Meri Anokhi Shaadi

[Lalli Singh]

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PART - 1

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Main: Ahhhaaa…… Chodooo……. Ahhhahhahhhaaa….. zor se choodo mere raja….. mere chooth ke Malik…… aaj aakhri raat hai….Kal se main kisi aur ki biwi banjaungi…. Kal se is chooth ke Malik koi aur hoga…. Pata nahi phir kab akele milungi…. …. Ahaaaa……pechle hafte bhar se tere doston se chudva rahi hoo….. aaj mauka hai tere se akele main choodneka….. jee bhar ke choodle…..

 
Boyfriend: Ahhhaaaa…… Sahi kaha….. Ummmmm…… Aaj raat main akele hi teri chooth phad dunga….. meri randi ki chooth aaj akele hi phadoonga….
 
Main: Toh phad de na….. ahhhahhaa…… kisne roka hai….. ahhhahhaa…… phad de mere chooth ke Malik….. randi jo banadiya mujhe…… ahhhahhaa…… phad de apni randi ki chooth…. choodle apni randi ko…..
 
Boyfriend: Main kya karta…. Main to bas tere bapu ki baat maan raha hoon….
 
Main: Bapu ne tumse kaha tha ki mujhe beshram banneke liye….. par tumne to mujhe beshram nahi….. tune toh mujhe pura randi bana diya…..
 
Boyfriend: Haaaa……haaaa….. Tujhe beshram banne ke liye tujhe aise randi banna pada…..
 
Main: Mujhe abhi tak yakeen nahi ho raha ki kaise kal din dahade ek khule beech pe tum Charon ne milkar mujhe randi ki tarah choda…. Aur paise leke logon se bhi chudvaya…
 
Boyfriend: Shikayat kya kar rahi…. Itne maze se chudva rahi thi…..
 
Main: Sahi kaha….. maza toh bohot aaya…..
 
Boyfriend: Par sali ek baat bata..….. Shadi ke baad ek lund se saath kaise rehegi….. Waise bhohot kamini ho gayi hai teri chooth….Jab tak Chaar ya paanch lund se nahi chudvaleti teri chooth shant hi nahi hoti…. Shadi ke baad kya karegi….
 
Main: Ahaaaa….. sahi kaha mere raja…… jab tak chaar ya paanch lund se nahi chudvalti…. Meri chooth shant nahi hoti…… Bapu Isiliye meri shadi aise ladke se kara rahe hai jiske 5 bhai hai jinki shadi nahi hui…. Ahaaaa….. Main un sabki bhi biwi banne wali hoon….. rooj 5 lund se chudvaugi…..
 
Boyfriend: Toh kya aaj raat ke baad tu mujhse nahi chudvayegi…..
 
Main: Dukhi mat ho meri jaan….. Ahaaaa….. Mauka mila to shadi ke tere aur tere Doston se chudvane aaungi….. zarror aaungi….
 
Mere boyfriend ne pure 30 min tak chooda….. aur mere ander pani chod diya….
 
Hum dono nange he so gaye…. Shaadi ki ek raat pehle ki ek chota sa vakya meri ….. Asal main kya hua… kaise main paanch ladkon ki biwi bani…. Kaise mere Bapu ne mujhe ne mujhe is tarah beshram banaya… kyu mujhe beshram banaya…. Padiye meri kahani….
 
Pehli baar is kahani ko zaayda response nahi aaya… Thoda sa badlav kiya hai…… pata nahi appko is baar kahani pasand aayegi ya nahi…. Umeed karti hoon pasand aayegi……
 
Hello Doston…!
 
Mera naam lalli hai…. Lalli Singh….. Aaj main 22 saal ki hoon…. B.A Graduate hoon, Shaadi shuda, Mere do pyare bache hai…. Zyada sochiye mat….. dono bache mere asli pati ke hai….. uske bhaiyon ke nahi…. yeh kahani aaj se 3 saal pehle ki hai.
 
Mere parivar main mere bapu, mere bade bhai, aur daimaa…. Meri ek badi behen bhi hai jiski teen mahine pehle shaadi ho chuki hai…
 
Yeh kahani tab ki hai jab main apne graduation ka aakri saal main thi…. Kuch 2 mahine bache the khatam hone main…. Meri umar unnis saal thi….
 
Meri badi behen shadi ko teen mahine hogey…. Teen mahine ke baad pehli baar ghar aayi thi….. Us raat ko hamne dher sari baate ki….. agli subah main college chali gayi….
 
Kishor, college main mera boyfriend hai…. ek saal pehle usne mujhe propose kiya… hum dono ek dusre ko pasand karte the…. Hum dono ko pata tha ki hum kabhi shadi nahi kar payege…. Soch kar bohot dukh hota tha….. Ab jab sirf do mahine bach gaey… aur bhi zyada dukh hota tha….
 
Isiliye… Mere boyfriend ke saath chudvane ke alava sab kuch kiya hai…. Mujhe kia baar pura nanga dekh chukka tha……. main uske lund ko bohot baar choosa hai…. Uska pani piya hai…. Apni chooth bhi chatvayee hai….. aur gaand bhi marvayi hai…. Chooth abbhi kuwari thi…
 
Us din bhi college main usne bade pyar se meri gaand mari….. College khatam karke main ghar poohochi, haat aur mooh dhokar apne kamre se bahar aayi….. Jab maine aangan main ka nazara dekh mujhe chakkar hi aa gaya….
 
Meri behen khule aangan main puri nangi hoke mere bhai ke godh main baithi thi…. mere bapu sirf dhoti pehne paudhon ko pani de rahe the…. Yeh sab dekhke Meri zuban sukh gayi…. Gale se aawaj nahi nikla….
 
Bapu mujhe dekh kar mere paas aaye…. Mera haath pakda aur mere bhai aur behen ke saamne bitha diya… meri kuch bhi samjh nahi aa raha tha…..
 
Maine poocha….. Yeh sab kya ho raha hai….
 
Bapu: Lalli….. meri bachi… meri baat dhyan se sun….. tere behen tere liye rishta leke aayi hai….. ladka sundar hai aur padha likha hai…. Tujhe bohot khush rakhega….
 
Main: Par par…. Didi is tarah nangi kyu hai….. kya ho raha hai…. Meri kuch samaj nahi aa raha hai…… main…….
 
Bapu: Main sab baata hoon…. Thoda shanti se sun….. Lado ko aise humne hi banaya…. Teri behan ko aise banna zaruri tha….. Jab tere behen ki shadi ke liye rista aaya to tujhe toh pata hai…. Mere pass dahej dene ke paise nahi the… Teri behen ke liye dahej liya nahi balki unhone hi diya…. paach lakh…. Par Sharat yeh thi ki…. Jis ladke se teri behen ki shadi honi thi us ladke ke alava chaar bhai aur the…. Un Main se kisi ki bhi shadi nahi hui thi….. Teri behan ko sirf uss ek ladke ki nahi balki uske sabhi bhaion ki patni banke rehna tha….
 
Main: Kya matlab….. Didi ke paanch pati hai…..? Par mujhe pehle yeh bataoo….. woh aise nangi kyu rehne lagi hai….
 
Bapu: Tu toh samajh sakti hai…… Ek Ladki ke liye ek saath paanch ladkon ki patni bannke rehna asaan nahi hota…..Baaki tujhe teri behen batayegi….
 
Main: Samajh sakti hoon….. Jab itne mahinon se yeh baat mujhe nahi toh ab kyu bata rahe hoo….?
 
Bapu: Tere liye jo rishta aaya hai… tere behen ke pati ka khaas dost hai…. Aur uske bhi chaar bhai hai…. Par tere se baat karne ki himat nahi ho rahi thi…. Jab main soch raha tha ki yeh baat tujhe kaise bataoun….. Teri behan ne yeh tarika nakala….
 
Bapu: Tu toh jaanti hai, main teri shadi dahej dekar shaadi nahi kar sakta…. Teri behan ki shaadi aise ek ladke se hui hai… jiske bhi paanch bhai hai…. Teri behan sabhi ki patni hai…. Teri behen se shadi karne ke liye 5 lakh rupay diye the… Un Paison se main humere bade sare karze chukka saka…..
 
Tujse shadi karne ke liye ladke walone paanch nahi pure dus lakh rupay de rahe hai…. Humare sare karze khatam ho jayenge, aur tere bhai ki aage ki padayi bhi to hai…. Tere Baap ke liye yeh kurbani degi….
 
Mere liye mere bapu meri jaan se bhi badke the….. Main unse apne jaan se bhi badkar pyar karti hoon….. Main unke liye kar sakti thi….
 
Maine kuch aur nahi socha…. Aur turant haan kardi….  

Bapu…. Main tayar hoon… Bataye mujhe kya karna hoga…..
 
Mere bapu ke chere pe khushi ki leher aa gayi…. Khushi se bapu ne kaske mujhe gale lagaya….
 
Bapu: Tujhe bhi teri behan ki tarah banna hoga….
 
Main: Thik hai Bapu…. Mujhe bhi Didi ki tarah bana do
 
Didi bhai ki godh se uthi aur mere paas aayi…. Usne bhi mujhe kaske gale lagaya aur mere chehere ko chumne lagi….
 
Choomne ke baad Didi ne kaha…..
 
Didi: (Lado Meri Behan Ka Naam) Meri pyari behna…. Gabrah mat…. Pehle mujhe bhi bohot dar laga aur bohot sharma bhi aati thi…. par ab dekh… teri behen itni besharam ho gayi hai…. Kal 3 mahine ke baad maine pehli baar kapde pehne…. Train main joh aana pada…. Agar gadi main aati toh nangi hi aati…..Apne sasuraal main to main sara din nangi hi rehti hoon….
 
Main: Didi appne toh badi aasani se keh to diya par itna bada badlav…. Hoga kaise …. Aur ab tak yeh baat samajh nahi aayi ki tum nangi kyu rahti hoo....? Jijaji aapko kapde nahi delasakte kya....? Kya mera pati bhi mujhe aise nanga rakhega.....?
 
Didi: Aare nahi re… Gabrah mat…. Chal mere saath…..
 
Bolke meri Didi mujhe kamre mein leke gayi….
 
Main: Jiju apko kapde nahi pehne dete…..?
 
Didi: Sab kuch baatati hoon......Ab sun….
 
Tere Jiju ka ismain koi haat nahi…..Jab mayke se kapde leke hi nahi gayi to pehnungi kya….? Aakhri baar shadi ki reception main kapde pehne the….. reception ke baad jab sare mehman aur ristedar chale gaye…. Tu bhi to sone chali gayi….. Uske baad Bhai aur Bapu ne mere jism se sare kapde utar diya aur nanga kardiya…. Sirf ek chunri ki odni banake oodaya…. Shadi ke sare rasamon, ke dauran jaise…. Varmala, Pheere…. Ek Ek kar meri paanch pation ke saath meri shadi hui….. Yahan tak ki bidayi ke waqt bhi nangi hi thi…..
 
Ab suhagraat ki raat to zaahir se baat hai main nangi hi rahoongi….. Mere bidayi ek khulle hue tractor main hui…..  

Main: Nahi… Nahi main aapki suhagraat ke bare main sunna nahi cahati… Waise hi mujhe yahan tak ki kahani sunke gabrahat ho rahi hai….
 
Didi: Tujhe sunna hi padega….. kyu ki teri shadi aur bidayi bhi aise hi hogi….. aur main kaha na…. ghabrane ki koi zarurat nahi hai… main hoon na…
 
Main: Didi mujhe bohot dar lag raha hai….
 
Didi: Main kaha na… Ghabarh mat…. Ab aage sun…
 
Main: Par bhi…. Mujhe nahi sunni apki suhagraat ki kahani….
 
Didi: Thik hai… puri kahani nahi baatongi… Sirf itna sun…… Jis tractor main meri bidayi hui usme pehle se hi ek bistar bichayi hui thi… gulab ke phool ki pankudiya bekere hue the….
 
Bapu aur bhai ko gale lagaya aur jaise ek nayi dulhan ko pati ke kamre main doodh ka glass deke bhejhte hai… Thik waise hi mere haat main bhi doodh ka glass diya…. Lekin ek nahi ek thali main che…..
 
Main: Che…. Pati toh paanch hai na…
 
Didi: Aare pagli…. Sasurji bhi toh the….
 
Main: Aare haa…. Bhul gai…. Aage bata…..
 
Didi: Main doodh ke glass ki thali lekar main tractor main chaddi…  aur bistar ke beech main jaake baith gayi….
 
Hai kya batoun….. Kya ahsaas tha…. Mere pet mein toh titliya ud rahi thi…. waise toh main aise kai baar nangi ghoom chuki hoon par us raat ki baat hi kuch aur thi…..
 
Mere panchon patione aur mere pyare sasurji ne doodh ki aadhi aadhi glass pe li aur baki mujhe peene de diya…..
 
Mere sar se ghughat uthaya aur tractor se bahar phenk diya…. mere jism pe ka aakhri kapda bhi ab utar gaya…..
 
Main: Bas… Bas…. Aur nahi sunna…. Mujhe kuch ho raha hai… Main bardasht nahi kar paa rahi…. Bas karo….
 
Didi: Thik thik hai…. To mere is tarah nangi rehneka wajah yehi thi…. Jab itna nanga rehliye toh uske baad kapde pehane ki zaroot hi nahi padi….
 
Paanch pati aur sasurji… din main raat main…. Kahin bhi kabhi bhi choodte rehte the… kapde pehne ka mauka hi nahi milta tha…. Jab bhi main apne pati ki office jati toh nangi hi jaati…. Unke saare Doston se chudva chuki hoon…. Unke office walon se chudva chuki hoon….
 
Main: Bas Bas Didi….. aur mat bolo…. Lagta hai main pagal ho jaungi….. Bas yeh baatoo ki mujhe kya karna hoga….
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