19-12-2022, 05:26 PM
Dusare din humesha ki tarah Main apne college jane ki taisari me tha.aur Mummy nasta banakar humesha ki tarah t.v dekh rahi thi ghadi mein is waqt subeh ke 8:45 ho rahe they tabhi get khatkhtane ki aawaj aati hai.
Mummy humesha ki tarah chalti hui get kholti hain aaj Mummy ne black rang ki saari pehna hua tha aur humesha se kahin zyada sunder aaj wo in kapdon mein lag rahi thi wahin Gabbar usey dekhkar ek gandi si smile dete hain jisey Mummy dekhkar bilkul ignore kar deti hain jaise hi Mummy do kadam aagey jati hain Gabbar humesha ki tarah uske peechay peechay chal padta hain uski nazrein Mummy ke gand ke us hissey par thi.
Mummy ki thirakti hui gand ko wo ek tuk dekhey jaa raha tha jaise jaise Mummy chal rahi thi uski gand upar neechay ki taraf ho rahi thi. Gabbar ki nazrein mano wahin tik gayi thi kuch der baad wo uski lachakti kamar ko bade gaur se dekhney lagta hai aur aakhir mein uski nazar uski nangi aur gori peeth par jati hain jisey uski aankhein surkh laal ho jati hain Mummy kuch door chalkar fauran peechay palatati hain aur Gabbar ko apni taraf ghoorta hua pakar uski nazrein fauran neechay ki taraf jhuk jati hain.
Gabbar-“ memsaheb aap aaj in kapdon mein bahut hi zyada haseen lag rahi hain jee karta hain main bus aapko aise hi dekhta rahun ”
Mummy muskurate lagti hai.
Gabbar-“ memsaheb jhadoo kahan par hain ”
Mummy -“ wwwwooooo .saaaammmnnneeeyy ”
Gabbar-“ aapka bahut bahut shukriya memsaheb agar aaj kuch nashta mil jata to aapka bahut ehsaan hota wo kya hain ki aap khana bahut aacha banati hain aisa khana to meri gharwali bhi kabhi nahin banati thi aapke haathon mein to jaise jaadu hain memsaheb ”
Mummy-“ theek hain tum yahin par ruko main tumhare liye kuch nasta lekar aabhi aati hoon “
aur Mummy fir se kitchen ki taraf chal padti hain wahin Gabbar ki nazrein ek baar fir se Mummy par thi.
Mummy ke ander jaate hi Gabbar apni lungi ko ghutnon tak upar ki taraf fold kar leta hain aur apna ek pawn thoda sa modkar dusra pawn seedha karke wahin farsh par aa Main se jakar baith jata hain wo is andaaz mein baitha hua tha jissey jab bhi Mummy uske paas nasta dene ke liye aaye aur wo jab bhi jhuke uske jhuktey hi uske lungi ke ander kala aur mota lund usey saaf nazar aaye
tabhi Mummy aati hui nazar aati hain. Mummy tray mein nasta lekar aati hain tray mein idli aur sambhar tha aur saath mein chai ki ek cup bhi aur peenay ka pani bhi Mummy us tray ko jaise hi Gabbar ke paas lekar aati hain aur wo jaise hi us tray ko Gabbar ke paas farsh par jhukney ke liye rakhti hain uski nazar samney ki taraf chali jati hain Gabbar ki lungi ki taraf Jaisi hi unki nazrein us lungi ke ander ki taraf jati hain.Jaise wo thodi si upar ki taraf uthathi hain uski nazrein Gabbar ke taraf jati hain magar Gabbar bus chup chaap se t.v dekh raha tha.samney ke sofey par jakar baith jati hain aur khamoshi se mere sath t.v dekhney lagti hain
Gabbar-“ memsaheb mujhe maaf kar dijiye ”
Mummy-“ jeeeeee ”
Gabbar-“ memsaheb us din maine aapke yahan nasta kiya tha to maine aapka farsh poora ganda kar diya tha magar aaj main apne haathon se is farsh ko saaf kar dunga meri wajah se aapko us din farsh saaf karna pada uske liye main aaj bahut sharminda hoon ”
aur Gabbar fir se idli aur sambhar ek saath khane lagta hain pehle bhi wo janwaron ki tarah kha rha tha aur aaj bhi uske ander koi badlaav nahin aaya tha haath pawn humesha ki tarah gande aur mailey they jagah jagah idli par bhi kale kale nishan saaf nazar aa rahein they aur kuch paan ke chote chote tukdey bhi kyon ki Gabbar paan chabane ke baad mooh tak nahin dhoya tha kyon ki usney mooh dhona bhi zaroori nahin samjha.
Wahin Mummy bade gaur se kabhi Gabbar ke taraf dekh rahi thi to kabhi uske mooh se nikale us paan ke tairtey hue un chote chote tukdon ko jo Gabbar ke pani peeney ki wajah se kuch paan ke chote chote tukdey aabhi bhi uspar tair rahe they to kuch idli ke tukdey nazar aa rahein they kul milajulkar aab us pani ka rang change ho gaya.
Gabbar-“ waise memsaheb aap khana sach mein bahut aacha banati hain jee to karta hain ki main aapke ye haath choom loon kaash aise hi khana agar meri biwi banati to mujhe ussey kabhi shikayat nahin rehta .aacha hua jo Sali murr gayi aise logon ka mur jana hi theek hain “
Mummy-“ aisa kyon kehtey ho wo to tumhari biwi thi naa aab uske na rehney se kya tumhein takleef nahin hoti agar wo aaj rehti to kya tum isi tarah gande aur is haal mein rehtey har roz wo tumhein nehlawati tumhari sewa karti aur tumhara khyaal rakhti “
Gabbar-“ uska rehna na rehna mere liye ek barabur tha memsaheb agar main der raat kabhi ghar se late bhi aata to Sali apne kha peekar aa Main se soo jaya karti jo kamarkar main lata wo mujhse cheen leti aur daru peenay ko paise agar mangta to mujhe khari khoti sunati Sali puri zindagi narak karke rakhi hui thi din bhar gand ghis ghis kar kaam kare aur upar se Sali ke roz tane sunaney ko milta tha khana bhi aisa banati thi jaise jail ka khana mil raha ho behanchod .”
aur Gabbar ka chehra nafrat se bhaar jata hain wahin Mummy bilkul khamosh ho jati hain
Mummy-“ memsaheb meri biwi to aapke pairon ki dhool bhi nahin hain “
Mummy-“ chahe jaisi thi aakhir wo thi to tumhari biwi hi khair “
Gabbar-“ aap aa Merijiye memsaheb main jaldi se ghar mein jhadoo poocha laga dete hoon “
aur Gabbar fauran apni jagah se uth jata hain aur ghar ke kamon mein lag jata hain wahin Mummy fauran apni jagah se uthathi hain aur Gabbar ka khaya hua bartan sametney lagti hain fir uski nazar pani ke glass par padti hain aur wo kuch der tak taktaki lagaye us pani ke taraf dekhti rehti hain kuch sochkar uske chehrey par ek hulki si muskaan aa jati hain fir wo pani ka glass aur sare batan sametkar fauran kitchen ki taraf chal padti hain main bhi college chala jata hu.
Mummy humesha ki tarah chalti hui get kholti hain aaj Mummy ne black rang ki saari pehna hua tha aur humesha se kahin zyada sunder aaj wo in kapdon mein lag rahi thi wahin Gabbar usey dekhkar ek gandi si smile dete hain jisey Mummy dekhkar bilkul ignore kar deti hain jaise hi Mummy do kadam aagey jati hain Gabbar humesha ki tarah uske peechay peechay chal padta hain uski nazrein Mummy ke gand ke us hissey par thi.
Mummy ki thirakti hui gand ko wo ek tuk dekhey jaa raha tha jaise jaise Mummy chal rahi thi uski gand upar neechay ki taraf ho rahi thi. Gabbar ki nazrein mano wahin tik gayi thi kuch der baad wo uski lachakti kamar ko bade gaur se dekhney lagta hai aur aakhir mein uski nazar uski nangi aur gori peeth par jati hain jisey uski aankhein surkh laal ho jati hain Mummy kuch door chalkar fauran peechay palatati hain aur Gabbar ko apni taraf ghoorta hua pakar uski nazrein fauran neechay ki taraf jhuk jati hain.
Gabbar-“ memsaheb aap aaj in kapdon mein bahut hi zyada haseen lag rahi hain jee karta hain main bus aapko aise hi dekhta rahun ”
Mummy muskurate lagti hai.
Gabbar-“ memsaheb jhadoo kahan par hain ”
Mummy -“ wwwwooooo .saaaammmnnneeeyy ”
Gabbar-“ aapka bahut bahut shukriya memsaheb agar aaj kuch nashta mil jata to aapka bahut ehsaan hota wo kya hain ki aap khana bahut aacha banati hain aisa khana to meri gharwali bhi kabhi nahin banati thi aapke haathon mein to jaise jaadu hain memsaheb ”
Mummy-“ theek hain tum yahin par ruko main tumhare liye kuch nasta lekar aabhi aati hoon “
aur Mummy fir se kitchen ki taraf chal padti hain wahin Gabbar ki nazrein ek baar fir se Mummy par thi.
Mummy ke ander jaate hi Gabbar apni lungi ko ghutnon tak upar ki taraf fold kar leta hain aur apna ek pawn thoda sa modkar dusra pawn seedha karke wahin farsh par aa Main se jakar baith jata hain wo is andaaz mein baitha hua tha jissey jab bhi Mummy uske paas nasta dene ke liye aaye aur wo jab bhi jhuke uske jhuktey hi uske lungi ke ander kala aur mota lund usey saaf nazar aaye
tabhi Mummy aati hui nazar aati hain. Mummy tray mein nasta lekar aati hain tray mein idli aur sambhar tha aur saath mein chai ki ek cup bhi aur peenay ka pani bhi Mummy us tray ko jaise hi Gabbar ke paas lekar aati hain aur wo jaise hi us tray ko Gabbar ke paas farsh par jhukney ke liye rakhti hain uski nazar samney ki taraf chali jati hain Gabbar ki lungi ki taraf Jaisi hi unki nazrein us lungi ke ander ki taraf jati hain.Jaise wo thodi si upar ki taraf uthathi hain uski nazrein Gabbar ke taraf jati hain magar Gabbar bus chup chaap se t.v dekh raha tha.samney ke sofey par jakar baith jati hain aur khamoshi se mere sath t.v dekhney lagti hain
Gabbar-“ memsaheb mujhe maaf kar dijiye ”
Mummy-“ jeeeeee ”
Gabbar-“ memsaheb us din maine aapke yahan nasta kiya tha to maine aapka farsh poora ganda kar diya tha magar aaj main apne haathon se is farsh ko saaf kar dunga meri wajah se aapko us din farsh saaf karna pada uske liye main aaj bahut sharminda hoon ”
aur Gabbar fir se idli aur sambhar ek saath khane lagta hain pehle bhi wo janwaron ki tarah kha rha tha aur aaj bhi uske ander koi badlaav nahin aaya tha haath pawn humesha ki tarah gande aur mailey they jagah jagah idli par bhi kale kale nishan saaf nazar aa rahein they aur kuch paan ke chote chote tukdey bhi kyon ki Gabbar paan chabane ke baad mooh tak nahin dhoya tha kyon ki usney mooh dhona bhi zaroori nahin samjha.
Wahin Mummy bade gaur se kabhi Gabbar ke taraf dekh rahi thi to kabhi uske mooh se nikale us paan ke tairtey hue un chote chote tukdon ko jo Gabbar ke pani peeney ki wajah se kuch paan ke chote chote tukdey aabhi bhi uspar tair rahe they to kuch idli ke tukdey nazar aa rahein they kul milajulkar aab us pani ka rang change ho gaya.
Gabbar-“ waise memsaheb aap khana sach mein bahut aacha banati hain jee to karta hain ki main aapke ye haath choom loon kaash aise hi khana agar meri biwi banati to mujhe ussey kabhi shikayat nahin rehta .aacha hua jo Sali murr gayi aise logon ka mur jana hi theek hain “
Mummy-“ aisa kyon kehtey ho wo to tumhari biwi thi naa aab uske na rehney se kya tumhein takleef nahin hoti agar wo aaj rehti to kya tum isi tarah gande aur is haal mein rehtey har roz wo tumhein nehlawati tumhari sewa karti aur tumhara khyaal rakhti “
Gabbar-“ uska rehna na rehna mere liye ek barabur tha memsaheb agar main der raat kabhi ghar se late bhi aata to Sali apne kha peekar aa Main se soo jaya karti jo kamarkar main lata wo mujhse cheen leti aur daru peenay ko paise agar mangta to mujhe khari khoti sunati Sali puri zindagi narak karke rakhi hui thi din bhar gand ghis ghis kar kaam kare aur upar se Sali ke roz tane sunaney ko milta tha khana bhi aisa banati thi jaise jail ka khana mil raha ho behanchod .”
aur Gabbar ka chehra nafrat se bhaar jata hain wahin Mummy bilkul khamosh ho jati hain
Mummy-“ memsaheb meri biwi to aapke pairon ki dhool bhi nahin hain “
Mummy-“ chahe jaisi thi aakhir wo thi to tumhari biwi hi khair “
Gabbar-“ aap aa Merijiye memsaheb main jaldi se ghar mein jhadoo poocha laga dete hoon “
aur Gabbar fauran apni jagah se uth jata hain aur ghar ke kamon mein lag jata hain wahin Mummy fauran apni jagah se uthathi hain aur Gabbar ka khaya hua bartan sametney lagti hain fir uski nazar pani ke glass par padti hain aur wo kuch der tak taktaki lagaye us pani ke taraf dekhti rehti hain kuch sochkar uske chehrey par ek hulki si muskaan aa jati hain fir wo pani ka glass aur sare batan sametkar fauran kitchen ki taraf chal padti hain main bhi college chala jata hu.