MAA KI GARMI by kickbottoskixxx (COPIED FROM NET)

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agle din me college jane k liye taiyar ho gaya.....maa kitchen me khana bana rahi ti......mene maa ko bye bolkar chal gya.....

Jab me college pohcha to dekha amit kuch ladko se baat kar raha he me un ladko ko nhi janta tha.....usme se ek ladke ne amit ki caular pakdi hui ti.....
muje herani hui.....ki ye sab kya ho raha hai.....??

Thodi der baad vo ladke vaha se chale gaye....fir me amit ki taraf jane laga.....

Me-- hiii amit....
Amit-- chokte hue) hiii...

Me-- yaar wo ladke kon the???
Amit-- wo ! !! Wo mere dost te.....
me-- dekh tu muje jitna bevkuf samjta he me utna nahi hu.....ab bata kon the vo.....
Amit-- yaar bohot badi musibat me bas gaya hu.....
me-- musibat kesi musibat???
Amit-- ye jo ladke gaye na . ...ye salim aur uske do bhai...ali , ajaz the.....mene kuch mahine pahle inse udhar liya tha....ab chuka nhi pa raha hu.....bas isliye dhamka rahe te k kal tak unka pesa nahi diya to muje maar dalenge.....
Me--kys baat kar raha he tu?
Amit-- haa...!!!chal koi baat nhi kal tak inka hisab pura kar dunga.....
me-- kese ? ? Tere paas pese kya???
Amit-- hmmmm..... chal chhod is baat ko uje pata he aaj kya he???
Me-- Q kya he aaj???
Amit-- abe idiot aaj velentine day he..... dekhta nhi puri colege me kese phul bate jaa rahe he.....
me-- ha to hame jya hamari konsi g.f. he jo hame phool denewali he.....ye sab day apne nasib me nahi he......hum to yesehi sukhe rahne wale he.....

Amit-- are kisne kaha.....mene aaj raat tere liye party rakhi hui he hamare khar me.......
Me-- kya party.....??? Abe abi to bol raha tha ke unlogo ke pese dene he aur abhi party karke pese barbad kar raha he???tera dimag to sahi he na.....

Amit-- are wo meri tension he...o me dekh lunga tu bas aaj raat tu aur aunty ko sath le aana.....unke bina to maza nhi aayega......

Ab muje samaj me aaya k ye party mere liye nhi balki maa k liye rakhi he kamine ne par me bhi sochne laga k chalo maa aajayegi to unka mud bhi fresh ho jayega......aur itne logo me ye maa ko kuch kar bhi nahi payega......

To mene party k lite haa bol di......k hun log aayenge.....

Amit-- ok fir aaj raat 8 baje aajana ok chal class me chalte he.....

College puri karke me ghar aaya meri didi mujse pahle aa chuki thi.....mene usase koi baat nhi ki.....aur sidhe kichen me maa ke paas chala gya.....
Maa ne nighty pahni hui thi aur usme se maa ki badi si gaand dikh rahi ti.....
Ji kar raha tha piche pakad lu . ....par mene yesa kuch nhi kiya.....

Me--- hiii maa....
maa-- aa gaya tu....chal jaldi se hath mu dhole me tere liye khana lagati hu.....

Me-- are wo jane do maa aaj pata he kya hai???
Maa-- ( herani) Q kya khas he aaj????
Me-- are maa aaj velentine he......
Maa*)- vo kya hota he???
Me-- tume nhi pata?? Matlb aaj pyar ka din he.....agar koi kisuli se pyar karta he to aaj vo iska izahar karta he ......
Maa-- achha ! ! To tune kise apne pyar ka isahar kiya.....??
Me turant bol pada aapko......
Maa -- hatt badbash tu apni maa se pyar ka izahar karega???
Me-- to kya hua maa me to aapse pyar karta hu kya aap ni karti??
Maa-- karti hu baaba bohot karti hu....

Maa ka iyna bolna tha aur mene maa ko picge se hug kar liya . ...aur apne dono hath unke mulayam pet pe le jakar sahlane laga.. .. ...aur apne adhe khada land unke gand ki darar me ragad raha tha......

Tabhi maa ki sanse chad gai.......mene maa se pucha maa aaj raat amit ke ghar party he usne tume bhi bulaya he......

Maa-- thodi relax hoke.....
par beta tumare papa eaat ko aatenge to unhe koi khana denewala chahiye na....
me--- maa aap vo didi ko bol do na vo paros degi.....plz usne aapko bade pyar se bulaya he....
Maa-- chal thik he......chalungi.....ab khush....
me-- oh thanqq maa......

Sham ke 7 baj gaye the..... 
mene maa ko kaha maa jadi se taiyar ho jao . ....hun late ho jauenge.....
Maa-- ha beta me abhi kapde badal ke aati hu........aur maa apne kamare me chali gai.......
Me itna achha moka hath se kese jaane deta me bhi maa k kamare k bahar chupke se dekhne lage....... maa almari me se ek nai sadi nikali fir apni nighty ko utar dita maa ne jese hi nghty utari....maa ki badi si gaand dikhne lagi.....aur ek choti si panty ne use thak rakha tha......aur maa ki badi chuchiya jhul rahi thi......ye scene dekhte hi mera lund khada hone laga......uske baad maane apni panty bhi nikal di.......par maa ka chehra dusru taraf tha isliye me unli chut nhi dekh pa raha tha........panty utarne k baad maa ne bra ka hoook kol ke use bi utar k fek diya.....ohh!!!! Unke boobs ab pure aazad ho gaye......maa yese hi nangi khade hoke apne aap ko shishe me nihar rahi thi.....aur fir maane paticot pahn liya aur uske baad sidh a blouse pahna.....aur me ye dekhkar heran rah gaya k maaa ne to bra aur panty pahni hi nhi.........ye dekhkar me aur zada garam ho gaya aur apne hatho se lund ko dabane laga.......fir maa saree pahnke bahar aane lagi.....me turant bahar ki aur bhaga......

Me bahar maa ka wait kar raha tha.....thodi der baad maa bahar aagai......
Maa-- ha beta chalo me taiyar hu....

Maa jab aai me to dekhta hi rah gya maa ne dark red color ki lipstic lagai thi....aur baal bhi khule hue the.....aur hamesha ki tarah blouse kuch zada hi deep tha bra na pahne ke karan maa chuchiya blouse se bahar uchal rahi thi aur unke nipple bhi nazar aa rahe the....sarrr bhi nacel k clniche pahni thi....jisase unla cleveng nazar aa raha tha.....yesa lag raha tha k maa bhi kafi excited he pary me jane ke liue tabhi to itna darl make up kiua tha....



Tabhi hum waha se rikhsha karke amit k ghar nikal he.......
jab hum amit ke yaha pohche to mene useke dor ki bell bajai.....jab dor khula amit ne hame wel come kiya jab amit ne maa ko dekha to uske aankho me chamak aa gai......

Me jab room me bohocha to waha sir 2/3 log the....mene anit se pucha k unckle kaha he to wo bola ke gson gaye he.....

Mene socha abi tak party shyru nhi hui he.....shaysd hum jaldi aa gaye......

Me- acha amut 
tune sabko invite kiya na???
Amit-- nahi sirf khas logo ko......
Me-- to kab aatenge vo???
amit-- aa to gaye tum hi to the.....
me--- hum to do hi jan he aur wo log kon he????
Amit unlo.bulata he....
jab wo log hamare paas aane lagte he to muje yaad aata he . ....
are!!! Ye to wahi log he jo aaj colege me amit ko dhamka rahe the......
tab tak wo tino hamare paas aajate he......
Amit-- 
ha raj ye mere naye dost he . .....
ye he salim 
dusra ali au wo azaz........
tino log maa ko dekhte hue hiii bolte he.........
me Amit ko.dusri aur le jata hu......
Me--- abe tu in logo ko yaha Q laya..????
Amit+-- yaar inko inki kimat deni ti na.....to isliye bula laya......
Me--- ha to thik he inko pese de aur ravana kar inko muje yese log pasand nhi he.......
Amit--- but mere paas pese kaha he......jo inko du.....
Me-- pese nhi he to Q bulaya inko yaha par jhak marne k liye???
Amit-- nahi 
ye logo ko pese nahi chahiye......inke sath meri dusri deal hui he.....
Me-- deal?? Kesi dusri deal???
Amit-- agar me unhe teri maa ko chodne tu to ye log apne pese maaf kar denge......
Me-- kya baat kar raha he tu tera dimag to sahi he.....sale maa he vo meri koi randi nahi jo uska soda kar siya tune....
Amit-- waah!!! Jab us 
time apni. Maa ko chodne jaa raha tha tab yaad nahi aayi tuje aur ab bol raha he....dekh wo koi kuwari ladki nhi he jo....use koi farak padega.....aur meri bhi mazaboori yaar agar me inlko pese nahi dunga to ye log to muje jaan se hi maar denge......kya tu chahta he ke ye log muje maar de......aur sirf ek raat ki baat he.....aur ye tu bhi jaanta he k teri maa lund lene k liye kitni mari jaa rahi he.......kitne dino se be chari ko lund nhi mila agar wo bhi aaj thodi masti kar le to kya jayega wo bhi to ek aurat he......uske bhi bavnaye he....dekh zara apni maa ko ek bhari puri aurarlt he yesa lagta he swarg se rambha utari ho.....par bechari aaj bhi pyasi he.....agar ye aaj k din chudwa legi to teti maa bhi khus ho jayegi aur wo kamine bi.....aur sath me me bi bach jaunga . .....plz yaar......


Wese amit ki baate muje sahi lag rahi thi....par mene socha maa kese in yino se chudawayengi......aur maa to inko janyi bhi nahi he....

Me-- par amit maa kese manegi???
Meri baat sumke amit khush ho gaya sur bola tu tension mat le ye me dekh lunga.......
me-- par yaar ye log kya so henge ke me apni maa inse chudwane aaya hu...
Amit-- nahi Q ki mene in logo se bola he ki ye meri massi he....aur tu inhe lene gaya he ye log nahi jante k ye teri maa he.....bas tu shant rahna chahe kuch bhi ho . ......
Ok chal ab party me shamil ho jaa.......aur ha ye drink le aur apni maa ko pilade.......Q ki wo hamare hath se shayad nahi piyegi.....

Me-- kya he isame???
Amit-- vodka he.....
Me-- kya par maa nahi piyegi......
Amit-- pata isliye tuje diya maa ko coldrink batakar pila dena.....ek baar ye iske jism me bohocha to bus iski badan ek bhatti ki tarah jalne lagega.....aur apna kaam thoda aasan hoga......

Me vodka ka glass leke maa k paas jata hu
me-- maa ye lo thodi coldrink pilo.....

Maa ne bina koi sawal puche wo pine lagi....
maa-- beta ye to kadwa lag raha he.....
me-- haa maa wo shuru me kadwa lagta he ...fir achha lagega....
maa ne wo glass ankhe band karke pi.liya.....maa ne jese hi use piya maaa ki aankhe upar ki aur chadne lagi........
maa-- beta kafi ajib tha ye . .....par acha he....
me-- maa ek aur logi.....??
maa-- nhi beta bas thode chakkar aarhe he.......
me-- koi 
baat nhi maa ek aur pilo usase chakar aana band ho jayega.....thik he....

Aur me dusra drink banane k liue jata hu.....amit un tin ladko ke sath betha hota he....