11-01-2023, 06:56 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-01-2023, 09:40 PM by Wickedguy. Edited 1 time in total. Edited 1 time in total.)
Update 48
Nisha ke chehreee pe darrrr aur gussaaaa saaf saaf dikhayyi pad raha tha.....
woh gusseee se apne saamne khade shaqs ko keh toh rahi ki nikall jaaao yahaan se......................
dafa hojaooooooooooooooooooooooo
lekin yeh kehtee hue bhi uskee pair kaamp rahe theee..............................
Saamnee khade shaqsh yaaa yun kahe shaqso ko dekh Nisha ki saans hi atak gayii thi..............
hoti bhi kyuuu naaa................... usskeee theek ankhon keee saamne Do Mujrim khade the...
aur unh mein se ek mujrim toh woh tha
jiseee Nisha ne hi Jail pahuchaya tha.....
Ballu jaiseee khunkhar shaqsh ko apni nazro ke saamneee dekh ...........Nisha ki rooh tak kaamp gayii thi.. Ballu akela nahi tha... uske sath ek Dusra shaqs bhi tha jo Ballu ki tarah hi khunkhaar shakal wala tha ..
Nisha ne zor se Darwaza bandh karne ki koshish ki ..lekin Darwaza ke theek bich o bich saade chhe foot ka ballu khada tha... toh darwaza tas se mas naa hua..
Dusri aur Ballu ke chehreee pe kamini hasee aur ankhon mein Zaher sa gussa tha...
Nisha ne fir seeee dahaad lagaayiii- suna nahiii tum dono ne e ??????????????? sharafat se jaate ho yaa padosiyon ko bulaauuuuuuuuuu
Ballu - Nisha ke adhnangeee Bheege jism ki ore dekh ke tahaaka lagake bola - bulaa Padosiyon ko. tujhe toh woh bhi duaayeein hi degee...
.unhe bhi tere adhnange bheege jism ke darshan karwaaa dete hai...
Ballu ki isss baat pe Nisha ko apni parishtii ka khyal aaya...........
uskeee jism pe sirf mushkil se jhaango tak dhakne wali nighty thi
uska jism abhi geela sa tha jiss wajah se woh nighty bhi laghbhag paardarshi ho chuki thi..
Nisha ki isssii paristithi kaphaayada uthaatee huee Ballu ne ek halke se dhakke se hi kamsin si Nisha ko ghar ke andar dhakal diyaaa aur dono mujrim ghar ke andar dhaakil hoagyeee...
Nisha apne aap ko sambhalti isse pehle hi dono mujrim ghar ke andar aa chuke the..
Nisha Gusssee se dahaadi - Kamineeeeeeeeeeee. jo harkat tune ki thi uskee baad ........teri jurrat kaiseee hui mere ghar pe aane ki...
Ballu Nisha ki iss baat pe bas zor se has diyaa
BAllu ko hasta dekh - uska sathi dost bhi zor se apna mota pait pakad ke hasne laga..
Nisha ki nazar ab uss shaqs pe gayi... toh ussne dekha yeh shaqsh ballu jaisa hi khunkhaar hai lekin WOh ballu ki tarah saadhe cheh foot lamba naa hoke Kareeb kareeb Nisha ki hi height 5 foot che inch ka tha.. uski tond khaafi bahar nikli hui thi...
Uss Mote Shaqs ne ballu driver ki ore dekh ke prasanshiya nazro se kaha - waah jee waah ballu paaji..tussi sach hi kehnde hunde si... ehhhh kudi taa patakaa haaahh
Ballu - hasteee hue - haanji Sukhhi paaji... bahot vadiyaa kudi hai ..bistar vich te agg laundi hai.... nangi vekhoge teee twaade paseene chutt jaane hai..
issi baat pe dono mustande apaas mein hasne lageee..
Unhe Hasta hua dekh - Nisha gusse se boli - nikal jaao yaan se...
Tummmm kyaa chahtee ho ???
BAllu - Panaah..
Nisha - Dafa hojaoo yahaan se ............yahaan tum jaisee mujrim ke liye panaah nahi hai..
iss baar Sukhi bola
ohh khad jaa biba...........
gal te sun lee...
Sukhi - pehli gal - te ballu mujrim nahi haann... twaanu galat phemi hui si ..Ballu paaji daa .. uss nakli dawai vich koi hath nahi...
Nisha - chupp karooooooooooo...aaap ho kaun .........?? Jo iss rakshash ki sifarish kiye jaa rahe ho..
Sukhi - hasta hua , jee Myself Sukhi paaji.. Ballu ka yaar..
Ballu - Dekh LAdki... Baat yon hai ki... Tu mere khilaaf thane mein rapport toh likhaa aayi... mhaare ko jail bhi le gayiiii 1 hafta jail mein beetana ke baad... mhaare khilaaf koi saboot naa milyo ... toh mhaare ko baa ijaat balli kardiyaaa gayo hai..............
Nisha ke pairo ke nicheeee se zameen khisak gayi - kyaaaaaaaaaaaa???????
tum begunaaaah ho ??
nahiii main yeh baat nahi maantiiii...tum uss mangu ke sath milee huee ho..........
Ballu - gusseee - naa ji naaa hum aisa galat kaam naa karteee ..zaher ka dhanda hum kartee..
kissne keh diyaa tumsee yeh ??
Nisha - woh wohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh chunnilal..............................
Ballu - zor ka tahaaka laga keee... aaareee uss chutiyee nasheedi ki baaton mein agayi tu...itni padhi likhi hone ka kyaa phaayada jab aadmi ka parakh naa ho...?
Sukhi - Waah billu paaji kyaa gheri baat kahi hai ..seene tak pahuchi twaadi gal..
Nisha - nahii main nahi maanti ..tum jhoot bol rahe ho...
Sukhi Gusse se - dekh tu mann naa mann ab teri wajah se mera naam kharab hogya hai...
main jail se toh chuth gya lekin..maare ko koi kamra nahi de raha...
aur ussi wajah se ..yeh mera Roommate Sukhi ..bhi nikaal diya gaya hai ..
Toh baat yoh hai ki ..humare paas ab aaj raat rehne ka thikaana nahi hai..
toh tu chup chaap humein yahaan raat gujaarne de...
kal savere hum nikal jaayege... kamre ki talaash mein...
Nisha - thar thar kaampti huii - Kyaa???????? nahiiiiii
main tumhe yahaan nahi rehne de sakti......... tum ek mujrim hoooo
Ballu - gusse se fir wahi baat ...?? agar main mujrim hota toh yahaan khada hota tere saamne ???
Nisha - haklaate huee e- kyaa pata tum jail se bhaag ke aaaaye ho....
aur tumhare peeche security officer lagi huii hooo...
Ballu aur Sukhi - iss baaat pe zor se hasne lagee - hhahahahahahhahahahhahahahah
sukhiii hasta hua - ballu paaji aurat aur shaq da rishta teee janmo janmo daa hai...
ahahahahahhahahahahhahahah..............
Ballu - Aacha ek baat sunn apne uss poiciyaa ko message laga ..jissse tune meri rapport likhaayi thi.. woh tujhe batayega sach..
lekin khabardaar jo tune mujhe dhoka dene ki jurrat bhi ki...mere saamne message type karegi tu...
Sukhi aur Ballu dono Nisha ko gher ke khade hoagyee aur mobile mein jhaankne lage
Nisha ko bhi ballu ki baat theek lagi usne jhat se apna mobile bahar nikaal ke message type karne lagi .. Hello Thanedaar ji
saamne se... - Jee Madamjeee hukum kijiyee ..
Nisha - Jee bas itna jaanna tha ki uss Truck driver ballu aur mangu ke case mein kuch baat aagey badhi..
Thanedaar - Ohhh Madamjiii ....woh Mangu toh kuch paiso ke liyee idhar ka maal udhar karta tha..lekin woh ballu truck driver beshaq dikhta khunkhaar hai lekin..woh iss maamle mein involved nahi tha...
Nisha iss baar buri tarah chowki - kyaa?
Thanedaar - Jee madamji ..aapko kissi ne galat info di thi..
Nisha - ohhhh noo ..I am sorry
Thanedaar - ooh koi nahi madam ..aapne ek mujrim toh pakdaya hi hai..
iss ee pehle Nisha kuch aur type karti -
Sukhi ne mobile cheen ke type kar diyaa - Bye ..............jii
Nisha ke chehreee pe darrrr aur gussaaaa saaf saaf dikhayyi pad raha tha.....
woh gusseee se apne saamne khade shaqs ko keh toh rahi ki nikall jaaao yahaan se......................
dafa hojaooooooooooooooooooooooo
lekin yeh kehtee hue bhi uskee pair kaamp rahe theee..............................
Saamnee khade shaqsh yaaa yun kahe shaqso ko dekh Nisha ki saans hi atak gayii thi..............
hoti bhi kyuuu naaa................... usskeee theek ankhon keee saamne Do Mujrim khade the...
aur unh mein se ek mujrim toh woh tha
jiseee Nisha ne hi Jail pahuchaya tha.....
Ballu jaiseee khunkhar shaqsh ko apni nazro ke saamneee dekh ...........Nisha ki rooh tak kaamp gayii thi.. Ballu akela nahi tha... uske sath ek Dusra shaqs bhi tha jo Ballu ki tarah hi khunkhaar shakal wala tha ..
Nisha ne zor se Darwaza bandh karne ki koshish ki ..lekin Darwaza ke theek bich o bich saade chhe foot ka ballu khada tha... toh darwaza tas se mas naa hua..
Dusri aur Ballu ke chehreee pe kamini hasee aur ankhon mein Zaher sa gussa tha...
Nisha ne fir seeee dahaad lagaayiii- suna nahiii tum dono ne e ??????????????? sharafat se jaate ho yaa padosiyon ko bulaauuuuuuuuuu
Ballu - Nisha ke adhnangeee Bheege jism ki ore dekh ke tahaaka lagake bola - bulaa Padosiyon ko. tujhe toh woh bhi duaayeein hi degee...
.unhe bhi tere adhnange bheege jism ke darshan karwaaa dete hai...
Ballu ki isss baat pe Nisha ko apni parishtii ka khyal aaya...........
uskeee jism pe sirf mushkil se jhaango tak dhakne wali nighty thi
uska jism abhi geela sa tha jiss wajah se woh nighty bhi laghbhag paardarshi ho chuki thi..
Nisha ki isssii paristithi kaphaayada uthaatee huee Ballu ne ek halke se dhakke se hi kamsin si Nisha ko ghar ke andar dhakal diyaaa aur dono mujrim ghar ke andar dhaakil hoagyeee...
Nisha apne aap ko sambhalti isse pehle hi dono mujrim ghar ke andar aa chuke the..
Nisha Gusssee se dahaadi - Kamineeeeeeeeeeee. jo harkat tune ki thi uskee baad ........teri jurrat kaiseee hui mere ghar pe aane ki...
Ballu Nisha ki iss baat pe bas zor se has diyaa
BAllu ko hasta dekh - uska sathi dost bhi zor se apna mota pait pakad ke hasne laga..
Nisha ki nazar ab uss shaqs pe gayi... toh ussne dekha yeh shaqsh ballu jaisa hi khunkhaar hai lekin WOh ballu ki tarah saadhe cheh foot lamba naa hoke Kareeb kareeb Nisha ki hi height 5 foot che inch ka tha.. uski tond khaafi bahar nikli hui thi...
Uss Mote Shaqs ne ballu driver ki ore dekh ke prasanshiya nazro se kaha - waah jee waah ballu paaji..tussi sach hi kehnde hunde si... ehhhh kudi taa patakaa haaahh
Ballu - hasteee hue - haanji Sukhhi paaji... bahot vadiyaa kudi hai ..bistar vich te agg laundi hai.... nangi vekhoge teee twaade paseene chutt jaane hai..
issi baat pe dono mustande apaas mein hasne lageee..
Unhe Hasta hua dekh - Nisha gusse se boli - nikal jaao yaan se...
Tummmm kyaa chahtee ho ???
BAllu - Panaah..
Nisha - Dafa hojaoo yahaan se ............yahaan tum jaisee mujrim ke liye panaah nahi hai..
iss baar Sukhi bola
ohh khad jaa biba...........
gal te sun lee...
Sukhi - pehli gal - te ballu mujrim nahi haann... twaanu galat phemi hui si ..Ballu paaji daa .. uss nakli dawai vich koi hath nahi...
Nisha - chupp karooooooooooo...aaap ho kaun .........?? Jo iss rakshash ki sifarish kiye jaa rahe ho..
Sukhi - hasta hua , jee Myself Sukhi paaji.. Ballu ka yaar..
Ballu - Dekh LAdki... Baat yon hai ki... Tu mere khilaaf thane mein rapport toh likhaa aayi... mhaare ko jail bhi le gayiiii 1 hafta jail mein beetana ke baad... mhaare khilaaf koi saboot naa milyo ... toh mhaare ko baa ijaat balli kardiyaaa gayo hai..............
Nisha ke pairo ke nicheeee se zameen khisak gayi - kyaaaaaaaaaaaa???????
tum begunaaaah ho ??
nahiii main yeh baat nahi maantiiii...tum uss mangu ke sath milee huee ho..........
Ballu - gusseee - naa ji naaa hum aisa galat kaam naa karteee ..zaher ka dhanda hum kartee..
kissne keh diyaa tumsee yeh ??
Nisha - woh wohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh chunnilal..............................
Ballu - zor ka tahaaka laga keee... aaareee uss chutiyee nasheedi ki baaton mein agayi tu...itni padhi likhi hone ka kyaa phaayada jab aadmi ka parakh naa ho...?
Sukhi - Waah billu paaji kyaa gheri baat kahi hai ..seene tak pahuchi twaadi gal..
Nisha - nahii main nahi maanti ..tum jhoot bol rahe ho...
Sukhi Gusse se - dekh tu mann naa mann ab teri wajah se mera naam kharab hogya hai...
main jail se toh chuth gya lekin..maare ko koi kamra nahi de raha...
aur ussi wajah se ..yeh mera Roommate Sukhi ..bhi nikaal diya gaya hai ..
Toh baat yoh hai ki ..humare paas ab aaj raat rehne ka thikaana nahi hai..
toh tu chup chaap humein yahaan raat gujaarne de...
kal savere hum nikal jaayege... kamre ki talaash mein...
Nisha - thar thar kaampti huii - Kyaa???????? nahiiiiii
main tumhe yahaan nahi rehne de sakti......... tum ek mujrim hoooo
Ballu - gusse se fir wahi baat ...?? agar main mujrim hota toh yahaan khada hota tere saamne ???
Nisha - haklaate huee e- kyaa pata tum jail se bhaag ke aaaaye ho....
aur tumhare peeche security officer lagi huii hooo...
Ballu aur Sukhi - iss baaat pe zor se hasne lagee - hhahahahahahhahahahhahahahah
sukhiii hasta hua - ballu paaji aurat aur shaq da rishta teee janmo janmo daa hai...
ahahahahahhahahahahhahahah..............
Ballu - Aacha ek baat sunn apne uss poiciyaa ko message laga ..jissse tune meri rapport likhaayi thi.. woh tujhe batayega sach..
lekin khabardaar jo tune mujhe dhoka dene ki jurrat bhi ki...mere saamne message type karegi tu...
Sukhi aur Ballu dono Nisha ko gher ke khade hoagyee aur mobile mein jhaankne lage
Nisha ko bhi ballu ki baat theek lagi usne jhat se apna mobile bahar nikaal ke message type karne lagi .. Hello Thanedaar ji
saamne se... - Jee Madamjeee hukum kijiyee ..
Nisha - Jee bas itna jaanna tha ki uss Truck driver ballu aur mangu ke case mein kuch baat aagey badhi..
Thanedaar - Ohhh Madamjiii ....woh Mangu toh kuch paiso ke liyee idhar ka maal udhar karta tha..lekin woh ballu truck driver beshaq dikhta khunkhaar hai lekin..woh iss maamle mein involved nahi tha...
Nisha iss baar buri tarah chowki - kyaa?
Thanedaar - Jee madamji ..aapko kissi ne galat info di thi..
Nisha - ohhhh noo ..I am sorry
Thanedaar - ooh koi nahi madam ..aapne ek mujrim toh pakdaya hi hai..
iss ee pehle Nisha kuch aur type karti -
Sukhi ne mobile cheen ke type kar diyaa - Bye ..............jii