Man’s Best Friend

[Kara lina]

main pooree tarah se ek svaadisht ehasaas ke saath jaaga, mere nippal sakht the, aur meree klit jhunajhunee, geelee aur dhadakatee huee thee. mujhe aisa lag raha hai ki main charamotkarsh par hoon aur main hastamaithun nahin kar raha tha.

mainne apanee aankh malee aur neeche dekha aur meree jaanghon ke beech rooee thee. usakee lambee jeebh bhattha ke beech phisalatee hai aur mujhe meree klit se gaand tak chaatatee hai. he bhagavaan, yah itana achchha laga ki isane mujhe pooree tarah se jhakajhor kar rakh diya.

main neeche pahunch gaya; meree garm-dhadakatee choot tak use aasaan pahunch dene ke lie mere yonee ke honthon ko alag karen. rooe kee jeebh us jagah ko chaatatee, aur phir mere chhed ke andar sarak jaatee. mainne apanee choot ko usake chehare par dhakel diya kyonki mere hothon se dheemee karaah nikal rahee thee.

main phir chillaaya, "achchha ladaka, yah maan kee garm yonee khao!"

oh bakavaas, kaheen gahare andar se, mera shareer ek maalagaadee kee tarah hinsak roop se hilana shuroo kar deta hai jaise hee main charamotkarsh par jaata hoon. phir se, main pahale se kaheen jyaada kathin ho gaya. usamen itana ras tha ki vah usake munh, meree jaanghon aur bistar ko dhank deta tha. rooe ne meethe amrt ko chaatate hue mujhe bhookh se saaph kar diya.

apanee jeebh se mere bhatthe ko chaatata raha aur baar-baar sah karata raha. jab main usake land ko dekhata hoon, to vah sakht, patala, chamakadaar hota hai, aur main use dhadakata hua dekh sakata hoon.

jab usane meree saphaee pooree kar lee, to rooe karaahana shuroo kar deta hai, apane kulhe par vaapas baith jaata hai aur apana land chaatata hai. main kaamp raha tha aur jaanata tha ki use kya chaahie.

main apane hothon ko bhookh se chaatata hoon, meree aankhen vaasana se jangalee hain. mainne bistar ko thapathapaaya aur shaant svar mein kaha, "yahaan aao bebee, maan phir se tumhaara land choosane ja rahee hai."

main baahar pahunchata hoon aur ek haath se usake hot dogee dik ko sahalaata hoon. oh bhagavaan main chaahata hoon ki vah mujhe choden, lekin pata nahin kaise. yah kaise kiya jaata hai yah dekhane ke lie main veb par khoj karane ke lie ek maanasik not banaata hoon. main neeche jhukata hoon, shaapht ko chaatata hoon, phir pooree cheej ko apane munh mein daal leta hoon. choosane, jeebh se main meetha, namakeen, chipachipa, kutta-murga ka hamesha svaad leta hoon.

mera mukt haath phir se mere dhadakate yonee mein hai, klit ko gher raha hai, ise kheench raha hai, aur phir mere garm-geele-dhadakate hue chhed ke andar gaharaee tak phisal raha hai.

phir aisa hota hai, usake land ka sir itana bada ho gaya ki mujhe laga ki yah phat jaega. main gaanth pakad leta hoon, apane hothon ko shaapht ke chaaron or kasakar band kar deta hoon, aur usake kutte-land ko duhana shuroo kar deta hoon.

rooe ke kutte ka veery mere munh mein bharane lagata hai. main har susvaadu boond ka svaad chakhata hoon aur yah ek aur charamotkarsh ko trigar karata hai. mere charamotkarsh se shareer ke shaant hone ke baad, main vaapas bistar par let gaya.

main abhee bhee mushkil se saans le raha hoon, lekin "maan kee yonee rooee saaph karo."

vah is par dhyaan kendrit karata hai jaise ki yah kaiviyaar tha. mainne apanee gaand ko thoda oopar kiya aur vo choot ke chhed se seedhe meree gaand par aa gaya.

main apanee aankhen ghumaata hoon, bistar par kambal ko pakadata hoon aur cheekhata hoon, "oooh bhaad mein jao, yah maan kee garm gaand saaph hai!"

mujhe usakee jeebh kee nok mahasoos hotee hai, meree gaand ke chhote se chhed par phisalatee huee. main har jagah kaampata hoon kyonki mera sphinktar aaraam karana shuroo kar deta hai jisase usake maansal ang ko usamen pravesh karane kee anumati milatee hai. rooe phir ise meree gaand ke andar dhakelata hai jahaan tak yah jaata hai.

main asangat roop se vilaap karata hoon aur neeche pahunchata hoon aur apanee klit ko phir se ragadana shuroo karata hoon. mera poora shareer pashu vaasana se vidyuteekrt ho gaya. mera poora jananaang kshetr meree gaand se meree choot tak dhadakata hai, jab usane meree choot kee tulana mein bahut kathin tha.

jaisa ki mera shareer aniyantrit roop se hilata hai, main chillaata hoon, "arraragaghhh-he bhagavaan, yesssssssssss!"

main lete-lete haamph raha tha, anubhav ka aanand le raha tha. vaah, kya gahan anubhooti hai. mujhe abhee bhee vishvaas nahin ho raha hai ki meree betahaasha kalpana sach ho gaee.

premee aaega aur jaega, lekin rooe tab tak mera kutta-premee bana rahega, jab tak vah mere paas hai.

phir main utha, apane kapade pahane aur apane nae saathee ko ghumaane le jaane ke lie ghar se nikal gaya.

ham aksar lagabhag teen blok door paark mein jaate hain aur dog-voking paathave ka pata lagaate hain. vahaan ke drshy saans lene vaale hain aur yah paanch meel ka raasta hai.

pagadandee ke lagabhag aadhe raaste mein, rooe ek "muskaan" ke saath meree or dekhata hai aur bhaunkata hai maano kah raha ho, "main tumase pyaar karata hoon, meree kutiya."

main jhukana band karata hoon, usake phar ko sahalaata hoon aur javaab deta hoon, "aaee lav yoo too boy."

tahalane ka aanand lene ke baad, main apane sthaan par lautata hoon aur raat ka khaana banaana shuroo karata hoon. mainne isakee sabhee triming ke saath stek liya tha aur nishchit roop se rooe ko apane kutte ke bhojan ke saath jaane ke lie kuchh vikalp die the.

main use khaate hue dekhakar khushee se muskuraata hoon. main unake saahachary ke lie bahut khush hoon, kyonki talaak ke baad se haal hee mein yahaan bahut akelaapan hai.

main svaarthee ho sakata hoon lekin mujhe aashchary hai ki mere paas rooe kab tak rahega, aur andar hee andar, aasha hai ki main use hamesha ke lie rakh sakata hoon.

main neeche jhuk kar usake kaan khujalaata hoon aur ashrupoorit svar mein kahata hoon, "oh rooe, mujhe aasha hai ki tum yahaan lambe samay tak rahoge."

apana naam sunakar vah katore se apana sir uthaata hai aur meree or dekhata hai. vah phir mere chehare ko chaatata hai jaise yah kahata hai, "maan roo mat." phir vah apana khaana khaane ke lie vaapas chala gaya.

main muskuraata hoon aur garm snaan karane ka phaisala karata hoon jab tak vah apana raat ka khaana khatm kar leta hai. main daalaan se baatharoom tak jaata hoon aur paanee chalaana shuroo karata hoon. main phir apanee cheejon se phisal gaya aur tab mein chadh gaya. main apanee aankhen band kar leta hoon kyonki garm bulabula mere har inch ko sahalaata hai. jab mainne unhen khola, to vahaan rooe daravaaje ke paas baithee thee.

mainne muskaraate hue kaha, "chalo bebee." main tab tab ke paas galeeche kee or ishaara karata hoon aur use aagya deta hoon, "baitho."

rooe ne kiya aur mujhe dekhakar chehare par muskaan ke saath vahaan baith gaya.

mainne apane shareer ko kapade se dhona shuroo kiya, apanee achchhee tarah se sevit choot ko saaph karake apanee rasm ko samaapt kiya. main vaapas let gaya aur aaraam karane kee koshish karata hoon kyonki hamaare enakauntar kee chhaviyaan mere dimaag mein dheemee gati kee tasveer kee tarah ghoomatee hain. isase pahale ki main yah jaanata, main apanee shaareerik ichchha ko poora karane ke lie paanee ko math raha hoon. ek baar jab main us madhur charamotkarsh par pahunch jaata hoon, to main apanee aankhen band kar leta hoon aur dheere-dheere apane aap ko gahare paanee mein doobane deta hoon.

jab mainne unhen khola, to rooe apane kulhe par baitha hua mujhe dekh raha tha.

main hansata hoon aur kahata hoon, "kyon tum vikrt ho. kya aapane sho ka aanand liya?

vah bas apane sir ko bagal mein jhukae baithata hai jaise ki kah raha ho, "tumhen pata hai ki mainne kiya tha."

isake baad vah baatharoom se baahar nikala taaki vah apane aas-paas kuchh aur khojabeen kar sake.

main let gaya, pichhale kuchh haphton kee yaaden mere dimaag mein bhar gaeen. talaak ke baad se vah jagah bahut shaant aur khaalee mahasoos hotee hai. ekaakee din aur lambee thandee raaten lagabhag asahaneey hotee hain. mainne rote hue aur kohare mein rahate hue saptaah bitae hain. phir ek din mera beta phon karata hai, aur poochhata hai ki kya main roo ko dekhoonga jab vah buniyaadee prashikshan mein tha. mujhe lagata hai kyon nahin, vah mere dimaag ko cheejon se hataane ke lie kuchh hoga.

rooe mere saath rahane ke lie aaya tha, aur vaastav mein usake aasapaas hona ek khushee kee baat hai. main phir se ghar se baahar nikalane lagatee hoon aur usakee ajeeb harakaton ne mujhe phir se hansa diya. phir apratyaashit roop se hamaaree dostee yaun sambandh mein badal gaee.

mera dimaag pooree tarah se ruk gaya aur chillaaya, kya tum paagal ho, ek kutte ko apane shareer ke saath aisa karane de rahe ho?

main us vichaar ko apane dimaag se nikaal deta hoon kyonki mera shareer keval aanand ka javaab de raha tha. aakhiree baar mainne kab itanee garm cheez ka anubhav kiya tha? sach to yah hai ki mainne haal hee mein paanch ungaliyon ke gulaabee aur usake chhote kad ke chhote bhaee ke saath kisee ke saath seks nahin kiya hai. meree ichchhaen mujh par haavee hain.

rooe mujhe kuchh deta hai jo mujhe yaad aa raha tha, "bina shart pyaar."

mera agala saahasik kaary dog-phaking ke baare mein padhana hoga. phir ek dost khojen jo mujhe meree yonee aur gaand mein rooe ke kutte-land ka anubhav karane mein madad kare! ek mahila kee sabase achchhee dost jaisa kuchh nahin hota hai.