Meri Anokhi Shaadi

[Lalli Singh]

Bapu: Bas….. yeh to koi bhi karskta hai…. Aur kya karegi…

 

Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha thi ki kya bolun…. Phir laga shayaad Didi ki tarah Bapu bhi mujhe Birju aur uske Doston se chuvana chahte hai aur woh mere muh se sunna chahte hai…

 

Main: Aur Bapu…… App jis se kahenge usse chudvalungi…. Didi ki tarah Birju aur uske Doston se bhi…. Aur na satao Bapu lund dalo mere ander….

 

Bapu: Birju aur uske sare Doston se chudvayegi apne Didi ki tarah

 

Main: Haa Bapu… Chudvaungi….

 

Bapu: Par teri Didi roz ghar se nangi jati aur nangi wapis aati….

 

Main: Main bhi Bapu… Nangi jaungi aur nangi wapis aaungi….. Abhi dalona lund Bapu…… aur mat tadpao…..

 

Bapu: Toh chal uth…… Uth ke aise hi ghar ke bahar chal…..

 

Maine jo suna yakeen nahi hua…..

 

Main: Bapu…… aaj hi se…. Bapu thode din de do… main jarur jaungi Birju aur uske Doston ke paas….. aaj kuch aur karne ko bolo…..

 

Bapu: Tune abhi to kaha… beshram banegi…..

 

Main: Haa Bapu bola tha…. Main banungi… par itne jaldi kaise…..

 

Bapu: Chal pareshan mat ho…. ghar se bahar ja, apne Bhaiya ka lund ko khada kar aur chooske chooske pani nikal aur uske baad ghar aaja…… phir tujhe choodunga……

 

Hai chooth main aise aag lagi thi…. bilkul bardast nahi ho rahi thi….. Main samajh gayi ki jab tak main beshram nahi banjati Bapu mujhe choodenge nahi…. Main mana bhi nahi kar pa rahi thi…. chooth main aag jo lagi thi…. use kon bhujata…..

 

Main uthi….. aur bhai ko dekha…. Bhaiya muskura rahe the…. Main samajh gayi to yeh dono ka sazish thi….

 

Main bistar se neeche utri…. Aur darwaze je oor badne lagi…. Darwaze ke paas poohonch ke peeche mud ke dekha…. Mujhe laga ki shayaad mujhe wapis bulayege… par nahi…. Ulta Bapu aur Bhaiya dono muskura rahe the….

 

Main wahi khadi rahi….. himat nahi ho rahi thi darwaza kholne ki….. Dono main se kise ne nahi roka…. Ek gehri saans li aur darwaza khola…. Bahar ki thandi hawa mere badan pe mehsoos hui….

 

Maine ne idhar udhar dekha aur kaampte pairon se kadam bahar rakha…. Pehli baar apne hi ghar ke bahar puri nangi khadi thi…. do min waise hi khadi thi…. andar dekha to bhai wahi khada tha….

 

Main ne use aane ka ishara kiya…. Usne mana kar diya…..

 

Main neeche baitke haath jode….. Tab woh chal ke bahar aaya…..

 

Bhai: Kya cahiye….?

 

Main: Appka lund choosna hai….

 

Bhai: Hmmmmm…. Chal us ped ke paas….

 

Usne mere jawab ka intezar bhi nahi kiya…. woh bindaas chalke ghar ke samne wale ped ke paas jake baith gaya… Main ghabrate huye dheere dheere us ped tak poohonch gayi…..

 

Bhai ka lund haath main liya aur neeche apne ghuton pe baith gayi…. Aur choosne lagi…..

 

Achanak bhai ne apna lund muh se nikala aur bola

 

Bhai: Yahan mood nahi aa raha…. Chal us ped ke paas chalte hai….

 

Bhai ne jo doosra ped dikhaya woh ghar se thodi door thi….

Nahi bhai….. plz wahan mat jaao…. Ghar se bohot door hai…. Kisine dekh liya toh… plz….. Main gidgidayi….. Par bhai meri baat nahi suni….. uth ke chal ke us ped ke pass jake baith gaya…..

 

Maine dekha ki us ped ke paas charpai pe ek aadmi soya hua tha…. Maine bhai ko ishara kiya par woh wahan se nahi hila…. Main bhi kuch der wahin khadi thi…. Chooth ki aag badh rahi thi…. Main ghar jati toh lund nahi milta….. aur chooth ki aag bardasth nahi ho rahi thi…..

 

Maine bhi thaan liya ki jo bhi hoga dekha jayega….. Jyada se jyada kya hoga…. Kise ne dekh liya to mujhe choodna chahega…. Main chudvalungi us…. Maine himat ki aur us pad tak chali gayi…. Phir se apne ghutonon pe baitke bhai ka lund choosne lagi…..

 

Kuch der aise hi choos rahi thi… ki peeche se kiska haat apne gaand pe mehsoos hui….. maine ek dum se peeche dekh…. Bapu khade the…. Maine rahat ke saans li aur phir se choosne lagi…..

 

Bapu ne peeche se apna lund chooth pe tikaya aur dheere dheere dhakka marne lage…..

 

Ummm….. main siskiyaa lete hue lund choosna chalu rakha…. Bapu ne dhakka marna tej kiya…. Meri siskiyon ki awaz bhi badne lagi…. Lund ke chooth main ghuste hi main bhool gayi ki main kahan hoon….. Bindass chudva rahi thi….. yeh bhi bhul gayi ki paas main ek admi soya hua tha…..

 

Itni aaga ligi thi chooth main ki sirf itni hi der main jhadne wali thi… ki Bapu ne apna lund bahar nikala…. Isse pehle main peeche mud ke dekthi turant ek lund mere chooth main ghusa diya….. yeh lund pehle se bada aur mota tha….

 

Ahhhaaa…… Bapu achnak aapka lund itna bada kaise ho gaya…….

 

Bapu Nahi….. Jiju hoon……

 

Haaaa….. Jiju……. App…… App kab aaye…. Ahhhhh……

 

Jiju….. agar Didi ko pata chalgya toh…. Ahaaa….

 

Jiju: Teri Didi ne phone kiya tha sham main…. Ki aaj teri suhagraat hai….

 

Ahhaa….. To phir Chodiya na…. ahaaa….. app ka lund bohot bada aur mota hai…. Ahhhaa…… Didi kaise jhelti hogi…. Ahhaa……

 

Main bindaas hoke siskiyan le rahi thi…. Siskiyon ki aawaz kafi zyzdaa thi…

 

Achanak hosh aaya ki main kahan hoon….. Aur meri siskiyon awaaz bohot zyadaa tha…. Par main siskiyan rok hi nahi paa rahi thi…

 

Ahhhaa….. Jiju itne zor se nahi…. Ahha….. main awaz nahi rok sakti… ghar ke andar leke jao aur choodo… plz….. ahaa…..

 

Siskian band hi nahi kar paa rahi thi…. Main bhai ka lund muh main liya aur choosne lagi……… taki aawaz kam ho…. Jiju ke ek do aur Dhaka diya main jhad gayi…. Hai…. Itna sukoon mila ki kya bataun….. Par choodna band nahi hua…..

 

Bhai bhi shyad jhadne wala tha…. Uska lund ek dum kadak ho gaya tha….. usne apne lund poora muh main ghusa diya aur mere muh ko choodne laga…..

 

Halka sa dard hua… par jhadne ki sukoon ne sab bhula diya…. Ek lund peeche se chooth maar raha tha aur ek lund aage se mera muh maar raha tha…..

 

Hai…. Yakeen nahi ho raha….. ek saath do lund… thik waise hi jaise blue filmon main dekti thi….

 

Bhai bhi jhad gaya…. Sara pani mere muh main dal diya…. Bilkul ajeeb nahi laga…. Apne boyfriend ka bhi aise hi choos choos ke pani nikati roz peeti thi… isiliye ajeeb nahi laga….. bhai ke lund ke pani ka taste bhi lagbag vaise hi tha jaise mere boyfriend ka…..

 

Maine lund ko pura chat ke saaf kiya…. Jiju ab bhi lage rahe.... aur tezi se chood ne lage…

 

Ahhaa… Jiju…… aaaahhaaaa…. zor se…. ahhhaaa…. Maza aa raha hai…. Itne main Bapu ne mere muh main lund dala….

 

Aaa…. Bangayi meri beti beshram….. ek raat main teen lund…. Ahhaa… choos beti….. choos…..

 

Bapu ne bhi zor zor se mera muh chodne lege….

 

Ummmmm…. Ummm…..

 

Hai…. Kya baat hai meri behna… ek hi raat main itni beshram…. Ghar se bahar chudva rahi hai….

 

Didi Didi aa gayi thi….. Birju ke paas jo gayi thi chudvane…

 

Didi: Hi…. Mere patidev…..

 

Jiju: Hi meri patni… tum is waqt kaha se aa rahi ho? Aur kisse chudvake aa rahi ho…..

 

Didi: Bola tha main apne purine boyfriend ke paas gayi thi…. Birju ke paas gayi thi….

 

Jiju: Hmmmm….. Yaad hai mujhe….. Toh kitne the….?

 

Didi: Paach…. Aapko toh pata hai…. Paanch lund se kam main meri chooth shant nahi hoti…..

 

Jiju: Janta hoon…… Panch lund se kam main teri chooth shant nahi hota nah…..

 

Didi: Haa mere patidev…. Kya karun….. appne aur apke pyare bhaiyone itna jo bigada tha hai meri chooth ko…. Jab tak kam se kam paanch lund se nahi chudvaleti shant hi nahi hoti…..

 

Par pehle yeh batiye…. Meri behen ki chooth kaise lag rahi hai…….

 

Jiju: Hai…. Kya batoun…. Mast hai teri behen….. Mast hai iski chooth….. kal gaand marunga iski…

 

Didi: Mere se bhi mast hai kya….?

 

Jiju: Are nahi meri jaan…. bilkul teri tarah hai….. khush…..

 

Didi: Ummmm…bohot khush….. chodlo apni Sali ko…. Kal tak meri behan aapki aadhi gharwali thi…. aaj se puri gharwali banalo….. Aur zor se choodo….. ise bhi besharam banao….. meri thrah…..

 

Didi ki baatein sun ke Jiju aur zor se chodne lege…. Bapu ne bhi zor badaya….. aur dono ek saath jhad gaye… Jiju meri chooth main aur Bapu ne mere muh main….

 

Jiju ne mere chooth main se lund nikala aur Bapu ne mere muh se….. Main khadi hone ki koshish ki….

 

Ahhhaa….. meri peeth…. Ahaa…… Dard kar raha hai….

 

Jiju ne mujhe sahara diya aur ped ke choukat par bitha diya….. Main pasine se lath path hogi thi… Jiju ne rumal nikala aur mere mathe ki pasina poochne lage….

 

Main: Hai….. Didi…. Jiju ka itna bada aur mota hai…. Kaise jhelti hai aap….

 

Didi: Mat pooch….. Sirf tere yeh ek Jiju nahi…. Tere sabhi jijuon ka lund itna hi bada aur mota hai….. Chooth phad dete hai…. Aur badan tod ke rahk dete hai…… par maza itna aata hai kya bataun….. meri chod….. tu bol tujhe kaise lege tere Jiju ka lund…..

Thaki toh main bhi thi….. mera bhi badan tut raha tha…. par chudai ka nasha kam nahi hua… balki aur bad gaya….. mujhe aur chudvana tha…

 

Main: Mujhe bhi Didi bohot maza aaya…. Agar aap haan bolo toh shadi ke baad bhi kam se kam roz ek baar to Jiju se chudvane aaungi….

 

Didi: Aare zaroor Lalli….. par shaadi tak kyu rukna…. Do din baad hum wapis jaa rahe hai…. Mere yahn aane ka kaam toh hogaya…. Kal tumhare boyfriend ko sab kuch samjha doon…. Aur tere aur tere boyfriend ki chudayi bhi toh dekhne hai….

 

Main: Kya Didi….. Bas karo….

 

Didi: Are…. Abhi bhi sharma rahi hai… ek raat main teen lundon se chudvaliya phir bhi sharma aa rahi hai…. Lagta hai tujhe ek alag tarike ki training deni padegi….. Kya bolte ho patidev…..

 

Jiju: Hmmm…. Isse humare saath le chalo….. Ek Hafte main poora beshram bana denge…. Aayeygi na….

 

Main: Haa Jiju…. Aap ke lund ke liye aap jo bologe karungi…

 

Didi: Sirf apne iss ek Jiju se kyun….. apne sare jijunse se chudvalena….

 

Main: Sare jijuonse……

 

Sare jijuonse ek saath chudvane ka sun ke meri Saanse tez hone lagi…. Pehle hi raat main itni chudayi hui hai….. to socha aane wale raaton main kitni hogi….

 

Didi: Haa…… Lalli…. Sirf apne ek Jiju se kyu….. apne sabhi Jijuonse, mere pyare sasurji se, Ramu kaka se…..

 

Main: Ek Min…. ek min….. aapke sasurji ke saath bhi aur Ramu Kaka…. matlab saath logon se….. tab toh main pakka beshram banjaungi…. waise yeh Ramu Kaka kon hai….

 

Didi: Saath nahi…. Aath….. Ramu kaka ka beta bhi to hai…… Pechle mahine jawan hua tha…. Aur bohot badmash bhi ho gaya hai….

 

Jiju: Badmash…. Kya kiya usne…..?

 

Didi: Aare patidev ji…. Aap pareshan mat ho….

 

Main: Batoo na Didi… app mujhe apne saath le jane wali ho….. main aaungi toh woh agar mere saath koi badmashi karega toh….?

 

Jiju: Haa Lado…. Kya badmashi kiya usne….

 

Didi: Aare badmashi Matlab….. Yahan aane ke ek din pehle jab usene dekha ki main saath nangi hi bahar chali gayi….. wapis aane ke baad Bitto mere kamre main aaya….

 

Bitto: (Ramu Kaka ka Beta) Didi…..

 

Jiju: Didi…. Woh tumhe Didi bolta hai….

 

Didi: Haa…. Shadi ke jab se ghar pe aayi….. tab se Didi hi bolta tha….. Jis din aathara ka hua… us din koob chooda mujhe usne aur uske baap ne milkar….. uske baad mujhe roz subah uthane ke bahane aata hai aur jam ke choodta hai….. chodte samay bhi Didi bolta hai…. Jab bhi uss chudvati hoon mujhe Sahil ki yaad dilate hai…. Sahil bhi jab choodta tha to Didi hi bolta tha…. Mujhe bhi acha lagata hai….

 

Jiju: Aare tumne bataya nahi ki Bitto tumhe choodne laga hai…. Waise accha hai….. Par kya Sahil ki kami puri kar pata hai….

 

Didi: Hai….. Kya batoun appko…. Aapko kya mujhe khud yaad nahi rehta ki pure din main kaun kaun mujhe choodke jata hai….. waise bhi pure ghar main nangi ghoomti hoon…. Jawan ladka aur kya karega….. Choodega hi na….. Choodiya usne….. waise bohot mast hai uska lund…. Par mere bhaiya ki baat hi kuch aur hai…. Bitto jee khush kar deta hai…. Aur bhaiya palan tod choodta hai…..

 

Jiju: Hmmmm…. Hum bhi toh palan todte hai….. Aage batao….

 

Didi: Haa…. Mere patidevji…… Aap bhi palang tod chodte hai….. Accha ab age suno…. Who parso mere paas aaya aur bola….

 

Bitto: Didi….. Lagta hai….. Meri Maa ko shak hua hai ki aapka aur Bapu ke beech chakar hai…..

 

Toh main usse kaha ki sach to hai… Main tere Bapu se roz chudvati hoon…. Toh ab kya karna hai….

 

Bitto: Didi aap agar ek baar ghar aaoge aur maa se baat karoge to uska shak dur ho jayega…..

 

Maine haan kardi…. Main kapde pehne aundar kamre main gayi….. seedhi baat hai….. aise nangi toh nahi jaa sakti…. Par samaj nahi aa raha kya pehnu…..

 

Bitto: Kya dund rahe hoo Didi…?

 

Didi: Samajh nahi aa raha kya pehnu…. Aise nangi toh nahi aa sakti na tumhari Maa se milne……

 

Bitto: Didi aap sadi pehen ke aao…. Maa ko thoda kam shak hoga…

Didi: Sadi….. Are par mere pass koi blouse nahi hai…..

 

Bitto: Aare Didi Blouse kaise nahi hai… toh aap sadi kaise pehnti ho…..?

 

Didi: Main sadi ke saath sirf bikini pehnti hoon….

 

Bitto: Koi baat nahi…. Aap wohi hi pehnlo….. woh biknni…. Maa ko kuch samajh nahi aayega….

 

Didi: Aare Biknni nahi Budhuu.…. Use Bikni kehte hai…

 

Use main woh pink wali bikini dikhaye joh aapne mujhe Goa main dilyi thi…. Bikini dekhke woh khushi se jhoom utha…. Jaise chote baache chocolate dekh ke jhoomte hai…

 

Maine wohi pehen li….. Hum Bitto ke ghar pe jane ke liye ghar se nikle…

 

Bitto: Didi… Hum woh khet ke beech se jayege…. Nazdik padega…

 

Didi: Main uski baat man gayi aur hum khet ke raste nilkal gaye….. Jate jate khet ke beech main ek charpai tha aur dhoop se bachne ke liye parda laya hua tha..…..

 

Mujhe laga ki khet main kaam karne wale kisene rakha hoga…. Main use dekh hi rahi thi ki Bitto peeche se aaya aur mujhe apne aagosh main bhar liya….

 

Didi: Bittooooo kya kar rahe ho….. ghar pe karnlena jo karna hai…. Pehle tumhari Maa se milne chalte hai… ahhhaaa….. Bittooo… chodo mujhe

 

Bitto: Nahi Didi… mujhe aaj aapko yahan khulle main choodna hai….. isiliye aapko yahan aise leker aaya hoon….. ek baar choodne do na Didi……

 

Didi: Badmash…. Ghar pe nahi bol sakta tha tu mujhe khulle main chodna chata hai…. Jhooth kyu bola….

 

Bitto: Kal jab aap Malik ke saath nangi bahar chali gayi…. Mujhe bohot man hua ki main bhi aapko mere saath aisehi nanga bahar leke jaon par…. Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha ki appko kaise bataoun….. isiliye jhoot bolna pada…. Didi main aapse bohot pyar karta hoon…. Mujhe aap bohot acchi lagti hoo….

 

Didi: Aare mere pagal premi…. Mujhse ek baar bol ke to dekhta….. Yaad hai maine tujhe kaha tha…. mujhe tere lund bohot pasand hai….. aur yeh bhi ki tujhe jab mujhe chodne ka man karega main apni tange phaila dungi….. Aaja karle joh karna hai….. Aaja mere pagal premi….. chood mujhe….jee bhae ke choodle apni Didi ko…..

 

Badmash ne meri baat poori karne se pehle hi bhaag kar aaya aur chadgaya….. Jhat se apne sare kapde utare aur mujhe bhi nanga kiya…. Us pade hue charpai pe letake khoob chooda…..

 

Us din toh sach main pagal ho gaya tha…. itna chooda….. us din usne bhi palang tod diya….

 

Jiju? Palang tod diya…..

 

Didi: Haaa….. Haa….. charpai sach main tod diya usne…. Kambhakt jis ka dar tha wohi hua….. Jis ki charpai thi woh aa gaya…… jab hum dono ko nanaga dekha…. Toh wohi hua jo hona tha…. Usne bhi mujhe jee bar ke chooda…..

 

Jiju: Par tumhe chaar ghante kyu lage wapas aane main….?

 

Didi: Andaz lagaou….?

 

Jiju: Hmm…. Jiski charpai thi… uske dost bhi aaye honge…..?

 

Didi: Haa… sahi kaha….

 

Jiju: Kitne the…..?

 

Didi: Paanch…..

 

Main: Bas karo Didi…. Mujhe aur nahi sunna…..

 

Didi ki ras leela aur nahi sun sakti thi….. Itna chudvane ke baad bhi aur chudvane ka man kar raha tha… Main soch hi rahi thi ab kisse chudva sakti hoon…. Upar se Didi ki kahani….

 

Didi: Kya bat hai…. ekho toh beshram ko…. Ghar se bahar puri nangi hokar kaise baithi hai… aur chooth dekho iski…. Ungli kar rahi hai…. Aur chudvana hai kya…?

 

Main sharmate hue kaha haa….

 

Didi: Abhi tujhe koi nahi chodega…. Mere patidev, Bapu aur bhai ka lund mujhe chahiye….. Tujhe agar lund cahiye toh khud hi dhund le…..

 

Jiju:Hmmm…. Sahi kaha….. Tujhe agar lund cahiye toh khud hi dhund le…… Chalo hum ghar chalke Lado ki chudiye karte hai…..

 

Main: Aare aise kaise…. Mujhe aise kaise chod ke jaa sakte ho….. Jiju, Bapu, Bhai chahe toh…. Didi ke saath mujhe bhi ek baar aur aap sab se chudvana chahati hoon….

 

Didi: Nahi…. Mujhe yeh teeno lund chahiye…… Tu khud hi ek naya lund dhund le…..

 

Main: Par is waqt kon milega….. aise mat karo Didi…..

 

Jiju: Ek kaam kar…. Woh aadmi jo charpai pe soya hai…. Usko utha aur chudvale usee…..

 

Main ghabrah gayi…

 

Main: Kya…. Mazak mat karo Jiju….. main aise kise anjaan aadmi Matlab…. aise kaise uss kahu ki mujhe chudvan hai…?

 

Didi: Tujhe poochne ki zaroorat nahi hai… peeche mud ke dekh….

 

Maine jhat se peeche mud ke dekha… Dekha to mere peeche Makhaan chacha baithe the….. Muskurate hue mujhe gandi nazron se dekh rahe the….

 

Makhan Chacha: Kab se intezar kar raha tha…. Kabhi socha nahi ki Lado ke choodne ke baad Lalli ko bhi choodne milega…

 

Main: Matlab yeh sab ek sazish thi….. Aap soye nahi the…. Aur bhai aapne jaanbooj ke mujhe is ped ke paas leke aaye…. Wah!!!!! Kya plan hai…..

 

Makhan Chacha: Haa…. Yeh sab tere bhai ki sazish thi…… Sahil ne pehle hi baata diya tha….

 

Didi: Toh dekh kya rahe ho chahu…. Choodo mere behen ko…..

 

Makhan Chacha: Nahi…. Jab tak humari Lalii khud hokar nahi poochege main nahi choodunga….

 

Main: Aajao… chodo mujhe…. Bolke main apne bahon phelaye…..

 

Makhan Chacha: Ummm….. Itne se nahi hoga….

 

Main: Aao na chachu…… chodo apni Lalli ko….

 

Mera itna bolte hi…. Chachu mujhe pe tut pade…. Mujhe uthake apne charpai pe leta diya…..

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Makhan Chacha ne kise chudiyi ki meri…..?

 

Agle din mere boyfriend ke saath kya hua…..?

 

Janiye mere aage ki kahni main…..

 

Umeed hai aap sabko Kahani ka yeh bhag pasand aaya….. Aage ki kahani jaldi hi post karungi…..