ke roop mein oob gaya hoon aur aapase judakar khushee hogee. aakhir ghar mein baithe-baithe in chaar divaaron ko dekhate hee dhadakane lagatee hai.”

"o hanee, kya aap itana neela mahasoos kar rahe hain?"

"are haan!" main chillaaya.

shaant hone ke baad main javaab deta hoon, "soree saal. kaisa rahega agar main biyar lekar aaoon aur aap philm le aaen?"

sabase pahale sailee javaab detee hai, "mujhe khed hai ki aap bure mood mein hain." phir vah hansatee hai aur draikula ke lahaje mein kahatee hai, "mere paas tumhen khush karane ke tareeke hain priye."

main hansa aur javaab diya, "ham, main yah sunane ke lie utsuk hoon ki aap us saal ko kaise karane ja rahe hain. aaj raat kareeb aath baje milate hain.”

vah javaab detee hai, "aapako yahaan pahunchane tak intajaar karana hoga."

ham donon ne alavida kaha aur mainne phon rakh diya.

main rooe ko pareshaan karata hoon aur kahata hoon, "ham aaj raat baahar ja rahe hain, bas tum aur main."

vah bhaunkata hai aur utsaah se apanee poonchh hilaata hai, phir mere peechhe bedaroom mein jaata hai.

ek baar jab main naha raha tha tab rooe bistar par letee thee. baad mein vah mujhe jeens aur tee-shart mein yathochit poshaak mein dekhata hai. main phir raat bhar ka baig paik karata hoon aur usake khilaune aur bhojan shaamil karana sunishchit karata hoon.

phir main saamane ke daravaaze kee or jaata hoon aur rooe mera peechha karata hai. mainne usaka patta lagaaya, use kaar tak le gaya, use surakshit surakshit kiya aur phir sailee ke ghar kee or chala gaya.

usaka ghar shahar se kareeb paanch meel door hai. ek aaleeshaan jangal teen ekad kee sampatti se ghira hua hai, jo sailee ko ek nijee shaant vaataavaran pradaan karata hai. mere lie, mujhe vahaan jaana bahut pasand hai, khaasakar jab mujhe shor-sharaabe vaale shahar kee halachal se door hone kee jaroorat hotee hai.

jaisa ki main draiv karata hoon, main achchha samay bitaane kee kasam khaata hoon, bhale hee koee maanav purush maujood na ho.

main ek konvent stor par rukata hoon; beeyar ke siks-paik aur kuchh makhaane khareeden. main kaar mein lautata hoon aur apane gantavy kee or draiv karata hoon.

jald hee, main draivave mein jaata hoon aur kaar paark karata hoon. mainne apanee cheejen leen, aur roo ko usake patte par rakh diya. main get se chalata hoon, seedhiyaan chadhata hoon aur daravaaje kee ghantee bajaata hoon.

sailee daravaaja kholatee hai, mujhe gale lagaatee hai aur kahatee hai, "ladaka, mujhe khushee hai ki tum aa sake. mujhe mait ke bina akele saptaahaant bitaane se napharat hai.

jaise hee vah hamen kamare mein le jaatee hai, mujhe ek bada goldan ritreevar dikhaee deta hai. kutta rooe ko dekhata hai, usakee jaanch karata hai, phir mere paas aaya aur apanee naak mere kroch mein rakhata hai.

sailee ne usaka kolar pakada, khilakhilaaya aur kaha, "main dekhata hoon ki chaimp ne pahale hee apana parichay de diya hai."

vah pharsh par ghutane tekatee hai, kutte ke sir ko thapathapaatee hai aur kahatee hai, "chaimpiyan, apane shishtaachaar par dhyaan do, ya main tumhaare kaan kaat doongee."

kutta mujhase peechhe hat jaata hai, rooe ke paas jaata hai, aur jald hee ve do bachchon kee tarah khel rahe hain.

sailee biyar pakadatee hai aur mujhase kahatee hai ki apana baig saamane vaale bedaroom mein rakh do, kyonki vah ise rephrijaretar mein rakhatee hai,

main apane pars se philm nikaalata hoon aur sailee se judane ke lie living room mein jaata hoon. mainne kophee tebal par deeveedee rakhee aur phir usake sophe par baith gaya aur baat karana shuroo kar diya. jahaan sailee hai, vahaan champat ho gaya aur usake bagal mein gaddee par apana sir tika diya, aur badee, udaas aankhon se dekha.

vah kutte ke sir ko kharonchatee hai, "kya baat hai bebee, kya tum mait ko yaad kar rahe ho. ho sakata hai ki mujhe aapake lie ek aisee premika dhoondhanee chaahie ki aap itane akele na hon.

vah kutte ko paalatee rahee aur hamaaree baatacheet phir se shuroo huee. chaimp ne apane pichhale pairon par khade hone ke dauraan sophe par apane saamane ke panje rakhakar is dhyaan ka javaab diya.

sailee usakee roendaar gardan ko ragadate hue hansatee hai, "oh, main dekh rahee hoon, koee hamaare saath sophe par baithana chaahata hai," vah apane bagal ke kshetr ko thapathapaatee hai aur gadagadaahat karatee hai, "aao tum bade bachche."

mere peechhe mudakar sailee ne baat karana jaaree rakha kyonki kutta usake bagal mein chadh gaya. vah usakee peeth par let gaya, aur vah anajaane mein apana haath usake pet par le gaee.

main jenis ko dikhaane ke lie philm ke lie pahunchana shuroo karata hoon jise mainne dekhane ke lie chuna tha. meree nigaahen chaimp par tikee hain.

main haamphata hoon phir chillaata hoon, "he bhagavaan, use dekho sailee.

hamaare aashchary karane ke lie, chaimp ka murga, kathor aur usake myaan ka aadha raasta hai.

sailee sharama jaatee hai aur kahatee hai, "isake lie kshama karen!"

main muskuraata hoon aur kabool karata hoon, "oh maay, yah sabase achchha lamba haard kok hai jise mainne umr ke lie dekha hai."

sailee ka jabada aise girata hai jaise yah kaanch se bana ho aur poore pharsh par bikhar raha ho. apanee aavaaj mein tarakash ke saath bolate hue, vah poochhatee hai, "kya ... aap ... kutte-dik kee tarah?"

main sharmaata hoon, muskuraata hoon aur javaab deta hoon, “zaroor, ise pasand karane mein kya harz hai? ise dekho, yah itana bada aur lamba hai.”

sailee ne apanee badee-badee bhooree aankhon mein utsaah ke saath mujhe dekha, apane hothon ko ghabaraahat se pasand kiya aur kabool kiya, "ek rahasy jaanana chaahate ho?"

main javaab deta hoon, "zaroor, kyon nahin."

"mujhe dog-dik bahut pasand hai," vah meree pratikriya dekhane ke lie rukatee hai, aur phir bolee, "kya tumane vah nar kutton ko bhee billee pasand hai!"

pal bhar ke lie goonga khelana yah dekhane ke lie ki vah kya kar rahee hai, main is vichaar ke saath chala gaya. main poochhata hoon, "saal, tumhen kaise pata ki use choot pasand hai?"

usane apanee aankhen neechee kar leen, maano dar rahee ho ki kya kahoon.

mainne apanee baanhen usake chaaron or rakh deen aur poochha, “kya hua? mujhe aasha hai ki aap mujhe kuchh aisa bataane se nahin darenge jisase main sahamat ya pasand na karoon? mat bano, aakhir ham bhee premee hain aur tum jo kuchh bhee kahoge ya karoge vah mujhe pareshaan nahin karega.

sailee mujhe seedhe aankhon mein dekhatee hai, aur mujhe usake kone mein aansoo dikhaee dete hain. "haan, mujhe dar hai ki tum mere dost nahin banana chaahoge agar main tumhen chaimp aur main ke baare mein kuchh bataoon?"

phir yah mere saamane aaya, vah chaimp ke saath seks kar rahee thee. meree aankhen chamak utheen aur mainne sujhaav diya, "yadi aap mujhe yah bataane kee koshish kar rahe hain ki chaimp aapakee yonee kha le, to main pooree tarah se samajh sakata hoon."

vah jhapakee letee hai, ghabaraahat se muskuraatee hai aur sveekaar karatee hai, "jenis, chaimp meree yonee khaane se jyaada karata hai. vah mujhe chodata hai!

isase pahale ki main kuchh pratikriya de paata, vah sharama gaee, "mait ko bhee yah pata hai kyonki vah vahee hai jisane mujhe in sab se parichit karaaya!"

mainne kutte ko dekha aur phir vaapas usakee or dekha, aur kabool kiya, "achchha hanee, tum akele nahin ho jisake paas ek raaz hai." main usaka chehara dekhata hoon aur sveekaar karata hoon, "aap akele nahin hain jo kutte-seks ka aanand lete hain! rooe har samay meree yonee khaata hai aur meree madad se mujhe chodata bhee hai, lekin usaka laanat land mere lie bahut chhota hai. kabhee-kabhee, meree ichchha hotee hai ki mere paas ek bada kutta-murga ho."

jenis apane chehare par ek chaunka dene vaalee abhivyakti ke saath peechhe jhuk jaatee hai. ek pal ke baad vah sharaarat se muskaraatee hai aur poochhatee hai, "achchha, philm ko chhod kar main aapako dikhaoon ki chaimp kya karane mein saksham hai?"

main baahar pahunchata hoon, use apane paas kheenchata hoon aur jenis ko munh par sahee tarah se choomata hoon, phir chillaata hoon, "theek hai, chalo kuchh kutte-chalaate-majaak karate hain!"

sailee chillaatee hai, "hoohoo, chalo karate hain!"

jab pratyek kutta hamaare chaaron or utsaah se ghoomata hai to ham donon kapade utaar dete hain. jab ham kaam poora kar lete hain to main kutton kee taraph dekhata hoon aur har ek ke munh se nahin balki har ek ke munh se laar tapakatee hai. donon land sakht hokar myaan se baahar aa rahe hain.

sailee mujhe nirdesh detee hai ki main rooe ko apana yonee khaane doon kyonki main use dekh raha hoon. mainne sahamati mein sir hilaaya aur apane kutte ko apane paas bula liya. kuchh hee samay mein, vah utsukata se mere geele yonee ko chaat raha hai.