Fantasy Taarak Mehta ka Ooltah Chasma

[ThePrince]

GOOOD MORNINGGGG GOKULDHAAAM
 
Subah ho chuki hai…normal din ki suruwaat…Tapu sena college ke liye nikal chuki hai…Or thodi hi der me Mehta, jetha, sodhi, popatlal or iyyer bhi kaam par nikal jaate hai…Dr hathi ka clinic hai ghar me hi to vo abhi yahin hai..Or bhide to ghar par hi rehta hai…
Daya ne sbhi ladies ko phone krke uske ghar par bulaya hai…
11 bje sabhi aurtein daya ke ghar aa jati hai or daya & sunder milke sabhi aurton ko mna lete hai ki vo apne patiyon se paise lekar Sundar ko de taaki sabka fayda ho…double paise wapis Mile…
Sbhi aurtein apne ghar jaati hai or apne patio se baat krke, unse lad jhagad ke paise le aati hai…bhide, Dr hathi society me hi the to unse madhvi & komal baat krke paise nikalwa lete hai..baaki apne patiyon ko call krke unhe mana hi leti hai..Daya bhi jetha ko mana leti hai…sabhi aurtein wapis daya ke ghar aati hai 1-1 lakh rupyon ke sath…lekin madhvi ke sath bhide bhi aata hai jo aake bolta hai ki Sundar humare pass sirf 50 hazaar rupyee hi hai…Tbi piche se ek awaaz aati hai…
Koi baat nhi bhide sahab..baaki ke 50 hazaar mai dunga…hum dono milke invest krenge. Sab log piche mud ke dekhte hai to piche Mohanlal khada hota hai…
Mohanlal= Bhide sahab…Chinta mat kijiye…mai hun na…mai bhi Sundar ki scheme me invest krna chahta hun..muje jaise hi pta chla Sundar ki scheme ke baare me mai turant yahan chla aya..or shukar hai bhagwan ka ki apke pass paise kam pde..jisse muje bhi kuch kamane ka mauka mila…hahaha..
Sabhi log Sundar ko paise de dete hai…Bhide bhi apne 50000 rs deta hai Sundar ko…or last me Mohanlal sundar ke pass aakar uske hath me paise dete hue sabhi ladies ke samne bolta hai= dekho sundar…Tumne hume 7 din me double paise wapis Dene ka Waada kiya hai..or tumhe to pta hai ki Mai paiso ke mamle me ek dum pakka insaan hun…to agar tumne 7 din me paise nhi diye double krke to 8 th day ko Mai Tumhari behan chod dunga…samjha na…Mai teri behan chod dunga…Mohanlal repeat krta hai….
Sab log Mohanlal ki baat sunkar chonk jaate hai..ki Mohanlal ye sabke saamne kya bol rha hai..
Mohanlal= ohh..sorry daya bhabhi…sorry bhide sahab & baaki sabhi bhabhi…vo aap log to jante hai na ki meri jabaan thodi fisal jaati hai…
Sblog casual ho jate hai or sabka dhyaan wapis Paise double hone pr chla jata hai or sab log man hi man khush hote hai..
Lekin Mohanlal wapis sundar ke kandhe par hath rakhta hai or is baar dhire se bolta hai= dekh sundar..mai janta hun ki tu kitna bada topibaaz hai…Agr muje mere paise waqt pr nhi mile to mai, sach me teri behan chod dunga samjha na..fir mera lauda hoga or teri behan ki choot hogi…
Sundar= my dear Mohanlal bhai…aap kyun tension le rhe ho..apke paise lekar mai bhaag thodi jaunga…..aap chinta mat kijiye….haan….
 
Ab sundar paise lekar wahan se wapis ahemdabad jaane ke liye nikal jata hai…or baaki sbhi bhi apne apne ghar ke liye nikal jate hai....
 
Tapu sena college scene

Goli or tapu canteen me hai college ki or tapu goli se kisi subject ke notes maang rha hai..lekin goli uske sath masti kr rha hai or use notes nhi de rha..jisse tapu ko gussa aa jata hai or vo bolta hai= Goli dekh muje notes de de varna mai teri maa chod dunga samjhaa…
Goli= sach me…tu meri maa chodega??
Tapu=Han goli..muje notes de de..nhi to teri maa chod dunga…
Goli= thank you tapu…nhi deta mai notes….tu meri maa chod de tapu…chod de…
Tapu ko kuch samaj nhi aata ki Goli aesa kyun bol rha hai..
Tapu= aayee goli,tu kya koi nasha krke aya hai aaj…ye kesi baat kr rha hai…
Ab goli tapu se kehta hai..
Goli= yaar tapu dekh kisi ko batana mat..asal me mai apni mommy par fantasy rakhta hun…mai unhe mere papa ke alawa kisi or se chudte hue dekhna chahta hun…or kal raat muje Tera khyal aya…ki tujhse behtar choice koi hoi nhi skti…Tera lund meri mom Ki choot ka bhosda bna ke rakh dega..unki chikhe nikalwa dega..or tu bahut hi wild trike se chudaai krta hai..to tujhse perfect choice koi nhi ho skti…isliye maine mjak mjak me tujhse ye baat keh di…Bta tapu kya bolta hai…
Tapu 2 minute tak sochta rehta hai ki ye goli ko kya ho gya hai…isne to Mera kaam bahut hi asaan kr diya..ye khud samne se mujse komal aunty ko chudwana ki baat kr rha hai…..khair isme Mera to fayda hi ho gya…Ab muje gokuldham ki randio me se ek or randi ki choot milne waali hai…
Goli = kya soch rha hai tapu…bol…Yes or no??
Tapu= tik hai goli…mai taiyaar hun…
Goli= thank you tapu yar..you are my true friend…..
Fir Tapu or goli kuch plan bnane lgte hai isi bich goli tapu ko btata hai ki
Goli= Tapu or ek baat…mommy ache se chud nhi paati hai papa se…unki choot pyaasi reh jaati hai…to thoda easy ho jayega unhe garam krke chodne tere liye…samjha…
Tapu= samaj gya goli…Ab mai teri maa chodke hi rahunga…chal kuch sochte hai ab is baare me..
 
Dusri taraf hum dekhte hai sonu apne class ke ek professor joki chair pr baithe hue hai apne office me, unka lund chus rhi hai….professor ek 60 saal ka Buddha aadmi hai....jiska lund uski jhaanto me fasa hua hai..sonu unhi jhanto ke bich se hote hue us buddhe aadmi ke buddhe lund ko chus rhi hai...us professor ne sonu ke sar ko pakad ke apne lund pr puri tarah bada rakha hai or usse lund chuswa rha hai….5 minute ke lund chusaai ke baad professor jhad jata hai lekin vo sonu ko hatne nhi deta…vo pura maal uske muh ke andar hi daal deta hai..uske baad sonu ko alag krta hai…
Sonu ka chehra dekhne layak hota hai…uske chehre par us buddhe ki jhaante chipki hui hoti hai or uske muh se uska cum bahar nikal rha hota hai…
Sonu= please sir…ab to marks badha dijiye na…muje kam marks aaye ye mere baba ko pta chla to vo meri maa chod denge…matlab muje bahut daant padegi sir…
Professor= chinta mat kro sonu…tum hume khush rakho..hum tumhe khush rakhenge…
Sonu sir ko thanku bolti hai or wahan se nikal jaati hai….