05-01-2023, 04:25 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-01-2023, 04:27 PM by Mixedking. Edited 1 time in total. Edited 1 time in total.)
fir mujhe hosh aaya ki arjun Or aaliya hame dekh rahe hai to main Divya ko sidha kiya or apni jagah pe baith gaya or Divya bhi khali sofe pe baith jati hai.
Divya- “Kaise ho gabbar beta?”
Main- “acha hu bhuaa.Aap kya karte ho bhuaa?”
Divya- “main teacher hu beta college me padati hu.”
Tabhi astha ki awaz aati hai.
Aastha- “ chalo bacho aajao khana lag gaya hai............
Fir hum sabh log khanna khane chale gaye.
Main- “ aunty khana buhat tasty hai............ maza a gaya aapke haaton mai toh jaadoo hai............
Aastha- “ acha beta ghar pe sab theek hai............
Main- “ ji aunty waise aap ko pata hai............ wahan Aashram me rahta hu…Arjun ne nhi bataya kya mere bare me.. “
Arjun mujhe table ke neeche se pair pe marta hain aur gusse se dekhta hai............mere muh se “ahhhhhhhhhhhhh”nikal jati hai.
Aastha- “ kiya hua............ Gabbar beta sab sahi toh hai............”
Main- “ haan haan aunty bas who mirchiii............ lag gayeen thi.”
Phir khana khatam hota hai............
Main- “acha aunty me ab chalta hu.”
Aastha- “ok beta”
Fir arjun aur main mere aashram ke liye nikale kyonki hum dono ko pass hone ki khushi me party karni thi. Aashram pahuch ke hum Dono beer ka maja lete hue baate kar rahe the.
Main- “ to bhai kaise lag raha hai Beer maja aa raha hai to.saala jab tu pahli baar college........... aaya tha tu to lagta hi nahi tha ki kabhi sarab ko haath bhi lagayega aur aaj dekh saale mere sath baith kar beer pi raha hai.”
Arjun- “ Are bhai aisa baat nahi hai. Mai to bachpan se chahta tha ki khub maje karu but saala ghar me kahin mujhe nikalne hi nahi diya jata tha. ab mai bara aur jawan ho gaya hun. ab meri marji me jo aayega mai wahin karunga.”
Aise bolte hue Arjun glass uthata hai aur thori si beer jo bachi hui thi use khatam kar deta hai.
Arjun- “ Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh maja aa gaya mere dost beer pine ke baad saala alag hi maja aata hai.”
Main- “ Bhai ye sab abhi hi possible hai baad me ye sab nahi ho sakta. to jitne masti karna hai tu abhi hi kar le baad me possible nahi hai. Ab yaad aaya Mobile me maine naya bluefilm download kiya hai. Dekhega tu.”
Arjun- “ Are bhai neki aur puch puch laga bhai jaldi laga.”
Main- “ ruk lagata hun.”
Main ne mobile me bluefilm lagata hai aur dono dekhne lagte hain.
Arjun- “ Bhai ye to indian hai. AAjkal humare India me bhi mast-mast movie ban raha. saala Indian ka baat hi kuch aur hota hai.”
Main- “ indian aur wo bhi bhabhi type ki maal rahe to dekhne me alag hi maja hai.”
Arjun- “ Acha Bhai mujhe to lagta tha larkiyo ki demand jyada hai.”
Main- “ Abe saale tab tujhe nahi pata larkiyo se jyada maja aurato ko chodne me aata hai.”
Arjun- “ aisa kyo bhai.”
Main- “ Saala tu ekdum nala hai. Tujhe ye bhi nahi pata. Abe Aurato me jitni garmi hori hai larkiyo me utni nahi hoti.”
Arjun- “ tune ab tak larkiyo ko ya aurato ko choda hai.”
Main- “ haan maine larkiyo aur aurato dono ko choda hai.”
Arjun- “ to bata na dono me fark kya hai.”
Main- “ Dekh Arjun larkiya use bolte hain jo 25 years se kaamAge ki larkiya ho aur sadi na hua ho ya bacha na hua ho. AurAurate unhe bolte hain jo 25 se upar ki ho aur sadi suda hoBache ho. Larkiyo ke case me kya hota hai wolog ki chut thori Tight hoti hai. Larkiyo ko chodne ka bhi alag maja hai. Lekin Wolog thori nayi hoti hai unlogo ke sath pyar se pesh aana Parta hai tab jake wolog chudai ke liye tyar hoti hai. Phir Emotion ke sath chudai karna parega thori si dard me hi wolog Chillane lagegi. Aur wolog me koi experience nahi aasani se Bur me lund nahi jayega. Lekin jab baat aati hai aurat ka to ek Baat jan le sabhi aurate sayad chudai ke liye tyar na ho. JiskaPati use haar roj chodta ho wo aurat kabhi bhi chudai ke liyeTyar nahi hogi. But agar husband chudai na kare ya thik se Aurat ko santust na kar paye to phir aurat andar hi andarChudai ke liye chatpatati hai. Aurat ke andar ek alag hi garmi Ek alag hi nasha hota hai jo wo chudai ke time dikhati hai jiske Chalte maja alag hi aata hai.”
Arjun- “ Ye sab to thik hai but kaise pata chalega aurat ka mardUse chudai karta hai ya nahi.”
Main- “ Bhai iske liye experience ki jarurat hoti hai mere Tarah. Koi baat nahi mere sath rahte rahte tu bhi jald hi sikhJayega.”
Arjun- “ Bf dekhte hue apna lund ke upar haath pherte hue. Bhaimujhe bhi chudai karne ka bahut icha hai.
Main- “ phir sikar khoj”
Arjun- “ yehi to problem hai kahan khoju. college........... ki larkiya bhibhaw nahi deti.”
Main- “ Chinta mat kar ab tu mere sath hai dheere dheere tumere sath rahte rahte sab kuch sikh jayega.”
Aur phir ye bolte hue Main beer ka last ghut pi jata hai. Arjun bhi beer puri tarah khatm karke. Mobile me chal raha BF ka anand lene lagta hai. aur phir kuch der aise hi gupbaji karte-karte Arjun Mere room se nikal kar chala jata hai.
Divya- “Kaise ho gabbar beta?”
Main- “acha hu bhuaa.Aap kya karte ho bhuaa?”
Divya- “main teacher hu beta college me padati hu.”
Tabhi astha ki awaz aati hai.
Aastha- “ chalo bacho aajao khana lag gaya hai............
Fir hum sabh log khanna khane chale gaye.
Main- “ aunty khana buhat tasty hai............ maza a gaya aapke haaton mai toh jaadoo hai............
Aastha- “ acha beta ghar pe sab theek hai............
Main- “ ji aunty waise aap ko pata hai............ wahan Aashram me rahta hu…Arjun ne nhi bataya kya mere bare me.. “
Arjun mujhe table ke neeche se pair pe marta hain aur gusse se dekhta hai............mere muh se “ahhhhhhhhhhhhh”nikal jati hai.
Aastha- “ kiya hua............ Gabbar beta sab sahi toh hai............”
Main- “ haan haan aunty bas who mirchiii............ lag gayeen thi.”
Phir khana khatam hota hai............
Main- “acha aunty me ab chalta hu.”
Aastha- “ok beta”
Fir arjun aur main mere aashram ke liye nikale kyonki hum dono ko pass hone ki khushi me party karni thi. Aashram pahuch ke hum Dono beer ka maja lete hue baate kar rahe the.
Main- “ to bhai kaise lag raha hai Beer maja aa raha hai to.saala jab tu pahli baar college........... aaya tha tu to lagta hi nahi tha ki kabhi sarab ko haath bhi lagayega aur aaj dekh saale mere sath baith kar beer pi raha hai.”
Arjun- “ Are bhai aisa baat nahi hai. Mai to bachpan se chahta tha ki khub maje karu but saala ghar me kahin mujhe nikalne hi nahi diya jata tha. ab mai bara aur jawan ho gaya hun. ab meri marji me jo aayega mai wahin karunga.”
Aise bolte hue Arjun glass uthata hai aur thori si beer jo bachi hui thi use khatam kar deta hai.
Arjun- “ Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh maja aa gaya mere dost beer pine ke baad saala alag hi maja aata hai.”
Main- “ Bhai ye sab abhi hi possible hai baad me ye sab nahi ho sakta. to jitne masti karna hai tu abhi hi kar le baad me possible nahi hai. Ab yaad aaya Mobile me maine naya bluefilm download kiya hai. Dekhega tu.”
Arjun- “ Are bhai neki aur puch puch laga bhai jaldi laga.”
Main- “ ruk lagata hun.”
Main ne mobile me bluefilm lagata hai aur dono dekhne lagte hain.
Arjun- “ Bhai ye to indian hai. AAjkal humare India me bhi mast-mast movie ban raha. saala Indian ka baat hi kuch aur hota hai.”
Main- “ indian aur wo bhi bhabhi type ki maal rahe to dekhne me alag hi maja hai.”
Arjun- “ Acha Bhai mujhe to lagta tha larkiyo ki demand jyada hai.”
Main- “ Abe saale tab tujhe nahi pata larkiyo se jyada maja aurato ko chodne me aata hai.”
Arjun- “ aisa kyo bhai.”
Main- “ Saala tu ekdum nala hai. Tujhe ye bhi nahi pata. Abe Aurato me jitni garmi hori hai larkiyo me utni nahi hoti.”
Arjun- “ tune ab tak larkiyo ko ya aurato ko choda hai.”
Main- “ haan maine larkiyo aur aurato dono ko choda hai.”
Arjun- “ to bata na dono me fark kya hai.”
Main- “ Dekh Arjun larkiya use bolte hain jo 25 years se kaamAge ki larkiya ho aur sadi na hua ho ya bacha na hua ho. AurAurate unhe bolte hain jo 25 se upar ki ho aur sadi suda hoBache ho. Larkiyo ke case me kya hota hai wolog ki chut thori Tight hoti hai. Larkiyo ko chodne ka bhi alag maja hai. Lekin Wolog thori nayi hoti hai unlogo ke sath pyar se pesh aana Parta hai tab jake wolog chudai ke liye tyar hoti hai. Phir Emotion ke sath chudai karna parega thori si dard me hi wolog Chillane lagegi. Aur wolog me koi experience nahi aasani se Bur me lund nahi jayega. Lekin jab baat aati hai aurat ka to ek Baat jan le sabhi aurate sayad chudai ke liye tyar na ho. JiskaPati use haar roj chodta ho wo aurat kabhi bhi chudai ke liyeTyar nahi hogi. But agar husband chudai na kare ya thik se Aurat ko santust na kar paye to phir aurat andar hi andarChudai ke liye chatpatati hai. Aurat ke andar ek alag hi garmi Ek alag hi nasha hota hai jo wo chudai ke time dikhati hai jiske Chalte maja alag hi aata hai.”
Arjun- “ Ye sab to thik hai but kaise pata chalega aurat ka mardUse chudai karta hai ya nahi.”
Main- “ Bhai iske liye experience ki jarurat hoti hai mere Tarah. Koi baat nahi mere sath rahte rahte tu bhi jald hi sikhJayega.”
Arjun- “ Bf dekhte hue apna lund ke upar haath pherte hue. Bhaimujhe bhi chudai karne ka bahut icha hai.
Main- “ phir sikar khoj”
Arjun- “ yehi to problem hai kahan khoju. college........... ki larkiya bhibhaw nahi deti.”
Main- “ Chinta mat kar ab tu mere sath hai dheere dheere tumere sath rahte rahte sab kuch sikh jayega.”
Aur phir ye bolte hue Main beer ka last ghut pi jata hai. Arjun bhi beer puri tarah khatm karke. Mobile me chal raha BF ka anand lene lagta hai. aur phir kuch der aise hi gupbaji karte-karte Arjun Mere room se nikal kar chala jata hai.
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